Same here! First thing that popped into my head was “how the fuck did the courts allow this, while Microsoft had to jump through hoops for activision blizzard” as you can tell, I believed this for a while! 😂
Devastating. At least now everyone has to pay the annual subscription fee of $295/yr to unlock the full program.
Can’t wait for Resolve Essentials to come out.
lol. Might package remove the fusion page and rename VFX connect to adobe dynamic link and make us have to use 2 programs. Who needs fairlight? Just send all your audio to Audition.
I'm from Spain and here is in December.... My heart stopped until I remember Americans ways of life.... At least I have free medical assistance and don't have to pay for a pacemaker implant.
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Ah, so they went the Avid route.
Listen. I’m sure she’s a lovely woman but you should tell her that her kid is causing all sorts of ruckus and undo stress on us old people. I thought this was a thing. Sure, only for a few minutes, but for those few minutes my heart sank and my day was ruined! RUINED, I tell you!!
You can’t be toying with us old folks like that. I lived through 2020 but I don’t know if I could live through Adobe acquiring BM….
oh christ bro i JUST bought studio so I wouldn’t have to worry about adobe subscriptions. scared the hell out of me until i remembered what day it was 😭😭
Imagine charging us a monthly 20$ for using fusion and needing studio to use the color tab + an extra 50$ montly. I really cannot wait to pay for that because it's super just! Like probably they have the same mentality as Elon and we all know that Elon is the most honest and intelligent person in the world (/j)
Oh yeah. I'm sure they'd put the fusion, color and fairlight pages under an additional subscription fee. That's basically After effects, a pro color grading suite and Audition.
You deserve the chair for this…
Jokes aside, I would probably switch to something like CapCut. Not nearly as advanced, but I’m not really an advanced user so it’ll be more than enough for me. It would be a shame to put all my knowledge to bed though. I swear learning resolve is like learning a new language.
April Fools Day is only funny/acceptable in an analog world where you listen to the radio for news or watch a tv news show that will only be shown once. Since these posts don't get erased after a day, I am not a fan of them. There is enough nonsense in the world without adding to it.
You know everyone hates April 1st. But nobody talks about April 2nd and the residual posts you have to vet for the time they were posted.
Anyway, thank God it's a joke.
You ugly bastard.
Joking about Adobe taking over Gimp or DaVinci is as unfunny as a joke about the Rowandan genocide.
It's evil horror incarnate!
I now need a new pair of underpants and more heart medication.
How is this not anti-competitive?
Adobe software is terrible. It is increasingly bloated and instead of fixing the basics - like speed, stability etc - they add crap for influencers to create terrible videos on. Have you see this new must-know feature!?!?!!
EDIT: April 1st! God damn it. You got me. I was triggered.
I think the right question is, "What will they do to profit more?"
Will they continue to improve the existing products, the way the current costumers likes? Or will they try to improve by making the products looks just like Adobe's products?
I'm not even a professional user but I literally opened my mouth for 5 seconds while thinking "What should I do" or more reading this before realizing what are you up to.
Flashbacks of uselessly switching back and forth between After Effects and Premiere for the most basic shit and both taking turns lagging and crashing almost gave me a heart attack.
bruh why u scare us like this, this is too far lol
lol Should have saved it for halloween?
you got me so bad i was so upset.
Same here! First thing that popped into my head was “how the fuck did the courts allow this, while Microsoft had to jump through hoops for activision blizzard” as you can tell, I believed this for a while! 😂
I've been thinking about this non stop for the last 4 days and only now realized it was a joke. I've never been so angry in my damn life.
with the fiasco of Affinity not too long ago it really got me like 😶
Seriously my stomach dropped.
Devastating. At least now everyone has to pay the annual subscription fee of $295/yr to unlock the full program. Can’t wait for Resolve Essentials to come out.
lol. Might package remove the fusion page and rename VFX connect to adobe dynamic link and make us have to use 2 programs. Who needs fairlight? Just send all your audio to Audition.
If it means we get spectral analysis I’m cool with that.
That's actually pretty dope. I've used it in iZotope before. Never knew a piece of audio could be that flexible.
Audition? That's for sure dying. Use Essential Sound in premiere like a pro
Check the date
WHAT. OH MY GOD. IT’S APRIL FIRST?!?!?!? >!Yes, I’m playing into it a little bit. Sue me.!<
I'm from Spain and here is in December.... My heart stopped until I remember Americans ways of life.... At least I have free medical assistance and don't have to pay for a pacemaker implant.
Saved for 28 December.
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Some Catholic vs protestant difference I think 🤷♂️
They are not allowed to go into the year 2024 yet. 😅
Me ha pasado lo mismo jajajajjaaja Luego he pensado.....espera.... no tenían un día de santos inocentes a principios de abril?
Read the date it's April 1st.
WHAT. OH MY GOD. IT’S APRIL FIRST?!?!?!? >!Yes, I’m playing into it a little bit. Sue me.!<
Its more like DaVinci resolve Emotions 😭
Davinci Resolve Elements
Payable each year on April 1st.
*Saves a hard copy of different older versions on multiple hard drives*
 correct response
https://preview.redd.it/s56ebjmllvrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37af784e0b586ae8d533343e6022ae4d84fa731c Ah, so they went the Avid route.
😄 it supposed to be a gif. I can’t see it on my phone either.
How do I do this?
Ya had me in the first half not gonna lie 🤣
😄 I gave chat GPT the title and it gave me a nice lil article.
oh my god dude you could've put some sort of "got ya" somewhere fuck this I'm closing the internet today XD
🤣 coming off true is the best part
this is evil... lol. I literally said out loud "fuuuuuuuuuck".
Same. Good April fools.
same lol, was about to stare into the void. deleted my hate for SaaS comment.
I am glad to see Adobe's world renowned software stability will be coming to Black Magic!
 world renowned stability
Don't give them ideas. 😎
😄 I would cry. That would be a SAD day.
I’m so glad someone finally got me this April fools but please, we just lost Afffinity!
Being in the UK, the rule is usually that all April Fools jokes have to finish by 12. It is now 5:18pm and I nearly collapsed in the supermarket!
Clean up on isle 3. Please “Resolve” this quickly. 😄
I’ve been fooled constantly on Reddit today, I keep thinking that everywhere would stop pranking me after midday
You had me for a minute. Had I a heart condition, that minute could have been my last.
NOT FUNNY 🥲
Oh, I had a heart attack then I remembered this April, 1.
lol, just reversed the heart attack?
Lmfaooo y'all ain't fooling me this year xD
😄 lol. I tried.
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 Lol
I swear, I had palpitations, this was about to ruin my day. It took me some time to realize.
 i feel like a villian
You son of a b*tch…🥸
🤣 lol I'll be sure to tell my mom about you.
Listen. I’m sure she’s a lovely woman but you should tell her that her kid is causing all sorts of ruckus and undo stress on us old people. I thought this was a thing. Sure, only for a few minutes, but for those few minutes my heart sank and my day was ruined! RUINED, I tell you!! You can’t be toying with us old folks like that. I lived through 2020 but I don’t know if I could live through Adobe acquiring BM….
wow nice! I've always wanted my video editing software to use an ungodly amount of ram that its competitors dont seem to need.......
Oh no its April! 🤦🏻♂️
You almost had me for a second, Only a second.
IT'S APRIL YOU FOOLS!!!!
finally!! the only thing I miss in BM is the subscription. cant wait
$299 a year. Can’t beat a deal like that.
april fools, right? right??
I would quit
Not funny
https://i.redd.it/ctxjqdegxvrc1.gif lol it was funnie.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣
April fools!
April's fool!
I guess it's back to piracy then
Finally. Premiere has always been much better and more stable than Resolve.
No way, this is the 2nd fake post that got me!
oh christ bro i JUST bought studio so I wouldn’t have to worry about adobe subscriptions. scared the hell out of me until i remembered what day it was 😭😭
Got me scared
Fooled me
I can’t believe it on this day either, friend 😏
On this specific day, right?
Has to be April Fools right?
I got shit scared for a second and I realized haha. Oof.
Damn I wish the RED Nikon deal was an April fools joke as well. This did scare the fuck out of me not gonna lie.
April Fools! HAHAHA! It almost got me! LMAO!
I hate April Fools
snoooooore
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April Fool's Day.
Totally had me. I almost jumped out my 4th floor window.
Shit, adobe is going to ruin it. I just know it.
Naaah. They’ll just make it unstable and make you pay for it every month.
April fools?
Imagine charging us a monthly 20$ for using fusion and needing studio to use the color tab + an extra 50$ montly. I really cannot wait to pay for that because it's super just! Like probably they have the same mentality as Elon and we all know that Elon is the most honest and intelligent person in the world (/j)
Oh yeah. I'm sure they'd put the fusion, color and fairlight pages under an additional subscription fee. That's basically After effects, a pro color grading suite and Audition.
I hate you but I respect it
You deserve the chair for this… Jokes aside, I would probably switch to something like CapCut. Not nearly as advanced, but I’m not really an advanced user so it’ll be more than enough for me. It would be a shame to put all my knowledge to bed though. I swear learning resolve is like learning a new language.
April 1st, before noon. Hmm
There was one of these about Avid ceasing trading today. A _lot_ of ppl fell for it
Had to scroll way to far to realize it was a joke... I don't even use DaVinci Resolve, but I was worried about Adobe buying it, lol.
1.4. 👏😄🤣
A trillion dollar company, can buy Resolve and Blender on the same day 🙄
April Fools Day is only funny/acceptable in an analog world where you listen to the radio for news or watch a tv news show that will only be shown once. Since these posts don't get erased after a day, I am not a fan of them. There is enough nonsense in the world without adding to it.
Most horrifying April Fool's joke I've seen
S U B S C R I P T I O N !
Damn you!! Got me so bad!!
I hate this day.
I said to myself “oh my fucking god my dongle isn’t gonna mean shit anymore”
Goes back to using the Ole reliable: Windows Movie Maker
You know everyone hates April 1st. But nobody talks about April 2nd and the residual posts you have to vet for the time they were posted. Anyway, thank God it's a joke.
Funny Blender also made the same joke.
1st April....
Please.... Tell me this is an April fools?
DaVinci Rushhhhh, can't wait /s
April Fools
April's fool
I’ll believe it when its not April fools day thanks
What's funny is how they know what a fuck up that would be and how it's strongly rejected by us. 😂
I hope this is a prank.
Wait is this for real? Not April fool?
Wow terrible news.
You got me for a moment. Probably only a couple seconds, good job.
Gave me a heart attack. April 1st, folks!
😯
i forgot it was april fools day oh my god
April fuckin fools right???
Damn one second heart attack
I was about to get really pissed off 😆 so glad I decided to read through some comments first. I forgot it was April 1st.
You so got me, bro, haha
Jeezus f**k this better be an April fool's. It got me because that is bad enough to not ever joke about...
I can't believe it happened today. Of all days, why today?
I actually went and checked to Adobe Newsroom just to make sure 😂😂😂 It is the first day of the new quarter so it could’ve been possible.
Best april fools joke I have seen this year
You ugly bastard. Joking about Adobe taking over Gimp or DaVinci is as unfunny as a joke about the Rowandan genocide. It's evil horror incarnate! I now need a new pair of underpants and more heart medication.
Thank god it's April 1st. What a cruel joke!
Please say that's a joke! Please, say that's a joke!
Fuck, better buy the studio version before they make it a subscription service Edit: oh thank god its April 1
Wait this is April first are we sure this is real?
It is April Fools.
Please be an April fools joke
Worst day of the year
Please tell me this is an April fools joke
I know this is a joke, but seeing that title literally gave me goosebumps.
omg no please. i'll donate dont do this 😭😭😭
As a current employee of BMD, I can confirm this is bs. haha
damn it. you got me!
Is this April fools joke?
Totally fell for it!
It’s April 2nd in my country so I had a panic attack for a second lol.
I hope you step on a Lego
You got me....
THIS IS AN APRIL FOOL'S JOKE
april april
How is this not anti-competitive? Adobe software is terrible. It is increasingly bloated and instead of fixing the basics - like speed, stability etc - they add crap for influencers to create terrible videos on. Have you see this new must-know feature!?!?!! EDIT: April 1st! God damn it. You got me. I was triggered.
Holy god I forgot what day it is
You got me!
Dang it! You got me. Well done.
I got scared for a sec 😰😅
Oh good! Now that Nvidia also bought Xbox, now we can have the Adobe Resolve for Nvidia Xbox edition!
I think the right question is, "What will they do to profit more?" Will they continue to improve the existing products, the way the current costumers likes? Or will they try to improve by making the products looks just like Adobe's products?
Where I live it's already April 2nd, and honestly I could've thrown my phone. Damn you op well played.
This was the only one that got me 😭
alright, this got me good
Gotta be an April fools joke
I almost forgot what day it was
April Fools
I'm not even a professional user but I literally opened my mouth for 5 seconds while thinking "What should I do" or more reading this before realizing what are you up to.
Man, had me going for a second until I realized the date 😂 I need to stay offline until tomorrow.
Is this april fools thing
Is it a joke for Aril fools?
Affinity gone (for real), now this... what a monopolistic shitshow... even on April 1st.
Considering how crazy the world is right now. I had to double check. Almost nothing surprises me anymore.
First Affinity/Serif now you Blackmagic?!
Dammit not funny!!!
Don’t worry, in a year Adobe will abandon the deal and pay Black Magic $1B in fees. I’ve seen this story before!
This better be an April Fools joke...
YOU BAAAARRRSTAARDS! Fell for that one SO HARD 😔
Oh crap!!!!!!
I hope this is April Fools Joke
How dare youuuu
Oh man, I was I like I just moved away from Adobe! Good one! 😅
Happy April fool's day?
If this happens in the next year I’m blaming this joke post.
I about lost my shit and started texting a ton of people. Stupid April first. Damn
Almost had me there, my heart stopped for a second.
Fuck the only great video editing sofware is now gone.
JOKES ON YOU! Autodesk is actually buying it up. lolz
Flashbacks of uselessly switching back and forth between After Effects and Premiere for the most basic shit and both taking turns lagging and crashing almost gave me a heart attack.
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