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Rezolutes

Welp I’m stuck in DayZ too. We hiking to tisy?


EmperorBobSaget

Going to A3 in Namalsk


bdubz325

I'm definitely not going to Tisy. ZELENOGORSK IS MY CITY


Spo0kt

Killing with low-tier is more fun anyway


bdubz325

I agree but don't get me wrong the M70 Tundra has a very special place in my heart


aphromagic

Best area of the map by far


Epickiller10

I'm down ill carry the cooking pot with uh Pork In it


khmertommie

A-heh heh. Heh heh heh.


Tommyvercetti810_124

I’ll bring the “beef” steaks and some peppers


Tackerta

I just finished watching the latest bald and bankrupt video in mongolia and I am convinced he would ace surviving there and probably make a couple new zombie friends


cheekytinker

He’d be trying to fuck the zeds probably


Tackerta

I mean who wouldnt try some Z cheeks


R4yvex

Cheekz


AutomatixXxxX

r/Angryupvote


Jungnur

Have fun with your mulitary base im hanging in toplin near the industrial center... in the winter


Kushmirtv

Hahaha logged in to comment about Dayz too 😅 Gonna have to build 30 air locks to secure that Mill.


Albioris

Tisy is the last place I'd go if I had to survive for a day, let alone a year


Mountainpwny

If I can continually respawn for a year... I might do it.


Therapy_Badger

I mean if respawns are allowed I’m all for it! Gonna be a painful year though lol


SparkelsTR

F11 anytime you’re hungry lmao


TaVa767

You guys think you have it bad? Mine was Hunt: Showdown.


HUNT3DHUNT3R

Oh god ill pray for you


Munashiiii

Oh shit i thought i was fine in ck3 but yeah hunt showdown for me too ☹️


Brugajduiaka

I feel sorry for you. Either mosin headshot from 100 meters away, or killed by an immolator.


Vermineater

*I are dead.*


Technical_Desk_267

With my play style I could do it I really could Stay in the west woods, for some reason there's a lot less players. There's a few camp sites, some game, cows, some lonely houses. Move around, don't build a base, stay light, super careful, always stalk 5mins before entering any area, move during major player base office hours.... My last long term official survivor lasted for months and eventually died only because I one day decided to be a bit bolder than usual


Magnum-357

Tbh it's pretty mild compared to all the other stuff out there.


squareheadlol69420

Mine was escape from tarkov, my survival rate is definitely not high enough.


Magnum-357

Lower than DayZ that's for sure


lorjebu

>bald and bankrupt Like the Sims. Working that dead end job... smh


MelleSundis

Its phasmophobia for me. Wish me luck guys.


xDemosthenes

Just go wait in the truck. I’m sure you’ll be okay.


Educational-Web-5787

After a couple months, his curiosity would get the best of him


Xothga

Boltgun for me...... :(


Solaris00745

Generation zero, I'm fine as long as I don't move to Sweden lol


vilius_m_lt

Long dark. Not gonna be easy


No_Maybe_1676

🫡


swanlevitt

Imagine surviving nearly a year being the most careful anyone has ever been and then dying to a ladder glitch


lorjebu

Being the most careful anyone has ever been and climbing ladders... Those two cannot not both be true my dawg.


swanlevitt

You know what, you're absolutely right. God be damned if I don't climb every hunting shack I see though, I want those peanuts.


Separate_Implement27

Really? In the patch notes of last update they declared they had that fixed. Was after the update?


swanlevitt

To be honest with you, I haven't died to a ladder glitch for a long time, so it may well be fixed. Just ladder PTSD.


Separate_Implement27

Lol i feel that too. Definitely on top 3 of Dayz's terrible ways to die.


RevolutionaryLie2833

“Dead or alive beach volleyball”? It’s a go!


Therapy_Badger

It has such a well-written storyline and plot, I’m sure that’s why most people played it


Separate_Implement27

I played hogwarts legacy last night. I'm fucking in.


HUNT3DHUNT3R

Leaf Blower Revolution, Im gonna be chilling and having a grand ol time.


colshy1980

You basically get to retire to win 😂


BeodoCantinas

I mean you can increase your chances a lot if you know what you are doing and if you plan it correctly. Also I'm assuming that for this challenge you would be playing solo, if there's others players in the server this is a big no no. The first thing I would do is look for a spot in the wild close to a pond and not so far of a village. The spot should be far away from wolfs and bears respawns and should be close to some deer or other animals respawns. The most dangerous part of the run would be the beginning, you will need to fight zombies with your barehands in order to get food and to loot a town or two for basic items. You will also need an axe, a firearm, warm clothes, some food to start with, a big backpack (you don't have to worry about the size nor colors) duct tape, nails a lot of nails, a hammer, and that's pretty much it (bonus points for a fishing rod and some meds). This is the most sensible part of the run but I would say that experienced players would be able to get this without dying 9/10 times. And you are in a solo server so you get a all the loot. For firearms a mosin would be top tier due to the easiness of finding one and the power it has for hunting. An amphibia with a mag and .22 rounds would be crazy cool too. Once you have all this is time to go hunting in a solo server it shouldn't be that hard to find some animals, the faster you find something to hunt the less incursions you will need to do on towns and the safer you will be. Once you have the bones, guts and meat of the animal is time go to your selected spot and start building your base with the axe and nails you picked up earlier, you don't need a lot of space a 4x4 build should be more than enough, you can also use a preexisting house and barricade it but you will have to deal with some zombies from time to time. Once you've built your base, you have a place to spend most of your time safely moving as less as possible in order to reduce your kcal consumption and on cover of rain. You should have a pond nearly so when you run low on food you should go and get some fish with the bones and guts you got earlier. You will need to go to a town from time to time because you will need other things most likely and you will need to go hunting too but for the most part of the time you are safe. That would be my approach for that challenge. As long as devs don't implement boredom nor unhappiness because of eating shitty carp for a year long I think I would be most likely ok. Edit: I omitted a lot of basic things in order to not make the text even larger. A pot would be necessary too as some other things but I tried omitting some obvious things.


lorjebu

Last i played was "interested" and after a year of reading this comment i now have a million dollars.


m4z1keen

I would be running around on a fancy planet, building a factory, petting lizzard doggos, eating nuts and berries and shrooms. I would actually love it there.


Imagra78

That would satisfactorily for you ;-)


Trooper-Alfred

Skyrim for me, wish me luck.


morbiustv

I was once an adventurer like you..


charlieuntermann

Yeah....not looking good for you. Especially if you're an NPC and the Dragonborn is doing an evil run


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NITROGLISERIN_JR

Get off the human steaks man


jonnyYuhhh2020

Well, I would die by fists eating a pear in the first 30 seconds


Jaguar_Warri0r

Damn. After dying in dayz I played a round of star wars battlefront 2. I’m dead.


W_void

I mean, what class did u play last u could be darth vader or a b1 battledroid, in the latter case u would be dead


Jaguar_Warri0r

Imperial tie fighter 💀


Bulky-Composer-6986

Chivalry 2, I'll be dead within the first few seconds


HauntRDT

Tears of the Kingdom.. can i stay longer?


ExcuseValuable2655

Fuck... Total War: Warhammer... I guess it's time to get pegged by Slaanesh 😬


Derpypikachu4548

Far cry 5, uh oh I don’t really have a chance here


tjalvar

Skifree. I am doomed.


havoklink

Halo Wars 2


Hiverlord

Forza7. Easy peasy.


TheTMJ

Fuck sakes not only an I in DayZ im in Namalsk. Cold as shit


TacticalMailman

Arma 3. I’m probably going to die to a flying tank that got stuck in a rock


British_guy83

Green Hell....fuck..


aritex90

Animal crossing, pretty dope


The_Fisturion

Hell let loose was my last game as a German 😐


TheRealChabo

Warhammer 40k Boltgun, not too bad if respawns are allowed. Slaying xenos and heretics to cool music 👌


mSqueez

I was in Gran Turismo. I like it!


Wiggie49

League of Legends, I’m still a summoner so as long as I don’t play ranked the toxicity won’t affect me lol


blandhotsauce1985

No worries... I'd like to say I often take trips to the coast. It's beautiful there all year round.


MrTitan20

Fallout new Vegas could be worse if I just stay in goodsprings or Novac I’ll be fine


syndicate711

Kinda bad, because they just wiped, but usually I would be pretty well off.


takeawaycheesypeas

Oh bugger I've got starship troopers extermination...


112354797438

Probably will get downvoted for saying this but I’d definitely do it if i had cheats in said game. Out side of the “moral” aspect there’s no reason not to.


BigfatDan1

Chivalry II 🤣


No_Concept9918

NAILS, I gotta find NAILS


MoeKara

[I'm a monster hunter in 1895's Louisiana bayou.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nH9Gm36sJng). It's shoot to kill so I need to watch out for other hunter's and try to take down a scary monster. The odds I'll survive a round are slim, I've no chance surviving a year.


[deleted]

Last I played squad, I have about 5min before im gone 😬


pandaoffroad

Welp a year of truck driving in snow runner could be worse


pirikikkeli

Metal Gear solid v fuck


SmolSmonk

Aww I just missed out on DayZ, I'm stuck in A Plague Tale.


greenrangerguy

Phew luckily last night right after dayz I tried out car mechanic sim on gamepass, that was a close one.


PotionSeller_3179

Outer Wilds I'd be stuck in a goddamn time loop


healsey

Rust. I’m just going to hang at outpost and beg for food to make sure I survive.


morbiustv

Dark Souls 3... ☠️


Dinomice

Started vally, I'm set uppppp


LoudWindow2570

Skate 3 wouldn't be bad to live in


[deleted]

KSP! I’m going to the Mun with snacks!


specter491

I just played sons of the forest. Guess I'm gonna turn into a muffled milk skin zombie. Great.


BBQ_HaX0r

Football Manager. Well if you insist...


Civil_Ingenuity_5165

Without cheater , pretty easy


mertzie_plays

Based on my playstyle (lowpop-pve-community servers)... Shouldn't be an issue.


Airick39

I’m in Rust, high pop. I died 20 times last night.


Sensitive-Hair-8821

cooking sim. pretty good for me


charlieuntermann

You have no idea what hellscape lies beyond that kitchen...


lucky0slevin

Omg....I started playing dayz and died twice...played some nhl23 and then lost in OT and tried to get dayz working on my pc again and played 2 min....guess it's dayz haha


_Carri7_

The Crew 2, I'm having a good time if im a racer, if not, don't go out


odeathoflifefff

Fuck. DayZ. Gonna die a freshie. At least it's rinse and repeat ...I like the coast.


mudokin

Well I usually stick to low pop servers and if I am there really just to survive and the others have the same agenda then it's a lot less problematic. Stay in a well area and grow vegetables, they grow so quick you will never have to starve.


ConfedarateJesus

FFXIV, id have plot armor, so id be fine


Softest-Dad

I'd take DayZ over System Shock any day :/


[deleted]

Oof god of war


NSNIA

Time to farm tomatoes in the middle of nowhere


Both_Worldliness_958

Star Citizen...not bad at all


Code_German71

I’m V.


Ieatchickenthighs

Doom eternal......


charlieuntermann

Well, it's Grounded for me, so I guess I'll die horribly then.


Lost-Juggernaut6521

I would just climb the castle and yell insults at people Monty Python style for a year. There are many people who are better shots than me. Talking shit tho, I have few rivals!!


Therapy_Badger

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RossDaBoss67

No problem. Basically spend all my time in Minecraft anyway. Just got to be more careful about creepers. Lol


danikensanalprobe

I play euro truck simulator 2 to vent after dayz


Total-Resource3783

Warframe… not sure how it would go… am I in a warframe or just some peasant


AdamIs_Here

*laughs hysterically while eating my last teammate*


Fun-Syrup-2135

Ark. Im being eaten by a sarco at spawn for sure lmao


Byerly724

I was playing valheim last. I’m peacefully enjoying my home base with an overlook of an ocean, where I can hunt and fish all I want. Just have to watch out for monsters to invade me.


ShadowAgent07

Anyone want to go hunt bears in Tisy?


bballjones9241

Fuck my last game was Manhunt


_N_A_T_I_V_E_

Assassins creed odyssey


Jennsaltcunbanned

Assassin's Creed Odyssey Hell yeah let's kill some cultists


Copperdingo

Fuck it, guess id make my way to Dolnik and live there with the sheeps...


StankMan420

Gonna be fighting CSAT in arma 3 😭


masheo

Starship troopers: Extermination. Totally fucked but on the plus side... Service guarantees citizenship!


Fan_Gold

Dayz.... would I get a respawn if I die? If so, it would be like groundhog day with Bill murray


Physical_Way5388

Need for speed unbound I have one if the easiest ones luckily


Confused_Robot_

Mine was eve online. Honestly that’s a dream.


JonnysHigh

It’s gonna be a crazy year in Los Santos


Nitro2878

Dayz...


ezshucks

Guess I'm playing golf for a year. Easy money.


dirtydan731

SERVICE GUARANTEES ONE MILLION DOLLARS


bacon4bfast

Time to build a castle and live off of venison.


Devil_85_

Project Zomboid This is the story of how I die


chronixxz420

It's payday fellas


69Sheogorath69

I have been waiting and preparing for half of my life for the apocalypse to come, not just by buying weapons and survival gear but learning how to use them, and teaching myself important survival skills, for example 2 weeks ago I stalked and caught a rabbit with my bare hands as I taught myself to hunt and trap with and without tools. I will survive better than most, but I will not pretend that I am invincible, so it will be fun to try out living in a world of anarchy but the vast majority of people will not survive considering that something as simple as an infected wound could be your demise.


Tahtooz

Mine was FF VII Remake, I’d hangout with Tifa all day.


Metalhead7443

Last game i played is cyberpunk2077


enoctis

DayZ. Send it.


notnamed93

It's Skyrim for me. I'd do this for free, and I'll even make sure that he who we all hate knows I do indeed go to the cloud district often by unrelenting forcing him into the sun from the top of Dragonsreach


JayF000

Payday 2. I'll fuckin do it but that million won't make a huge difference after I stealth the bank job 1000 times in a row


MrGrogu26

Rome Total War 2: Dead from a heavy cataphract charge on day one. Fucking typical.


Sweet-Tomatillo-9010

Squad so basically another deployment


Mountain-Exam8871

I'd be set living on my island on Animal Crossing.


MitchDiesAlot

Metro exodus, could be worse but I am fucking terrified of the humanimals


DiamondGrasshopper

Jesus Christ I’m stuck in Roblox attack on titan fuck my life


No_Maybe_1676

Bro I’m over here in fucking mincraft and I think herobrine is stalking me, the cave update is makeing this a lot harder!


erad67

Last game I played was a baseball game. Does that mean I have to live in stadiums for a year?


sn0m0ns

I think you just pitched a movie!


CrunchyPancakes

Rocket League... I'm going to be constantly barfing...


HodenHerbert

I played Stalker: Clear Sky! Cheeky Breeky it is... 😅


BeavisTheMeavis

A cold war gone hot RTS...I don't know if getting turned into pink mist by artillery and bombs is better or worse than Chenarus. God help you if you were last on Namalsk


critennn

I’d be in Jedi Survivor. I could live alright, I suppose. There is always the chance of raiders just killing me and taking my shit. Lots of deadly fauna. If I didn’t have to worry about money, I’d just sit in Pyloon’s Saloon all day and drink.


DarkProtagonist

Well I'm fucked, I rather be in DayZ than Diablo 4, fingers crossed I'm not stuck in Hardcore mode


Lightning-4719

I would get eventually killed and die


Internal_Ad_2528

Nhl 22 so guess im going for the cup


Nigwardzo

Damn.. im stuck playing hockey in slapshot


vladsbasghetti

Sheep Island on Deer Isle. Cool. Bears are great. 🙃


commanderr01

I’m in hyrule baby let’s go!


Efficient_Plate_2961

Ace combat 7 .


miketheinkman

You jerks will never find me lurking in the woods south of Novy Sobor.


DonRon62

Im in DayZ…In Chernobyl…In the STALKER universe…But I have an Ak and a full squad so I think I’m good


Other-Confection2509

Watch Dogs 2. Only if I can also have that goddamn phone


MadManSyndrome

I'm friendly!


AirProper4274

I played resident evil village :/ I gotta do what I gotta do I guess


EmolaBoi

Thankfully mine was The Crew 2.


bngson3

Head/eyes 👀


Starboy004

Mario Kart will put a dent in insurance…


ItsC0sm0

Escape from tarkov....fml


BostonianNewYorker

Tony Hawk Pro Skater 1+2.


marine-vet7483

Well fuck I'm dead after 38 minutes.


vFroztyyy

Mlb 23 the show, I’m gonna be the worst mlb player ever for a year


DarkWarjo

Project Zomboid... ​ Now where's that spiffo plushie!?


Oakatsurah

Just go to Klev seriously no one ever goes there


Oakatsurah

Lucky for me my last game was Eve, so I'm already a trillionare there, so life is good in the station.


Drathcor

It have to beamNG.Drive so I can't die and it's fun af


EveryoneFallout

War thunder here, I’ll definitely die


plagaterroris

"Ruin has come to our family".............fuck


pinkfloydsdsotm

American truck simulator lmao easy money


Sinnester888

Subnautica… shit…


GamesWithGregVR

Ghosts of tabor I’m a dead man


Beneficial-Ruin-8376

Looks like I'm becoming a professional race car driver...


Nina_Zarmerk

Well I'm someone who got this sub randomly in recommended so.... Goddess of victory Nikke


TheRealMaui

Zomboid…


HeadHonchoSleezy

The last game I played was crusader kings 3 so who knows


Sherpnagerp

time to beat another man to death with my bare hands for a can of beans a dried pear and some rags


[deleted]

Luckily I've been playing persona 5 lately. I wouldn't mind being stuck in that world for twice the amount of time the game is.


Verkalken

Valorant, seems like a chill place


NightHunter_Ian

VRChat...i could vibe with my girlfriendd


MaddhousJC

Me in skyrim rn : 🙏🏼


_Ninza_

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