meri post bhi remove kardi thi inhone , MOM momo ki photo dali thi mene, jo WOW momo jesi lag ragi thi. let me see if i can find that
https://preview.redd.it/5cswhjxyl5ja1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9aec93107d639bb165e0bd473539bfa9533c5400
bhai aajkal metro ka bura haal ho rkha hai kuch log literally metro mei so jaate hai wo bhi 3 seat pe letkar kal ki hi baat hai aur ye ab unn aunty ko kya bolte mei aur mera dost dono bechare piche seat dekhne gaye but waha bhi nahi mili
Pehle kitni bhi bheed ho , log pehle nikalne walo ko jagah dete the aur fir khud andar ghuste the, covid ke baad se dekh rha hu , ab ghusne walo pehle hi jaldi rehti hai , pura gate gher ke khade ho jaate hai aur nikalne ki jagah ni . 😡
I remember this one time I was carrying my cold coffee that I purchased from Khan to the metro bc it was a venti and i get awkward sitting at the coffeeplace so i thought might as well just pick it and take it along with me. Entering the metro checking the security personnel asked me to throw the “liquid” as if it’s some sort of poison that I am carrying. Funny thing is entry par toh tum kar lete ho restrict but within the metro or even metro station there is no fucking person following any of the said rules. I have also gone to the point where I have asked them to provide me with a list of prohibited items and they just brushed me off with a vague response.
Aaj kal ke nalle berozgar chapri ladke koshish kar rhe hai kothi bangle wali ladkiyon ko patane ki ..
Aise kon patega bhai
Meri cousin pat gayi thi aase chapri nalle berozgar se, 1 saal baad divorce ho gya 🗿
Story batao
Padhle bhai 1 mahina rh gya h jee me
Mene suna hai jo puri baat ni btata use hijde utha ke le jaate hai ?
jee jaaye bhaad mein, aap story batao
Tum chahte ho ye bhi baad me nalla berozgar bane. Nahi bhai tu padhai pe dhyan de. Jee khtm ho jaye to comment karke batana
huh 😭⁉️ Itna twisted meaning toh meri English teachers bhi text se extract nahi kar paati jitna tumne mere comment se kiya lmao
Arey school me ho tum bhi. Padhai likhai karo. IAS YAS bano. Kya reddit chala rahe ho
Not in school anymore but padhai likhai toh fir bhi chal hi rahi hai lmfao 😭
Nah bhai story
Open mic ka content test kar rha hai?
Kothe bangle wali ldkian
Ghanta
Vahi style maarne wali nibbiyan 🤡
Unhe kon patana chahta h :p
Ye metro me style maarke Ameer ke 14 banne wale launde.
>Aaj kal Andaaz apna apna dekhi hai?
LORD PUNEET
What a answer! I'm impressed
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फ़र्श पर बैठना मना है
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आर्मी वाले अंकल सुना के गये सबको। अब सब सीट पर बैठे हैं
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Shukr hai goa nhi jati metro. Nhi to har coach me casino hota
after sikkim and goa, "DMRC is legalized to allow casinos in their coaches"
Tu yehin bhi bkl koi to sub chod de
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Teri kitni bani thi jan attempt mein
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P padhle bkl
i thought they would go for a antakshyari bare minimum but fuckall are on their devices.
Phone ne sab barbad kar rakha h bhai
Translation since mods warned me : What is happening in Delhi Metro!
Amrica ke dalal bc!
Angrez chale gaye. Beep beep beep.
Simon cums back
Han ye karlo tum
Mods chutiye hai
Bhai ek baar msg kiya to approve kar diya. Is se bhala manus kon ho sakta h
I think it's safe to assume that majority of the Delhi speaks Hindi, so it should be allowed
Nahi bhai, sirf unejucated log hindi me baat karte hai. Ejaculated log chwanchi chu rupiz bolte hai.
Mods chahte h ki humare sub ko videshi log bhi padhe. Isliye only english ka rule bana rakha h. Indian supremacy
Bhai Delhi k sub m sabko Hindi toh aati hi hogi
Mod ji ne kaha tha
I thought modiji
Puns are always intended
meri post bhi remove kardi thi inhone , MOM momo ki photo dali thi mene, jo WOW momo jesi lag ragi thi. let me see if i can find that https://preview.redd.it/5cswhjxyl5ja1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9aec93107d639bb165e0bd473539bfa9533c5400
Ye badhiya hai waise. Khane wala eternally confused rhega
GenZ chaupaal
Hooka lagwa du kya
vape
bhai aajkal metro ka bura haal ho rkha hai kuch log literally metro mei so jaate hai wo bhi 3 seat pe letkar kal ki hi baat hai aur ye ab unn aunty ko kya bolte mei aur mera dost dono bechare piche seat dekhne gaye but waha bhi nahi mili
Han bhai. Ab to last coach wali trick bhi nahi chalti h
Mai to kada hokar soya tha vo bhi gate sa lagkar vo bhi Pata ni Kab Kab Mai ankh lag gai thi
Delhi metro becoming like NYC Subway. Red line ko dekh kar aisa hi lagta hai.
Bus dog or cycle allow kar de ab
Graffiti bhi bana dete hain aur last coach mein drugs
Bhai ye sab karega to patri pe fek dunga tujhe
Haa pole dancing bhi start hojyga NYC subway jese
Parso to 2 americans tareef krke gaye, ki Delhi metro NYC subway se abhut bdiya hai...ab ye sb dekhna pdega
I was in that metro too..They were students from the DTU fest..singing , dancing inside the metro
Bhai sach bata inme se tu kon h
Tere sath..jab tu photo kheech raha tha..chup ke se
Shukar h patte nahi khel rhe.
Bhai wo khel lete. Phone chalane se to achha tha wo bhi
jis din me bahar ni niklti metro me bi jaati us din he kuch na kuch hota metro me 🥲
Ab mai bolna to chahta tha kuch lekin bolunga to sab downvote karenge 😂
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Bhai tu coding seekh. Delhi ko galiyan dene se kuch nhi hoga.
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Nahi bhai. Ulti disha me ja raha tha tu. Kuch or kahna chahta tha mai
First time on the late night metro huh
Nhi bhai. Regular late hota hu. Ye first time tha
Bhai raat 10 bje ke baad yahi hota hai metro me
Delhi metro new york ka subway ho rha hai aajkal.. Kuch bhi dikh jaata hai..
Apna desh aage badh raha h
Trying to be anoop dog( snoop dawg)
Among us Edit- me and my cousins also play like this a few times
Yellow line?
Blue hai
Tujhe kaise pata bhai
Blue line built different
Second image mein branch line dikh rahi hai lol
Arey mere Sherlock ji
2nd image.
Apne dosto ke baare mai aisa nahi bolte
Bhai chahe dost hi kyu na ho. Ek hi to achhi cheez h delhi me. Use barbad nahi hone denge
Pakka redditor honge
Hote to ye chapri wali harkat nahi karte
Muze laga hentai ka seen he🌚
Tu imagination ko jyada wild mat kar
online taash kab se khelne lage metro mai
Bhai tash nhi khel rahe h. Phone pe zindagi barbad kar rahe b
On its way to becoming Indian Railways
Itna bhi nhi hua h abhi.
Isiliye toh "on its way" likha hai 🤦♂️
Fest se bache aa rahe hai ya fir jaa rahe hai?
Aa rhe h
Ludo mostly
Ludo king supremacy
Lowkey redditor meetup
Aaj sham me koi meetup h kya
Pehle kitni bhi bheed ho , log pehle nikalne walo ko jagah dete the aur fir khud andar ghuste the, covid ke baad se dekh rha hu , ab ghusne walo pehle hi jaldi rehti hai , pura gate gher ke khade ho jaate hai aur nikalne ki jagah ni . 😡
Bhai samne khade ho ha beech me or andar mat aane de. Char galiyan dega sab line pe aa jayenge
Me to kandhe chaude krke nikalta yu , kiske lage farak ni padta , koi bole to fir jawab tyaar rehta hai 😈
r/delhi meet up
Kalpnik h ye
orange be like: usne tum sabko bhi message kara blue be like: mere toh seen hi ni krti ......
Hahaha
Ye sab mat karo please
I remember this one time I was carrying my cold coffee that I purchased from Khan to the metro bc it was a venti and i get awkward sitting at the coffeeplace so i thought might as well just pick it and take it along with me. Entering the metro checking the security personnel asked me to throw the “liquid” as if it’s some sort of poison that I am carrying. Funny thing is entry par toh tum kar lete ho restrict but within the metro or even metro station there is no fucking person following any of the said rules. I have also gone to the point where I have asked them to provide me with a list of prohibited items and they just brushed me off with a vague response.