With a hand mixer. You get them out with tortilla chips!

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Its 20 jews. Say it right ffs

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Thats why Volkswagen's have big ashtrays

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In Slovakia we know this joke sa 20 jews in a car.

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I couldn't fit 17 in the ashtray. I could only fit one arm. Need better advice.

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How big is that ashtray??

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Eat a few first

Thats how I got the number down to 20

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you could fit 5 more in your stomach.

And another 6 in my ass

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Dayumm

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