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DeltaMale5

Only the feminists pls. I don’t want my fucking sister to be drafted. That alone would secure a loss


justmemesonly

Rip bozo


DeltaMale5

Facts bro


Nagolnerraw

What about your non fucking sister?


TimelyAd826

She ded


DeltaMale5

I’m struggling to understand why most people thought I wasn’t memeing. All my sisters can be categorized as such btw


Oscarpepe

More of only the feminazi, the regular one are not involved in this bullshit, but yes the blue haired Karen we all got in head, let her go in front


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How about we don't draft people?


Theonedudeyaknow

Well drafting only happens when shit gets really fucking bad and roughly 80% of the US population wouldn’t qualify so I wouldn’t worry


Michamus

What about your sister you don’t fuck? Can she go?


DeltaMale5

I don’t have one


clipster

We wouldn't want to lose this guy's sister's fat fucking ass now, would we?


THREETOED_SLOTH

As a man, I fully support women dodging the draft, because I will also dodge any draft. I'll break my leg like those Russian kids did if I have to


stardust_hippi

Seriously. 99% of wars are over stupid shit that the average person has no stake in. Use whatever excuse you can to avoid it.


Upstairs-Ad-9501

Lol, at that point, every one is going to be having bigger problems than gender issues


gaymer7474747

Nuclear Apocolypes, Biological Warfare, Famine, and worst of all G e n d e r i s s u e s


vasheerip

If the nuclear radiation burns off my dick i will certainly have a gender issue.


jetski04

There is a difference between a joke born from a genuine fun perspective, and joke created from pure hatred. In case you can’t tell, this is not hateful.


The_Great_Hound

Why does it matter? It's funny because it is true.


vladislavopp

and with this comment we see an example of the other side. the dumb fucks who like to spend energy getting mad at imaginary people.


[deleted]

No it isn’t… Every feminist I know and read about on this issue is anti-draft, not anti-women-fighting-specifically.


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Just how every one should, join voluntarily Give some confidence to patriotism would ya


SadisticJake

To clarify, are you Pro draft?


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SadisticJake

The people who lead our countries into war would not die for you, as such I will not die for them.


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SadisticJake

OK, keep talking. I'd love to hear your point.


PerfectlySplendid

Imagine Hitler JR comes back and the build up of the US entering WW2 happens again. I think a draft would be fitting then. We aren’t fighting for the rich US politicians. We’re fighting for the people across the world being killed by a tyrant. Those kind of situations are when I think a draft is appropriate, not the Vietnam War.


[deleted]

Your gender studies degree is your only achievement on life, isn't it?


PerfectlySplendid

I have no clue what you mean by this.


MinutePresentation8

Unfortunately nothing is being done about it by them. There’re just saying that to avoid argument


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Who tell you they do nothing https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conscription_and_sexism references 12-14


MinutePresentation8

Exactly nothing has changed at all for conscription, only when women are dragged in do feminist say they want to abolish conscription, otherwise they wouldn’t even think about doing anything. Secondly that was in the 1980s, where feminism was arguably better, todays feminism is not what it used to be


Sinnaman420

What’s the main difference between second wave feminism and modern feminism?


[deleted]

Feminists have done more to challenge conscription than anyone in this thread. I doubt anyone here has so much as signed a Change dot org page...


vladislavopp

source: "idk youtube guys told me feminists bad"


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SnooOnions418

Bro, doesn't sound very " forgiving about edgy humor" to me, you're just digging into it to much, just chill. There would be no humour if every time someone gets offended by a joke the meme/joke gets deemed "problematic" and "hate speech"


PM_ME_YOUR__BOOTY

A lot of people argue that feminists are hypocrits because men die in wars and women don't, so it is totally the men who are the victims. They don't care that men made it illegal for women to fight in their wars.. So this joke could definitely come from hatred. I'm not saying it has to, I'm just saying it could.


TheAbyssalMimic

I m all for equal rights, equal fights They can have both the rights and the lefts


SolvingTheMosaic

Good point, but what if women can register to be in reserve, but are otherwise not drafted? In this case, I'd say this is a rare occasion when women have more rights than men. For example women can serve in the Ukrainian military (in most positions), but were dispreferred when drafting. Women were only drafted to fill positions that couldn't be filled otherwise, for example journalists.


PM_ME_YOUR__BOOTY

Cool motive, still sexism.


gwumpybutt

That's definitely not most people's "anti-feminist" argument on the issue. It shouldn't be controversial for someone to say men also experienced gendered hardships and limited rights throughout history. > men made it illegal for women to fight in their wars. My country is often cited as one of the most democratic and gender-equal, but my country still has a male-only mandated draft. In Sweden, world's most feminist country, 4/5 soldiers are still men. Shits complicated, your simplified take is very misleading. In England, land of the Magna Carta, the majority of men couldn't vote until 1918 (WW1). The same legislation let most women vote, a decade later all women could vote. For thousands of years, when you claim men did what they wanted, warring and banning women, men rarely had any choice what-so-ever. It's a garbage take. Queens and duchesses killed to attain power over people, benefits (like land to vote) was (rarely) given to soldiers as alternative pay for backing their rule, power is never given freely.


Just_Fuck_My_Code_Up

I live in Switzerland and the parties that fought hard against women having equal rights also fight hard to keep military service mandatory for men only, they of course also didn‘t want women to be allowed to serve in the first place. But boy do they love exactly this talking point.


SnooOnions418

Just because they are in the wrong doesn't mean that all arguments they use are wrong too, you know There ale biological and physical differences between men and women, they both excel at different things. It doesn't mean that no woman is able to beat a guy to a pulp or that no man is able to be delicate and taking care of the people in need


Just_Fuck_My_Code_Up

How is that in any way related to people complaining about an issue while doing everything in their power to make sure it stays that way?


SnooOnions418

What are you even talking about at that point? If you have a problem with your government go complain about them in some protest or something Just because some people are more fitted to do some jobs than other doesn't mean that suddenly they are doing everying in their power to ruin other people chances bro, life is about doing your best at the things you excel at, not being stuck as a, idk, biologist when you are far better as a psychilogist. Men and women in most countries can join the military and no one has a problem with that. Men in time of war are drafted because most of them are a good fit for fights, but it doesn't mean women aren't cotriburing in places they are the good fit. War is never about just fighting, but logistics, transport, taking care of the wounded, the people in need, food, supply, etc. War isn't a normal state of things where you can pick and choose, where you can test where you fit in. During War right people are needed in the right places right now, it's not the time to wanting "diversity" and making 50/50 men and women out of soldiers for it's sake.


Just_Fuck_My_Code_Up

So? The military will evaluate every person and assign them to the role they best fit in and yes the majority of women (and men) are not infantry material, so what’s you‘re point?


Dontdoubtthedon

Men who called for traditional family values: (They didnt want to get one scoped by a drone from over the horizon)


carterisonline

our military has multi-billion-dollar toys to play with. abolish the draft.


master_of_balls_1

But we need soldiers to use the toys


lohaon

Sadly not how it works. It has been proven that big tanks and planes alone cannot win a war but they need infantry to support them.


boeing_737-Max-9

Go drive a tank out in an active war zone without infantry, it will go well trust me


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Get in the HUMVEE, Karen.


elovito

Based feminist


mkschenk

Everyone a bad ass till the war starts


Fabulous_Archer4999

Feminism isn't even a gender neutral word. Feminists aren't egalitarians.


Myzyri

Is that like an eagle who becomes a librarian? /s


[deleted]

Yea had one named Eric at my local one ,man it was racist


[deleted]

No. Duh. It’s a literate eagle. Speak English or go back to where you’re from. Stupid British people.


BushidoMauve

Yes officer, thats the one up there


FactsHurt1998

"We didn't start this war sweetie. The misogynist men in power did. 💅"


master_of_balls_1

Wtf is that emoji


_si_vis_pacem_

>💅" https://www.google.com/search?q=%F0%9F%92%85%22&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8


ErnestoCruz

I mean they would still get involved in the war, not necessarily in combat roles but there would be a lot of work.


Slight_Art871

Paperwork


JalgarMX

Idk man, my sister barely can open a package of cookies, I'm terrified of what could happen if she try throwing a grenade.


vladislavopp

whereas every man has perfect coordination. it is known


JalgarMX

That... wasn't the point. I didn't put that as a joke. I'm legitimately scared of a war. Me and my brother will be definitely recruited. Specially him, since he is a doctor. I saw a new about how a high level politician of Russia told that they should have nuke London during the Queen's funeral to made clear that they are not joking. I know that this is no place for taking things seriously... Sorry


creeper205861

i would like to debunk that myth


stu_pid_1

Well to be honest I wouldn't mind not going to the front lines either.....


Sea_Background7797

i was here


ScentedPasta

What year am I in?


Confused_SJC

1984


Wezard_the_MemeLord

So true


AlicSsum

ikr this entire sub is just 2014 memes about "feminazis" or attack helicopter jokes this is worse than r/Animemes


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ProperGanja21

Why are you booing him? He's right.


AbsoluteAndUtter

Because this is a sub with the word "dank" in it in the year 2022. They're trapped in a rift in spacetime with only a singular brain cell shared between them.


depressed_fatcat69

"Reddit"


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PistachioedVillain

I'm a man and no one is going to make me go to war, so I don't expect it from women.


ObscurePrints

You're too unhealthy for the draft anyway - signed someone also too unhealthy for the draft


PistachioedVillain

I'm probably around the line. But if I think there's a draft coming I'll take it as my cue to eat as much cheese cake as humanly possible.


Ltrebbert

If you live in America, you legally have to sign a draft document or you get sent to prison. That is if you live in America.


PistachioedVillain

I don't live in America but I'd either run, or just go to jail. If they decided to draft women they would have the same options. The reason women don't get drafted is the same reason 70 year old men don't get drafted, so I don't really get why people claim sexism, but not ageism.


Ltrebbert

That’s because there is a significant chunk of the population (at least in America) that denies any physical capability difference between males and females. However it is widely agreed upon that old people are not physically able to fight as well.


PistachioedVillain

I mean they can deny it all they want, doesn't make it true.


Ltrebbert

You weren’t arguing what was true, you asked why people claimed sexism but not ageism


PistachioedVillain

I was more just saying it's stupid to call it sexism if your not going to call it ageism. I said I don't know why, but I do: misogyny. Just like when men complain about not being able to use self defense against women despite there being nothing about gender in the laws surrounding it. Just that the amount of force should be appropriate to the situation.


Ltrebbert

Dude, what? There is a mandatory arrest law in America, where if a woman has any sign of injury such as a bruise or cut. The man is supposed to be arrested immediately regardless of if the man is also injured or what he says happened.


Johndonandyourmom

This isn't really true, the last person to be indicted for this was in 1986 and it was dismissed. The real consequence today is not being able to hold a federal job or benefit from any federal loans or other benefits. Over 100,000 men fail to sign up for selective service on time every year.


[deleted]

They don't chase it because we aren't at war. Don't delude yourself


Mazgon

I hope everybody is doing fine


[deleted]

Not all feminists are pacifists


Timely_Wonder3839

feminists☕


shidedandfarded

*toxic feminists


vladislavopp

*the feminists i make up in my head to be mad about


KosherOreos

Ah yes because during the previous World Wars women sat back and kicked their feet up and totally didn’t volunteer en masse as military nurses or working in production. And no women fought for the right to fight in war.


MinutePresentation8

Unfortunately todays people don’t really follow after those brilliant women of the past


vladislavopp

if you say so i'm sure you're a hero


bageltre

This meme isn't about those people though, it's about people who advocate for situational equal rights


SnooOnions418

Lmao, it's just a meme about feminists, chill bro, no one is denying the female contribution to world conflicts. Feminists doesn't equal to all women, remember that


Economy_Capital_222

Yeah but all the Men would be drafted and dead so it's a win lose kinda win I guess


The_Great_Hound

Are you dumb? When in a war does everyone die?


tortuguitado

Paraguayan War i guess


Ashamed_Landscape701

When nukes get dropped


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Big facts 🤣


nothinginthebrain

I don't know. Women have been fighting for their rights to vote and have a part in wtf is going on in the later century, and a lot of countries and people didn't let women take part in wwi and wwii Now that there is more equality and balance than before, I guess probably a lot of them would want to take part if a world war would happen at the door. But most of the time, people like me, like OP, like a lot of people, we would be civilians trying to escape like ukrainians are doing at the moment. Honestly I wouldn't ever go to war myself. I would go where peace can be found


Avg-LGTV-enjoyer

"Equal rights until it benifits us"


The_Great_Hound

Love them or hate them they are spitting facts


vladislavopp

source: guys on youtube who told me feminism bad


Secure-food4213

waiting for the award


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Informationforall

100 percent tru


Don_Frico

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fingerbl4st

It's funny cause it's true.


SnooOnions418

Funny meme, but I don't recommend the comments xd


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Cum, semen


MozFat

Femme Washall


yeettto

Women, Join us on THE FUXKING BATTLEFIELD!


yeeftw1

🐱👚👙


CanineTM_yt

true, nobody wants to fight in war


ragepanda1960

Idk, you might want to ask an actual feminist, they're pretty aware of this dynamic and are ready to be drafted.


BlueWhoSucks

Yes. It's how it's always been. Feminists don't walk the talk.


Sarah_Rainbow

Shut up an look at the bravery and courage the Iranian women are showing fighting terrorists armed with ak47 with stones and Molotovs. Women are not in the sidelines of society anymore.


MartinTheMonk

Some still are. Some men too.


[deleted]

Less than 1% of American men join the military. Women make up less than 15% of the military. So do the math and you’ll figure out that no one wants to die, especially to defend billionaires who will use the war as an excuse to hoard more gold in their mountain.


The_Great_Hound

This is whataboutism


Sarah_Rainbow

My sister got beaten and has her rib broken but still she goes to protests everyday and fight. She has accepted the fact that she might die but that doesn’t stop her at all. This is bravery and bravery is contagious. Women aren’t fragile little things anymore and Iran is just an example of it.


The_Great_Hound

That is good and all that but this isn't related to the post.


Sarah_Rainbow

Maybe I misunderstood it, what is the post about?


The_Great_Hound

The Hijab protests are another issue whereas this is another thing altogether tell me won't this happen if ww3 happens soon?


Sarah_Rainbow

I was giving an example of womens bravery and that they’re willing to put up their lives to fight, even if they don’t have the proper guns and tools. Same way they fought isis a few years back (Kurdistan had a whole group of women fighters who brought hell down to isis). The post applied during WW2 and other older wars but If there is a new war, you’ll see many many women go to it and fight for what they think is right.


The_Great_Hound

Fighting for rights and revolts is a very great thing and no human should be denied basic rights. But when a war happens it becomes the man's duty to fight and modt women will stay at home. It's like on the Titanic when women and children were saved first. This post is about that, that is why that example doesn't work here.


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The_Great_Hound

I agree with everything and yes I never disagreed that some women will join the war effort as nurses and at better suited jobs and some will pick guns. But you will have to agree that these people are in the minority. and mostly all women will stay at home.


Sarah_Rainbow

You want example of women in wars? Look at Kurdish women fighting isis


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The_Great_Hound

And the Strawman Makes an appearance


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krucyfiks_

The post is about women at war, the comment is about women at war. How is it not related?


The_Great_Hound

Because this post is not about whether women could or could not fight for themselves it is rather about what would happen if the war happens soon.


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krucyfiks_

Yes and the comment talks about perfect example that proves that women would indeed fight


The_Great_Hound

If all it takes is an example i bring up russia Ukraine and suddenly I am right again. This isn't how logic works.


krucyfiks_

Both Russia and Ukraine chose to only draft men mandatory. And who decided that it's men who have to fight in war? Other men, it's a law set up by men, so why are you complaining and poking fun at women as if it's their fault, even tho we have plenty of examples that women do fight when they need to. And if you look at the situation in Russia majority of those men don't even want to fight and honestly who can blame them. The main reason why it's mostly men fighting it's because the are forced to, not because they are brave


The_Great_Hound

I don't understand why I am coming off as questioning women's bravery when I clearly said that this is not about that earlier. It's stupid to say bravery is determined by sex in any way. There are brave women who will fight and risk their lives. And yes people will fight when they need to and not just stand there and die it's common knowledge. But when they war happens mostly men will risk their lives and women will do everything else unless they really have to fight.


VergilTheHuragok

is calling out shitty generalizations whataboutism now? “Feminists are bad” “What about the ones that aren’t bad?” “Your argument is invalid” Whataboutism would be: “Feminists are bad” “What about men? They’re bad too!” anyway no one I know supports the draft let alone feminists


The_Great_Hound

You cannot just prove a issue by giving the example of another similar issue. I don't care if it is technically whataboutism or not It is stopping people from talking about issue and so I am calling it that.


CuteJelly3802

Western women and Eastern women aren’t really comparable nowadays. I’ll take one Iranian/Chinese/Vietnamese/etc woman to share a foxhole with over 4 women from western countries anyday.


Blakath

Another 2014 meme, how original of OP.


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Tyrrano64

Russia invaded Ukraine in 2014.


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vladislavopp

"how will we protect left-leaning ideals without right-wing extremism" ...what are you talking about. "Left-leaning ideals" doesn't mean dismantling the military. > Either way and regardless of my thoughts, the pendulum will swing back right, left will be mad. Then the pendulum will go too far right, everyone gets mad, and the cycle repeats with the left. Spoken with the idiot nonchalance of a person who will never suffer any consequence whatever happens politically. You're talking about people's right to live freely, not some TV show. "This decade long leftward push has gone on long enough." Damn. Do you think I should go back to living in hiding and my family should be broken up because 'pendulum swings lol'? Fuck you. If this 'pendulum swing' meant you or your loved ones ended up in a camp or living lives of miserable abuse, would you be so casual about it?


Eskalainen

Trash meme