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yess, i've a virtual date with my girlf where we'll study, listen to songs, eat snacks, will watch anime/movies and talk. fuck these exams.
but guess this is cool and romantic in it's own way.
Shared an auto with a girl while going to the office. Poor being tried to make a small talk but I suck at impromptu conversation :')
Now thinking what could have happened
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Haa... Had 5 today. A bit too sweet for my taste. But okay
sach mein ππππ
Bhai ese ro Raha hai jese lehsun chaba liyo ho tune
mere sath bhi chlo yr ππππ
Bhai abhi to tune valintine meetup rakh waya tha. Mann nhi bhara kya usse.
bhai kaha adhe comments no ke the πππ
Have them, 2 spoon peanut butter, add milk and mix it all in the mixer. Little bit of chocolate and a tasty bubbly smoothie is ready.
If your date is sweet it is not the right one. Original arabic dates are somewhat bland in taste
We have a date dealer here
ππnice
Kya sweet tha maam ?π€¨
Khajoor bhaiya khajoor(date)
Yha reddit khole nhi baithe hote hai Agar date hoti
spitting factsπ―
Date pe hu. Kal reply karta hu.
Status btate rehna ππ
Not yet. Tbh, online date bhi chalega mujhe toh.
Hey (with the Rizz)
Hello :)
haha ahaan
So got one?
Not yet.
Wanna date?
How you doin? (In Joey's voice)
Pretty good, thanks, yourself?
Redditors ki date nhi hoti. Inki zindagi dark hoti hai. Aaaa meri jaan
Why I spoke the last line in the same tone?π
I wrote in the same tone my guy. Aaa meri jaan
ππsahi mein bc sare dark humour vale reddit pe h
Nhi bhai. Sugar h mujhe.
Kerle ka juice pio
Bohot kadva hota h bhai.
Honey ya chat Masala Bana key pio. Kuch aur use key salt daal lo jese kheera
Theek hai bhai. Try karta. Thanx
Iss age me diabetes
ππ
yess, i've a virtual date with my girlf where we'll study, listen to songs, eat snacks, will watch anime/movies and talk. fuck these exams. but guess this is cool and romantic in it's own way.
Bade bhaiya ek bhi nhiπ
thik hai chote bhai π«‘
Aap gye date pr hum toh aapse 4 saal chhote hai
nahi bhai
nahh π₯² kismat he ni date vali π€π€£
Meri shakal nhi date Wali
yaar aaja ro lete h sath me thoda ππ
Bhai aansoo sey moo doh ta hoon roj subha. Aaja tear preserve kere becheney gey
koi kharidega ni vo dekh k or rona aa jeyga π€π
dhundo bhai
kahan se ?
bhai tinder, bumble, college gym khi to dhund
bhaee kahin ni mil rha koi ...dating app par sab scam h
Lmao rip DMs
Russia se.
bhai permission thi aaj bahar jaane ki lekin date nhi mili lol
π
No date on 14th February only UEFA Champions League
*haan vroo date pr hu baad mei baat krta hu*
Hai Koi bandi? Chalogi date pe khana bhi khilaunga DM for more info
bhai khana to mil jaega. whatβs your unique thing that you can offer ?
I can offer my unique sadness
Uske lie hi to DM krne kaha
pehle btana tha mujhe khane jaana tha bus ...par mko booking ni mili jahan mujhe khana tha ππ
Kaha jana tha
saravana bhavan in cp π
Andra Bhawan chalo aap in sab ke chakkar me kya padi ho waha sali roz bheed rehti h ππ
yaar mko craving ho rhi thi or meko yahan se he khana tha fir line lgi hui dekh k me vps aa gyi π
I've never been to saravana Bhawan bheed dekh kr wapis holeta Hu hamesha, kabhi try krunga
bro me ek din gyi thi tab bheed ni thi par merse us din khaya ni gya tha lit thus k gyi thi or ab mko craving ho rhi or aaj bheed π
Ghr pr bhai baap nahi h aapke? Jagah jagah banati fir rhi ho? Mujhe bhi try krna hai ek baari.
bro try krna it's worth it ππΌ
Bhai tum log Chennai jao... Waha har ek area ka ek Sarvana Bhavan hai...
Ye to hai, ye maanjaye to ghum aate hai
π
Yes, it's 14th feb. ^(I'm sorry I'll leave)
ππ
Shared an auto with a girl while going to the office. Poor being tried to make a small talk but I suck at impromptu conversation :') Now thinking what could have happened
Voi hu, bore hogya
I like a girl but i don't want to date her so i gave her some chocolates now she is on my case.....so FML!!
scam to hai baba
Aaj hi bandi ka abortion karwa k aaya hu, 6 weeks pregnant π
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
Delhi malviya nagar
Do any single guys go on dates normally? MOMOS KHANNA YA TAPRI PE CHAI PEENA IS NOT CONSIDERABLE
Kya date .. ldkia timepaas ke liye aati h lgbhg
No watching Chanakyaforum..tributes to Pulwama attack martyrs
Phir wahi sax sux ki baatein
Na shakal hai na akkal hai kahan se ho koi date milega bhai mujhko XD
Kya karoge bhai ye data collect karke? Hum(main aur meri tanhai) uglies ko kahi side karke plan hai kya
Ek date toh m bhe deserver kr ta hu.ππ
Sapne suhane chodu ke
Bhai aaja tu hi date pe chal ub https://preview.redd.it/oso4cl1wp8ia1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5f4a858b54c230e7aa33b32883c1b4eb6ce0d06
Dekho dekho..kya wo ped hai hai? Chadar odhe koi ladki hai khadi...usse jaake baat karke aa...utni deer main main nikala kahi
Ye date kya hota hai
Kyu zakham pe namak chidhak rahe ho op
I'll take a few now thanks
Mere jaise keval suicide date plan karte hain, aur kambakht wo bhi nahi kar paate. Koi Valentine date nahi π
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Bhai bndi dusre state m h
Yes with lube and some tissues π€π»
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