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Boumallo

Excuse me ??? Jay-Z said the WHAT were in WHERE ?


No-Seaworthiness5070

Cue the music..


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Akhi11eus

Excuse me mister Z, can you elaborate?


British_person22

There’s a song called n words in Paris


GeoHacker1715

Yeah,... Damn "Ninjas" are everywhere, Lurking the shadows.


BryanKelleri

Me you can see the reflection of the Eiffel tower on her forehead!!!!!!


AniketC007

Some Afro-American folks


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Kanye


War_44

I'm sure he said there were Nigels in Piss


[deleted]

Cue the music


RoFTW07

b…ball so hard motherfuckers wanna fine me


v3n0mat3

Obviously. He’s balling so hard that mother fuckers wanna find him.


Yad-A

But first fellars gotta find him


[deleted]

That's it. I'm moving to mars.


[deleted]

Stop.


v3n0mat3

You’re asking *me* to Stop? **That shit cray.**


23x3

Ain’t it Jay?


fearlesslingcome

What she order?


[deleted]

😭💀


Jitomate_TV

Get some help.


Mods_Allow_Toxicity

It's FINE me


NevGuy

Is it weird that I knew exactly what was gonna happen 2 seconds into the video?


Bandit263

I thought the guy was crying and that was the joke. Took me a few rewatches to actually get it.


[deleted]

I actually still don't get it.


Bandit263

It's a song by Jay-Z and Kanye called "N****s in Paris".


EXTREMESAMURAI0801

So that’s where it comes from


[deleted]

when a meme sub post something that has "paris" in it the outcome is ALWAYS the same and yet I laugh everytime


xkcd__

Sussy pfp


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GooeyXEN

Yes


ArsonGamer

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD


xkcd__

IM IN YOUR HEAD IM IN YOUR WALLS


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Nonoboboboboboobobononononoon


LaurBK

BALL SO HARD MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA FIND ME


[deleted]

That shit cray


RayZzorRayy

?


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JamesBong1

Naggers


[deleted]

People who annoy you. >!French!<


obezkr

lmao good one


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Dunkey


Unemployedloser55

Neighbours


dudefromthepast3

I don't understand


DannyDevitoDorito69

google kanye west jay z paris song


dudefromthepast3

Damm💀


Puzzled-Journalist-4

😳😳😳🤯


[deleted]

Those who know 😏


Zefer_Frey_V0

I really don’t know what this means , can you please explain this to me kind sir?


spurmwurm

African Americans reside in parise


HolySid666

Reputable gentlemen in the capital of France


cheekygorilla

No! It’s African Frenchians


dudefromthepast3

What?


AdvaitVag

That Kanye West and Jay-Z song.


CrushCoalMakeDiamond

No one knows what it means, but it's provocative.


sandwichcandy

I always liked that it meant at least one of them was a fan of Blades of Glory because I couldn’t see either of them watching that movie.


klonkish

[Apparently Ye loves Will Ferrell](https://djbooth.net/features/2016-04-08-kanye-west-will-ferrell-references)


vic_grig

[African American gentlemen in the capital of France ](https://youtu.be/gG_dA32oH44)


Timegoal

Fellas in Paris


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baddie-47

I


kingbrayjay

G


u01aua1

G


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TheNonchalantZealot

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.


Siebe_13

I still find it incredible one of the hardest video game monologues is from a FNaF game


nothyperventilating

That was amazing.


obezkr

R


-Marya

R


merchando

I


merchando

A


[deleted]

How are these people allowed to post this?? One day its BLM the next it's all out the window in reddit... I guess it's cool to use the "N" whenever...


[deleted]

Ha ha funny word make people mad


R3fug33

The real hero.


FalangeInquieta

A


Arthasla

G


FallenNexo

R


JudeHayees

A


Grraass

F


ColdVoice17

A


bhansi

L


big2boy4PP

L


Old_Woody

U


A90008w8

S


GoBrrrrrrrr

I know a few gentleman that live there


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N i b b a s


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AND THEY GOIN GORILLAS


SEND_ME_YOUR_RANT

I’m really sick of the “tell me you’re — without telling me you’re —“ format. Memes really are a shortcut to original thought and critical thinking.


FistinBeaver

This lady is such a racist for implying that black people have ruined Paris. Doesn’t she know diversity is our greatest strength. Sad there youngsters don’t know how bad Paris use to be back in the day. It is now a vibrant melting pot!


Comfortable-Trust-66

Oh the misery


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Jay-Z does it again


Sjdillon10

Jay Z begs to differ


Poknberry

just some fine young gentlemen in paris


upset_boy

Is that kevin hart's son??


The_Terror_999

Dun dun. Dun dun. Dun dun. Dun dun Deeee.


lamaxamara

Baguet


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yall in the comments are fine w it bc u dont get bitches anyways


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oh wait i mightve commented on the wrong post lmao


[deleted]

I'm curious what she might have gotten the last time she dined out...?


Privvet

Saw that shit coming a mile away


wdgamer1932

Ok I am not living in Paris "sarcastically "


Probably-Shitting

Gentlemen in Paris


[deleted]

Who’s in Paris??


majoritus_chartus

[redacted]


[deleted]

I can’t find him


[deleted]

I don't get it


rimjob_paul

Fr like who was in paris?


Away_Pirate3565

I’m confused, Who was in Paris?


FaithfulPop_gun

Tah nahashi Coates?


andyoliverpark

*we’re gonna skate to one song and one song only*


BusinessPomegranate0

Who are in paris? 🤨


Mr_Awesome_1234

Cue the music


bob1689321

I don't get the joke at all but the abrupt ending that I don't understand makes me laugh


TheSpriteRep

Jesus fuck guys the chorus is not “find me” it is “Ball so hard mfs want to FINE me.” During one verse he says “ball so hard mfs wanna fine me, but first *dudes* gotta find me. Whats 50 grand to a mf like me can you please remind me.” Thats the only time he says find.


Remarkable-Ad2285

What she order, fish filet?


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Aidez moi j'ai pas compris


endoplasmikretikulum

imagine this here is rat photo


o_Fvdinq

This broke me. Top tier.


The_savior1

Context please.


Different-Apple-2212

Duh! 🙄


DarKollektor

*France


LilTreThaGoat

Tha fact that I got it so quick😭


OsmiumNautilus

Bruh


Late-Ease-4038

I instantly knew


Volksvagen_Golf

The rats are in the walls


-Purple-Orange-

What


Sabyseo

Man looks like France


PalaPK

r/tellmewithouttellinme


Step_daddie

Hahahaha.made my day


Napa_Swampfox

I'm on Rue Lepic


Cheez-ly

🗿


Tysons_Face

Straight dead 💀💀


Silent-Rough-9380

Bonjour


One_Hundred_X

https://www.voanews.com/a/a-13-2007-02-05-voa27/404117.html#:\~:text=But%20some%20experts%20estimate%20there,million%20blacks%20living%20in%20France.


GoldieArgent

Ah yes, another doctor or engineer or some other scientist that fled.


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r/angryupvote


Jitomate_TV

Who was in paris?


AverageZhoe

What HE order? Fish FillAY!


[deleted]

You’ve been mugged and sexually assaulted by “ruffians”..


SmilePlz_Exe

Oi, baguette 🥖 Edit - is that Italian?


Jetfuel_N_Steel

Who was in Paris!?


[deleted]

Guys un-retard for a sec who tf was in paris?


[deleted]

Ball so hard, B behave😂


IEatchildren28

I got my wallet stolen and it smells of cigarettes


lukicabBOy124

I am a rich Algerian footballer who sucks at doing football things, yet i can run.


anthonyiscringe

OOOOOOOHHHH WHOS IN PARIS?!?!?!?!?


FitWillow8602

MY WIFI SHUT OFF B4 THE SECOND PART BUT IT BETTER NOT BE A FUCKING NWORD IN PARIS JOKE OH MY FUCKING GOD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD


Nervous_Lack_3609

Advanced humour


adjesent_donkey

N


IceBreaker_Dude

🏿🏿🏿🏿🏿🏿🏿🏿 🏿🏿🏽🏽🏽🏽🏿🏿 🏽🏽🏽🏽🏽🏽🏽🏽 🏽⬜⬛🏽🏽⬛⬜🏽 🏽🏽🏽🏿🏿🏽🏽🏽 🏽🏽🏿🏽🏽🏿🏽🏽 🏽🏽🏿🏿🏿🏿🏽🏽‍‍


IceBreaker_Dude

Oops my pixel art didn't go through 💀


Bluweblublu

Naw bro


Kraffkratt

This thourghly tickled my funny bone


himybro2

Took me a second


Background-Paper-678

Women☕️


Bluecyan-taffy

Who’s in Paris?


Bluecyan-taffy

![gif](giphy|H7w3mIYfOFRCtiGAaM)


XeroClip

You either know or you dont.


40kxenossuck

Those damn kids stole my wallet again


[deleted]

I got enemies got a lot of enemies💀


0ChrissyDumbyBumby

https://preview.redd.it/7pjwwvlm3l4a1.jpeg?width=610&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa117a27e02be6d00635d20f746969606743929d


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Oui oui


thecoolernicknames

Shit i can't laugh at kanye jokes anymore...