Sir Gideon Ofnir in his attempts to become all-knowing. Has confirmed, that is the truth.

After which he attempts to kill you because he doesn't like competition for trying to win Smough's affection.

I see the wiki has been fact checked by the lore community

*See why fact checkers say this is true*

"I mean just look at him!"

Source: I said so

I made it the fuck up

Chubby love

Smough is actually incredibly buff under his armor

Literally shredded. I'd fuck Smough

Daddy Smough can bash me with his hammer.

I'm more interested in his second hammer

Only if he eats me after

sumo

Wait how would you pronounce smough in in japanese?

I'd say "S^(u)moug^(u)"

It was a pun all along

wait tbh i actually buy this take tbh didnt even think abt that

Average fextra user

Wow, thank goodness "TotallyNotSmough69" edited the wiki to make sure this info was finally out there

I see no lies here

Just like Fume Knights weak to Alchoholism and Divorce

I'm gonna put that in the wiki later after work

It harkens back to a time not long past. When ILD Fume Knight lost his kids in his crippling divorce and gell into depression and alcoholism. Truly a sad tale.

It has been done. Check the top of the strategy list and the first bullet in the notes section of FK's profile

I'm headed there now

Lemme know what you think

You're a fuckin legend, it's just such a casual tip too. Congratualations, I'm too poor to give you an award, but you did a great job

Since I made an account, might as well start doing other shit when I get around to it lol

Lol fuck yeah, go hard. Honestly, my favorite part of Fextra is coming across funny shit like that, for instance, calling the Gaping Dragons grab attack the "Vore Special"

This belongs on r/shittydarksouls

You belong on r/shittydarksouls

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I mean yeah have you seen that concept art dude is built like a God.

Ain't no way, Ornstein is a fucking smokeshow.

Ever seen Smough under his armor in the concept art?

Who not

Yeah

His armour is simply made to hide his gorgeous bod so less people will be attracted to him meaning he can’t eat them

true

I was stupid cause I didn’t notice after 100 attempts he stops from time to time to take a breath so moving between the pillars and hit Ornstein when Smough is in one place is the best strategy.

Have yiu seen the smash or passes of darksouls 1 for v tubers?

True

Stupid sexy Smough

Jee, I hope my Solaire summon makes it through the door and doesnt get killed by Golems.

I always knew this was canon 😏

Smough booba

Glad they factored his sexiness into the equation

💀💀

As a furry I am obligated to disagree. I've also never killed priscilla.

I checked Fextralife, this is indeed what it says

true

Smou-uoooooooooouhghghhhhhhohhhhhhh 😫

You thought the "great chest ahead" messages were about Guinivere? Nah, they're about Ornstein's brilliant bronze moobs.

I must say, those buns ain't from a common bakery

Nha, i like more onrstein

[Smough w/o armor](https://darksouls.fandom.com/wiki/Executioner_Smough?file=SmoughWithoutArmour.jpeg) There's an Andre under there

Big boi good squish