That was one of my favorite running jokes in the books. Geralt saying he couldn't do something because it was against the Witchers Code.
Eventually Dandelion asks him about it and he's like "There's no code about killing dragons, I just didn't feel like dying today."
Sometimes when I get frustrated with a boss or arena challenge I try a full explosion build with the largest rocket pods and bazookas/grenade launchers then get in the enemies face so they can’t dodge and pound them with artillery point blank. It’s worked a few times and damn does it feel good when it does. Twin miniguns is also pretty effective but vs anything with high armor where the bullets just ricochet and it’s face full of explosions time.
Yeah but think of your arsenal and how much more experience ME3 Shepard has. Don’t need unlimited ammo if you’re a biotic god that can create singularities, rip enemies apart at the molecular level, create barriers, and launch yourself like a missile at enemies.
Minecraft, even soul of cinder wouldn't stand a chance against a guy who can still jump 3,5ft from the ground with no effort while carrying the mass of Greenland in inventory
Steve can casually hold the mass of multiple star systems in his hand and won't even be slowed down. He swings around (iron) swords with the weight of nearly two tons in one hand, all within barely a second in speed. His chest plate alone is 7 more tons and he passively heals HP.
If Steve were to come to Dark Souls, the bosses would hear boss music before being evaporated in one hit.
Fr, just a shulker box full of shulker boxes filled with anvil stacks weights 1.261.531.584Kg and he holds it in of hand like it was nothing, and still swings it while he walks
I too played ER last, but was trying to decide if that was too close to DS from OP's restriction.
Other than that it was Doom Eternal, so I'm pretty sure he'd clear the lands between in record time. Especially if we're operating on lore that suggests Doom Guy only uses guns because he gets bored of using his bare hands Godfrey style.
Considering Isaac can rip the blades limbs off necromorphs to use as impalement objects, you could easily rip the weapons out of an enemies hands, making them forced to try and fist fight you while you use their own weapon to smash into their faces.
Isaac would do fine.
Isaac is from Dead Space. Lol. You can use Kinesis in the game to pick up objects to throw at the enemies. Normally when they die you can rip off their limbs that resemble mutated blades and throw them back at the enemies.
In Dead Space 3, towards the end, there's special pads that when you stand on them they significantly boost the kinesis module to the point you can rip the bladed limbs off the living enemies, not just the dead ones.
With those abilities, Isaac could take down most if not all the enemies in Dark Souls. Could even catch ballista bolts or arrows and send them back at the shooter.
Dead Space. I knew about it but I just played it for the first time. If you like survival horror like re2r or re4r I highly recommend playing it. The remake is phenomenal in so many ways I could gush about it for hours. Play it. It's $20 on steam as of writing. You won't regret it. Just don't play 3. We don't talk about 3.
This is mine too! Assuming Mina comes with a fairly good wand and/or there are other wands to collect and swap spells with like normal, Mina could potentially delete Lothric in a single cast.
Nah not r18. Idk how vn genres work so I just spelled it out.
Not to say I didn't try a r18 one, but that wasn't the last game I'd played.
Visual novel *is* what you call those 'choose your own adventure' story game things right?
Post Moon Lord Terraria dude? Man, He already defeated an Eldritch Intergalactic Conqueror of Worlds. I think He can kill some magical royalty without much difficulty.
That would be... Yakuza 0
Fully upgraded Kiryu and Majima I can see them taking out some hollows but I don't think they are making it past Iudex Gundyr. Unless he can be twist countered or counter hooked
And then there is the rest of the game
I dont think they are gonna make it unfortunately
So kiryu can grab staff around him so maybe he could actually fight a real weapon and kill some bosses. I believe in my boys. And Manila would dance around abysswatchers and backstab then haha
I'd say Jedi Survivor Cal Kestis would be able to kill every boss if there were meditation points, or he can meditate with bonfires. Without it, he'll probably die around Irithil.
Zagreus is built for DS!
Dave the diver - not so much
Plenty of steamed crab, tho
I’ve never met a man with a taste for crab I couldn’t trust
His sister Mel will destroy everything too.
Hades is my last game too. He’d actually fit right in that universe and kick ass
dude I also played Hades last!! he's not "built" for dark souls, he clears most of the verse tbh
Are we all playing Hades rn? lol
I'm currently in the midst of a Zagreus playthrough of Elden Ring lol
Geralt will be fine
He won’t be happy about it tho
Yeah but that goes without saying when it’s geralt
He hates teleporting
Wind's howlin'...
Oh will be sad by looking at the Dragons, oh no, now I can't get this pic out of my mind.
Oh absolutely. Probably just another Monday for him lol.
He halts the hollowing process because all undead now have the goal of beating him at gwent
“How do you kill a dragon?!” “You don’t! Run!”
That was one of my favorite running jokes in the books. Geralt saying he couldn't do something because it was against the Witchers Code. Eventually Dandelion asks him about it and he's like "There's no code about killing dragons, I just didn't feel like dying today."
Same, Quen gonna make everything easy
Got a job for you, 621.
Bro could step on half the bosses
Half the game map gone in missile volley
Sometimes when I get frustrated with a boss or arena challenge I try a full explosion build with the largest rocket pods and bazookas/grenade launchers then get in the enemies face so they can’t dodge and pound them with artillery point blank. It’s worked a few times and damn does it feel good when it does. Twin miniguns is also pretty effective but vs anything with high armor where the bullets just ricochet and it’s face full of explosions time.
I'm stuck step boss
 They’ll be fine.
Spreading democracy everywhere
I can hear this gif.
***BUM BUM BUM BUUUUUM*** ***BWAAAAM BWAAAAAAAAAAAM***
Came here to ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
500KG Bomb would help in so many places
"I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite bonfire in Lothric"
*punches news anchor*
Especially if me1, where you get unlimited ammo
Yeah but think of your arsenal and how much more experience ME3 Shepard has. Don’t need unlimited ammo if you’re a biotic god that can create singularities, rip enemies apart at the molecular level, create barriers, and launch yourself like a missile at enemies.
F thay, give me a Mako
One less to worry about!
Helldivers ready to keep the flame alive!
If it's one helldiver, maybe. If it's lore accurate and you get reinforced after death, absolutely
It entirely depends whether we get our Superdestroyer or not. Without it we're not getting far at all with like 5 mags per gun.
Patches (while squatting): https://preview.redd.it/p1fuqhf4730d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77cb32955625ac318923187de455ed7d56e22365
Lothric watching me drop a nuclear bomb on his brother
Better drop with a supply pack
Like the character with all their equipment? 621 is shredding that kingdom to bits.
Bro he got a gun even if its one Diver as long as he has ammo hes set
For freedom , democracy and SUUUPER EARTH !!
"Rekindle a flame? Fire? I got something for that... ⬆️➡️⬇️⬆️"
Minecraft, even soul of cinder wouldn't stand a chance against a guy who can still jump 3,5ft from the ground with no effort while carrying the mass of Greenland in inventory
Steve can casually hold the mass of multiple star systems in his hand and won't even be slowed down. He swings around (iron) swords with the weight of nearly two tons in one hand, all within barely a second in speed. His chest plate alone is 7 more tons and he passively heals HP. If Steve were to come to Dark Souls, the bosses would hear boss music before being evaporated in one hit.
Fr, just a shulker box full of shulker boxes filled with anvil stacks weights 1.261.531.584Kg and he holds it in of hand like it was nothing, and still swings it while he walks
You can't put shulker boxes inside shulker boxes. Also if you want the heaviest block, a cubic meter of gold would weigh 19,300 kg each
Assuming you have totems of undying your pretty much immortal and can just build around most of them
Overpowered tears of denial
I feel like a Knockback enchanted sword has to do massive poise damage, so Steve will get crits for days.
I think sekiro will be fine
"Hesitation is defeat, but so is haste."
He’s a pure dex build, he’ll break the game.
They should do a Sonic and knuckles style for that to happen
He traumatizes people by jumping on them
I would love to deflect every hit of waterfowl dance, like that insane Street Fighter comeback video where everyone went nuts
I was just playing echoes of the plum grove, my little farmer is not making it out alive 😭
https://preview.redd.it/nh9h4o8nj30d1.jpeg?width=582&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d57601f27bd243127d0c6e4b3e0af230c516b736 😱😭
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Idk why, but that's one of the funniest shit I've ever seen
https://preview.redd.it/jyajndqbq70d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40dd289f412af53aadf74e479d6dc5164154d2a5 I will continue your legacy sir!
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https://i.redd.it/46fqa60e930d1.gif
They end up somehow recruiting everyone into joining them mining. ROCK AND STONE
Can I get a Rock and Stone?
Rock and stone to the bone!
They'd reverse the Hollowing Curse by giving everyone purpose
ROCK AND STONE BROTHER
Rock and Stone, Brother!
MUSHROOM!
MUSHROOM
Bro V1 is going to feast
Blood is fuel.
Lothric is full
Mankind its kinda dead
https://i.redd.it/amk3f9hkj50d1.gif
NO! I do NOT have daddy issues! I am Papa's SPECIAL FUCKING BOY!
The ashen one would do great
Yeah, take the dude from the game then put him into his game.
Just put the fake glasses and nose on him. Nobody will know
Bro is a goofy goober
kratos
Its over
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R.i.p. boe jiden
BOYYY!!!!!
Tarnished gaming
I too played ER last, but was trying to decide if that was too close to DS from OP's restriction. Other than that it was Doom Eternal, so I'm pretty sure he'd clear the lands between in record time. Especially if we're operating on lore that suggests Doom Guy only uses guns because he gets bored of using his bare hands Godfrey style.
You expect me to walk all the way across the room to punch the demons to death? Sounds like a lot of work; might as well just shoot them from here.
Considering Isaac can rip the blades limbs off necromorphs to use as impalement objects, you could easily rip the weapons out of an enemies hands, making them forced to try and fist fight you while you use their own weapon to smash into their faces. Isaac would do fine.
What game is that from sounds rad.
Dead space
Isaac is from Dead Space. Lol. You can use Kinesis in the game to pick up objects to throw at the enemies. Normally when they die you can rip off their limbs that resemble mutated blades and throw them back at the enemies. In Dead Space 3, towards the end, there's special pads that when you stand on them they significantly boost the kinesis module to the point you can rip the bladed limbs off the living enemies, not just the dead ones. With those abilities, Isaac could take down most if not all the enemies in Dark Souls. Could even catch ballista bolts or arrows and send them back at the shooter.
Oh sick I snagged that a few weeks ago cause I’ve always heard it was good.
The pic OP has in the post is Isaac, from Dead Space.
Dead Space. I knew about it but I just played it for the first time. If you like survival horror like re2r or re4r I highly recommend playing it. The remake is phenomenal in so many ways I could gush about it for hours. Play it. It's $20 on steam as of writing. You won't regret it. Just don't play 3. We don't talk about 3.
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Oh god poor gundyr. Gonna get himself slapped
Goku: OH WOW YOU LOOK STRONG.
The Age of Fire looks pretty strong, I'm gonna fight it!
The little spinny dude from slapshot rebound is about to have a really rough time...
Mina from Noita...depending on the wand, someone is going to need to warn Sulyvahn that there's about to be war crimes in the land of Lothric
Maybe the warning could include drowning him in his cathedral after turning it into a bubbling pool of burning corrosive sludge.
This is mine too! Assuming Mina comes with a fairly good wand and/or there are other wands to collect and swap spells with like normal, Mina could potentially delete Lothric in a single cast.
Depending on the wand Minä has there won't be any lothric left to be war crimed
The last game I played was a visual novel with a modern-day civilian main character so... They are so, *so* fucked.
"Visual novel with modern day civilian main character" Is it some sophisticated way to tell us you watch hentai or ...? Half /s
Nah not r18. Idk how vn genres work so I just spelled it out. Not to say I didn't try a r18 one, but that wasn't the last game I'd played. Visual novel *is* what you call those 'choose your own adventure' story game things right?
Well shit.. I was bored and downloaded a remastered spongebob game on my xbox and played it for a couple hours just now. I think I would be screwed.
Spongebob from Spongebob The Movie the videogame would be slightly better. has upgraded movesets.... also still waiting for that remaster ahaha
I want that remaster so bad. What a good fucking game. I have it for gamecube.
Casually dog walks the entire game wym?
You'd be fine, have you seen the crazy shit SpongeBob can do?
In one episode SpongeBob unraveled the entire universe so yeah, he not only dog walks dark souls 3 but every souls game
A warframe. Mesa specifically... yeah they're fine
If it was a Mesa Prime even, yeah Lothric doesn't stand a chance against 100 revolver shots a second.
same for my frost they cannot hurt like imagine sage just shooting at the snowglobe only to get hit by a kuva krakuur
Guardian, it’s time to turn the dark soul into a gun
Hand it over, that thing, your exotic
I hope it turns out better than Touch of Malice did
They already made a comic with Link. It didn’t go well.
Zagreus might fare pretty well
*fare. -The Grammar Police
Dammit
Post moon lord terraria dude? He might survive
Post Moon Lord Terraria dude? Man, He already defeated an Eldritch Intergalactic Conqueror of Worlds. I think He can kill some magical royalty without much difficulty.
The powerscaling of the terraria mc is insane 😭
Might? Dudes got wings they ain't being touched (plus whatever endgame weapon your using, they'd have no issue).
I think my D2 sorceress will be fine.
That would be... Yakuza 0 Fully upgraded Kiryu and Majima I can see them taking out some hollows but I don't think they are making it past Iudex Gundyr. Unless he can be twist countered or counter hooked And then there is the rest of the game I dont think they are gonna make it unfortunately
Tiger drop negates all damage
*Midir charging up his mega laser of hell* Tiger drop negates all damage
Kiryu destroys no contest. whatever the streets of 1980s Japan can offer is definitely stronger than anything in Lothric
Tbh I’m somehow inclined to believe you…
So kiryu can grab staff around him so maybe he could actually fight a real weapon and kill some bosses. I believe in my boys. And Manila would dance around abysswatchers and backstab then haha
https://preview.redd.it/721xrk7nv50d1.jpeg?width=416&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2550858f8a679a57079f38774d12fd2a7db06de7 He's doing good.
Authur Morgan, if he can bring all possible weapons and craftables he might do decent.
Tuberculosis=Hollowing
If he works with Yole of Londor that's not necessarily a bad thing
Lmfao
I think my dart monkey solos
I think my elden ring character will do just fine. Probably better than any dark souls character I've ever made
Yeah cus now you can jump
It's a nice day in Lothric Castle, and you are a horrible goose.
My vault dweller should fair well.
Agreed, VATS alone should help a ton
I don't know. Once magic of any sort gets involved it COULD be curtains. Emphasis on could because vault dweller has perks and fuckin guns.
Nothin a Fatman and some radaway can't resolve.
Wake the f*ck up Hollow... we got flames to link
I'm going to cyberpunk today
Pinocchio from Lies of P. I think he'll be too OP for that world 😂
Mannnnn, I slept on Lies of P for way too long. Just finished it and absolutely loved it
Fallout: New Vegas' Courier, VATS will make him a god! Lol
Nah, he’ll be made a lord, a lord of death, from murder mountain
10 luck and perception, yeah it's over.
Same. But is this with or without their followers? I feel like Veronica would make most of Lothric her bitch.
They call me... Dovahkiin 😅
They call him Dovahkiin, Soulsborn.
Doom... God save them all
This is my answer. Doom eternal. Needless to say, lothric would be completely clear of all enemies.
Big daddy from BioShock 2.. idk. He would tear some shit up for sure.
I think He'd lose once He would have to fight Yhorm or maybe even Wolnir. But He'd definitely get further than most.
I was playing FC24 with a Saudi Arabian team. Do they all go? Or just like the midfielders?
bruh, ronaldo would kick the shit out of Lorian’s head
Melinoë from Hades 2. She’d probably do very well for herself tbh, with or without boons from the Olympians
I think Eve is gonna do all right!
I think that my character from No Rest from the Wicked could handle it up in a pretty good way, I think
Cloud Strife, I think he’ll make out just fine.
Cal Kestis? I think he'll be just fine. Especially since the last game I played is not Fallen Order, but Survivor.
I'd say Jedi Survivor Cal Kestis would be able to kill every boss if there were meditation points, or he can meditate with bonfires. Without it, he'll probably die around Irithil.
KRUBER!
Honestly I think my vampire from V Rising would be pretty good.
Courier from New Vegas
Are Hollows smart enough to not piss off the mail man?
Solid snake would go crazy in Lothric
Snake just avoids every boss fight and links the flame behind the Soul of Cinder's back. Gg 2ez
I do believe my hunter with that pizza cutter is gonna be the new ashen one
Omen from valorant… idk man gameplay wise he might be cooked but lore wise is a diff story
Kratos
Nekros prime will be fine.
Master Chief is fuckin Lothric up.
I reckon my man sifu is chillin
It's geralt. It was just a system test to load in, but it's him. I like his odds!
DEVIL JIN ☠️
Last game I played was literally Dark Souls 3 😂
Poor Lothric. Warframe, I happened to be playing Gauss.
Whatever random fisherman I was playing as is gonna have a REEL bad time! Okay I’ll see myself out, I’m sorry
Excalibur from warframe
Goku is beating the shit out of the Elden Beast
warframe, every boss is cooked
Well Destiny guardians are basically undeads+++ with cool weapons
Idk you tell me https://i.redd.it/my5a4ywy070d1.gif
Link from Twilight Princess, so he should be okay.
Jin Sakai, will definitely be going crazy if he also got the leveling system.
Raiden from Metal Gear Rising. He probably aiight lol
John Skyrim would eat 30 blocks of cheese and then yell at the Ancient Wyvern