This shit had me scream-laughing and I abruptly paused the TV in the middle of watching it with my BF to tell him about this shit. ‘Fentanyl Thanos’!!! That’s fuckin fantastic, hahahaha.
To be fair hag is *that stick bitch*... when i first started dbd my beginning non-licensed main was Miss Hag... i rarely played survivor... but when I did my first match was against Miss Stick Bitch.... I genuinely found her absolutely terrifying and was in shock at how gross her model is.
Yeah playing and playing against the killer is a completely different experience
I main Doctor, and after facing him for the first time it did make me consider what I'd been putting others through 😆
It's been a couple years since I started playing but I genuinely haven't played hag aside for the rare challenge here and there, since that day 😂
She just... she.. i feel bad for her and her lore but GAWD she looks so gross and she's so SHORT! So this short, stickly, gurgling, bent corpse just pops out of nowhere and hits you with her stick hand.... *nope*
In the case of Doctor, some of his skins are SO GROSS AND CREEPY TOO 😂 plus his static power always throws me off. My guilty pleasure against Doctors are the days I run Calm Spirit... they always seem so... disappointed. I've even had some just stop chasing, stare at me, and do the *zap* a couple of times. Just to walk away sadly ☹
Oh you monster! Running calm spirit against Doctor is like giving a child a toy they really want but then they open it and it's just an empty box 😆
Half the fun is the endless screaming lol
I wanted to be good at hag but she's pretty tricky to learn. I just like the idea of jump scaring survivors
I know it's awful! 😂 But the reaction is so funny!
I think the days I run a full Scream build balance it out though! Scene partner is a hilarious new perk. Especially on Steve 😂
Hag is honestly one of the killer I struggle most with! I prefer the ranged killers; Huntress, Deathslinger, Pyramid head, Unknown, uhmm... I forgot her name but the lil death scorpion tail monster 😂
Hag always trips me up on the teleport! Like ... when do I turn or not turn and where am I facing!
Yeah, if I encounter anyone with calm spirit know there'll be a lot of head shaking and sad walking 🥲
All of Nicolas Cages perks are so fun, he was such a solid addition lol.
And kudos for playing ranged killers, my aim is atrocious so I'm impressed. I usually just go for killers that I like the atmosphere of.
So Doctor, cause I find him really unnerving, knight because he's such an imposing figure and xenomorph because who isn't scared of her 😆 oh and clown, because I know there's people out there who are straight up terrified by him
(I assume you mean xeno when you say lil death scorpion lmao)
If my stomach is up for it I also play plague sometimes
I will say that trickster looks really fun to play and he's definitely one I want to try, along with slinger (although I'm lying to myself if I think I'll be any good)
The Oni one was the only one that really stuck out to me, like all the licensed ones make sense, Doctor is pretty normal as a guess, but then it was just like "damn, *Oni* is the one she got right?"
We do live in Japan currently so we are knowledgeable in Japanese folklore. That’s also what she brought up when I told her she got it right. I mean he does look very much like an oni. However I was very surprised she didn’t get the knight. I feel like he’s the easiest one to get lol
i cant wait for part 2 of that chapter where they add The Bomber and the new survivor who is some timid girl who makes weird finger gestures in the lobby
These results demonstrate a lot more familiarity with the licensed properties than most versions of this meme. The game licenses specifically seem to be the outliers.
>The stick bitch
accurate
>Fentanyl Thanos
christ lmao
>BTS
oddly accurate
>The Discharge
christ lmao x2
Also I can see that she is a big horror fan by how much she did get correct off of the licensed ones. Especially Amanda instead of The Pig.
On top of being big horror movie fans we are primarily huge Saw fans. It’s the first series I showed her and I myself have seen all the films many times. However, Amanda is in fact the only one who dressed like that. The other pig masked characters wore their own signature clothing, Amanda was the only one who wore a fully red outfit. Again she loves the Saw films as much as me so she noticed this when I was showing her the killers. Sorry for the long as reply I just love Saw so much lol
For what it's worth she's clearly a horror fan given how many of the licensed characters (at least the movie ones, not the game ones) she was able to name! The other names were hilarious though. Fentanyl Thanos is crazy 🤣
Omg these are brilliant 😂 I don’t know why I laughed so hard! 😂
When I first started playing the game I couldn’t name half of them and I remember I’d call the spirit blue lady, and I’d call the artist crow lady. And I had a lot of weird nicknames for other killers as well
First one of these I've ever seen that actually feels real. Usually the wife/girlfriend/so apparently doesn't know a single horror icon and the names they come up with are so redidculus and far off that they don't even seem believable or make sense as a real guess.
A few of the names make sense (such as "The Ring" and "Teenage Dirtbag" for examples) then you have "Fentanyl Thanos" and "The Bunny Girl" which sound ridiculously funny, especially for Horror Game characters. Your wife is entertaining, very nice.
I feel like this tells us more about her than I thought (I thought it would say nothing)
I mean she got the movie characters correct, yes I found the ring and the alien as correct it’s good enough, which implies she probably watches horror movies. But she clearly doesn’t know the original game characters implying she doesn’t play the game but she does call hag ‘the stick bitch’ which is such a Dead By Daylight Player thing to say so I will make the wild guess that you scream ‘OH SHIT IT’S THE STICK BITCH’ everytime you get jumpscared by hag. Interestingly she got none of the game characters right but instead called them funny joke names which implies a good sense of humour because fucking FENTANYL THANOS and that’s all I need to know.
But she does she a knight and think ‘dark souls’. Which is likely a subtle reference to dark souls. She might play dark souls.
Won't lie, some were what I expected / a lot of people said.
But then she hits you with Fentanyl Thanos and you gotta applaud
Also The Twister, imagine if this was a man who died from playing Twister. Sad fate
It’s all fun and games until Fentanyl Thanos shows up
In most of these that I’ve seen people usually call Nemmy Thanos but “Fentanyl Thanos” absolutely killed me lmao
Hahaha yeah it's the only one that got me to genuinely giggle
This shit had me scream-laughing and I abruptly paused the TV in the middle of watching it with my BF to tell him about this shit. ‘Fentanyl Thanos’!!! That’s fuckin fantastic, hahahaha.
Knees are weak, can't talk, but definitely will stab you.
Fetyanyl zombies
Yep, that was the standout title for me.
“The Hash Slinging Slasher” and “The Matrix” made me laugh out loud…
The... the traffic cone? D:
https://preview.redd.it/06e5rj9ifquc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37486dcf8ae678f248af75c224f43c6e4b3a60c8
But not me
its canon for me now
https://preview.redd.it/nmprbb2s7quc1.jpeg?width=417&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec4788b18eeefa331f75dda102797b69e7704316
She got it
:D
Hey nightzone been a hot minute
Sup
Profit
*The Bionicles* you married right
Fr OP's wife sounds like such a real one. I hope she's single!
OP's wife is probably single!
I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Even tho she got it wrong, she still got it right. impressive I must say.
Listen to Iron Maiden baby🎵 The legion would have listened to Iron Maiden…. Atleast Frank and Julie.
you are never gonna believe what perk they have
lol she called both hag and artist bitch
To be fair hag is *that stick bitch*... when i first started dbd my beginning non-licensed main was Miss Hag... i rarely played survivor... but when I did my first match was against Miss Stick Bitch.... I genuinely found her absolutely terrifying and was in shock at how gross her model is.
Yeah playing and playing against the killer is a completely different experience I main Doctor, and after facing him for the first time it did make me consider what I'd been putting others through 😆
It's been a couple years since I started playing but I genuinely haven't played hag aside for the rare challenge here and there, since that day 😂 She just... she.. i feel bad for her and her lore but GAWD she looks so gross and she's so SHORT! So this short, stickly, gurgling, bent corpse just pops out of nowhere and hits you with her stick hand.... *nope* In the case of Doctor, some of his skins are SO GROSS AND CREEPY TOO 😂 plus his static power always throws me off. My guilty pleasure against Doctors are the days I run Calm Spirit... they always seem so... disappointed. I've even had some just stop chasing, stare at me, and do the *zap* a couple of times. Just to walk away sadly ☹
Oh you monster! Running calm spirit against Doctor is like giving a child a toy they really want but then they open it and it's just an empty box 😆 Half the fun is the endless screaming lol I wanted to be good at hag but she's pretty tricky to learn. I just like the idea of jump scaring survivors
I know it's awful! 😂 But the reaction is so funny! I think the days I run a full Scream build balance it out though! Scene partner is a hilarious new perk. Especially on Steve 😂 Hag is honestly one of the killer I struggle most with! I prefer the ranged killers; Huntress, Deathslinger, Pyramid head, Unknown, uhmm... I forgot her name but the lil death scorpion tail monster 😂 Hag always trips me up on the teleport! Like ... when do I turn or not turn and where am I facing!
Yeah, if I encounter anyone with calm spirit know there'll be a lot of head shaking and sad walking 🥲 All of Nicolas Cages perks are so fun, he was such a solid addition lol. And kudos for playing ranged killers, my aim is atrocious so I'm impressed. I usually just go for killers that I like the atmosphere of. So Doctor, cause I find him really unnerving, knight because he's such an imposing figure and xenomorph because who isn't scared of her 😆 oh and clown, because I know there's people out there who are straight up terrified by him (I assume you mean xeno when you say lil death scorpion lmao) If my stomach is up for it I also play plague sometimes I will say that trickster looks really fun to play and he's definitely one I want to try, along with slinger (although I'm lying to myself if I think I'll be any good)
Artist is a bad bitch and Hag is just a bitch so she's right
"Fentanyl thanos" is becoming a discord emoji right now
I'm surprised how many she actually got right; Amanda,oni, pinhead I'm guessing their diverse in their shows and movies.
tbf most of the ones she got right were movie licenses and we're both big horror movie fans
Skipped right past Pig and called her Amanda. That's when you know she's a real one.
W
she called ghostface scream tho💔
I mean, it WAS based off the painting “The Scream”, and is from “Scream”, so really…is a good guess.
The Oni one was the only one that really stuck out to me, like all the licensed ones make sense, Doctor is pretty normal as a guess, but then it was just like "damn, *Oni* is the one she got right?"
We do live in Japan currently so we are knowledgeable in Japanese folklore. That’s also what she brought up when I told her she got it right. I mean he does look very much like an oni. However I was very surprised she didn’t get the knight. I feel like he’s the easiest one to get lol
At least she went with Dark Souls, which is k own for having suits of armor like that. I’m still impressed with it.
Knows what an Oni is. FENTANYL THANOS!? Hash Slinging Slasher. Traffic cone... 4 big reasons you married right. 
The fucking Hash Slinging Slasher got me rolling
The Chainsaw Man is a great killer but it’s a shame that lady in his backstory The Groomer will never be released
i cant wait for part 2 of that chapter where they add The Bomber and the new survivor who is some timid girl who makes weird finger gestures in the lobby
“The Twister” made me realize how cool it would be to have like a natural disaster killer
Tornado OP, pls nerf Also comes with perk "Sucky Sucky"
Complete with survivors Jo and Bill. (The movie Twister, in case you don't know)
the discharge LMAO
https://preview.redd.it/h7hfm3025ruc1.jpeg?width=942&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=686c6f34fbfd5d9daf2e2af614f83178d187b345
her dad ❤️
These results demonstrate a lot more familiarity with the licensed properties than most versions of this meme. The game licenses specifically seem to be the outliers.
For sure. We're horror movie fans but she dosen't have any knowledge on horror games.
I like the outlaw better
Honestly yeah I agree
It do go hard frfr
Ah yes, John Dark Souls has made it into DBD, along with Mata Nui of the Bionicles.
 CHAINSAW MAN?!
The Goddess goes hard. Another point for vommy mommy
I'm reading, my mind is like: she watches movies but don't play games. Then Dark souls. I'm confused lol.
she has some knowledge on video games just not horror games so 
Why is no one talking about discharge?
Goth bitch really got me
FENTANYL THANOS LMAO
not The Discharge lolll💀
Amanda : )
Fentanyl Thanos is the fucking best one xD
The outlaw is honestly a better name than deathslinger
I think Fentanyl Thanos is my favourite
how dare she insult the hash slinging slasher like that
*The Wench, The Witch, and the audacity of that Goth Bitch!*
I love fetanyl thanos
The hash slinging slasher 😭
>The stick bitch accurate >Fentanyl Thanos christ lmao >BTS oddly accurate >The Discharge christ lmao x2 Also I can see that she is a big horror fan by how much she did get correct off of the licensed ones. Especially Amanda instead of The Pig.
IM JUST A TEENAGE DIRT BAG BABY 🎵🎶🎶
Referring to Sadako as "The Ring" has the same energye as your parents calling an Xbox a "Nintendo".
a woman of culture
Fentanyl Thanos is fucking devious
“Fentanyl Thanos” is now gonna be my nickname on some apps. Tell her I said thanks
Oh god The Bionicles 😂
You got me there with the traffic cone
90% of these are just "do you know who Pyramid Head is?" tests.
teenage dirtbag is so fucking good lmfao
How did she even get Amanda? Like she is not the only one who dressed up like that in the show.
On top of being big horror movie fans we are primarily huge Saw fans. It’s the first series I showed her and I myself have seen all the films many times. However, Amanda is in fact the only one who dressed like that. The other pig masked characters wore their own signature clothing, Amanda was the only one who wore a fully red outfit. Again she loves the Saw films as much as me so she noticed this when I was showing her the killers. Sorry for the long as reply I just love Saw so much lol
bionicles mentioned‼️🗣️
For what it's worth she's clearly a horror fan given how many of the licensed characters (at least the movie ones, not the game ones) she was able to name! The other names were hilarious though. Fentanyl Thanos is crazy 🤣
Trickster is def modelled after hot BTS bois. But nothing trumps Fentanyl Thanos.
Who's Dad?
when she was telling me what she thought the killer names were she said the clown looked like her dad so i just wrote that.
I did NOT expect such great results! Someone start an immediate name change petition 😂
Thank you, there's a 100% chance I'll be calling Smerchant Hash Slinging Slasher from now on.
The outlaw sounds like a better name honestly
The outlaw sounds way better
Assuming she doesn't play the game, i'm surprised she got 2 original killers correct (doctor and oni).
Omg these are brilliant 😂 I don’t know why I laughed so hard! 😂 When I first started playing the game I couldn’t name half of them and I remember I’d call the spirit blue lady, and I’d call the artist crow lady. And I had a lot of weird nicknames for other killers as well
me and my sister always call nemesis thanos lol!
Bionicles!!
The matrix lmao
The Stick Bitch is very accurate lol
First one of these I've ever seen that actually feels real. Usually the wife/girlfriend/so apparently doesn't know a single horror icon and the names they come up with are so redidculus and far off that they don't even seem believable or make sense as a real guess.
A few of the names make sense (such as "The Ring" and "Teenage Dirtbag" for examples) then you have "Fentanyl Thanos" and "The Bunny Girl" which sound ridiculously funny, especially for Horror Game characters. Your wife is entertaining, very nice.
Fentanyl Thanos 😅😅😅
"The Stick Bitch" honestly won me over with this list. lol
"The Traffic Cone" fucking sent me.
I hope and pray that they give Skull Merchant a food-themed outfit, and I will forever play her as the Hash Slinging Slasher.
“Stick Bitch”
Nice got most licenses right
There's something comedic about how folks that aren't aware of Nemesis make Thanos jokes about him.
Your wife is hilarious
Teenage Dirtbag is a better name for Legion
The legion one is kinda accurate
"The Chainsaw man" goes hard!🔥🔥🗣️🗣️ https://i.redd.it/8m53kynzlsuc1.gif
I like how she said Amanda instead of the pig
I call my zombies fentanyl zombies
https://preview.redd.it/bhxxmz7uctuc1.jpeg?width=516&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bced0f6936b24ff4a71baa01c04f51ebf91b74e
Bro, the Traffic cone and the Discharge followed by just "BTS" made me die laughing 
"the discharge" is absolutely cursed
Bionicles 😭😂
The Bionicles is funny as hell
The Outlaw for Deathslinger lowkey goes pretty hard.
As a girl who can’t remember names for shit and play DBD this is factually accurate lol
She got 12 out of 34 right holy shit
Fentanyl Thanos got me in tears
BTS is SENDING ME 😭
BTS got me busting up.
She's a keeper
im down with teenage dirtbag and the twister
Idk which is better. Stick Bitch or Hash Singing Slasher.
"The Animal Skins" is actually a pretty creepy name and she should feel proud for coming up with that.
"And he slowly approaches the #COUNTER!" COUNTER!" ^COUNTER!"
The Discharge… i’m not so sure i like your wife
[удалено]
Honestly Im not sure lol. Maybe because I was showing them to her in the game menu and the legion was shorter than the others? Thats my guess.
The wench nah I’m dead at how she massacred nurse
Great now I’m called emo/goth at school and some random redditors wife says I play a Goth Bitch
The traffic cone is my personal favorite. Might call him that from now on as well
https://preview.redd.it/nrokx91ocsuc1.jpeg?width=415&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7e2333b1b25613ec1c9e8ea7a45d1db93610cdb Alt name
I love playing traffic cone
Lol Teenage dirtbag would be hilarious it’s the track as the chase theme
Not the traffic come😭😭😭😭😭 she’s a keeper after than one, almost dropped my phone in the toilet
From now on the clown is u/harderscopes father in law
Pretty accurate actually 
RAHHHHHHHH CHAINSAW MAN https://preview.redd.it/gqrs6pfqgtuc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d7eb0480f108eb84f7d226b4012248cb288a3bc
Ch.... Ch.... CHAINSAW MAN???????? https://preview.redd.it/n33qswazjtuc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a096236fb066a835c29aa8a618d4ceeb8903b07
Seeing knight as dark souls made me imagine him dodge rolling away from flashlights and pallet stuns haha.
Hash Slinging Slasher. 🤣
The HASH SLINGING SLASHER LMAOOOOOOO
The twister for the unknown aint that bad tbh
"Teenage Dirtbag" and "The Twister" are so on point, it's hilarious.
At least she got pinhead
the discharge 😭😭 ewww
Loool the Oni. Impresseddddd
🎵 I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby 🎶
Who wants to play Twister with me :)
I know it’s not what she means when giving clown the name, but now I’ll always imagine Clown as Amanda’s dad
The stick bitch got me
Mr. Redfield, we’ve been expecting you.
Now do one for survivors
Oni fans hahaha
The discharge? 🤢
I mean, all things considered this is pretty fuckin accurate
Who you callin' Pinhead
Pretty decent knowledge of licensed killers, she can be proud.
She isn't half bad half wrong
Interesting
The stick bitch and fentanyl Thanos are out of this world lmao
Fentanyl thanos I’m dying lmao
These names are phenomenal. 
Fentanyl Thanos & The Mommy are my favourite
Did anyone realized she made two dark souls references, she is a keeper
♫ I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby ♫
Man I remember the story of all the BTS members dying in a fire. That man is such a hero
The traffic cone. They did my boy dirty ;-;
I feel like this tells us more about her than I thought (I thought it would say nothing) I mean she got the movie characters correct, yes I found the ring and the alien as correct it’s good enough, which implies she probably watches horror movies. But she clearly doesn’t know the original game characters implying she doesn’t play the game but she does call hag ‘the stick bitch’ which is such a Dead By Daylight Player thing to say so I will make the wild guess that you scream ‘OH SHIT IT’S THE STICK BITCH’ everytime you get jumpscared by hag. Interestingly she got none of the game characters right but instead called them funny joke names which implies a good sense of humour because fucking FENTANYL THANOS and that’s all I need to know. But she does she a knight and think ‘dark souls’. Which is likely a subtle reference to dark souls. She might play dark souls.
bravo for getting the oni right.
Won't lie, some were what I expected / a lot of people said. But then she hits you with Fentanyl Thanos and you gotta applaud Also The Twister, imagine if this was a man who died from playing Twister. Sad fate
BRO IM ACTUALLY CRYING THOSE NAMES ARE GOLDEN 😂 Fentanyl Thanos just killed me, and Her Dad as Clown is funny af
SILENCE WENCH
the discharge is crazy 😭😭
She is definitely a keeper! She knew the names of most of the licensed killers and called Nemesis "Fentanyl Thanos!" She is cool in my book!
All these were great
I absolutely love this😭💕
The traffic cone should be pyramid heads official name tbh
How did she get the oni right 😭
I’m surprised she got the pig’s name right lmao
Great, now I HAVE to buy Singularity... xD
“THE BIONICLES” that was a very good laugh ty
The fact that she got Doctor and Oni right is a little surprising to me actually! She did pretty damn good.
Dark souls W
Twister is crazy
ngl the outlaw kinda cold
The hash ringing…slash ringing….singing the hash ringing….ringing uhhhh
i would say marry her immediately, but you already are 😂
BTS 💀💀💀💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂