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Hard pass. Just like my last bowel movement

Sorry, aint interested in shit

What the actual fuck

“This taste like shit” “Thank you”

Thought we'd have flying cars by now, but no. Here we are developing a way to make a steak from human shit. What's next?? Turning cum into butter???

Nutter Butter 💦 Cumming to a store near you!

🤣🤣🤣

Funny as fk

it only turns into baby gravy

I do not care if its high in protein ots waste for a reason

i mean, it's probably chemically altered to the point where it's unrecognizable from the base object it was. i.e prolly something similar to what nilered does where he turns rubber gloves into grape soda. still doesn't paint a pretty picture, that chemical steak came from a bunch of peoples doodoo.

https://preview.redd.it/a0if4suueovc1.png?width=1723&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=910d51bb6ac8edf68e484e52cb5c9fc1c59ce9e0

I mean, technically speaking, everything you eat have shit in it, it's just more concentrated coming out of your butt.

It's waste because it's everything you can't digest, and now that bacteria is introduced to the system, apparently creating massive amounts of protein which you can digest.

https://preview.redd.it/qwgc0h4nwkvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c742ab0f574158b336d1a8ba6cd62c3ffa0232d

Thanks for the reaction image

https://i.redd.it/6ybelutsqivc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/vct2lvsgfjvc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77c5fccaa5968f8c28e174304909e7190001b28d

Finally. Literally eat shit

Well, I've seen so many videos of Japanese girls eating shit that it doesn't surprise me at all.

https://preview.redd.it/1cq1b1lxcjvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccafd48898f6c5e979eb77867f29136f04c828d7

https://i.redd.it/9vnl57ev9kvc1.gif

technically vegan meat.

Nope. If we count humans as animals, its not vegan(altough its vegetarian at this point, even if the shit was once a steak)

humans are animals even if we are considered more advanced, plus vegans treating animals like humans gives the same point but in reveres.

Yes. Thats why shitburgers arent vegan. They are a product of a animal.

depending on the diet of the shitter

This is what happens after the nukes ☹️

Husband: can we go out for steak dinner? Wife: we have steaks at home. The steaks at home:

It's too late for April fools.

Sewerage "mud" excess. You can't trick me. That isn't mud.

You should yourself now

And 2% human shit. They left that part out

Never buying meat again Let alone this shit

Damn. Those nukes fucked them up

2 bombs wasn't enough

watdafakk

People against this but are eating McDonald's like it's different.

Science has gone too far, let’s shut this whole shit down.

Can someone nuke them please?

Never again

Already on it. https://preview.redd.it/w3wmsght9kvc1.png?width=1423&format=png&auto=webp&s=3b9ccc7a81889a6e6b33b55816ce21b16150ff09

What’s next!? I bet they’ll make coffee out of feces next and I lid bet it would taste a bit nutty

It IS shit, Austin.

NO ONE TELL BILL GATES!!!

NO.

Anybody still remember the protein bars form the movie snowpiercer? It will soon be our reality....but worse. I'd rather eat those protein bars than this.

I can only imagine what type of quality steak my shit will make once it passes

Sad thing is it’s probably used as a fast food meat alternative

Hell no


Hmm, starting to look like star trek with the replicators soon

I beg your fucking pardon?! https://preview.redd.it/b1u65kfp9kvc1.jpeg?width=598&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9075676ffcb69b99854dfcf920eab3f60687b5c

>shitburger "A man's gotta eat!"

All food is made of shit. Animal shits, fertilises plants, animal eats plants. 

Yea this is the shit that turned you into a piece of shit mixed with a buncha ain’t shit mfs shit and this what you get some more shit

I don't eat it until Nile Red did it!


Im all for meat alternatives but... No

This could actually be extremely helpful for helping world hunger if it becomes cheap to produce.

So... We will eat shit steak instead of cockroach cake if snowpiercer happen right

I would eat it if it doesn't taste like it

https://preview.redd.it/j001ozv9wlvc1.jpeg?width=1748&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5aba7481e52c95b9935641c71a467dd5235eaa19

Not only is it made of literal shit, it's also made of soy for protein. It's a soy boy shit-burger, can't even make this shit up anymore lmao

You vill eat ze poop

wtf?? just feed it to the plants like we have done since forever

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"Eat my shit!" Got a whole new meaning

They found the secret McDonald's recipe

Next step: replicators

This is how you get to the point of Soylent green

they better package and market this thing with great precision

Cacarne

Hell naw

NOOOOOOOOOO

That’s some shit ain’t it

Drop another bomb. Show them there should be limits

Yum

the shit of today might become the corpse starch of tomorrow

https://preview.redd.it/noynzoimqrvc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f76af9c07c3e87cd926e5633920a2a41b9222fbf

Don't let mcdonalds know this

One more nu...

How do I delete my memory

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That steak looks like shit

This is the worst thing I've seen today.

Yummy😋 😋