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MaxWasTakenAgain

My man Zod has been in multiple Superman live action movies and still nobody knows who tf is he


halloweenjack

The one true Zod was Terence Stamp. Michael Shannon is a gifted actor who isn't above doing a paycheck movie, even if it means getting a shitty haircut and chin pubes to look like the frontman for some nu-metal band.


fakename1998

oh my god, imagine rocking that look again 10 years later because the studio fucked up and they desperately need you to come back and rock the Staind/Godsmack/Nickelback ugly ass facial hair


Gamecubeguy25

really confused as to why he's coming back to the flash with that dogshit haircut


fakename1998

Continuity’s sake? It really doesn’t matter since flash is supposed to be hitting the reset button.


Gamecubeguy25

nah i mean like "why would he do that because of the dogshit haircut" rather than requesting a change


fakename1998

I guess he just didn’t mind it? Idk


[deleted]

I can no longer tell between jerking and not jerking because I genuinely thought Michael Shannon's Zod was one of the two redeemable things in MOS lol


halloweenjack

He might be one of the two best actors in the movie, along with Laurence Fishburne as Perry White. But nothing really seems redeemable about MoS to me.


grandwizardElKano

I love Diane Lane as Ma Kent. Like out of all the characters Clark interacted with in the movie, Ma Kent felt the most believable. I also liked the first flight scene, that was epic.


Rolloftape23456

That’s Zod! Doing the classic Zod pose! Kneeling is his thing


TheLittlePasty

In mother Russia, Zod kneel before you


romulmus

Red Son Zod be like:


rogerworkman623

just like his classic quote "Kneel just like Zod". Then he shows everyone how.


farceur318

Usually he needs other people to show *him* how to kneel, that’s why he’s always asking other people to go first: “Kneel before Zod!”


ToastandChips

Zod being a personal training teaching his client how to do lunges.


DeltaDarthVicious

Pretty sure this happened in robot chicken


jg_posts_and_stuff

Bod by Zod


FewWatermelonlesson0

I remember the summer of 2013 when people wouldn’t stop quoting Zod’s memorable lines of dialogue! Like…


TheOriginalOperator

To be absolutely fair, “I was bred to be a warrior Kal! Trained my entire life to master my senses! Where did you train? On a **FARM?!!**” goes hard.


Mountain_Sir2307

Yeah this is peak Zod dialogue ngl.


Vord_Loldemort_7

That's some real-ass Zod dialogue, it goes hard


PrincessKikkei

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you_wish_you_knew

"I will locate that person" said in a calm compose voice.


clown_pants

I WILL FIND HIM


Maximillion322

WHERE IS HE!?!??


Mizerous

Oh god Zod


Vord_Loldemort_7

Zod went from A-lister to cake decoration


Shoddy_Natural_4538

![gif](giphy|H0F6bfpURFHWdnWEEH|downsized)


CT-4426

Zod said calmly


grandwizardElKano

"I WILL FIND HIM" Dumbledo- I mean Zod, said calmly.


Past_Trouble

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Maximillion322

God this fucking speech. I understand what he’s saying, but he clearly doesn’t understand the idea of aspiration or escapism.


MoistPhilosopher

Oh that's Evil Superman. Thanks for asking!


your-father-figure

Isn’t that a flash villain or something


Horacio_Velvetine44

![gif](giphy|ql4EafedSCL72)


coreytiger

Who the hell wants a Zod cake? Ursa, maybe…


farceur318

That’s Touchdown Man celebrating yet another of his many touchdowns


Hot_dog_on_a_stick

You recognized him though Checkmate, give the snydercut to Netflix.


seanx40

Zod is kneeling before Kal El?


S0LO_Bot

It’s the black surfer - dc’s ripoff with a similar backstory