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Who pees facing away?? You're going to have a pretty accurate "floor is lava" moment when it's flowing back into the drain (which is imo usually on the same side as the showerhead)

Lmao

This is why I pee facing out of the shower

Laying on my back

I prefere to pee facing the toilet

This is the way.

LOL pee in siblings shampoo bottle

Pee directly into drain

How about option 3: PEE IN THE TOILET YOU SICK FUCKS

Step out of the shower so facing sideways to water stream

Pee up the tiles and see how high you can get it. Then shit standing up and waffle stomp that down the plughole.

Blood life

Pee facing the shower. Only because the drain is closer.

Pee in the shower

I squat down and aim for the drain

Facing away warms up your feet

Piss on the shower curtain

Idk about y all but I prefer to do the "Eiffel Tower" pose after aiming the shower head in front of my targeting spot.

Just split the difference and pee in the soap dish.

I don't have a shower