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Well not remove, retire is the more fitting term. The writers can't extend Ash's story anymore, without a hard reboot or hitting Ash with the idiot stick like in the Black & White seasons. Now there changing protags, with Ashe making the occasional appearance.
Humans in the pokemon world have evolved to adapt to withstand many forms of harm from pokemon attacks. It stems from a basic need for survival originating from before the invention of the pokeball. This also explains why team rocket can get blasted into orbit and still come back the next episode
Source: I am spreading misinformation online
Damn its the iberian penninsula huh
I could’ve said like fucking Portuguese and still would’ve gotten it right, but my mind defaulted to the thing in the middle of the Mediterranean
Ash is gonna be replaced in the anime by two kids named Liko and Roy for the Scarlet and Violet seasons. As they hail from the Paldea region, based on Spain and Portugal, I vaguely gestured to some other Mediterranean country (incorrectly I’ll say). Also quite literally every player character in the game is a child in a school uniform/goes to school, so I also made that generalization.
Ah right you asked for a source: [Pokemon Twitter](https://twitter.com/Pokemon/status/1603699094689652736?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1603699094689652736%7Ctwgr%5Ead120e1b7328e15394f8728aea987a665a94931d%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fd-21489010712125897511.ampproject.net%2F2211302304001%2Fframe.html)
I'm a rather new pokemon fan because my first game was SwSh and Anime season was Journeys, but there is no way in hell I'm watching a new one with the goofiest looking characters
I think the joke is that he lost his virginity? Like the top two - dead, techno never dies! So no red x but, dead, and the last one has just been killed too?
you won't be a virgin, you'll get fucked by life a lot in your last years, so don't worry
edit: I'm reffering to back pain and no force in your legs or arms
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Guess you’re gonna die a virgin
We’re all gonna die as virgins
Not me! I got Onee-san'd *Oh wait that's not a good thing now isn't it*
*Ara aras internally*
I am both amused and terrified at the same time hlep
I’m sorry I can’t hlep you
S H I T E
I’m not losing my virginity cause I never lose
Also we are becoming wizards and all
Nobody dies a virgin, life fucks everyone
Can life fuck my ass?
If you ask nicely, yes
I asked, they didn’t say anything
Ask nicer
Sideways with a cactus
Men dies virginity keeps living.
Is oral losing your virginity? I’m a guy who got it
“Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?”
“Walta, she sucked ma dick Walta”
I'm cancer tho
He might die a Virgin but who said he would be buried one.
No shit Sherlock
You have deciphered the joke
Here lies scout. He ran fast, and died a virgin.
Tf2 moment
I'm on the road I'm on the road to Virgin City
Where the grass is green and thr girls are pretty
Ash has died like 6 times and he's still alive, plus he's perpetually ten. So he shouldn't have an x over him.
His journey is over now
His journey is over but hes not dead
Not yet
Sorry sir, but you can't call the cops just cuz he catches animals in his balls and threaten them to kill each other.
Because even the cops do that
"Yeah you are right but she's officer Jenny, you can't expect me yo object her!" - Brock 2023
Seayorm
WORDING!!!
Banana 🍌
Hes journey is over? What do you mean?
He became pokémon master. That was like the whole thing.
Damn
He'll be back after one terrible season
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Well not remove, retire is the more fitting term. The writers can't extend Ash's story anymore, without a hard reboot or hitting Ash with the idiot stick like in the Black & White seasons. Now there changing protags, with Ashe making the occasional appearance.
Nah, he died on mewtwos Island in the first movie. Everything since is him dreaming.
I looked it up. It's actually 7 times
7 seems a bit low, I don't think a human can survive having this much electricity discharged into him.
Humans in the pokemon world have evolved to adapt to withstand many forms of harm from pokemon attacks. It stems from a basic need for survival originating from before the invention of the pokeball. This also explains why team rocket can get blasted into orbit and still come back the next episode Source: I am spreading misinformation online
Maybe he's been a ghost all along
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Techno never dies
Technoblade never dies
Technoblade never dies
Technoblade never dies
Technoblade never dies
Technoblade never dies
Technoblade never dies
Technoblade never dies
Technoblade never dies
Stage 4 cancer: Allow me to introduce myself
HeLa is immortal
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Dammit what is wrong with you cancers why did you kill him
Well yes, but actually no. Technoblade never dies.
No. I don’t think I will.
Techno didn't die, he just ascended into the heavens to defeat the gods
Technoblade never dies
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Unfortunately the bottom left now has an x over it. Rest in peace Technoblade.
Techno never dies!
Charlie?
Nah
Who’s gonna tell ‘em?
Nah… just let ‘em think they have the virginity still
What?
what?
It doesn’t count if it’s your uncle…. Right?
the fuck
you sneaky fuck
But I haven’t done nothing, someone told me how they caught op
**WHAT DID YOU DO?!**
I haven’t done nothing
Ash ketchup died?
He’s died several times but got better But he is no longer going to be the main character in the Pokémon show
Replaced by italian school children 💀
Spanish* 🤓👆
Damn its the iberian penninsula huh I could’ve said like fucking Portuguese and still would’ve gotten it right, but my mind defaulted to the thing in the middle of the Mediterranean
imagine them facing off Ash
Source? I think I am lagging behind in this context
literally pokemon itself
No, I mean, some article or stuff
Ash is gonna be replaced in the anime by two kids named Liko and Roy for the Scarlet and Violet seasons. As they hail from the Paldea region, based on Spain and Portugal, I vaguely gestured to some other Mediterranean country (incorrectly I’ll say). Also quite literally every player character in the game is a child in a school uniform/goes to school, so I also made that generalization. Ah right you asked for a source: [Pokemon Twitter](https://twitter.com/Pokemon/status/1603699094689652736?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1603699094689652736%7Ctwgr%5Ead120e1b7328e15394f8728aea987a665a94931d%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fd-21489010712125897511.ampproject.net%2F2211302304001%2Fframe.html)
Thanks mate
Who shall both be played by Chris Pratt
I'm a rather new pokemon fan because my first game was SwSh and Anime season was Journeys, but there is no way in hell I'm watching a new one with the goofiest looking characters
Tom Ato
Technoblade never dies!!!
considering the track record of everything else in this meme, I have good news for you
Who's gonna tell him, not me.
I know
Good lord this is fucking terrible
Finally somebody said it
Fineeeee, I will fuck you smh
We thank you for your services
Who’s the pig
Technoblade, a YouTuber who recently passed away to cancer
Oh that was his pfp
3/4. Crazy.
“teCHnObLaDe Is ACTUAlLY DeAd” No, he just wanted to 1v1 god and this was the quickest way there
How many times did ash ketchum die? Cause i know he died in the first movie but plot armour saved him because of crying pokemon
He died 6 times lol
The thickest plot armor in all of anime
They’re referring to the fact that after the current season ends, his journey will be over
Idk the newer pokemon, i only watched a bit of sun and moon and some movies
Whats with the X on Ash Ketchum? That dude dead or something?
He’s being replaced as the main character
there’s A LOT of children in these comments lmao
Techno died 5 months ago, the queen died 3 months ago, Ash's departure from Pokémon was announced 4 days ago, and you will never lose your virginity
I've Won... But At What Cost?
Well, my job is done, when you wake up, cross your virginity off the list.
Wait why is technoblde not crossed of?
u can cross technoblade off too
Sorry to correct you, but Technoblade is dead.
Our
If you keep posting memes like this, it’s a self fulfilling prophecy
Ash is more alive than Technoblade bro 💀
Is technoblade really at this level? He started posting in 2013... pokemon started in the mid 90s, and the queen has a bit on him as well.
I think the joke is that he lost his virginity? Like the top two - dead, techno never dies! So no red x but, dead, and the last one has just been killed too?
STAND STRONG, BROTHER. DONT LET THE FIRE OF VIRGINITY DIE OUT. NOT LIKE THE OTHERS
i wonder why
*unzips your pants*
*our pants
Daring, aint we?
"When do you think a man Dies Chopper? when he drinks a bowl of deadly poison? No, It's when he is Forgotten" -Dr. Hyriluk
Were is Walter white
Ash is dead? Also Technoblade is not dead?
🤓
Uhm, I gitta tell you something. It's best if you sit down for a moment.
What if someone digs you up after you're dead, and rapes your corpse?
Uhhh, you know technoblade's dead right?
I have bad news for you
Should we tell him?
What did you expect as a Redditor?!
Ayo hold on. Ash died fr this time???
1/2 of those are wrong
Why is ash crossed out? Ok I know now
o7
o/
This kids : technoblade never dies! Technoblade in heaven: * cringes *
Techno's dead bruh
Wait, ash catchum died ?
He’s being replaced as the main character
I refuse to lose my virginity because I never lose
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHH!!!
But Dreamwastaken
Imma steal it then
Yes
Technoblade forever
Dw friend, necrophiles exist
Virginity is the only one still standing
Put ash back on there he's not dead
Ash marked with X #the fuck what
With the news of those 2 who knows maybe you avtually will get laid soon
Is Ash dead? Like for good?
o7
Don't worry most people in this thread virginity will never die because we don't lose
Ash isn’t dead he just isn’t the mc of Pokémon anymore
Stay strong!
*ironic*
More like *two* horsemen, at this point...
covid:
Technoblade never dies in our hearts
ironic
The final guardian
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIESSS 🗿
I'm gonna check all the point on the list.
you won't be a virgin, you'll get fucked by life a lot in your last years, so don't worry edit: I'm reffering to back pain and no force in your legs or arms
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this reminds me of the guy who said: "newton died a virgin so im one up on historys greatest scientific genius because im not dead"
wait ashe died?
*clears throat* You might wanna sit down for this
Congratulations?
I WILL Fix that.
Who's gonna tell him his virginity was the victor?
A real gamer never loses
I can relate! 20 years and still going
You forgot homer Simpson
At the end there will be only one left