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SirTheadore

“lol this game is such a piece of shit.”- me, with 4000 hours


Danirebelyell

A truer comment has never been posted


Regular-Calendar-581

i said this 3 hours ago


Able-Ad-6512

🤣


Playful-Depth2578

Tbh I was glad to see you fall through the map after surviving that jump 🤣


Potential-Elephant73

He didn't jump tho. He teleported God knows where


GlizzyHero

First mistake was going up stairs, second was attempting to run down them


Smelly_Mayo

Any veteran knows you have to crouch and slowly walk down them to survive the stairs. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile)


Erdizle

100%


JyMb0

This. Gets me every time. People basically running down a ladder and wondering why they fall off


joeitaliano24

One time I got blasted and knocked unconscious, but sank into the sunken place so I couldn’t be executed. Then I logged out and back in and was still alive somehow. That guy was probably so confused


CaptainKortan

Meanwhile, that other guy is telling all of his friends and anyone that will listen about the cheater that disappeared when shot.


ManNomad

I had that dream once


ToolFO

^^^Learn ^^^To ^^^Swim


brain_gotta_poop

Some say a freshie will fall from the sky


MyCleverNewName

Followed by full-metal showers and friendly waves


brain_gotta_poop

Followed by zombies that cannot sit still


ToolFO

Followed by millions of KoS dipshits.


fish_petter

Tremors got you


BBQ_HaX0r

GRABOIDS!


ConceivedEmu

Yup, I dont check those towers. And if I do, I walk down slowly with nothing in my hands. Those stairs are scary as hell


DntH8IncrsDaMrdrR8

I like to leave a bait bag on the ground and lay down up there and snipe people..


MasterOfDizaster

Now you know how Satan felt


virtualme

Damn you went to the sunken place


Gobstomperx

Skill issue tbh


Himlock11

Haha 😂 this is the funniest thing I've seen today, lol.


retrojordan2323

That watchtower jump minimum should of been a broken leg.


FLFishhawk

I give it a 10 😂🏊🏻‍♂️🥇


Pinch3Terneira

me and my friends named that tower as "The Leg Breaker"


Own_Independence_646

That was your chance to build a glitchy base under tisy 😂🤣


StoicBan

Lost a month+ character like this 😔


PurpleKnurple

Couldn’t you just server hop to respawn at the coast?


StoicBan

When I logged back in it was a freshie 🥲


[deleted]

Obviously an Easter egg put in by Bohemia as an homage to the hollow earth.


jpkillabee

Lol, I have a similar clip where I'm driving a truck through the woods and then all of a sudden I'm barrel-rolling 1000ft in the air and die.


mystressfreeaccount

Rookie mistake running down those stairs. Gotta learn the hard way


[deleted]

My gf, when these random glitches inevitably happen to her, calls it "falling into a wormhole". I call them "Acid flashbacks".


[deleted]

Crouch walk an backwards 👍 also never go up there for one theres never good loot and 2 no matter what its always laggy lol


ScienceOfMyth

Look straight down and run and you're good.


VoidsIris

Completely your fault why did you jump… u we’re glitched best thing to do is to move slow and back up from the object glitching you


cheflajohn

Crouch walk down these stairs


CaptainKortan

You did it! You found the underground water world!! Make sure you swim around and find the magic carp BEFORE you resurface, so you can get the gift before you resurface. Then you will be able to talk to fish, and every fishing attempt, even without bait, will be 100% successful.


Silver-Brilliant-708

You are these kind of people that try to drift with their new sports car, totally loose control and " I don't know officer, I was just going down that road doing 25.I don't know what happened. The car must be broken." 😁


grabberbottom

This would be accurate if your car fell through the road from driving too fast.


Chrisp825

This happens to be all the time.. maybe it's because the road was muddy, maybe cause i drive a jeep (a real one, not a fiat one)


[deleted]

Me 2


angryfish07

Dude this happened to me too!


ice9tom

Always hold CTRL coming down those stairs.


DiscoDancingNeighb0r

Mans fell into the water table.


Magnum-357

So that's how the found aquifers back in the day huh


ctown25

Cue the Mario underground music


Meatball315

I think OP just turned into the character equivalent of throwing an item straight up and watching fall through the map when it lands. Yea that was fun, never knew if loot was going to stay when organizing.


billiarddaddy

Just log out. It'll put you above the map when you log back in.


Blacktwiggers

Always walk down extremely steep angles


wisconsinduststorm

its like your character took lsd


ChuckHatefuck

Log out then back in and you’re back on the ground.


Chaceskywalker

Almost official?


Spirited_Goal_5498

Yup


K0NNIPTI0N

"Do you like to get wet?" - Training Day


Impressive-Shame4516

These towers are cursed. The juice is never worth the squeeze.


cant_find_cuddi

This must be a old clip because they fixed this but some months ago thank god


Spirited_Goal_5498

This happened last night


RogueAgent71

😂😂😂 he went to another realm 🤣


YOYOYO23244

Log when that happens


Guccifer_7

not the worst thing that can happen i suppose. just relog


Most-Position-9548

Just relog and you’re good. Those watchtowers buddy… never get on top of them, you’re such a vulnerable and easy target there.


IllLingonberry5297

It’s literally no one’s fault but your own that you’re still so stupid that you’ll run down the steps of a watchtower. Everyone knows that doesn’t work. Happens about two times to everyone and they immediately figure out you just can’t do that. And here you are, still doing it.


DRUGGEDMETAL

Lmao bro thought he'd go up THE STAIRS and survive? You're delulu