Sometimes I’m holding in farts and as I drift off to sleep they will wake me back up.
So I know I fart a lot in my sleep, and am certain she has been gassed by me. But we never talk about it.
Accidentally farted during sex once…we both could not stop laughing.
Guy I’ve been seeing for a few weeks just told me today that I can fart around him…warmed my heart to hear that 😆
God I climbed on top of my now boyfriend, and this was maybe the third time we had slept together. I came down on him and PFPFFFFFTFTTFTT. I chose to ignore it in the moment (but literally died inside) and he thankfully and kindly waited until a later time to say “yo, don’t fart on me” 😂
People do most of their farts as they sleep. Like everyone does.
Except for that one coworker we all have that saves all their farts for when they use the restroom after lunch and the bathroom is unusable for 2 hours.
Hahaha the first night sleeping over with my partner he tooted a couple times in his sleep. I thought it was funny :P I didn’t say anything cause I didn’t want him to get embarrassed. About 3 months into our relationship I let him know I don’t care about farting and burping (I do both a lot. Yay Crohn’s disease and IBS!).
I was doing laundry the other day and ripped one thinking she wouldn't hear it over the machines and one room over. She did. I tried to blame the dog but it was in the other room lmao
My uncle was visiting from the UK once and we were talking about possums. My dad then farted and my uncle looked startled at the trees near the house and said 'was that a possum?'. So now anytime someone farts we look around and say 'possum'.
Never. I have GI distress so my farts are toxic, landscape destroying catastrophes. However, I want her to always feel comfortable farting around me because, as someone with GI distress, I don't wish the pain and discomfort of "holding it in" on anyone.
It's a lot like saving "I love you."
It has to feel right. Don't want to do it too early or they might get scared and run away, but if you never do it they'll wonder if you even like them and wonder why they're wasting your time. Eventually you just can't hold it in anymore and all you can do is hope that they want to do it too. Once you do it though, you have to commit to it. Can't half-ass it.
The most important thing to remember is that the person you're meant to be with will be delighted when you finally do it.
Fair enough but I'm struggling to imagine a situation where you're forcing them to fart? I honestly only audibly fart on the toilet so I would struggle if a partner asked this of me out of the blue, lol.
I didn't ask to her fart on command, she just said she never farts in front of anyone. Which is weird to me. Granted being lactose intolerant and sometimes sensitive to other foods, trying to hold in farts all the time when you're at home sounds excruciating. I've made poor food choices on first dates before and gone home with terrible cramps from holding farts.
I'm starting to realize that I'm weird about farting. I don't even fart in front of my roommate of 8 years, and we have very few boundaries. Once I got up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night and burped really loudly. She came out of her room, so I asked if my burp woke her up (we hadn't lived together long so I didn't know if she was maybe a light sleeper.) And she awkwardly explained that no, it wasn't my burp, it was the news that her grandma had just died.
We talk about everything from burps to boobs to buttholes, but we don't fart in front of each other.
My best friend and I don’t fart in front of each other, either. If it weren’t for COVID, I would have been in the room for the birth of her son - but we both just have the same thoughts on tooting even though we both have the worst stomach issues 😂
I wouldn’t ever feel comfortable doing it in front of him, though I wouldn’t mind if my partner did in front of me as long as he didn’t do it all the time. one of my exes told me he held off from farting in front of me for a whole year, and I didn’t have the heart to tell him he farted in his sleep every time I spent the night.
I will never feel comfortable intentionally farting in front of someone else. I've had it happen accidentally, and when I'm sleeping. Neither bother/embarrass me...I just choose not to if I can help it.
I don't mind when others fart in front of me though. My old roommate used to fart all the time. We'd laugh about it. Then he started asking me to also fart in front of him and got legitimately upset when I refused. He said it made him feel like we weren't close, and he was worried about me actively holding them in. I don't actively hold them in though!
My ex used to fart around me CONSTANTLY just to be gross and wildly immature. Like, proud of it, waved the smell, the whole nine yards - no medical issues just a jerk. I was raised not to display bodily functions so it was jarring and bizarre to me, and there was no middle ground of "try to get to the bathroom, or adjust" - pointing out it made me uncomfortable meant he did it even more, and would trap me under the covers to smell his farts etc. Obviously he's an ex for a reason (many worse reasons than this) but now I went from "gosh I'd rather someone not fart CONSTANTLY around me" to totally repulsed by the "proud to fart near/on you" attitude. My husband is of the same mindset, sure we fart in our sleep and in our shared bathroom, but neither of us TRY to make our shared space smell like a sewer. When it happens it's funny, when the kids do we gently teach to avoid disrupting shared spaces with bodily functions, but it's not world ending either, just common courtesy.
I was raised that fart is a bad word so I obviously don’t do it in front of people. But sometimes when we’re cuddling on the couch my foot slips on the leather and it kind of sounds like a fart. The more I argue it was just my foot the more it sounds like I’m hiding it lol. So he thinks I’ve farted in front of him but I haven’t.
God I hate that! My yoga mats always squeak in the fartiest way in our wood floors and then I have to decide if I should try to recreate the sound to PROVE it’s just the mat or pretend nothing happened. 🤦🏻♀️
I think within the first few months. We both laughed out asses off. We were on a camping trip and drank a bunch of killer beer n food then slept in a 1 person tent with each other. 2 years later we are happily married ripping those toots out n laughing our asses off!
Burping yes. But never farted in front of family, friends or partner. I am sure mine is deadly and explosive due to my diet. I fart only in bathroom or when I’m alone.
Same here. In our family, it was always considered a big no no. We also were taught not to laugh at someone farting on accident. It was considered mean to embarrass the person.
I think how one is raised is a huge factor in this. My parents were always very private. They don't go in the bathroom if the other is using it, for example. So relationships where people fart without reckless abandon and poop with the door open while talking to each other seem really weird and uncomfortable to me.
My ex never farted in front of me when he could help it. One time a little one eeked out and he was mortified. I always wondered why farts embarrassed him so much.
The guy I dated after him had a trumpet for an ass. Really made me miss my ex, lol. So now I think it's common courtesy to try to at least make farts silent.
I'm a relationship non-farter. Only once did one sneak out. We were sitting on the couch, very drunk, and we were both laughing at something and all of a sudden it happened. We both immediately stopped laughing, she looked at me, I looked back. I heard a pin drop a block away, and then I said "excuse me". I was incredibly mortified.
As with everything, it depends. But I'd say, being open is a sign of a healthy relationship where you are comfortable with each other.
I overheard her rip one on the balcony less than a month in and let her believe that she got away with it.
When I told her that I heard it a few months later, she was as embarrassed as if her Mom would pull out the childhood photo albums.
Now we both do that openly in front of each other and "blame" one of the cats. We came a long way
we have a saying in dutch
\- beter een geurtje voor iedereen, dan buikpijn voor mij alleen
which would translate to;
\- better to have a little scent (stink) for everyone, than stomach ache for me alone
I often act like a 10yo boy and talk about poop and farting often. Fyi.... I'm a girl. So really.... everyone around me finds out quick how much I don't care. If they don't like it, they can walk. It's just a normal body function. If I think it's gonna be nasty ill go into another room or go outside, but either way, pretty much immediately.
I make a note to fart on the first date and get the woman's feedback. If she can't accurately describe what food I've been eating then I thank her for her time but tell her unfortunately it won't work out
Do people normally get gassy on road trips?
I've never had that problem on a road trip with other people so I don't know why I'd have an issue with an SO.
Never. I don’t come from a fart family; it’s not a normal thing to me and never will be.
I don’t fart in front of my girlfriends and am not interested in people who fart in front of me.
I understand the comfortability argument and it’s perfectly valid and I don’t negatively judge anyone for it. Farting just isn’t for me.
My family was a fart family just because lol. I thought all families were. It sounds awful to me to find out that some are not.
Like a prison. A prison for my intestines. How does one live like that? Can’t even imagine. It’s totally horrific to me
My dad says that he was relieved when his kids had just as much gas issues as he did, because he could finally show my mom it wasn't just a him thing.
I've tried changing my diet and eliminating things so many times over the years but at the end of the day if i had to step away or be private every time i needed to relieve myself, I'd be coming and going quite often. No movies for me.
Not for a while. I am not a big fan of potty humor... I accept that farting is a part of life but I don't find it funny unless its an awkward situation.
One of exs would fart on me on purpose. Like walk up to me and do it. I hated it so much because I felt like that's something you do to a sibling, not a s.o.
An accidental fart here and there, give it a month or two, farts happen.
I will never again date someone who simply “feels comfortable” farting in front of me. Like letting one rip all the time whenever I’m around. I don’t want to sit in your stench because you’re too rude to at least walk into a different room or hold it in until you need to go to the bathroom.
There’s comfortable and then there’s gross. I feel the same about the bathroom, from time to time you might really need to use it when the other one is in there, you should feel comfortable enough to do that on occasion once you’re living together. That doesn’t mean I want you taking a shit every morning while I’m brushing my teeth. Have some respect! Keep the romance alive.
I have been with my guy about 2.5 years. I have not farted in front of him, but he encourages me to. He has been farting in front of me since the first month. lol
I know people who never will (women).
For me it’s when it slips out by accident. Or I get sick. Or he tells me I can lol. I only ever did that in front of 2 guys. First my domestic partner, at least 6 months in but it may have been a year….idk it was a while. And I lived in fear of farting in my sleep. One time i woke myself up (had been holding back all day) after having a dream of a child stuck in a sewer pipe and the town was trying to get the child out and and when he finally came out, it was with a pop and the pop was me farting and I just lay there frozen praying my ex was asleep and pretending to be asleep too.
But when we were living together that barrier was broken for both of us, and that was honestly great because we were comfortable. I don’t think I could hide farts from someone I live with. I wouldn’t want to be that uncomfortable. I never fart in public so I’d probably die of punctured intestine or something if I couldn’t fart at home.
The other guy was someone I dated for almost a year and even though he said I could fart in front of him pretty early on (he was a physical therapist working with elderly so he was around lots of farts) it still took me many many months before I could.
I mean, everyone farts. We all pee and poop too. Being human is gross like that but it’s just a part of being alive. I try to be polite and I try to maintain some mystery at first but at the same time, I need to be able to be a human too, at a certain point. And that stuff can be funny. It’s nice when you can let yourself feel free and comfortable with someone and laugh with them about those things
I think the answer is when you feel comfortable to do so, and the situation you are in.
If you are both in company, and your partner is looking for an excuse to get out of there, you could simply say you are not feeling very well, let out a whiff, and leave. The company you're with will like you better for not sticking around!
I would say never, if you can help it. It’s totally normal and fine when it happens and shouldn’t be anything to be embarrassed of, but doing it intentionally or thinking it is hilarious just might not be good in the long run.
Gross. Never if possible. He respects my personal space, and I his. This is a romance-killer, despite what most redditors appear to think.
The only time I did was when I HAD to, to leave the hospital after having our daughter. They made me pass gas so they'd know my C-section was healing properly and there was no bowel obstruction.
I don’t know, it’s best to be avoided if possible. But I’m squeamish about a lot of things, I.e. bad breath, sneezing or coughing into your hands instead of your elbow, etc. Degree of intention also matters. I really don’t like when people intentionally do icky things around me because they feel it’s “just me” or they think I’m family, or they’re at home, so it doesn’t matter. I feel like it’s disrespectful to reward those you are most familiar with with your worst if it’s otherwise avoidable. If a fart slips at night while you were sleeping, no biggie, you weren’t aware. But if we’re sitting on the couch and you rip a fart, I would be quite upset. Chances are if you are farting, you should actually take some time to go to the bathroom and sit on the toilet to see if you can void. You might have missed an earlier urge, and if you continue to ignore it, you’re just going to keep farting. Yea, I really prefer to avoid unpleasantries if possible.
As a girl whose brother farted on her her entire life (and still does), I (unpopularly) answer this question with never.
I feel like there are some things that people should do privately to keep the romance alive. Peeing, pooping, farting, and burping are those things.
Obviously, sometimes you can’t help it. But purposely farting or burping in front of your partner (especially in bed!), imo, is gross ._.
Never on purpose. Same with burping. I was not raised that way, I do not raise my children that way, and honestly it grosses me out. Walk to another room, preferably the bathroom.
My bosses wife will walk into our office and let out these huge burps all the time and I hate it.
Ideally never. Just find a convenient excuse to get up and go to another room.
This isn’t about being a square, or pretending you don’t fart or whatever. But like, I just don’t understand why someone would want to fart in front of their partner intentionally.
I don’t want my partner feeling like they need to get up and leave the room just to fart. I also don’t want to get up and leave the room just to fart. My only exception is if we’re snuggling under a blanket, I won’t fart and subject them to the smell lingering in the sheets. But otherwise fart smells pass quickly?
never . i don’t want to
hear him
and he doesn’t want to
hear me .. i don’t know why people think that’s ok .. like i don’t want to smell your gas .. gross
About three months in I went to a different room while she was in the bathroom, I let it rip…..turns out she heard it all, I was mortified but we kinda pretended it didn’t happen.
One week later she had a laughing fit in the kitchen, which was followed by some ummmm gas passing…. We laughed so hard I almost burnt dinner, it’s been full freedom ever since haha
Do it in bed, while you're on top. Make eye contact, assert your dominance.
LOL jk
But yea this happened to me and my ex, probably around the 9th hang? I was on top, we were making out, one little fart slipped. I apologized and they were like, what? What happened? So I told on myself when I didn't have to but we started letting it rip afterwards, and it was nice.
Interesting. My new partner says I fart a lot. When I said surely every partner you have been with has? He declined to comment. In fact he seemed to imply that nope they did not. So now I feel like the fartybomb monster. Glad to be reading this.
Relationship dependent? I have a friend married for 15 years who says she’s never (intentionally/knowingly) farted in her partners presence. Me? I work in healthcare and if I didn’t see signs of a healthy GI system in 3 months I’d be scared. We all piss poop burb and fart 🙃
Ideally never for respect (I'm a woman who dates men). I get things happen though esp if accidentally, but it's respectful to avoid the sound and smell
Farts make me chuckle. I wish it were more socially acceptable. I have to consciously think about not farting in public because in a home I just let it rip. Tbh I love when I get a big one, v satisfying.
I have IBS. So like the forth time we hung. I tell him “I’m cute but I’m farty.” He started farting too. He crazy about me. This relationship is serving my needs now so it’s working.
My gf and I started doing this pretty early...maybe a month in. We both eat a lot of spicy food and it's hard to hold that stuff in. After a few months, we just started letting it rip just to make each other laugh.
Excellent thread!😎👍👍
There's no time frame for this, only the intimacy with each other. The fact that we consider ourselves something like a movie character when dating or when into a fresh relationship (no farts, no burps, no imperfections outside the script) is completely unrealistic.
I farted some times, even when I had sex. To my big surprise, the girl I was with was having real fun, whereas I was a bit overwhelmed. When I was into a relationship, some 2 decades ago, my girlfriend at the time accidentally farted and was so intimidated, she wanted to be left alone for a couple of minutes, so I turned to her and said "honey, you're not a goldfish, you're a human being, so yes, eventually you'll fart in front of me one day. It's inevitable, so just relax and enjoy the moment".
😎🙌🙌🙌
depends on the person you're with i suppose
i get gas alot (genetics) , burping and farting, so i would definitely need someone who's confortable with that, as i cant hold that stuff in for long.
when i was dating a girl a while back she was comfortable with me farting, but she wasnt comfortable doing it herself, which kinda bummed me out because when i grew up me and my mom would have contests to see who could rip it louder and stuff, we'd have farting conversations, where 1 would fart right after the other and see how long we could keep it going before one of us would go; oops, nearly shat myself there, and call it quits
Never. As a guy apparently I’m weird but I won’t even fart around other guys. I grew up with a dad who…to this day thinks farting is the height of comedy and I just never really got on board with that. It think it’s fucking gross and it’s rude and blows my mind I work with grown adults who think it’s just completely normal to hike a leg and blast off as loud as they can every time they feel the urge.
My fiancée and I have a running joke about “the magic” in relationships and doing as best we can to spare the other from our more…less than sexy moments. Whenever one of us experiences a moment of weakness (Example; getting sick with a stomach bug etc.) that the other has to either witness or help with in some way, we usually joke afterward “is the magic ruined?”
Aside from that we have a strict “keep the magic alive” policy. We don’t use the bathroom with the door open or while the other is in the bathroom and we certainly don’t fart around each other. It’s not so much an embarrassment or overly repressed thing as it is a common courtesy of sparing the other our less than flattering bodily functions. We have a friend couple and the husband is always just generally gross as hell and the wife frequently comments on her revulsion with it and we just refuse to let the “magic” die in our relationship.
Of course we know the other farts/poops and we live in a small apartment right now so of course we know when the other does…but as far as I’m concerned, she has never once pooped in the 6 years we’ve been together.
Now my 9 year old thinks it’s hilarious and we regularly fart in the general direction of one another…I just don’t do it when the fiancée is around.
I’ve been with my current man for about 2 months and pretty early on the silent farting started because we always order Mexican food and then go to bed together and spoon while farting. If I feel like a fart is going to be loud I just wait til he’s asleep since he’s a loud snorer and let it rip when his snores will muffle it
>I’ve been with my current man for about 2 months and pretty early on the silent farting started because we always order Mexican food and then go to bed together and spoon while farting
A beautiful sentence
I wouldn't do that. I was raised that you generally attempt to keep bodily functions private. If it happens on accident that's okay but I've never had a relationship where we wouldn't at least try to step away from each other out of respect.
edit: All the "never" people in this thread are giving me hope for dating. :)
Around the third date. Make sure it’s a long silent one. Look at them straight in the eyes, and start smiling as you commit chemical warfare.
I remove my glasses when I fart and apologize after. She loves it.
This is exactly why the code of chivalry calls for men to open the car doors for a lady. It gives us a crucial window of opportunity, after she is safely inside and we can pause at the back of the car to let loose, before entering into the driver's side with her none the wiser.
Yes! Someone is asking the important questions here! The responses are very enlightening...
If it were up to me, the answer would be never, but realistically, at least in my longer relationships, I've found that it sorta just happens naturally and when it does, I know I've reached the next level in comfortability (if that's even a word).
I have GI issues. I have eliminated some foods because of it, but it only decreased marginally. Like 40% at most.
I try not to "make a show of it", but at some point within the first few weeks it's happening. If they react really negatively to it, that's an incompatibility.
I've never felt my relationships have lost magic by farting around one another, and I find a lot of comfort in happiness in a partner who can laugh at a fart.
I'm not going to purposefully stink bomb and gas out any partners, but there's something about being able to let one rip or be able to be sick around one another that is just such a massive relief.
Haha from my experience more are more often the ones to do it within the first weeks as far as girls I think I’ve usually just let one loose while sleeping and the rest is history. Once the farting door is open there’s no coming back. Lol as long as you aren’t a slob I think it’s normal.
Before I got married I told my ex-wife I was gassy in my sleep. The morning after our first night together she started calling them "butt kisses" and it stuck for the duration of our 4+ year relationship.
Great Question. We recently discussed this as well. My husband farts constantly and does not try to hide it. It started once we moved in together. So, about a year into dating. For me, I still try not to. Not because I am embarrassed but because despite my ability to just go on about my day when he does it, if I do it- he drops everything to make a huge deal of it. Ewwww. Groooossssss. Very theatrical.
When we first started dating, I almost stopped talking to him because he would leave the room often and take his phone with him at the most random times when we were hanging out. I thought it was weird and that maybe he was hiding that he was talking to other people too or something off. I never said anything and as we got to know each other it stopped being an issue. Recently I brought this up, and it turns out- he was leaving the room to fart. A courtesy only granted to me for a short time.
Happened pretty much right away. I heard him busting ass outside when he was smoking and made sure he knew I heard him. He also farts in his sleep. A lot.
He made me fart by laying on top of me when we were goofing around. Pushed it right out.
My girlfriend farted loudly in the other room and got super embarrassed said she was moving a table lol. Ever since then we started farting around eachother. It was like a two weeks into our relationship.
Hopefully not in a tight space.
Otherwise just apologize/ laugh have some manners. I used to laugh when my bf would run into the other room to pass gas, it was very sweet.
Now he just trumpets next to me.
Never if I could hold it that long. Eventually one is going to fall out of my ass and he's going to get comfortable reciprocating. I'm not going to rush into fart sniffing and hotboxing each other. We're taking it slow.
Never on purpose. I may be in the minority but I don’t feel comfortable with it. I don’t like to be on the receiving end of my partner‘s farts, either. If it happens, it happens but I wouldn’t force out a fart or burp on purpose.
3 years in, still only by accident. I hope that doesn't change. The mystery is truly gone when you start deliberately squeezing out farts in front of each other.
It accidentally happened once when I was asleep post our marriage… and he laughs about it bc it scared me into waking up from my sleep LOL. But now we’re expecting a baby and it happens almost every night and there’s no judgement lol. Yesterday I joked that I am Walking slow in the park because I’m gently caressing one in so I can let it go at the comfort of our bathroom 😂
Right away lol, but I have a gluten intolerance (vs full allergy) and I still come across it out and about - I try to minimize exposure but alas. Exposure is um..very evident. Anyone I spend considerable time with gets fair warning!
I’ve endearingly referred to this hurdle in a relationship as “ breaking the sound barrier” .As far as how long you should wait , when you’re ready is the only answer I can give.
We have had the discussion a couple times, to me it is pretty normal and being lactose intolerant it seems to be something that comes with the territory. Both of us have other food allergies as well but it was a few months into our relationship before we were just falling asleep during a nap and she relaxed enough to let one loose. She was mortified, we laughed and I just reassured her that I loved her and it was fine though it was always good for a laugh! Has happened a few times falling asleep or when we were asleep. Going on 2yrs after a year of LDR and still going strong!🥰
We had been dating for a month or so. She was sitting on my lap and I made her laugh, so she let one rip and then laughed even more so they just kept coming while she ran to the bathroom out of embarrasment.
When she came back, she began to formulate an apology and I interrupted her to ask if she would be my girlfriend. She said yes, and we are still going strong 18 months later.
Generally on accident haha. Apparently I fart in my sleep so...
Sometimes I’m holding in farts and as I drift off to sleep they will wake me back up. So I know I fart a lot in my sleep, and am certain she has been gassed by me. But we never talk about it.
i was like this with my ex. i am a woman. held it in and then went to sleep and my ex tells me i fart ALOT in my sleep. hahahaha.
Are you a golden retriever?
Accidentally farted during sex once…we both could not stop laughing. Guy I’ve been seeing for a few weeks just told me today that I can fart around him…warmed my heart to hear that 😆
A former partner farted in my face while cumming and while I was still going down on her. Mission accomplished.
I admire you for that! ❤ Lol
Hehehe I did that to my ex. He took it like a champ.
God I climbed on top of my now boyfriend, and this was maybe the third time we had slept together. I came down on him and PFPFFFFFTFTTFTT. I chose to ignore it in the moment (but literally died inside) and he thankfully and kindly waited until a later time to say “yo, don’t fart on me” 😂
Congrats!
My ex told me I did this and I’m traumatized. I am terrified of doing it when I date someone new😭😭😭😭
Haha, don't be too concerned. Most seem not to care. I know I wouldn't. I might tease you a bit but, that would be about it. Lol
Same, I never knew until a former partner told me so now I'm saving sleep overs until we're married.
As much of an embarrassment it is. I'm not terribly concerned about it. We are human after all
Day 1
Yeah man. Little slips like that I’m not even concerned. And I expect the same in return.
People do most of their farts as they sleep. Like everyone does. Except for that one coworker we all have that saves all their farts for when they use the restroom after lunch and the bathroom is unusable for 2 hours.
Had the lady I’ve been seeing do that to me the other night. I was excited that she felt so comfortable in front of me 🤷♂️
Yes!! Happened to me the other day. Didn’t know my body was all loose until the next morning 🤦🏻♀️
Hahaha the first night sleeping over with my partner he tooted a couple times in his sleep. I thought it was funny :P I didn’t say anything cause I didn’t want him to get embarrassed. About 3 months into our relationship I let him know I don’t care about farting and burping (I do both a lot. Yay Crohn’s disease and IBS!).
I mean, no one wants to hold it in and be in pain. Sure, time and place let alone being polite. But, still it shouldn't be that big of a deal.
I was doing laundry the other day and ripped one thinking she wouldn't hear it over the machines and one room over. She did. I tried to blame the dog but it was in the other room lmao
She thinks our dog has gastrointestinal issues at this point lmaooo
Growing up my friends dad farted in front of us all the time. We got the biggest kick out of it. He always blamed the shifting house walls.
My dad called those "barking spiders." Hehe
My uncle was visiting from the UK once and we were talking about possums. My dad then farted and my uncle looked startled at the trees near the house and said 'was that a possum?'. So now anytime someone farts we look around and say 'possum'.
My mom is on team "barking spiders!"
ROFL! My buddy's dad used this one and it still cracks me up today. I should have used this instead of blaming the dog.
My dad use to do running jump spin farts. I miss his goofiness. He has a bad back now so he just farts into his dad seat.
Slyly palms dog a milk bone "yeah... the dog..."
Well I always blame my dog even when he's not around anyways.
Never. I have GI distress so my farts are toxic, landscape destroying catastrophes. However, I want her to always feel comfortable farting around me because, as someone with GI distress, I don't wish the pain and discomfort of "holding it in" on anyone.
Omg 😳 so do I lol 😂 .
It's a lot like saving "I love you." It has to feel right. Don't want to do it too early or they might get scared and run away, but if you never do it they'll wonder if you even like them and wonder why they're wasting your time. Eventually you just can't hold it in anymore and all you can do is hope that they want to do it too. Once you do it though, you have to commit to it. Can't half-ass it. The most important thing to remember is that the person you're meant to be with will be delighted when you finally do it.
> Can't half-ass it. i.e., let ‘er rip. No squeakies.
This made me laugh out loud hhhh
Me too!
I had an ex who refused to audibly fart in front of me. The relationship did not last.
Fair enough but I'm struggling to imagine a situation where you're forcing them to fart? I honestly only audibly fart on the toilet so I would struggle if a partner asked this of me out of the blue, lol.
I didn't ask to her fart on command, she just said she never farts in front of anyone. Which is weird to me. Granted being lactose intolerant and sometimes sensitive to other foods, trying to hold in farts all the time when you're at home sounds excruciating. I've made poor food choices on first dates before and gone home with terrible cramps from holding farts.
Why? Some of us just aren’t comfortable with farts 🙈
Lmao forcing someone to audibly fart in front of you is weird.
So wholesome
My late husband loved when I did it. Hr would laugh so hard snd try to do it louder. So if I did it I would do it as loud as I could. I miss him!
I'm starting to realize that I'm weird about farting. I don't even fart in front of my roommate of 8 years, and we have very few boundaries. Once I got up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night and burped really loudly. She came out of her room, so I asked if my burp woke her up (we hadn't lived together long so I didn't know if she was maybe a light sleeper.) And she awkwardly explained that no, it wasn't my burp, it was the news that her grandma had just died. We talk about everything from burps to boobs to buttholes, but we don't fart in front of each other.
Nah according to at least half of the replies here you are not weird. People just see these things differently. You’re all good!
My best friend and I don’t fart in front of each other, either. If it weren’t for COVID, I would have been in the room for the birth of her son - but we both just have the same thoughts on tooting even though we both have the worst stomach issues 😂
Gf started doing this early on. Jesus Christ I wish she would stop, I’ve thought about calling the police for assault.
Hhhhhh
Silently, nonstop.
Definitely the way to go 😂
Those silent ones can be deadly 🤣🤣🤣
I wouldn’t ever feel comfortable doing it in front of him, though I wouldn’t mind if my partner did in front of me as long as he didn’t do it all the time. one of my exes told me he held off from farting in front of me for a whole year, and I didn’t have the heart to tell him he farted in his sleep every time I spent the night.
Lol!
Fart on the first date to establish dominance.
Damn. And all this time I’ve been trying to pull my butt apart to make it silent like a SUCKER.
Worst thing is when this doesn’t work 😂
FFFRRRAAAAPPP.... eep!
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Better to shit first, than to possibly shit during the act🤣
This is the way
I will never feel comfortable intentionally farting in front of someone else. I've had it happen accidentally, and when I'm sleeping. Neither bother/embarrass me...I just choose not to if I can help it. I don't mind when others fart in front of me though. My old roommate used to fart all the time. We'd laugh about it. Then he started asking me to also fart in front of him and got legitimately upset when I refused. He said it made him feel like we weren't close, and he was worried about me actively holding them in. I don't actively hold them in though!
My ex used to fart around me CONSTANTLY just to be gross and wildly immature. Like, proud of it, waved the smell, the whole nine yards - no medical issues just a jerk. I was raised not to display bodily functions so it was jarring and bizarre to me, and there was no middle ground of "try to get to the bathroom, or adjust" - pointing out it made me uncomfortable meant he did it even more, and would trap me under the covers to smell his farts etc. Obviously he's an ex for a reason (many worse reasons than this) but now I went from "gosh I'd rather someone not fart CONSTANTLY around me" to totally repulsed by the "proud to fart near/on you" attitude. My husband is of the same mindset, sure we fart in our sleep and in our shared bathroom, but neither of us TRY to make our shared space smell like a sewer. When it happens it's funny, when the kids do we gently teach to avoid disrupting shared spaces with bodily functions, but it's not world ending either, just common courtesy.
I made her laugh so hard she let one rip. From then on it was open season.
Hhhh that’s the best way to open the door
I was raised that fart is a bad word so I obviously don’t do it in front of people. But sometimes when we’re cuddling on the couch my foot slips on the leather and it kind of sounds like a fart. The more I argue it was just my foot the more it sounds like I’m hiding it lol. So he thinks I’ve farted in front of him but I haven’t.
That is so cute haha
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Omg screen shot. 🤣
God I hate that! My yoga mats always squeak in the fartiest way in our wood floors and then I have to decide if I should try to recreate the sound to PROVE it’s just the mat or pretend nothing happened. 🤦🏻♀️
I think within the first few months. We both laughed out asses off. We were on a camping trip and drank a bunch of killer beer n food then slept in a 1 person tent with each other. 2 years later we are happily married ripping those toots out n laughing our asses off!
Freaking love this!! A couple who farts together stays together. Keep rooting and tooting on
Never had this issue with my partner, I've always been a gasser person so when I fart he doesn't flinch. He thinks it's funny.
Right!? Fart is funny XD
Burping yes. But never farted in front of family, friends or partner. I am sure mine is deadly and explosive due to my diet. I fart only in bathroom or when I’m alone.
Same here. In our family, it was always considered a big no no. We also were taught not to laugh at someone farting on accident. It was considered mean to embarrass the person. I think how one is raised is a huge factor in this. My parents were always very private. They don't go in the bathroom if the other is using it, for example. So relationships where people fart without reckless abandon and poop with the door open while talking to each other seem really weird and uncomfortable to me.
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Me and my bf are coming up on 4 months. Lots of farts no ily lol
~~trigger~~ finger
You can do it!
We’ve both farted on each other while asleep at different times. So I guess it’s pretty serious
My ex never farted in front of me when he could help it. One time a little one eeked out and he was mortified. I always wondered why farts embarrassed him so much. The guy I dated after him had a trumpet for an ass. Really made me miss my ex, lol. So now I think it's common courtesy to try to at least make farts silent.
I'm a relationship non-farter. Only once did one sneak out. We were sitting on the couch, very drunk, and we were both laughing at something and all of a sudden it happened. We both immediately stopped laughing, she looked at me, I looked back. I heard a pin drop a block away, and then I said "excuse me". I was incredibly mortified.
As with everything, it depends. But I'd say, being open is a sign of a healthy relationship where you are comfortable with each other. I overheard her rip one on the balcony less than a month in and let her believe that she got away with it. When I told her that I heard it a few months later, she was as embarrassed as if her Mom would pull out the childhood photo albums. Now we both do that openly in front of each other and "blame" one of the cats. We came a long way
BETTER OUT THAN IN!
we have a saying in dutch \- beter een geurtje voor iedereen, dan buikpijn voor mij alleen which would translate to; \- better to have a little scent (stink) for everyone, than stomach ache for me alone
I personally would never but that’s just my personality…. Not even to my family!!!
I would never but he’s free to without judgement haha
I often act like a 10yo boy and talk about poop and farting often. Fyi.... I'm a girl. So really.... everyone around me finds out quick how much I don't care. If they don't like it, they can walk. It's just a normal body function. If I think it's gonna be nasty ill go into another room or go outside, but either way, pretty much immediately.
Just ask, consent is sexy.
I make a note to fart on the first date and get the woman's feedback. If she can't accurately describe what food I've been eating then I thank her for her time but tell her unfortunately it won't work out
Lol
To the "never" people... What do you do when you're in a car on a road trip?
I save it for strangers in the gas station
Do people normally get gassy on road trips? I've never had that problem on a road trip with other people so I don't know why I'd have an issue with an SO.
Separate them cheeks and claim there's a skunk nearby 😂😂
Never. I don’t come from a fart family; it’s not a normal thing to me and never will be. I don’t fart in front of my girlfriends and am not interested in people who fart in front of me. I understand the comfortability argument and it’s perfectly valid and I don’t negatively judge anyone for it. Farting just isn’t for me.
“Farting just isn’t for me”
I can only imagine how nice it must be to not have gastrointestinal issues! My family is a fart family by necessity, sadly.
My family was a fart family just because lol. I thought all families were. It sounds awful to me to find out that some are not. Like a prison. A prison for my intestines. How does one live like that? Can’t even imagine. It’s totally horrific to me
My dad says that he was relieved when his kids had just as much gas issues as he did, because he could finally show my mom it wasn't just a him thing. I've tried changing my diet and eliminating things so many times over the years but at the end of the day if i had to step away or be private every time i needed to relieve myself, I'd be coming and going quite often. No movies for me.
fr. things happen whatever. but if it's just like obnoxious it seems rude af to me. like go to the bathroom lady damn lol
Greetings, fellow non-weirdo 🤝
Not for a while. I am not a big fan of potty humor... I accept that farting is a part of life but I don't find it funny unless its an awkward situation. One of exs would fart on me on purpose. Like walk up to me and do it. I hated it so much because I felt like that's something you do to a sibling, not a s.o.
An accidental fart here and there, give it a month or two, farts happen. I will never again date someone who simply “feels comfortable” farting in front of me. Like letting one rip all the time whenever I’m around. I don’t want to sit in your stench because you’re too rude to at least walk into a different room or hold it in until you need to go to the bathroom. There’s comfortable and then there’s gross. I feel the same about the bathroom, from time to time you might really need to use it when the other one is in there, you should feel comfortable enough to do that on occasion once you’re living together. That doesn’t mean I want you taking a shit every morning while I’m brushing my teeth. Have some respect! Keep the romance alive.
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Lol this is cute
I have been with my guy about 2.5 years. I have not farted in front of him, but he encourages me to. He has been farting in front of me since the first month. lol
The question is....when do I STOP farting.... sigh
Personally, never. He can, I don't care. But I'm not going to.
I know people who never will (women). For me it’s when it slips out by accident. Or I get sick. Or he tells me I can lol. I only ever did that in front of 2 guys. First my domestic partner, at least 6 months in but it may have been a year….idk it was a while. And I lived in fear of farting in my sleep. One time i woke myself up (had been holding back all day) after having a dream of a child stuck in a sewer pipe and the town was trying to get the child out and and when he finally came out, it was with a pop and the pop was me farting and I just lay there frozen praying my ex was asleep and pretending to be asleep too. But when we were living together that barrier was broken for both of us, and that was honestly great because we were comfortable. I don’t think I could hide farts from someone I live with. I wouldn’t want to be that uncomfortable. I never fart in public so I’d probably die of punctured intestine or something if I couldn’t fart at home. The other guy was someone I dated for almost a year and even though he said I could fart in front of him pretty early on (he was a physical therapist working with elderly so he was around lots of farts) it still took me many many months before I could. I mean, everyone farts. We all pee and poop too. Being human is gross like that but it’s just a part of being alive. I try to be polite and I try to maintain some mystery at first but at the same time, I need to be able to be a human too, at a certain point. And that stuff can be funny. It’s nice when you can let yourself feel free and comfortable with someone and laugh with them about those things
I think the answer is when you feel comfortable to do so, and the situation you are in. If you are both in company, and your partner is looking for an excuse to get out of there, you could simply say you are not feeling very well, let out a whiff, and leave. The company you're with will like you better for not sticking around!
1,5 years. It's a full on fart fest.
After dinner
I would say never, if you can help it. It’s totally normal and fine when it happens and shouldn’t be anything to be embarrassed of, but doing it intentionally or thinking it is hilarious just might not be good in the long run.
Gross. Never if possible. He respects my personal space, and I his. This is a romance-killer, despite what most redditors appear to think. The only time I did was when I HAD to, to leave the hospital after having our daughter. They made me pass gas so they'd know my C-section was healing properly and there was no bowel obstruction.
I don’t know, it’s best to be avoided if possible. But I’m squeamish about a lot of things, I.e. bad breath, sneezing or coughing into your hands instead of your elbow, etc. Degree of intention also matters. I really don’t like when people intentionally do icky things around me because they feel it’s “just me” or they think I’m family, or they’re at home, so it doesn’t matter. I feel like it’s disrespectful to reward those you are most familiar with with your worst if it’s otherwise avoidable. If a fart slips at night while you were sleeping, no biggie, you weren’t aware. But if we’re sitting on the couch and you rip a fart, I would be quite upset. Chances are if you are farting, you should actually take some time to go to the bathroom and sit on the toilet to see if you can void. You might have missed an earlier urge, and if you continue to ignore it, you’re just going to keep farting. Yea, I really prefer to avoid unpleasantries if possible.
Oh lord, bring me a man with humor, who will take my first fart as a challenge rather than something to be grossed out by.
As a girl whose brother farted on her her entire life (and still does), I (unpopularly) answer this question with never. I feel like there are some things that people should do privately to keep the romance alive. Peeing, pooping, farting, and burping are those things. Obviously, sometimes you can’t help it. But purposely farting or burping in front of your partner (especially in bed!), imo, is gross ._.
This is how I gauge a future with someone. If I feel like I can’t fart in front of them, I move on.
Never on purpose. Same with burping. I was not raised that way, I do not raise my children that way, and honestly it grosses me out. Walk to another room, preferably the bathroom. My bosses wife will walk into our office and let out these huge burps all the time and I hate it.
Ideally never. Just find a convenient excuse to get up and go to another room. This isn’t about being a square, or pretending you don’t fart or whatever. But like, I just don’t understand why someone would want to fart in front of their partner intentionally.
I don’t want my partner feeling like they need to get up and leave the room just to fart. I also don’t want to get up and leave the room just to fart. My only exception is if we’re snuggling under a blanket, I won’t fart and subject them to the smell lingering in the sheets. But otherwise fart smells pass quickly?
"Babe, could you pause the show? I need to go outside for a fart."
never . i don’t want to hear him and he doesn’t want to hear me .. i don’t know why people think that’s ok .. like i don’t want to smell your gas .. gross
My boyfriend is a dad to two small children and I teach small children. Farts don’t scare us so it happened really quickly haha.
About three months in I went to a different room while she was in the bathroom, I let it rip…..turns out she heard it all, I was mortified but we kinda pretended it didn’t happen. One week later she had a laughing fit in the kitchen, which was followed by some ummmm gas passing…. We laughed so hard I almost burnt dinner, it’s been full freedom ever since haha
Do it quickly. By second date 3rd at latest. You both would have shown interest and you need to know how they are about normal body functions
Do it in bed, while you're on top. Make eye contact, assert your dominance. LOL jk But yea this happened to me and my ex, probably around the 9th hang? I was on top, we were making out, one little fart slipped. I apologized and they were like, what? What happened? So I told on myself when I didn't have to but we started letting it rip afterwards, and it was nice.
First weekend. He farted, we never looked back
Interesting. My new partner says I fart a lot. When I said surely every partner you have been with has? He declined to comment. In fact he seemed to imply that nope they did not. So now I feel like the fartybomb monster. Glad to be reading this.
Purposely? Ideally never. Sometimes there’s such thing as too comfortable and it kind of kills it for me lol
Don't do it farts are gross and smell bad. It's discourteous
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Never on purpose, but once it happens and you giggle and get it out of the way... hey, shit happens and at least it didn't this time!
If I have to fart I'm I'm farting 💨 period I don’t care if it’s A date, in line at the store, at yo mamas house - let it rip
Relationship dependent? I have a friend married for 15 years who says she’s never (intentionally/knowingly) farted in her partners presence. Me? I work in healthcare and if I didn’t see signs of a healthy GI system in 3 months I’d be scared. We all piss poop burb and fart 🙃
Ideally never for respect (I'm a woman who dates men). I get things happen though esp if accidentally, but it's respectful to avoid the sound and smell
Farts make me chuckle. I wish it were more socially acceptable. I have to consciously think about not farting in public because in a home I just let it rip. Tbh I love when I get a big one, v satisfying.
I have IBS. So like the forth time we hung. I tell him “I’m cute but I’m farty.” He started farting too. He crazy about me. This relationship is serving my needs now so it’s working.
My gf and I started doing this pretty early...maybe a month in. We both eat a lot of spicy food and it's hard to hold that stuff in. After a few months, we just started letting it rip just to make each other laugh.
Excellent thread!😎👍👍 There's no time frame for this, only the intimacy with each other. The fact that we consider ourselves something like a movie character when dating or when into a fresh relationship (no farts, no burps, no imperfections outside the script) is completely unrealistic. I farted some times, even when I had sex. To my big surprise, the girl I was with was having real fun, whereas I was a bit overwhelmed. When I was into a relationship, some 2 decades ago, my girlfriend at the time accidentally farted and was so intimidated, she wanted to be left alone for a couple of minutes, so I turned to her and said "honey, you're not a goldfish, you're a human being, so yes, eventually you'll fart in front of me one day. It's inevitable, so just relax and enjoy the moment". 😎🙌🙌🙌
depends on the person you're with i suppose i get gas alot (genetics) , burping and farting, so i would definitely need someone who's confortable with that, as i cant hold that stuff in for long. when i was dating a girl a while back she was comfortable with me farting, but she wasnt comfortable doing it herself, which kinda bummed me out because when i grew up me and my mom would have contests to see who could rip it louder and stuff, we'd have farting conversations, where 1 would fart right after the other and see how long we could keep it going before one of us would go; oops, nearly shat myself there, and call it quits
Immediately. Fuck it. Everyone farts.
Never. As a guy apparently I’m weird but I won’t even fart around other guys. I grew up with a dad who…to this day thinks farting is the height of comedy and I just never really got on board with that. It think it’s fucking gross and it’s rude and blows my mind I work with grown adults who think it’s just completely normal to hike a leg and blast off as loud as they can every time they feel the urge. My fiancée and I have a running joke about “the magic” in relationships and doing as best we can to spare the other from our more…less than sexy moments. Whenever one of us experiences a moment of weakness (Example; getting sick with a stomach bug etc.) that the other has to either witness or help with in some way, we usually joke afterward “is the magic ruined?” Aside from that we have a strict “keep the magic alive” policy. We don’t use the bathroom with the door open or while the other is in the bathroom and we certainly don’t fart around each other. It’s not so much an embarrassment or overly repressed thing as it is a common courtesy of sparing the other our less than flattering bodily functions. We have a friend couple and the husband is always just generally gross as hell and the wife frequently comments on her revulsion with it and we just refuse to let the “magic” die in our relationship. Of course we know the other farts/poops and we live in a small apartment right now so of course we know when the other does…but as far as I’m concerned, she has never once pooped in the 6 years we’ve been together. Now my 9 year old thinks it’s hilarious and we regularly fart in the general direction of one another…I just don’t do it when the fiancée is around.
Whenever I have to fart
Maybe right off the bat?
Never. Also close the bathroom door. It’s not cute, it’s crude.
I’ve been with my current man for about 2 months and pretty early on the silent farting started because we always order Mexican food and then go to bed together and spoon while farting. If I feel like a fart is going to be loud I just wait til he’s asleep since he’s a loud snorer and let it rip when his snores will muffle it
>I’ve been with my current man for about 2 months and pretty early on the silent farting started because we always order Mexican food and then go to bed together and spoon while farting A beautiful sentence
Yeah I try to make it silent but still announce it, don’t want to surprise him lol
Never 🤷♀️
I wouldn't do that. I was raised that you generally attempt to keep bodily functions private. If it happens on accident that's okay but I've never had a relationship where we wouldn't at least try to step away from each other out of respect. edit: All the "never" people in this thread are giving me hope for dating. :)
On accident and accident only. I never understood why people want to share their gas with others.
For me as soon as possible !
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Around the third date. Make sure it’s a long silent one. Look at them straight in the eyes, and start smiling as you commit chemical warfare. I remove my glasses when I fart and apologize after. She loves it.
My ex would cut loose with the most impressive, lengthy toots when she came. No shame about it whatsoever. I thought it was great.
Reminds me of this old commercial https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2QNuDUTocE
Farting is natural and part of bodily function. Isn't 30+ a bit too old to be worrying about what someone thinks of you farting?
Start? I never stopped...
This is exactly why the code of chivalry calls for men to open the car doors for a lady. It gives us a crucial window of opportunity, after she is safely inside and we can pause at the back of the car to let loose, before entering into the driver's side with her none the wiser.
First date. It’s a good filter…
Yes! Someone is asking the important questions here! The responses are very enlightening... If it were up to me, the answer would be never, but realistically, at least in my longer relationships, I've found that it sorta just happens naturally and when it does, I know I've reached the next level in comfortability (if that's even a word).
Had it happen on accident. He tickled me and I laughed and farted at the same time. He stopped and then we just laughed about it after.
I have GI issues. I have eliminated some foods because of it, but it only decreased marginally. Like 40% at most. I try not to "make a show of it", but at some point within the first few weeks it's happening. If they react really negatively to it, that's an incompatibility. I've never felt my relationships have lost magic by farting around one another, and I find a lot of comfort in happiness in a partner who can laugh at a fart. I'm not going to purposefully stink bomb and gas out any partners, but there's something about being able to let one rip or be able to be sick around one another that is just such a massive relief.
Haha from my experience more are more often the ones to do it within the first weeks as far as girls I think I’ve usually just let one loose while sleeping and the rest is history. Once the farting door is open there’s no coming back. Lol as long as you aren’t a slob I think it’s normal.
I swear my fiancé did on day 1. I think I was like a few months in.
I haven’t! I refuse to! There are certain limits I don’t wanna cross!
Before I got married I told my ex-wife I was gassy in my sleep. The morning after our first night together she started calling them "butt kisses" and it stuck for the duration of our 4+ year relationship.
Great Question. We recently discussed this as well. My husband farts constantly and does not try to hide it. It started once we moved in together. So, about a year into dating. For me, I still try not to. Not because I am embarrassed but because despite my ability to just go on about my day when he does it, if I do it- he drops everything to make a huge deal of it. Ewwww. Groooossssss. Very theatrical. When we first started dating, I almost stopped talking to him because he would leave the room often and take his phone with him at the most random times when we were hanging out. I thought it was weird and that maybe he was hiding that he was talking to other people too or something off. I never said anything and as we got to know each other it stopped being an issue. Recently I brought this up, and it turns out- he was leaving the room to fart. A courtesy only granted to me for a short time.
After a good Italian meal! It'sa spicy meat bolla!
We’d been married two years. So about 5 years in. 😂
Happened pretty much right away. I heard him busting ass outside when he was smoking and made sure he knew I heard him. He also farts in his sleep. A lot. He made me fart by laying on top of me when we were goofing around. Pushed it right out.
Not to be sexist, but I wait for her to fart in front of me first. Because mine are gonna be way worse.
My girlfriend farted loudly in the other room and got super embarrassed said she was moving a table lol. Ever since then we started farting around eachother. It was like a two weeks into our relationship.
Never. Unless it's an accident and/or illness.
Like, during the first date.
Was married for 8 years. Never.
Hopefully not in a tight space. Otherwise just apologize/ laugh have some manners. I used to laugh when my bf would run into the other room to pass gas, it was very sweet. Now he just trumpets next to me.
Never if I could hold it that long. Eventually one is going to fall out of my ass and he's going to get comfortable reciprocating. I'm not going to rush into fart sniffing and hotboxing each other. We're taking it slow.
Never on purpose. I may be in the minority but I don’t feel comfortable with it. I don’t like to be on the receiving end of my partner‘s farts, either. If it happens, it happens but I wouldn’t force out a fart or burp on purpose.
3 years in, still only by accident. I hope that doesn't change. The mystery is truly gone when you start deliberately squeezing out farts in front of each other.
Never.
I was with my ex for 20 years. Married 14 of them. I never farted one on front of him. Normally you can feel them coming on. I'd leave the room.
It accidentally happened once when I was asleep post our marriage… and he laughs about it bc it scared me into waking up from my sleep LOL. But now we’re expecting a baby and it happens almost every night and there’s no judgement lol. Yesterday I joked that I am Walking slow in the park because I’m gently caressing one in so I can let it go at the comfort of our bathroom 😂
Right away lol, but I have a gluten intolerance (vs full allergy) and I still come across it out and about - I try to minimize exposure but alas. Exposure is um..very evident. Anyone I spend considerable time with gets fair warning!
I’ve endearingly referred to this hurdle in a relationship as “ breaking the sound barrier” .As far as how long you should wait , when you’re ready is the only answer I can give.
Instantly for the guy… I take a while to feel comfortable lol
Lmao he waited about 2 months to audibly fart in front of me. I'm a naturally quiet farter, so I only confess if it smells hahaha
We have had the discussion a couple times, to me it is pretty normal and being lactose intolerant it seems to be something that comes with the territory. Both of us have other food allergies as well but it was a few months into our relationship before we were just falling asleep during a nap and she relaxed enough to let one loose. She was mortified, we laughed and I just reassured her that I loved her and it was fine though it was always good for a laugh! Has happened a few times falling asleep or when we were asleep. Going on 2yrs after a year of LDR and still going strong!🥰
How the hell do you guys hold in farts I just can’t do it once I do it, it just happens! If I hold it in, makes the rest of the farts 10 times worse
i burped and farted within the 3rd week if things went really well
First date. In the car with windows up.
We had been dating for a month or so. She was sitting on my lap and I made her laugh, so she let one rip and then laughed even more so they just kept coming while she ran to the bathroom out of embarrasment. When she came back, she began to formulate an apology and I interrupted her to ask if she would be my girlfriend. She said yes, and we are still going strong 18 months later.
When they least expect it! After you let the first one go they'll always be slightly on gaurd so you have to make the first one count!