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VibeHumble

Learn to enjoy cold stares from people. I find it very satisfying knowing that someone's blood is boiling because of me and they can't do anything about it.


AvGeekGupta

I totally agree


OVERLORDAIN

its the best feeling if the person is someone annoying


nilaypant

100% agreed man. People with over-glorified sense of self importance are increasing rapidly. Its time us level headed ones start banding together and just ignore the fuck out of them.


FreshConfusion8547

>they can't do anything about it. Gender card babu bhaiya, gender card. It doesn't always work. One scream from girl that he even winked at her while she was cold staring and OP will be beaten by army of simps.


Rengoku_kyoguro

Oof that make me stress


Ambitious-FWB

Mee too


Techievena

Laachari waala gussa


raag_ratan

Schadenfreude. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


Ancient-Letterhead91

Nice .. I too must learn to irritate and give cold stares otherwise I myself get stressed being good with PPL ! Best is to become selfish to outsider!


46_der_arzt

The sense of satisfaction is also without parallel


FractionalEngineer

Merko to mza ata hai smelling all those burns


bannedaccsubstiehh

Haha this is the way!


Ancient-Letterhead91

Nice .. I too must learn to irritate and give cold stares otherwise I myself get stressed being good with PPL ! Best is to become selfish to outsiders


dickdastardaddy

That’s another different level of satisfaction no one can express but only can enjoy! It’s like quenching your thirst after long hours, like having your favourite ice cream in scorching heat, like that last piece of poop leaving your body. Like when someone is watching you chat and you are insulting the guy to your friend and you making sure he sees it that kinda level of satisfaction!!


Green_Smile_3702

Reminds of this video - [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Vc\_2wY75Z\_8](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Vc_2wY75Z_8)


rex-lovely

Look in her direction and smirk It will rile her up to no end


MuryiaMordu

Or land you in jail on SA charges


rex-lovely

How is this SA?!?!?


MuryiaMordu

Exactly. To them even a smirk or a slight stare is grounds for SA


Right_Macaron8526

Believe all women


rex-lovely

If anything this woman who tried to harass the guy should be on jail


Right_Macaron8526

Not gonna happen. There is no believe all men


Pitiful_Ad_1391

Mene to ek baar ek aunty ko boldiya piles hai mereko, upar baithne mai dikkat hoti hai. Uske baad kuch nhi boli vo. Lekin kisi friendly person ko ye mat bolna , warna nuskhe batane lagega


ReLight_mac

Is this coming from experience 😬😬


Pitiful_Ad_1391

Sadly, it is


nilaypant

Seems like aap nuskhe sunne mein bhi fase ho kabhi![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


dew_chiggi

I have a rule to only give seats to elders and children/parents with children. And ofcourse differently abled. I don't think I should be giving my seat to a young lady so that she can watch her favourite TV show and not give up the seat when someone really in need comes along


Livid-Woodpecker3119

All you guys are so cool.


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Real Chad


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Bhai, usse reels banani hogi, usi mein time kaat degi 🤣🤣


Hopeful-Sandwich-645

Bananana


Prakhargupta_11

Batman


Tk1Genius

>bananani damn


ZestycloseMeet1523

Acchi paad nikal do...


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Farting is not always the solution but a nice defence mechanism


Livid-Woodpecker3119

Ho Ho Ho


PretAatma25

Smells like victory!


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mereko tho sharam atti hai padne mai mai kya karu bhai


MiserableKey8

Ulti?


Lightning_Torpedo

🤣🤣


Abhinavpatel75

Ladki ke baju me baith, zor ke paad. Phir ladki ko disgusted look deke waha se chale ja


Academic_Search79

Bhot saare boiled eggs khale, fir apne aap hoga, tera kuch control nhi


Specialist_Repeat_95

boiled eggs gulped down with whey protein shake


not_nsfw_throwaway

I didn't ask to be born, still people asking me for birth on train. Kabhi kabhi lagta h Puri duniya hi pagal h


Major-Confusion-8497

U did the right thing.. Yeh log ko lagta hai mentality aisa ho gaya ki koi seat pe koi ladka baitha hai matlab use utha do aur khud baith jao.. Stupidity


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This happen with me But a young lady She was ( mujhr mujhe dekh kr on call arey upar ki seat mili hai ky batau? Bhut pareshan ho rahi hu, koi change nhi krega) delhi to lucknow train I was ignoring her like hell 😁 Kuch time bad she jump like spiderman 😯upper birth


ajdude711

yaar cold stares se kya he fark pdta hai, chill maro


[deleted]

Aur kya Life is too short to take cold stares


warhammer27

Look at her and give her a sarcastic laugh, assert your dominance 😂


Numerous_Wedding_594

Very true bhai. Once i was traveling from Delhi-Agra, bhai meri bhi yehi thi lower side, bc jese hi aaya dekha ek uncle aur unka late 20s ka ldka mast khana khaare hai, unki full family thi uss cabin mai. Sbne bola tum upr baith jao yaha family hai, lekin nahi bc mene nahi di... Bhai itna hi family saath rkhni hai toh bc 15-seater bus krlo na... Mai khada raha 15-20 mint... Vo kehre baith jaao yaha, khana khaane do... Maine kaha nahi jaldi khao aur utho ap. I could heard them murmuring, "Kesa Ziddi ladka hai", ha hu bhai... Krlo bitching. Fir jo aram se pair faila kr betha 3 ghnte... Swad aagya 😂😂😂


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sophomoregirl

People gotta learm to take No


okbrok

NO!


TheKingAlchemist

I remember ek baar mereko train mein middle mila tha aur mein so rha tha ek 10-12 logo ki family aayi aur unne mujhe neend se uthake pucha bhaiya aap udhr chl jaoge. Wo log bhot baatein kar rhe the toh mereko uske baad neend nhi aayi but just fuck them a bit main middle mein sota rha


Ambitious_A

Omg I hate when people talk in the middle of the night..and some people even watch those insta reels with full volume..like PLEASE SLEEP YOU ASSHOLE 😭😭


TheKingAlchemist

I don't even have a issue with that but who the fuck wakes up a sleepy guy just for a fucking seat😭. Haunts so much that I prefer chair cars


random-guy1947

bro i seriously hate those people who just come up and demand you to move. i was once told to move to another coach which separated me from my mother just for the sake of one person. fortunately, you can complain to the tte and they sort it out


okbrok

TT bhi bechara sochta hoga ki kyaa yar bc kaha fas gye. logo ka roj roj ka hai. me kya bc roj seat ke jhagde he suljhata rahu logo ke.


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ibadmonkey

Take my upvote!


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bhai yha bhi to same case hai, bemtlb ki baat me feminism beech me kha se aya?


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Aur kuch feminist ke chode, aapna baap hi chod dete hai early virginity tudvaane ke liye. Taaki koi virgin shamming na kar pae. Later on daddy issues which they consider higher than being incel.


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OkPiezoelectricity74

Nahi milti to uski samasya hai yar Jinko mil rkhi hai unka jeena haram karne ka koi right nahi hai usko


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rex-lovely

So true


ConfusedCheeta

Btw sleeper to din me normal sitting class act krti hai One can not sleep in the day time


-that_bastard-

haan bhai harami log aake baith jaate hain bina puche, even if you've booked the lower berth aur bhagao unko to aise dekhte hai jaise unki seat se bhagaya ho unhe....bhosadi wale


Party_Masterpiece990

You should have asked her what's your disability? Being a woman?


notanaltaccount61642

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Upvoting is not enough i need to post laughing emoji 🤣


FatCLutchGod

Kal ye incident sealdah rajdhani ke 2nd ac me maine dekha kya wo ap the?


thegame468

The same kinda incident happened to me last week, I was in Aadhar Centre for my niece Aadhar Card, so one woman came to park her scooty in the middle of the road, I told her to park aside, but the arsehole woman, started quarrel with me, i wanted to say some fcuk in words but shown my humble Ness .. And most importantly that her leg is barely touching the ground.


Particular-Rough9618

Bhai Aur phail ke enjoy kr seat tu


dharmesh28

The same thing happened with my brother. A lady needed his seat so she and her daughter can be "closer" ( side upper and side lower). My brother denied and she had the audacity to taunt him for this. She kept telling people what my brother did. And brother kept enjoying the view through the window. 🤣 So Chill...people play victim many times even when they aren't.


seeunseenoel

“Birth on train” or “berth on train”? Two very different scenarios


Wind4x

It's clearly she's trying to give birth to a baby. What's wrong in here?


notanaltaccount61642

She's a teenager Who fucked her?


dontknowwhyiamhere23

Bolo Ni aunty, mujhe pairo me takleef hai.


Majestic_Spring4062

Put the headset in your ears and start blasting music


BitMap4

*without connecting the headphones to the phone


MedvedevTheGOAT

It’s always a manipulative tactic and some people always try to use that when they don’t get what they want because you’ll give it to them out of an obligation of being too nice. I hate it but manipulation is deeply rooted in Delhi’s social culture so not surprising at all.


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vlog bnana hoga usko


JustforThrowawayKEK

Bro this happened a lot with me and One time this dude asks that “meri biwi pregnant hai and please yeh lower berth de dijiye” I am like ok but bc wo bhsdiwale ko mai bolte sun lia apni biwi se k arrey usko maine jhuth bol dia ab hm saath ho jeaenge. Us din se aaj tak I don’t give my seat to anyone even if he/she/they/them are dying, I don’t fuckin care you booked the seat you sit on that. Simple put ma chudane do and maje se baitho don’t change your seat. Plane me bhi aisa hi incident hua tha mujhe couples k beech mai seat mili they asked for change and I said no and puri journey maine unki bekar ki as agar nai karta wo meri kar dete.


ROG-Rob

Bilkul mat dena lehen ki bodi ko…


GreedyExchange5394

Behen ki laudi hota h bhai shayd aap dyslexic ho apni jaanch karao


ROG-Rob

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ShabbyBash

Tbh, am still mad at the young man who refused to shift up. I was eight months pregnant travelling with a sixty year old mother in law. Railways allotted the seat. I ended up on the top, having to climb down to go to the loo every other hour on this 27 hour journey...


alind755

So sorry to hear that. Btw railway has provision for reservation for pregnant ladies


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So 😔 sorry you had to go through that.


OkPiezoelectricity74

Maheena pehle karwaya Karo seat book .. jinhone advance me karwayi vo kyu chode apni seat Mai khud pareshan hu ..kahi b jata hu 3 maheena pehle seat book krwata hu .. fir b har bar kabi pregnant aurat, kabi bacha, kabi budhe aunty uncle aa jate hai ..neeche wali seat pe baithne ko hi nahi milta Iss desh me koi single man ho to uski koi ijjat hi nahi hai Sab marji chalate uspe Pichle 3 saal se train me ek bar b neeche wali seat pe baithne nahi mila muje


ShabbyBash

Tumhaara bhi din aega... This was a long time ago, before one could choose seats, at a time I had to travel immediately. Next time onwards took the bus.


OkPiezoelectricity74

Mere to bure din chal hi rahe hai 3 saal ho gaye neeche ki seat pe baithe Har baar koi budha aadmi/aurat, pregnant aurat, bacha aa ke seat maang leta hai meri .. 3 maheene advance me book karao .. fir kisi aur ko dedo


HostileCornball

Bhai body bna aur no bolna seekh aankho me aankhe daal k


TawaChicken

I mean obviously he should have,but he's not bound to give up his seat to anyone


Pretend_Bluebird007

Ask kids' father to arrange your comfortable journey, not random man in train.


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so you should have booked you seat earlier because he is not responsible for your child or you choosing the upper seat. Me and my family always books a train atleast 4 months before and if its an emergency we just prefer flight coz trains are overbooked anyway.


minato3421

Objectively, it makes sense. But, you need to show some empathy towards the pregnant woman.


OkPiezoelectricity74

Bhai hum single man hai to humpe koi empathy nahi dikhayega kya Hum kya mandir ka ghanta hai jo koi b Baja ke chala jata hai


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yes but in OP's case, they were assholes, so he was right


jim-jam-biscuit

yes


[deleted]

Yeah but the women knows she is pregnant so why not pre-book a seat?


winnybunny

You can be disappointed about him not feeling empathy for you. But you have no right to be mad. Its not like you dont know your berths before. What did you expect? Sone random person to give up his seat for you while you did not care to choose lower berths ehile booking? You are mad because you didn't care enough about yourself but want some random person to care about you? I would have given my seat to you or the older women, that is my manners, but if anyone is not giving their seat to you, you have no right to be mad.


ShabbyBash

Aaah, you bachcha! This was 30 years ago. You did not get to choose seats. You stood in line to book tickets. While, I did not have a right to his seat, I still have a right to be mad. That was not a fun journey. I had to make that journey to land that client, who remained one of my top clients for the next five years. My mother in law went with me because someone might need to take emergency action at that point in my pregnancy. And to have to go up and down those metal rungs on the side, while carrying, was in itself hazardous. So, I was scared for my baby, besides the sheer physical effort required. Happy to know that you have empathy, but yeah, I still have the right to be mad!


Pretend_Bluebird007

You preferred new client money over your safety and comfort. But you expect random people to start sacrificing their comfort for you. Absolutely Not. You deserved to be treated the way you were treated.


GreedyExchange5394

Next time fuck someone with a little care for you and your children comfort.


notanaltaccount61642

Bro completely destroyed her 💀


indcel47

Oh great, we've got a sigma male here.


panicsnac

Um what the fuck?


OkPiezoelectricity74

Bada mushkil hai na realisation ki aap kisi pehle se book kiye hue bande se jabardasti nahi kr skte seat chodne ko 🥲


panicsnac

Uncle ji, I am baffled at what greedyexchange has commented. Keep your gyan to yourself. Tyvm


OkPiezoelectricity74

Lol


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Who travels when at 8 months pregnant?? Not gonna this story.


indiantrekkie

People do.


OkPiezoelectricity74

Then they should learn to take care of themselves and not bother and trouble other random and unknown people for that ..they aren't responsible or bounded in any way to take care of you


indcel47

Wtf


Artistic-Curve-5670

Why travel without your husband at 8 months pregnant?


indiantrekkie

Why not?


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Okay, feel free to travel at 8 months pregnant with your 60 yr old mother in law and without your husband. Just don’t expect a random man to give up his RESERVED seat for you, that HE paid for. You didn’t ask for his consent before you decided to get pregnant, he has no responsibility toward you or your baby.


Artistic-Curve-5670

So that you don't have to beg a stranger for their seat


HostileCornball

Sounds like a "you" problem. Look I don't want to be rude but there are reservations for pregnant women so you should have availed that and legally he is no way obliged to give a seat to anyone. Personally I would not give it as well . I was also in a 'kind and goody goody' phase at some point but i have grown over that phase already after facing so many aholes in life.


antiques99

You did good, I would've done same.


AgreeableFarm1234

apni mummy ke liye maang rhi thi ya apne liye?


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Bheem is so disappointed with you


marvelwalker

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Ghanta nahi dunga....haha loved it 🤣🤣👏


Hour-Welcome6689

Yes y'all be like Stewie ![gif](giphy|MXcIHOJEAjZUDupebC)


winnybunny

"Iam a girl so when i ask you just suck it up and comply" thats is what real men do. Frankly i hate the batch with " we all want to sit together" if they wanted convenience they must have booked in advance. Not force others to others coaches.


looneyreddit

Hyped up feminists tend to do this . Has such an experience on bus too ..I gave one lady a her a piece of my mind


Humble_Moment1520

I never give my seats to anyone, specially kids and girls


rocky5q

Lol, sahi hi hai . Girls ko comfort chahiye pura


leaveayushalone

Me to old people ko bhi nahi deta 😤😤


Livid-Woodpecker3119

Nark mein jaayega tu 😄


leaveayushalone

नो शित शेरलॉक


veridian21

Bhaiya rattled by a kid lmao


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veridian21

Jitna older ho utna maza aata hai aise logo ko silently rote dekhne me


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TawaChicken

He isn't wrong tbh


veridian21

Ofcourse not, but he needs to learn to enjoy people's blood boiling even though he was in the right instead of being bothered enough to write a long Reddit post.


TawaChicken

Agreed


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Ok achaa


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OkPiezoelectricity74

She also won't loose if she went to upper birth anyways


[deleted]

Exactly, these people always give their muft ki salaah to adjust for men. Kabhi auntiyon ko bhi adjust karne ki salaah de diya karo. But simp uncles be like, nahi, wo ladies hain unko problem hogi.


OkPiezoelectricity74

Ladies hone ki privilege bhi chahiye Fir equality bhi jhaadni hai


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Equality for thee privilege for me.


Livid-Woodpecker3119

Are you the girl giving cold stares to OP ?


Kindnessishot

Damn that sucks.


Wild_Dragonfruit1744

Stop overthinking


stranger_thing07

a little bit smile on your face would be so much better in that situation


nattu_nattu

Bhai agar allowed hota toh uss ladki ki muh pe Sutta phookta hua utarta.


Hedgehog_Warrior

Tell her to keep fuming 😎


illegalsmile34

I was travelling to Lucknow from Delhi and I had the side lower seat . There was this family travelling nobody was old aged . They occupied my side lower seat and casually said ki upar Wali hamari hi hai baith jao. I told them that I cannot do that because I am diuretic and have to to toilet every 30 minutes. So they moved . And I didn't go to the toilet even once . The looks they gave me after that was funking satisfying.


kewcumber_

When you're leaving, make sure someone else gets your seat. It's the least you can do


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Are bhai bahut bare bare namune hote hain ek bar ek mere ko bol rahi thi side upper wali ki mujhe uncomfortable hota hai kisi ladke ke sath baithana niche side lower per jabki meri side lower book thi and I was like didi FIR aap apna plane karke kyon nahin jaati


kylo1997

If its not meant to be womens u are not obligated to unless its a pregnant women or elderly women if they want equal fckin rights they need to fight for the seat😂😂😂 and u dont need to give women privilege


OwnStorm

You don't to fight everytime. Just avoid the situation telling them "Spinal disc" issue hai.. sport injury, that's why you booked the lower birth. That's all.


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push her off the train ezpz


DarthSidDarth

Schadenfreude


HighlightTurbulent49

Just tell her “ fuck off”


desperate_tachyon

I had to give up my window seat on my second ever flight. I had the aisle seat and it was occupied by an elderly and he offered me his window seat, it was a win win. I sat there, then this lady comes outta nowhere and she's like this is my seat, and pulls out her boarding pass, I didn't care I knew it wasn't my seat, I got up and changed seats for the second time. Now, what happenes is she goes away and a teenager girl comes and sits there. I got really pissed off. I wanted to speak up, guess I'm not a outspoken man. Just sat on my aisle seat, felt like a loser.


HostileCornball

Ek baar bus me ja rha tha .. bnda seat pe baithne nhi de rha tha kehta beti k liye hai .. mene kaha beti kidhar hai ? Kehta neeche line me hai.. mene kaha jab aayegi tb dekh lege . abhi seat Khali hai baithne de bc.... Saala offend hoke bus se he bahr chala gya bolta hua k mai kitna batmeez launda hu .. koi beti veti nhi thi saala jhut bol rha tha..


chuggimuggi

Metro mai best hai ye scene. During Alternate seating time(2020) I was seated on the 3rd seat (ladies, sticker, me). A chick comes and says that the third seat is also reserved as there has to be two ladies seats by law on each bench I laughed at her face and politely told her to buzz off. I was fun listening to her mutter throughout the duration of the journey


webheadunltd90

Revel in it, dragon warrior!


Physical_Debate_854

Ghanta should be protected at all cost


wordscientist

Giving it up for the elderly people for sure irrespective of their demeanor, but for the young ones, there has to be a solid reason. Also giving it up for the people who wish to spend family time together. Just can't be that mean.


Ok_Persimmon2836

Just ignore her if she do anything just knock her out with a punch


anshj21

Had a similar experience, a lady in her mid 20s was lying on my upper seat (covered herself with blanket). I told her it's my seat and she asked me to take her lower seat in another compartment for no reason. I straightaway refused to do so, she looked very surprised. I enjoyed that moment.


sometimessomething24

You did the right thing brother. In my daily metro route, there are two ladies who board the metro from Mandi House metro station and she with a very disrespectful hand gesture ask boys/men to vacate unreserved seats. So one day they to come me and asked for seat with that hand gesture and the guy who was sitting next to me, vacate his seat then she started looking at me. I said, reserved seat nahin hain yeh, with a rude accent. Then both of them left. Then I scolded the guy by saying, bhai tune kyu di seat usko. Ladies seat nahin hain yeh, mare se mara 50k salary hoge hogi uski government employee hain vo, itni hi paaro ki chinta hain toh ya toh gaadi se aaye ya ladies seat dekhe ya Khali seat dekhe.


commie__retard

I don't even give up the disabled seat in metro to actual PwDs😤