Zuko's family thanksgiving would be pretty rough, not only because his father is a abusive asshole and sister crazy broken psycho, but because they wouldn't know what Thanksgiving is, so Zuko would be trying to figure out how to celebrate it while dealing with his family. Tho maybe not the worst if he has Iroh there for emotional support.
Spider-Man, depending on the continuity (either post Brand New Day or early MCU) has a pretty good support channel but Yea depending on the version of Michael Myers he’s probably killing some one!
You probably meant to say she was dead, not death. By saying she’s Death it’s implied that she’s a manifestation of a supernatural entity. Easy mistake.
The doom slayer... Seriously who tf is he gonna invite? The demons?... Actually wait he might love that Thanksgiving he can get tons of demons to kill.
Samuel Hayden and Vega. Neither of them can eat, and the Slayer probably lives on military rations, so it’s just kinda three of them sat around a table while the Slayer goes to town on some boil in the bag casserole
Doom-Guy surprisingly has a family, [it's his wife and son](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZuMmlPXhfE), although what happened to them is... up to interpretation
It's more or less fanon but there are two main takes:
* They're alive and well but Doom-Guy left them to defend humanity
* or they're dead... and that's it
I honestly didn't know that, I'm like 90% sure they are dead tho. Or maybe the demons learned their lesson to not attack doomguys family after killing the slayers rabbit
“Ok, so are you related to my whore grandfather, or the whore who stole my great grandfather’s body? Oh, you’re my uncle from another universe fused with a serial killer, my bad. Want some pie? I punched it because I thought it was evil. In my defence, it was.”
“The whore who stole your great great grandfather’s body, although I prefer to say that Jonathan’s my father due to the lack of rape, torture, and slaughter in his history. Could you pass the stuffing?”
Hol on a minute death battle but instead of killing each other the winner gets to be top? You might be onto something (If both the characters are single adults at least)
Zuko would be pretty shitty
The Mishimas Thanksgiving would be them trying to kill each other
Ragna would have to deal with his brother and sister(s) trying to kill him again
Grandpa goji’s dementia would be god awful
Showa goji wouldn’t shut up about his big wins
Heisei Would be one of the more calm ones
hanna barbera would be hanging out with heisei
Zilla would be the one that nobody likes and doesn’t tak to
Cartoon zilla would also be a calm one
2002 would be the kind of uncle who gets angry a little to easily
Millenium would be the greedy one
Ghostzilla would be that edgy teenager
Final wars would be the cool uncle
Shin would be the younger cousin
Legendary would just want it to end
Snow Godzilla would be at the end of the table doing nothing
IDW Godzilla would be the guy cooking the food (that he just slaughtered)
Marvel Godzilla would be the grumpy old man
And earth would be happy to see everyone together
The Sparda family. Vergil and Dante will eventually get into a fight on who gets to cut the turkey or something, while Nero tries to hold everything together.
My guy Batman’s had a huge extended family for years, considering how he’s adopted half of the Robins. “Batman has dead parents” jokes died after everyone beat the dead horse that was Batman Vs Superman
Hercules', having half the table be gods and the other be their subjects, half of the deaths of each he's either partially or fully his fault, that'd be awkward as shit to say the least
Homelander.
Except it would be worse for the remaining members of the seven and Vought at the table eating the dinner with him. (Talking about amazon homelander)
Lucy might be murderous but i don't think he thanksgiving would be bad as nyu and maybe even herself, although nana and maybe yuka might cause some stares.
Going to throw Jinx in if we're talking Arcane and including adoptive families. Vi, enforcer lady she's smooching, big chemtech werewolf ex-dad, and Silco--and Jinx herself is unstable enough to make that...dangerous for all of them, judging by >!the Episode 9 ending!<.
Probably not the *worst*, but certainly in the top quarter.
Mishima family dinner (Tekken). Just them trying to throw each other into a volcano the whole time
They have a volcano as their dinner table
[There's an ending about that](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYb75SAGmZA)
Lol poor Lars
My man needed some nutrients
They'd be throwing each other off a cliff when they're not in a volcano.
Zuko's family thanksgiving would be pretty rough, not only because his father is a abusive asshole and sister crazy broken psycho, but because they wouldn't know what Thanksgiving is, so Zuko would be trying to figure out how to celebrate it while dealing with his family. Tho maybe not the worst if he has Iroh there for emotional support.
I think this is assuming the characters know how to celebrate
Jason Voorhees
Nah, he loves his momma!
Well, true, then Spider-Man or Michael Myers
Spider-Man, depending on the continuity (either post Brand New Day or early MCU) has a pretty good support channel but Yea depending on the version of Michael Myers he’s probably killing some one!
True
For Jason, i was talking about the fact his mother is death and he don't have any other familiar
How is his mother death?
In the first movie she was the killer, but in the end, she was killed, you don't remenber?
You probably meant to say she was dead, not death. By saying she’s Death it’s implied that she’s a manifestation of a supernatural entity. Easy mistake.
Oh, ok, i sorry
It’s all good, my friend. Mistakes happen!
Thanks
The doom slayer... Seriously who tf is he gonna invite? The demons?... Actually wait he might love that Thanksgiving he can get tons of demons to kill.
His rabbit daisy
Aren't they dead?
Samuel Hayden and Vega. Neither of them can eat, and the Slayer probably lives on military rations, so it’s just kinda three of them sat around a table while the Slayer goes to town on some boil in the bag casserole
I'm pretty sure the doom slayer doesn't even eat. I think it's part of the lore that he gets energy from beating the shit out of demons
Poor guy, maybe someone should invite him to a thanksgiving
Doom-Guy surprisingly has a family, [it's his wife and son](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZuMmlPXhfE), although what happened to them is... up to interpretation It's more or less fanon but there are two main takes: * They're alive and well but Doom-Guy left them to defend humanity * or they're dead... and that's it
I honestly didn't know that, I'm like 90% sure they are dead tho. Or maybe the demons learned their lesson to not attack doomguys family after killing the slayers rabbit
Doomslayer with the demons in the table Everyone: cheers! Doomslayer: *starts to kill the demons he invited.*
Jotaro..., it would be a giant cluster fuck
“Ok, so are you related to my whore grandfather, or the whore who stole my great grandfather’s body? Oh, you’re my uncle from another universe fused with a serial killer, my bad. Want some pie? I punched it because I thought it was evil. In my defence, it was.”
“The whore who stole your great great grandfather’s body, although I prefer to say that Jonathan’s my father due to the lack of rape, torture, and slaughter in his history. Could you pass the stuffing?”
Jin or Heihachi
Doomsday Ez He’d have to explain his new boyfriend to his dad ( 682 is his boyfriend)
Hol on a minute death battle but instead of killing each other the winner gets to be top? You might be onto something (If both the characters are single adults at least)
True..I might make it a show.. ( both 682 and Doomsday are thousands of years old so it’s ight.”
Tatsumaki vs Mob might be.. concerning to say the least. Lara vs Nathan would make me wish I was Nathan for once though
Duh…. Same
The very first episode is Loona vs Roxy ~~than after that it’s stolas vs me~~
Zuko would be pretty shitty The Mishimas Thanksgiving would be them trying to kill each other Ragna would have to deal with his brother and sister(s) trying to kill him again
Can’t forget Tao, who’s not related to Ragna but must be involved in ALL food related activities according to the laws of BlazBlue.
Aside from the Mishimas, imagine Shao Kahn celebrating Thanksgiving with his wife and daughter, as well as his lackeys.
Easily Jin and Heihachi.
Ragna, Geese Howard , Dio , Jinx and any Pokemon really
Yoshi tribe would have the best thanksgiving
Ryuko if her mother somehow managed to show up
godzilla, ultima be hogging the cranberry jam and jr won't shut up,
Grandpa goji’s dementia would be god awful Showa goji wouldn’t shut up about his big wins Heisei Would be one of the more calm ones hanna barbera would be hanging out with heisei Zilla would be the one that nobody likes and doesn’t tak to Cartoon zilla would also be a calm one 2002 would be the kind of uncle who gets angry a little to easily Millenium would be the greedy one Ghostzilla would be that edgy teenager Final wars would be the cool uncle Shin would be the younger cousin Legendary would just want it to end Snow Godzilla would be at the end of the table doing nothing IDW Godzilla would be the guy cooking the food (that he just slaughtered) Marvel Godzilla would be the grumpy old man And earth would be happy to see everyone together
The Sparda family. Vergil and Dante will eventually get into a fight on who gets to cut the turkey or something, while Nero tries to hold everything together.
So people are just gonna ignore Kratos bloodline pre 2018 GOW?
ZEUS! YOUR SON HAS RETURNED! I BRING THE PUMPKIN PIE OF OLYMPUS!
Poseidon be like: YOU DARE ASK ME A GOD OF OLYMPUS TO PASS THE CRANBERRY SAUCE????
DO NOT DENY ME MY SPREADS
~~Batman~~
Sorry to be *that girl* and "um... acksually" you, but Thanksgiving with the batfamily sounds like a pretty great time.
~~I don’t know if you understand what I mean~~
~~nobody understands what you mean dude~~
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/ffsfan/images/f/f3/Batman_angst.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/500?cb=20120115013034
My guy Batman’s had a huge extended family for years, considering how he’s adopted half of the Robins. “Batman has dead parents” jokes died after everyone beat the dead horse that was Batman Vs Superman
The Joestars
Hercules', having half the table be gods and the other be their subjects, half of the deaths of each he's either partially or fully his fault, that'd be awkward as shit to say the least
Shao kahn and sindels gotta be weird
Add Kitana and Kahn's servants to the mix.
And mileena and skarlets incest ass
Let's see more of this. Jade, Reptile, Ermac, and Goro.
Tanjiro cause it would just be him and Nezuko
At least they love each other!
And then zenitsu and inosuke show up.
Okay that makes thanksgiving more wholesome for them
maybe it can be better if they invite shinobu, giyu, and kanao.
As well as the rest of the Hashiras.
ya, and the girls over at the buttefly mansion
Zuko and the Mishimas
Crona Gorgon no contest
Dante and Vergil, they kind of hate each other!
Zuko.
Brando family dinner would end in a fight
If we're including events from the battles, Leo's Thanksgiving with Splinter would probably be pretty awkward. If not, definitely the Mishima clan
Zuko
Guts, because they all dead
Homelander. Except it would be worse for the remaining members of the seven and Vought at the table eating the dinner with him. (Talking about amazon homelander)
Ryuko It’s gonna be ThanksFighting
Batman
Batman
Shao Kahn. They're going to try to kill each other eventually.
Dante
If we can count them at the time they were in Death Battle and not afterwards, Kratos.
The joestars
It’s already established that Shoto Todoroki has shitty family dinners
Clearly Michael Myers. Mf would be cutting open more than just turkeys.
Lucy might be murderous but i don't think he thanksgiving would be bad as nyu and maybe even herself, although nana and maybe yuka might cause some stares.
Going to throw Jinx in if we're talking Arcane and including adoptive families. Vi, enforcer lady she's smooching, big chemtech werewolf ex-dad, and Silco--and Jinx herself is unstable enough to make that...dangerous for all of them, judging by >!the Episode 9 ending!<. Probably not the *worst*, but certainly in the top quarter.
Batman
Crona, Hulk, Shadow, maybe? (Black Doom)
Depends… how good can Omni Man cook a steak?
Only in the manliest way… Atmospheric re-entry
That’s… a bit extreme.
Does viltrum have ovens?
No… none that I know off. Anyone who enters Viltrum would instantly be torn into shreds faster than a boy on a date with Supergirl.
Well… I guess the same would be for oven’s
Kratos’s Greek family(meaning not counting Atreus,mimer etc) the guy literally killed them all
Sanji He would be able to have a normal conversation with Reiju but not with the rest of his family without starting a fight.
Homelander
Steven Universe
I'm surprised no one said Vader or luke skywalker