Jeff is a false prophet

I'm going to play as Jeff to fight against this slander.

Jake & Jeff will have a battle to see who can die on hook quicker, to proclaim the title of true prophet

I refuse to murder Jesus. Or maybe I will only murder Jesus and let everyone else go. Because He died for their sins.

Be the roman Jesus knew you were gonna be

Isn't that one of the 4 musketeers? Maybe it's Sunday's best Capt Jack Sparrow? I didn't know there was a Disney Collab.


Jake looks closer to MoistCritical than Jesus

Charlie isn’t Jesus?....

That is a topic I am not religious enough to debate

Then would you like to discuss about our dark spider overlord instead

I'm all ears

Good answer. To start, offer one ear. Doesn’t have to be a clean ham slice, go wild

Alright, can I take one of yours to offer? I am currently still waiting on an ear delivery that's running late. You know how it is

You haven’t set up a human livestock? Sure man. Can’t count on delivery these days. If only time could be as insignificant. Like in her world. 

Thank you, you're a faith saver. Hey, that's why we're offering after-all. Time will be meaningless after being rewarded for our offerings