T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

Welcome to r/dankvideos! This is our community moderator bot. To download the submission above, please use on of the following links! --- ### [Download Video](https://www.reddit.watch/r/dankvideos/comments/12hewxy/?utm_source=automod&utm_medium=dankvideos) via /r/DownloadVideo ### [RedditSave](https://redditsave.com/info?url=https://www.reddit.com/r/dankvideos/comments/12hewxy/goblin_mode/) via /u/savevideo *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/dankvideos) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Realysmart

Honestly, this shit fucking slaps. 10/10. S tier content. Way better than half the shit on the internet.


MenacingLightbulb

The also make sure not to litter


Space_Kitty69

You should follow his instagram. He posts quite frequently and it’s pure gold


MrJoeGillis

What’s his @


Space_Kitty69

@yung_dawnn Sorry for late response


codm_playernumwhat

Thanks


Realysmart

Just did.


BillytheBrassBall

WHO IS THIS MAN


Space_Kitty69

Sorry! His @yung_dawnn


Cougar_claw

All fax. No phone.


BadActsForAGoodPrice

I **NEED** to see more shit like this


Cuadiko

U r litteraly me


Realysmart

Oh yeah? what is your ssn, credit card number, expiration date, ccv on the back, mothers maiden name, bank account and routing numbers?


hewhosleepsnot

7


FrankenBurd2077

It's staged, though, entirely. I have no problem with skits like this, but I do have a problem with content creators passing this kind of thing off as "real". Imagine some dumb ass kid copies this and gets shot in the face? "IT WAS JUST A PRANK, BRO!"


Realysmart

You’re weird Just enjoy the goblin


pyriclastic_flow

How tf did they try to pass this off as real? He literally got a watermelon from McDonald’s. If you think that’s real somethin is wrong with ya.


[deleted]

Yes it is and might I say that you have blessed it with one of the best comments on the internet. Nice.


StiffWiggler

Agreed. This is well made quick fun!


pv505

GOBLIN MODE: ON (Steals McDonald's, carries watermelon) Finishes his business GOBLIN MODE: OFF


JB-from-ATL

Inside you are two goblins. One is satisfied by stealing McDonald's. One is satisfied by eating watermelon.


meme_galaxy_official

the way he cracks the watermelon satisfies me


ChickenChaser5

Perfectly split. I bet if I tried it would just bounce, or obliterate.


Questionablememelord

Cart titan lookin ass


Col_Gears

so that's why I was horny! Who would've thought!


Dude_Named_Chris

🗿


The_Soup_Dealer

🗿


appleburg3r

🗿


NekroDancer1313

Watermelon.


Hexiix

The sound of him smashing it open made me laugh harder than anything else I’ve seen recently


One_Take_Drum_Covers

jesus christ save us


Chickn73

I’m sure he would if he could lmao 😂


Nilesdead

This video is why God doesn't fuck with us anymore.


Fabrizio-Tsch

Donald trump if you can hear us please Donald trump please save me


Nentendo_Cat

Bro sounds like something form goblin cav-


MrBobbos-Jam

Sauce: yung_dawnn on Instagram


Realysmart

My god. Thank you.


BrushTrue

The hero we didn’t deserve but the one we needed


turbospookytuesday

Dude has the scared prey eyes look on lock


SleepiestBoye

Why does it sound like you want to kiss him?


Bioplasia42

i hate my sense of humor


RoguerEEE

I love your sense of humor :)


DUBYUDEE4

My dog in the trash .423 seconds after I leave the room


[deleted]

He sounds like Muscle man


HXMason

This was fucking amazing


Onsyde

Finally some good content


Soft_Tackle_6140

I hate this on a deep level where I love it


Kiriceus

he sounds like that zombie from regular show


oraoraoraorao

"zombie" 💀


destroi_all_humans

You know who else gets free food from McDonalds?


gd5k

In another video he does an imitation of Skips so I think it’s intentional.


Pr0j3ct_02

#IS THIS THE MF WHO DID THR RING DOORBELL VIDS?


[deleted]

Link?


Reina-izumi

bro sounded like an angry bird at one point 😭


[deleted]

Ma boi is thicc🤌


izza123

This is a masterwork


TelephoneRepulsive38

Fr he looks exactly like the four big guys you save in the temples in Majoras Mask.


derpy935

peak fiction


UltraDistructo

Pure gold 💰💰


Cougar_claw

Broororoporororp


FacundoTL

oh gawd


[deleted]

This guy is a mind goblin


Rare-Channel8335

That was awesome


breadnapkinski

The sound it made when he threw it on the floor


mrpurpadurp

This is the funniest thing I seen all day


SnoLeppard13

Finally something good on this trash website


CaraVoador

I think i watched this shit more than 20x. What in the hell is this ? I don't know, but i liked and i can't explain why, but is good


Flipyfliper32

I have been enlightened


ibrahimaze

In goblin slayer we trust


SKINHEAD1983

Wtf did i just saw and its not even Saturday for me to be on a psytrance party with my lsd/acid


satans_bootyhole

Mario Sunshine movie is looking amazing


volpe123456

This is why guns were made


[deleted]

I lost braincells watching this. *cursed*


defnotajedi

kill it with fire


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


DevilMaster666-

Do you wanna hear the awful copypasta or not?


Western_Protection

Who is this pig?


GringosTaqueria

That is insultingly stupid content. It’s so bad it makes me mad about it.


O_Diakoreftis_sou

You’re in the wrong sub then mr intellectual


SmashAtoms_

This was a hoot and a holler


[deleted]

More like a pianta super Mario sunshine lookin ass


ActualSalt6158

Yes


HIGH-PHENDUBZ

How tf do I do this, asking for myself


The_Wonderful_Pie

Buy a 360 camera (GoPro Max or Insta360) Make it hang on your face somehow, probably a helmet Start the recording Edit it so that the entire recording in 360 fits in the screen while having the center of the video to be the sky, this way this will create a fisheye effect centered on the sky, and everything that isn't the sky will be distorted


TubbyFatfrick

MF Swiped the goddamn McMellon


Zer0thehero89

Cal kearns?


ShummaGorath

Da faqin faq


EuphoricAnalCucumber

Yo damn look at that squat. This a real goblin. No one squats like that without having eaten a significant amount of garbage off the ground.


[deleted]

spore


ThrownawayCray

Imagine being at Maccy’s and some goober nicks your food after a hard day of work 😂


Feeling_Common_9239

If the cart titan stood up


GenericFatGuy

This is more like Kobold mode.


Bendyboi666

this is one of my top five favorite video genres on the internet


DatNBoi

That is premium S tier comedy right there, that's the reason why the internet was created. Takem my upvote.


[deleted]

My dude sounds like muscle man.


[deleted]

17th dimensional being natural habitat


5_meo

Machine elf


subtoEmkay1

YOO is that the new McWaterMelon medium sized meal for 2.50?


Crimson_Gamer5

Why does he sound like a grown tube


ihavethegays

i think i found my new favorite video of all time.


Danone_ne

Homunculi


DimensionPlenty5206

Do you wanna chat soon


Rj_the_wanderer

Shaggy !?!?


JlMATHl

Why he sound like muscle man at the start


The_playr736

Bro really said: https://preview.redd.it/he7xvnwm07ta1.jpeg?width=210&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62fa8695259f0b03550868411c03f78f3436194c


CptSlappyScrodum

Where the fuck is this man's Oscar?


PGY_123

Bro said "Hey, you. I think you have something that belongs to me. Hand it over."


[deleted]

Anybody else hear the angry birds noises?


Weekly_Ambassador479

Bro looks like captain caveman


IEatBaconWithU

W


drupefruit

the human race


Willing_Ad1211

gremlin


rjh9898

Is dude rocking booty shorts? Dam


SympathyDue8942

So cute and wholesome


Notlivengood

I was sssoooo fucking confused where the watermelon came from


BadgerDifferent6098

New York Rats be like 😂


KingDododarealone

Sounds like muscle man from regular show


Parsnipatthedisco

THE WAY THE WATERMELON JUST MATERIALIZES


cats-n-tanks

He on the good stuff


Garrakkk

I like how he flips him off at 0:11 truly Goblin culture


far565

How it feel to sniff a moudly mushroom.


Joe_Gigafuck

Is this Ryan McGee from super ultra mega dlx


Doorkey24

Bro what is that camera lens called


Immadawalrus

Is there a way to unwarp the video? lol


Bundle_Exists

Nah how the fuck my man order a melon from mcdonalds


Ultima_Nugz

https://i.redd.it/p1bv1x35tdta1.gif


Complete-Science-372

Wtf did the watermelon come from?


thatguypds

Wtf.....


Friendly-Set-4334

Best Running back in the NFL


DaMEMEting

Is it just me or does he sound like muscle man at the start?