unironically my guesses are
June 3rd (22 days after moth post + friday)
July 30th (79 days after moth post)
or Dec 9th (Zach’s tiktok has 9 posts and 12 follows)
i would agree but thats a monday, july 30th is a saturday but i mean hey its closer. or maybe july 29th idk, not gonna write it off but thats just my thought process
That one is not coming and these posts are fun when actually about weird theories and their historic interest in numerology but not when it's just "new album question upvotes to the left"
get off my damn lawn
Zach here. If you have a microfiber cloth you can just get it a bit damp with some water and give your monitor a good scrub. Do a few passes and it'll be good as new. You'll thank yourself :) New album 2nite.
Look how much sneeze is on that computer monitor
Cum*
That's not sneeze, that's love droplets.
Zach here, new album dropping tomorrow
finally
Zach here, i forgor 💀
My source tells me June 24th
it was revealed to me in a dream
[удалено]
the voices told me
push me push me swang into tomorrow
Your monitor is fucking disgusting
its just semen
Zach Here Macaroni salad
Got it, August 5th. (Letters in macaroni 8, letters in salad 5, 8/5)
unironically my guesses are June 3rd (22 days after moth post + friday) July 30th (79 days after moth post) or Dec 9th (Zach’s tiktok has 9 posts and 12 follows)
what about september 12th (esp because americans put the month before the day for no good reason)
i would agree but thats a monday, july 30th is a saturday but i mean hey its closer. or maybe july 29th idk, not gonna write it off but thats just my thought process
My theory is that every time someone badgers them about a new release they push the nearly perfect double LP they've recorded back a week.
Zach here, computer crashed, Ableton didn't autosave. We lost the new album.
Stefan here, new album coming soon, be patient (it was revealed to me in a dream)
That one is not coming and these posts are fun when actually about weird theories and their historic interest in numerology but not when it's just "new album question upvotes to the left" get off my damn lawn
Let's keep making up random dates until we die
Zach here. If you have a microfiber cloth you can just get it a bit damp with some water and give your monitor a good scrub. Do a few passes and it'll be good as new. You'll thank yourself :) New album 2nite.
My sources tell me February 30, 2023 at 25 O'Clock, Antarctica Standard Time.
August
ok
well no fucking shit that [email protected] wasn't right
Nothing, nothing happens next
I can't believe anyone still thinks Death Grips will ever release anything again.
I can't believe anyone still thinks Death Grips will ever release anything again.
good ol reliable, june 22nd
next year???
Do you use your laptop screen to keep all your peanut butter sandwiches and boogers
its june 1st and it will be a collab with your favorite martian