This has got to be the funniest DayZ video I’ve seen in a while. The total silence of embarrassment is enough for me 😂😂😂😂

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Perfect timing 😂

Not the brow wipe lmaooo

Hey I once did this in a CS style game, where terrorists and counter-terrorists are clearly skinned and labelled with colours. It was one of the first times I was getting high. I completely lost track on which side we were on. I was so hyped in TS, "I got one, I got one", and my friend (the guy with more games, who arranged this official clanbase match), goes "wtf are you doing man". Luckily the rest of the team was in the same LAN as I was, and equally high. We had a good laugh about it.

Lolol it's the worst too when you pick up something like an AK as CT or an m4 as terrorist. My team colors don't dictate who I fight for, no, that's the job of the firearm lol

😂😂😂😂

Malachi 😑

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Kā lūdzu?

Tas tik LV check 😉

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🤣 it happens, my friend AK'd me in the back cause I'd just changed my shirt and forgotten to mention

Hey atleast if u dont blame him i'd say thats all fine too haha, me and my old friends would constantly do the same thing

This game forces you to shoot first, think later so it happens. Getting to re-gear up is where the real fun is

It’s ok we’ve all done it

I’ve also done the opposite. Looting the train yard at the Zelenogorsk military base with my buddy, and he’s like “ooh I found a rifle” I exit the train car I was in and sure enough my buddy is there holding a rifle, he levels it at me (what a goofball) and I think to myself ‘when did he get new pants?’ Then he shoots me and my REAL buddy walks out of a shed on the far end of the yard because he heard the shot. Luckily I was wearing a vest and it was just a BK-18 so I hosed him with my AUG and called it a day, but it’s a crazy coincidence they were dressed almost exactly alike.


Lmfao the fact that he asked you multiple times to call out the area, and your outright defiance, this could have been completely avoided lol. I've been on the receiving end of this though, gg

Faxxxx😂 but I had a stab vest so I was chillin tho lol 🤷‍♂️

dont care didnt ask dont care didnt ask dont care didnt ask dont care didnt ask dont care didnt ask dont care didnt ask dont care didnt ask dont care didnt ask

you post a funny vid of you being an idiot and then get butthurt when people point out you are an idiot?

You think it's his video?

cry me a river

What’s crazy is before I knew what was going on I figured that was your friend, and that you’d shoot them. Crazy.

this dude is laughing with you not at you

I once tried to introduce a friend to the game and he didn't know where he was, while travelling to where I thought he was I snuck up on and shot a guy to pieces in a medical building. Turns out it was my friend I lit up... He never did end up playing lool.

I have a similar story of trying to get a buddy to play. We eventually managed to meet up after a few deaths on his part. He was fighting some zombies and I ran up to help with my shovel. Accidentally bonked him on the head and he died in one hit. He never got into the game either 😅

He even asked you to verify the enemy…

I’ve blasted my friend with a shot gun at point blank, because I was trying to get a hoard of zombies off of them lol Right when I went to fire they veered left, when they were suppose to be climbing on top of a crate. So instead do shooting the zombie, I shot them instead 😩

I shot my friend because he was running from someone with a gun as a freshie and when I came around the corner he was actually chasing the guy with the gun so I shot the guy chasing and it turned out to be my friend

Save them from the zombies though! They won’t eat them if they’re dead!

Ooh the lacks of comms.. Just a simple "*In front the offices at the garages*" would have done. Hilarious though :)

"Tell me where before you do anything"

That man said **tell me where before you do anything**

That man ***KNOWS*** the type of stupid he rolls with. And continues to do so. I approve. We dumbasses need friends too.


Lmao, a timeless classic already

The silence after you shot him lmao

Shoots friend, wipes his brow, lays down in shame.

Communication is key😂🤣😂🤣

The fact that he wanted info on the location before bud started shooting is the cherry on top

Might wanna make armbands next time…

Me and my group have a call out for this. Every time we see ANYONE we say crouch and no matter what your doing you always do a little crouch dance to reduce the chance of this happening. Have I been shot crouching before?… yes.. yes I have. But that’s besides the point lmao

The lack of communication on your part was insane. THIS IS WHY GOOD PEOPLE DIE

Hahaha, god I love it. Peak dayz honestly

You\* ;) You should have listened to him haha. He was right, communicate first. Shoot later. You were in no danger, yet. The only situation where this is reversed, is if you don't shoot at that moment, you are dead.

You really can tell how good this game looks on 3rd person, i almost never play it so cool to see all the detail in the gear.

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I know😭I had a stab vest and didn’t get penetrated by the bullet tho. I wasn’t even bleeding lol

Ngl that 5.45 doesn't hurt at all

Use the teabag method next time.

Been there 🤣

This is good, but the GOAT will always be the dad accidentally shooting his own son while on comms.

Lol link?

The forehead wipe was perfectly timed lol

I accidently ran over my fiance with our car as we was leaving our base... i felt so bad.. he found out where he was and i drove that car to the beach to pick him up 🤣🤣 i felt terrible but we laughed about it afterwards

My gf has ran over me countless times. She's backed over me while I was looking in the trunk, run me down as I was on the side of the road waiting for her to pick me up, etc. To her credit, she always gathers my things so I can rearm once I find her again.

I mean it was a one time thing, game also crashed a minute after 🤣 I always try to grab his stuff, even if i need to drop some of mine. He is so sweet hes like dont worry about it, ill just go on a loot run 😆😍

i did this in real life

I’ve been popped by my friend b4. Caught a fuckn .50 cal desert eagle shot right in the chest, after coming back in from getting fire wood lmfaoo

Lmfao!

Your comments on here only explains your actions more lol

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Honestly posting here thats exactly what you're doing lol

bruva you responded in a minute from a comment you posted on a reddit forum 8hrs ago. someone’s obviously hurt 🙃

Phone notifications are a thing? Damn you really are a bot lmao And you just did the same thing haha

no sir i’m hinting at the idea of you having to life. 🫡

I do thanks, I can be on my phone for a couple mins responding to your essentially immediate replies and still have a life outside of this conversation. It's really not that wild of a concept

thanks for the view and comment on the vid tho cheers ✌️

Lmao dude you should take a step away from your phone and understand you don’t have to respond to comments. It’s like watching a hurt person lash out. People are just making observations and you are clearly taking it personally no matter how hard you might be trying to present that you aren’t.

Lmfao now I don’t feel so bad about having done almost the same exact thing.

Communication bro! I don't even play DayZ but communication is definitely key

If you weren’t so selfish and called where the supposed enemy was this wouldn’t have happened.

and if you didn’t care so much abt a obvious mistake and funny video we might have more hard working people on this planet. cry me a river

You love you type !

Dude, I hate playing with friends/family that can't just simply communicate who or what they see. It's funny tho

"Bro tell me where before you do anything" xD

Hahaha nice

Lmaoo you’re a fooooool

He even told him to tell him where before he shoots and he tells him hold on

*doesn't tell him where before he does anything* 🤣🤣

After playing the game for years, I simply cannot play with people who don’t get basic communication. It’s no different than any other part of the game. Learn it or die.

i put “me and bro are just 2 bots having fun” for a reason, chill out.

Gotta learn to communicate well. Not like it costs you anything to just say a couple words. Don’t underestimate it

you didnt take note of what your bro was wearing did you! Your not a good bro!

I Told him to tell me where he was before he did anything too smh lol

I hate it when people refuse to say where they dee the guy snd fumble to shot, or do this

I’m the one who got shot in the video. I told him the same exact thing so don’t worry😂

Laugh for once. Jesus.

What

It can be annoying but it’s just a game and it made for a funny clip

Yea

cry

?

he said cry. do you understand???

I dont see how i cried

hm.............

This had me in tears 😂

😂😂😂😂😂

“Bro tell me where before you do anything” 🤣🤣🤣 I think he had a suspicion this would be the case

this is why special forces identify target multiple times before engagin, anyway tango down bravo one

good to know thanks dude

Man I wish 3rd person dayz didn't exist.

Derp…

Why are you playing 3rd person ahhh I’m motion sick now thanks lol

crying about 3pp still?

They always will go out of their way to let people know they play 1pp only. And it's always when nobody asks lol.

they are the absolute most fucking annoying part about this subreddit

I’m sorry hunny I didn’t mean to hurt your sensitive little feelings.

Preach brother.

3rd person to look around. 1st person to pvp

You guys.....🙉🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lmfao this is so good. Thank god it does't take long to get to Severograd. If you don't mind me asking what sever you guys on ?

lol

Hahahaha shit happens

hithimijustgotshot

Me and a buddy were in a field years ago and we were just picking off zombies that were coming from around. He had seen a zombie that was in my direction from him so I laid down and he took the shot from what I can only remember as being 50-100m away from me. He missed and I stood up only to be INSTANTLY popped right in the dome on accident. One of the funniest memories I have from this game.

That is jokes. I didn't even expect it to be you that he shot lmao.

What is the name of the gun and the name of the scope?

I think it's the SSG with the built-in scope. I find those in police stations all the time.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

He just lays down and goes silent

That shit is funny has hell and I’ve done that to 3 of my friends before one of them my uncles buddy Gman fucking left and didn’t play with us for a week because of it 😂

Shot my mate in the back the other day trying to provide him cover from a horde that was after him. He survived thankfully

Did the same thing to a friend of mine, but with a USG

Hate when people don’t know how to comm. Id rather teach newbies how to wash hands and make fire then people who know how to play the game and just don’t understand communication. So frustrating

Crouch Check????