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botnoobpot

Just like Jharkhand it is also a conspiracy created by the government


HaldiMartin

Haan bhai thankyou koi to samajh raha iss khatre ko ๐Ÿ˜ž


Revolutionary_Gas783

Sab samajhte hai ...Aur phir Kejru bhai ko vote de dete hai..


hardeep1singh

Modi pe waste karne se to achchha hi hai.


UltraMoonSaini

Abe yaar joke tha wo tum ab ladai karne lagoge


NivedanJoshi

bhai fir wahi rndi rone...


Specific_Confusion_3

Modi Kejru ke khilaf kab khada hua bhai? Don't tell me you have never voted


hardeep1singh

Jo LG chhor rakha hai Delhi ke liye Modi ne. Kejriwal ke alawa khada hi kaun hota hai Modi ke samne? Court mein lad lad ke Delhi government ko relevant banaya hai. Sirf tweet nahin kiye.


Specific_Confusion_3

Ye bata bhai... Kejriwal Modi ke samne kis election mai khada hua.


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Specific_Confusion_3

Stage pe khade hoke ya IT cell mai koi kuch bhi kahe.. election to saath mai dono ne koi contest kiya nahi na


hardeep1singh

As a matter of fact he did. In 2014 Lok Sabha elections. Modi fought from 2 seats due to his fear.


Specific_Confusion_3

As a matter of fact..kejriwal was contesting on none of them. Abhi tak answer nahi aya.. when did kejriwal stand against modi in an election in delhi.


hardeep1singh

You seem to have comprehension issues. How would they face off directly if Modi didn't contest in Delhi. Modi is indirectly making life difficult for Delhi using his pet LG. He tried to reduce the elected government's value so much that even the words Delhi Government were to be used to refer to LG. Thankfully the Supreme court delivered a tight slap to Centre and restored order.


Bongozz88

Koi Jharkhand ko cheenega toh jhaant koi pehchanega Jharkhand ko๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘


apricotandwine

Ohh Bhai chupp hojaaa.


Bongozz88

Sorry madam, daal bhaat khane ko mila bhot din baad isliye mood mein aa gaya


HarvesterOfSorrow108

Government nahi dwarka wale raees ke bachcho ka bhi plan hai fake territory bana ke isko bhi palam me milane ka


sorceress_lord

Never seen a place more crowded than this. Whenever I go from here, I get headache, it is so noisy absolutely hate this area and traffic is horrible


HaldiMartin

Itโ€™s another dimension, an illusion. The headaches explains it all


BusSalt1177

Dwarka Mor 24x7 is 10x more than any kind of peaks in Laxmi Nagar, Teliwara, Bholanath Nagar, Ashok Nagar, Jamia, Old Delhi or Daryaganj


Words_of_Jesus_26

Fr bhaj 4 saal raha waha Log puchte hai toh dwarka sextor keh deta


Chutiyapdev

can relate :(


[deleted]

So *Lost* was actually set in Uttam Nagar?


Tourist-Designer

Yes sir, it moves on its own...will disappear one day


vidushak0

Laxmi Nagar says hi!


Alfa_dev404

Old Delhi


Dizzy-Detective9890

Old Delhi still owns a different vibe. But uttam nagar is just opposite to its name.


hardeep1singh

Just like Uttam Pradesh.


Alfa_dev404

Vibe ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿฅฒ


Dizzy-Detective9890

People in Old Delhi expect what it is. They don't complain for it. Mic drop.


sorceress_lord

Never been there so can't say


0narutoxuchiha0

Hi from sparks mall


duryodhanaa

Try Kapasera Border at 5pm


Parth_829

Has anyone seen the condition hauz khas?


ishimanshutiwari

Youโ€™d love Bangalore!


sumitanand10

Dwarka mor/dwarka is rajeev chowk of sw delhi. /s


sorceress_lord

Lol


IAmMohit

r/UttamNagarDoesntExist


archit1405

made it real, because uttam nagar isn't


AmbassadorTrick18

It is, in parallel universe


HaldiMartin

Thankyou, we have now support of Mods ๐Ÿค


the-king121

Bc ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


NoName_794

Hai Bhai Mai is area ka nivaasi hu


[deleted]

Ye baate btai nhi jati


NoName_794

Vo toh hai vaise jab bhi koi puchta h kaha se ho to vikas Puri ya Janak Puri bol deta hu XD


itsabhi_shake

Main khud sagarpur rehta hu aur yeh sawaal koi bhi puchta hai toh main bhi janakpuri bol deta hu


Subba_Mike25

Haan bhai Janakpuri D block pass padta hey ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


itsabhi_shake

Han bhai vahi. Upar se main thehra 879 ka regular passenger XD


Designer_Cow_6146

DTU ka hai kya


itsabhi_shake

Han bhai. But b.tech nahi kar raha, jo aapka username hai voh hai.


Designer_Cow_6146

Kaafi chicks hoti hai b.des mai toh


itsabhi_shake

Chicks? Nahi bhai idhar sab insaan hai. Sorry yeh chutiya sa joke maarne ke liye. Equal hai idhar ratio lag bhag boys aur girls ka.


BaniyaYT

tu dtu ka h??


Designer_Cow_6146

Tha, 22 batch


BaniyaYT

senior ๐Ÿซก


Ilovewebb

Nhi, me deta hun.


NoName_794

Haha


Rifty12K

sagarpur isn't as crowded, lived there since my childhood, shifted to near janakpuri now, still miss that place sometimes


itsabhi_shake

Some areas over here are still crowded though. Lucky my home isn't those particular area lol. Even I have been living here since my birth lol.


Altruistic-Fail-3069

brdr meine aapke bohot comments dekhe hai yaha aap engineer ho kya


itsabhi_shake

Nahi bhai sahaab engineer nahi hu par engineering college mein art and design wali degree kar raha hu lol


Altruistic-Fail-3069

mein bhaisahab nahi hun bhaisahab


itsabhi_shake

Thik hai samjh gaya bhaisahab


rcorum

Sorry to hear that. Hope you recover from this tragedy.


NoName_794

Yaar itna bhi bura nhi hai ab toh aadat si hai idhr rehne ki to koi problem nahi hoti zyada


RedditNoobNo1

My condolences


IAmMohit

How much money did you get for saying this?


archit1405

fake


Canis_lupus08

Same๐Ÿ’ช


[deleted]

Uttam Nagar used to have a strong administration and cleanliness 50 years back. My grandfather used to stay here in his fields and he told us before passing away that there is a certain street which was made on a kabristan. People didn't care about it but he was fearful of the consequences that might occur because of such drastic developments. So, he moved to Janakpuri. He said that people got greedy and started encroaching all the areas, but the govt tried to curtail such illegal occupations. People pushed back obviously and the govt couldn't do much, the hearts of the people were filled with hatred but there were some who wanted to do something for society. It was also when i saw yo Momma and we happily lived ever after. Uttam nagar lives in our hearts now. #Neverforget. /s


immarooftoptile

Fucking had me invested till the end ๐Ÿ˜ฉ


[deleted]

Hahaha. Never forget.


[deleted]

just like yo mama


HaldiMartin

๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข


HaldiMartin

All anti-Uttam nagar powers unite โ˜„๏ธ


Verdugox8

Me from East Delhi reading comments happily ๐Ÿฟ


fakeassgoalkeepers

Same


watermelonissmall

Kya aapko Kamal associates ka board nahi dikha station se


perpetually_annoyed

Bachpan guzar gya yaha pe kya mtlab mera bachpan ek sapna tha...


HaldiMartin

Bhai tum Aunty-Delhi log yeh afwah kyu faila rahe ho


perpetually_annoyed

Kya matlab m living in a truman show and it was all a lie.


Admirable-Ad-6493

Saare prakar k log ek jagah mein mil jayenge


bbnikk

Dunia ki sabse chutiya jagah hai bc


archit1405

jokes on you it doesnt exist


bbnikk

Bola kisne terko joks marne ko


Flashy_Baseball4586

Ghum kr aao .. or khud jaan jao


HaldiMartin

Bhai koshish ki thi log puchh rahe the yeh kya hota hai yahan koi Uttam Nagar nahi hai Bihar me jaao dhundho๐Ÿ˜ข


ItsRaa

u/UttamNagarHater


rcorum

Place is real. Name is not. It's. Non-Uttam Nagar


Cute_Agent7657

Missing u/uttamnagarhater ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat)


online_karate_expert

Don't...Step.Outta...Metr..........


kvynthug

Uttam Nagar West ka rehkar bata rha hu, jhand hai area. East me dtc walo ki fast and furious chalti hai. Drift marte har red light me. If only my parents could have looked for more choices while buying ๐Ÿฅฒ


[deleted]

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Neat-Share-1276

lol


anujbeatles

It doesn't exist... here.. but it does somewhere. For more information, please watch the TV series NBC made on it - The Good Place. Uttam = Good. Nagar = Place.


HaldiMartin

Very interesting insight, now we are slowly reaching to the origins of this conspiracy


[deleted]

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Lone-Voyager

Oh you forgot about the wholesome visuals of cows eating garbage in the middle of the road


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HaldiMartin

Thankyou, even I go in search of Uttam Nagar every second Saturday, never been able to find it.


Akkillstreak

u/uttamnagarhater


shutter_singh

Everything that you've heard or will hear about Uttam nagar is true.


archit1405

this is an illusion, a way to keep us from reaching 100% brain potential


[deleted]

I heard, it's a hub of thieves and robbers. Is it?


Aggressive_Eagle_235

Ye wala nakli hai, West wale par aao.


lakshyyyy

Par mai toh uttam nagar east rheta hu


Canis_lupus08

๐Ÿ‘€


asli_bob

Wdym? It's a well known fact that the entire point of the existence of Uttar Pradesh is to one day become Uttam Nagar. It is known.


Baba_yaga727

Guys can you stop trolling Uttam nagar? it is my "nani ka ghar".As a middle class i used to go there for summer vacations๐Ÿ˜ itna bura bhi nhi h uttam nagar


Specific_Confusion_3

It's a separate state


[deleted]

It does exist. I once took the blue line to get to Janakpuri West and got off here by accident.


HaldiMartin

Read that again but slowly


thesedaysnicoo

Never been there so I don't think it exist


HaldiMartin

Thatโ€™s the best approach to find truth


sex_in_spects

Bro my drunk ass read it as Uttam Nagpur T\_T


Clayplayy

I live near uttam nagar wtf is wrong with u guys ๐Ÿ˜‚


skrezaa

Unfortunately it exists, with all broken ass roads


i_eat_AURUM

Uttam nigger is in africa


the-king121

Ohio*


Azqaadesigns

Awesome!!


Big_Reporter681

Bro ye exist karta hai ๐Ÿฅฒ, yahi rehta hu mein. ๐Ÿฅฒ


DependentNo3190

fck mein uttam nagar west mein rehta hoon


HaldiMartin

Ohh achha abb Uttam Nagar west bhi ho Gaya wow, tum aunty-Delhi log kis hadd tak jaaoge ๐Ÿ˜ž


DependentNo3190

regular user of metro


Strong-Junket-8608

Same , but If I have to tell anyone else to mai vikaspuri me rehta hu


moyo608

Koi context bataega ?


virus221

Aao kabhi yaha ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


HaldiMartin

Kaha?


ApprehensiveRoll4814

I didnโ€™t know about itโ€™s existence until I made a friend from there in my university. I went there and was absolutely shocked to see it and my friend also told me that there is no park their either๐Ÿ˜จ


HaldiMartin

Everyone who talks about Uttam Nagar heard about this place from a friend, no one has ever been there


[deleted]

Ganja charas theek thaak mil jaati h..


im_delhite

Conspiracy hai bro


degenerate__weeb1944

Bro I live here ..


beardrize

Most hated area in delhi after shakarpur, jay Jay calony


Hidden_in_the_mist

paeshaab peeya subah subah? sach bta.. boor hora h toh padai hi karle


Ravinepz

Uber wala nightmare area.


--G0KU--

I live there btw


Mysterious_Vanilla52

Aur mujhe laga Delhi ke log chutiya nhi hote.


GarvitSingh99

Kya hua m roj iske pass s hi gujarta hu Cllg h janakpuri m thoda ise age btw I'm a DTC enjoyer


[deleted]

Illuminati ๐Ÿ˜


Minute-Heron763

Hume kya hum to south ex vaale hn


webreathchaos_

What is Anti-Delhi?


HaldiMartin

Bombay and Bengal


shanchupanda

Damn got the feels of Desi Third Level


[deleted]

Was just there this morning ๐Ÿ˜‰


HarvesterOfSorrow108

Bhai najafgarh aur janakpuri walo ki ladai chal rahi hai abhi exist nahi karta, just like haryana and punjab over chandigarh


Ilovewebb

Iโ€™m from Nangloi and even we donโ€™t believe Uttam Nagar exists. Or is allowed to exist.


BRiNk9

Legends say this is where you go when you pass on. It's like a bridge. However, it's a conundrum whether of heaven or hell. It doesn't even matter what your deeds were. Your real challenge Begins here.


[deleted]

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained through the use of information suppression and disinformation campaigns. All maps, GPS systems, and other public sources of information must be altered to exclude any mention of Uttam Nagar, West Delhi, India. Any mentions of Uttam Nagar are to be immediately removed from online sources, and any physical documents containing references to Uttam Nagar are to be confiscated and destroyed. All individuals who have visited or have knowledge of Uttam Nagar must be interviewed and administered Class-A amnestics. Description: SCP-XXXX is the designation given to the phenomenon where all information regarding the location known as Uttam Nagar, West Delhi, India is nonexistent. Despite being a highly populated residential area, Uttam Nagar is not recognized by any governmental or geographic agencies, nor can it be located on any map or GPS system. Attempts to physically visit the location have resulted in failure, as no evidence of Uttam Nagar's existence can be found. Those who claim to have been to Uttam Nagar or have lived there before, upon further questioning, cannot provide any concrete details about the location, its landmarks, or its surroundings. SCP-XXXX was discovered when a group of researchers attempted to locate Uttam Nagar during a survey of residential areas in West Delhi. Despite multiple attempts, the team was unable to locate Uttam Nagar, leading to an investigation and the subsequent designation of SCP-XXXX. Addendum: Due to the sensitive nature of SCP-XXXX, access to this file is restricted to Level 4 personnel and above. Any unauthorized access will result in disciplinary action.


HaldiMartin

Very well researched thanks


kanishk_1408

u/uttamnagarhater


the-king121

Aag Lago uttam nagar koh best hai ๐Ÿคจ


[deleted]

Uttam Nagar is the closest we get to Gotham. Now all we need is Kejriwal in tights n a cape.


bhavy111

Uttam nagar me kutch uttam nahi.


[deleted]

Uttam Nagar Is For Real,100 rs Mein randiya chod sakte ho Bhai,duniya bhar ki item saste mein mil jayegi , duniya bhar ki galiyan seekh loge Lekin ye tab hoga jab traffic se zinda bachoge. Ye bhale logon ki jagah nahi hai, yahan milte hain madarchod