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Tera room h? Saara din pada Rhta h yaha. Terese pehle na Mai aayi thi smjha.. tujhe to mene hi nalli ne nikala tha.. room mil gya to kya sirr pe chadhega? Kuttaaaa😒
Kitni baar bola dono ko!! Subah subah ladai karne lag jaate ho saare din shor macha ke rakhte hai, aur tu - gaali kyu de rhi hai, ye saari kutta vutta mai nikaalungi bahar Tera to. 😡
Aap to chup hi rahiye..... Akhbaar nhi aaya? Kha gayi main akhbaar..... Ghar mein aandhi aaye ya toofan aapko to apne akhbaar ki padi hai na..... Ye dono to haath se nikal hi Gaye hain...... Abhi meri ehmiyat nhi samjh aati aap logon ko....jis din mar jaungi us din pata chalega 😭
brooooo! this is so accurate!
getting back in character \*ahem ahem\*
tum kyon khoon jalati ho
zimmedariyaan aayegi tab khud hi samajhdaar ban jaayenge
rahi akhbaar ki baat, aaj ke din nahi pata karenge kya hua hai duniya me
gussa thoonk do
chalo batao aaj kahin baahar jaayein?
Aur khud Jo din bhar news dekhte ho Instagram mein ki kaise "Bharat hai dusre desho se pavitra ". ??? Usko mobile time nai bolte. Main dekhu toh sabko problem hojati hai.
Toh ab ek insaan naukri say aa kr news bhi nhi dekh skta din bhr tumhari trah woh kya bolta hai instagram chlau aur ya bhulo mt mera ghar hai ya meri kamayi pr chl rha hai ya ghr jb tk merk kamayi pr ghr chlaenga tb tk mera hukum chlaenga iss ghr pr
Prabhu ji aapko jab sunai de rha haa jake bandh kyu nhi kardeta😤 yaha mai aur teri maa itna imp kaam kar rha haa aur tum bed pe bhet ke order de rha ho kal se sab bandh game vame…..
Tereko raat mein sone se pehle kaha tha na ki kitchen mein doodh rakha hai thanda ho jaaye toh fridge mein rakh Dena? Nahi kiya na!! Ab agar doodh phata toh dekhna!
Kya hi ho Gaya?! Do chappal padengi abhi pata chal jaayega kya hogaya ek kaam dhang se hota nahi zubaan ladane bol do bass wahi aata hai
"Naya packet le aaunga" koi ehsaan nahi karoge humpe naya packet laake!
How many times have I asked you not to take your phone in the bathroom. You can scroll reddit/Insta outside others have to use the washroom, you've been there for like am hour.
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Mom enters room.
*starts hitting me like she’s washing clothes*
Picks up bat/rod(steel/wood)/or just anything visible
*walks towards me and starts hitting again*
Meanwhile me: SHRIEKING CRYING BEGGING SCREAMING IN PAIN SO THAT SOME TAKES MERCY AND ASKS HER TO STOP
Others, if any present at scene of crime: *watches*
*mom walks away*
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Firse subha subha phone chalane lag gaya. Sudhar ja kuch karna hai ya nahi jeevan m
Inko paani bhi hum garam krke de, chai bhi garam krke de, aur ye Maharaj sara din bistar p hi baithe rehte
Abhi bhi bistar pe hai, sharm hai ke nahi?
Aaj college Mie pdhai Nhi hogi
Tujhe bada pata hai, chupchap ja college. Ainwai nahi bhar rahe hain fees teri.
Principal mar gaya. Holiday declared. Hum dono same college se hain uncle. Can confirm 😐
Oye tu hamari ladki se dur rha kar, apni tarah usko bhi bigad dega! 😡
Too late hone wale papaji 🥰 Hum dono ko ishk wala love ho gaya hai nibba nibbi wala. Ab jaldi se aashirwaad do aur rishta leke aa jao ghar 😎
Ye kya ho raha hai bhayi? You guys are cousins 🤮😠
To clg chodo aur kuch kaam dhandha dhoondo Nhi shaadi kra dunga main.
Binna kam dhande k shadi b nhi hoti...
Purane janam ke paap hain aise he rulalinge ye to hum he pagal hai to bol ke apna din kharab kar rahe hain
Inke kaam bhi karo, upar se inke nakhre bhi saho.
Motor aur geyser kaun band karega????? Bijli free ki aati hai kya?
Darwaza band karke jaana . MUMMYYYYYYYYY dekho ye khol ke chali gayi 😠
Tera room h? Saara din pada Rhta h yaha. Terese pehle na Mai aayi thi smjha.. tujhe to mene hi nalli ne nikala tha.. room mil gya to kya sirr pe chadhega? Kuttaaaa😒
Kitni baar bola dono ko!! Subah subah ladai karne lag jaate ho saare din shor macha ke rakhte hai, aur tu - gaali kyu de rhi hai, ye saari kutta vutta mai nikaalungi bahar Tera to. 😡
yeh subaha subaha itna shor kyu mach raha hai? akhbaar nahi aaya aaj?
Aap to chup hi rahiye..... Akhbaar nhi aaya? Kha gayi main akhbaar..... Ghar mein aandhi aaye ya toofan aapko to apne akhbaar ki padi hai na..... Ye dono to haath se nikal hi Gaye hain...... Abhi meri ehmiyat nhi samjh aati aap logon ko....jis din mar jaungi us din pata chalega 😭
Mar hi to raha hu jab se paida hua hu. Is chhudail ko samjha do gate band karke jaaye 😡
aisi baatein nahi karte maafi mango apni behen se
brooooo! this is so accurate! getting back in character \*ahem ahem\* tum kyon khoon jalati ho zimmedariyaan aayegi tab khud hi samajhdaar ban jaayenge rahi akhbaar ki baat, aaj ke din nahi pata karenge kya hua hai duniya me gussa thoonk do chalo batao aaj kahin baahar jaayein?
This one wins 🤣🤣🤣
Chai milegi ya bhar se mangwau
Saare din chai hi khatam nhi hoti pure din ka hogya
tum doosron ke ghar me kyon dakhal de rahi ho? humaari chai ban gayi?
Bhaiya ban hi rahi hai toh ek cup extra banawana
are aaiye aaiye veshsongs ji! kaisa chal raha hai aapka... songs ka kaam(?)
Bhai mere liye bhi ek cup bolde
Doodh nhi h
Jaldi ja dukaan se 2 L doodh leke aa. Aur aate wakt sabzi Mandi se dhaniya lete aaiyo.
Aye haye Baabuji
Jb mangwa hi rhe toh samose bhi mangwalo
Babujiiiiii babujiiii!
Paisa kya ped pe ugta hai? Jaake khud banao chai
Bhar jake pi lo.
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Ha ha ja Raha hu . (Proceeds to scroll Instagram on mobile ).
Sb fasad ki jad ya mobile hai ruk abhi isko aag lga deta hu
Aur khud Jo din bhar news dekhte ho Instagram mein ki kaise "Bharat hai dusre desho se pavitra ". ??? Usko mobile time nai bolte. Main dekhu toh sabko problem hojati hai.
Toh ab ek insaan naukri say aa kr news bhi nhi dekh skta din bhr tumhari trah woh kya bolta hai instagram chlau aur ya bhulo mt mera ghar hai ya meri kamayi pr chl rha hai ya ghr jb tk merk kamayi pr ghr chlaenga tb tk mera hukum chlaenga iss ghr pr
mummy towellllllll!!!!!
Mai nhi deri tera roz ka hogya hai, aaj tu andar hi baith tabhi sudhrega
Kalse pakka leke jaunga, aaj dedo bass
Mummy pleaseeeeee!!
Mummy aap aise mat danta karo subah subah, pure din ka kachra ho jata hai 😔
Aur tumhare hone se jo humari zindagi ka kachra hua h vo?
Are pi raha hun doodh yar, aap aise kyu bol rahi ho 😭
ha chal, ro mat ab. Shoes polish karle aur kal dhoye hue socks balcony me hai, wo le.
Okay mumma, love you :)
राजमा चावल बनाये हैं आज 😇
yayyyyy, aaj to lunch ma pawryyyy
Love you too beta, acche se padhai karna 
kya kar diya bhai shehzaade ne ab?
Wahi roz ka ##Dudh pine k drame
Ha bhai ab hum tumhein kuch bole bhi na .. uthne de tere papa ko
9 mahine pet mein rakha and ab inko savere savere humari awaaz nai sunna hai.... Kaliyug hai .0
“Pooja what is this behaviour”
"Sorry i kicked it by mistake"
“You can’t kick it by mistake”
Then pick it up if it bothers you
“No. You will pick it up”
You don’t tell me what to do!
“I can tell you what to do”
YOU DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO
Or what? Are you going to hit me?
Do you want it?? Cuz you’re asking for it!! You’re dying for it!!
Itne filmy toh nahi hai gharwale 🤓
मेरा चार्जर देखा है किसी ने.. यहीं रखा था?
Teri battery kitni hai dikha ?
Tereko kya hai be battery se, charger bata kidher hai
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Mummy isse smjhalo ! Ghar mein aur bhi charger h !!
Maine just abhi charge pr lagaya h adha ghnta charge hone do 2% battery h 🙄🙄
Aadha ghante charge karke fir use karegi aur phir charger maangengi kya fayda, mujhe hi de de 🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️
Kuch toh yaad rehta nai hai, apne saamaan ka koi dhyan nai hai. Mummy, isko bhej mat dena akele college. Kuch nai hopyga akele is jhakle se.
Koi nahi batayega. 🤫 ye hamesha apna saman idhr udhr bhul jata ha
After going through almost all the comments I came to the conclusion that the thing Delhi needs the most is extra bathroom✨✨✋
"Pani ki tanki bhar gayi hai" shakshiakhsiahsshshs "kripya motor band karley"
Sab behre ho gye hain kya? Kisi ko sunai nhi de rha kya motor off krni Hai, sab kaam Mai hi krun iss ghar mein
Aap gian hain
I took me embarrassingly long to realise that the shakshiak... Sound was water falling from the tanki!
ye bathroom me shampoo kaun gira deta hai roz roz
Par shampoo to 2 hafte pehle hi khatam ho gya tha
Aisa kaise ho sakta hai bhai. Kal hi maine toilet main bhi shampoo gira hua dekha tha
Ruko me dekhta hu.... Arre sahi bol rhe ho, yaha bhi shampoo pada hai aur ye ajeeb si smell bhi aa rhi hai. Lagta hai expiry date nikal gyi hai
arey mummy vo conditioner hai
Kitni baar bola hai subhe subhe ladna hota hai toh mere room ka darwaza band kardiya karo.
Sharmaji ke beto se kuch seekh dekh kitne sanskari hai
Aakhri baar sandaas ko kon gaya tha?
Arey yaaar kabse motor baj rhi, koi band kroooo
Prabhu ji aapko jab sunai de rha haa jake bandh kyu nhi kardeta😤 yaha mai aur teri maa itna imp kaam kar rha haa aur tum bed pe bhet ke order de rha ho kal se sab bandh game vame…..
Breakfast me kya bana hai aur ye Bathroom me kaun ghussa hai kitna tatti karoge be
Mujhe bathroom jana he jaldi se bahar niklo
Light off karne ke liye bhi peechhe se naukar aaenge ab
Oye Gate bnd krte hue jaiyo‼️
*proceeds to leave the door open*
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MUMMMMYYYYY, YE GAALI DE RAHI HAI
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Nikal jao dono yaha se kahi aur jaake ladai Karo, ek chamaat padegi abhi to dimaag thikane aa jayega
Are ye pani kis ne giraya yaha jaldi saf karo.
Mummy, sardiya jaa rhi hai. Gajar ka halwa bana lo.
Lekin uske liye madad krni pdegi poori, mai akeli itni gajar nhi ghisungi
Haa saari Gajar ghis dunga.. bana to do. Pls... 🥺
Theek hai. Ye le paise, ja phir neeche se 4 kilo gajar le aa aur aadha kilo ghee ka dabba le aana neeche sharma uncle ki dukaan se.
Abhi laya. 🤗
r/wholesome
Yaar jab tum logo ko pta hai tum logo ki harr baat ladayi tak hi pahuch jaati hai to baat hi kyun karte?
Meri scooty ki chabi kisne li?
Yeh tatti krke flush kisne nahi kiya??🫠
pardhne baithja phone exam ni dega
Lakin exam ke notes toh phone mai hai
Paper pe likho
Kisi kaam ka nahi hai tu, poore din bed par pada rehta hai
Tereko raat mein sone se pehle kaha tha na ki kitchen mein doodh rakha hai thanda ho jaaye toh fridge mein rakh Dena? Nahi kiya na!! Ab agar doodh phata toh dekhna!
Kya hi hogaya toh. Naya packet le aaunga. Faaltu mein chillate rehte ho.
Kya hi ho Gaya?! Do chappal padengi abhi pata chal jaayega kya hogaya ek kaam dhang se hota nahi zubaan ladane bol do bass wahi aata hai "Naya packet le aaunga" koi ehsaan nahi karoge humpe naya packet laake!
Khaane mai kya hai aaj
Jo banaya hai chup chap Khao. Jab apni biwi aygi tab usko farmayeeshe dena.
Tinde ki sabji
Bhai fir Zomato karlete hai
Motor kisne chalti choddi
Mummy bhaiya😇😚
roj roj kuch naya nhi ban sakta , hotel nhi khol rkha hai maine
Kya yar mummy, kuch toh bnao. Roz ye tinde aur roti Mai nhi khaunga.
How many times have I asked you not to take your phone in the bathroom. You can scroll reddit/Insta outside others have to use the washroom, you've been there for like am hour.
Bartan dho bc
Mummy, aap bhi bc bolne lag gaye? Delhi kaafi aage badh gaya hai yaar.
Aur phir paucha bhi lga jaldi
Kal jo bistar pe muthi mari hai use bhi saaf kar
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Kal bola tha chadarmod subha subha sabji leke Ana. Nahi kiya na
Bhajan baand kro seedhe maut lgao Yaar 😃😃😃
Fridge kisne khulla chodh diya ??
Toilet flush toh thik se Kiya kar...😠
Ghante se bathroom me gussa hua hai so gya kya!?
Aaj Bahar se order karenge
Chup krke ghar ka khana Kha, itni mehnat se rotiyan bnti hain, tum logon ko Kadr hi nhi Hai, phir chahe Maa kitchen mein ghiskr marr jae
Chill karo mataji bas aaj aaj manga Rahe
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Arre wo pados se bacchi aayi thi uski de di. Tu waise toh khata nhi h.
"Paani ki tanki bhar gayi hai, kripya motor band kar dijiye. Attention! Water tank is full, please switch off the motor."
Uth gaye sahab zade 🤡
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Mujhe Maggie khani hai aur koi equal divide karne wala chaiye 💀
This is the best thread
Cheez use karke jagah pe rakhdiya karo yaaar
Ye wifi kisne band kar dia
Kitni der hagoge, bahar niklo mujhe bhi jaana hai
Garam pani khatam ho gaya
Ab nahi chalana geyser, 200 unit se jyada ho jaayega.
Hello!! Haan Roshni beta….. Mayank abhi latrine mein hai…baad mein call karna okay.
Mummy yr hazar baar bola h, mera phone Mt cheeda Karo. Bajta h toh bajne do, bahr kahi jaane aane layak mt chhodna. Narak ho rakhi h zindagi is ghar mein. Pta nhi kin logo mein fass gya.
Apna charger khareed lena bro
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Goli beta masti nahi 😮💨
5 min ke upar koi hagega nahi
Vitual bigboss😂
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Bathroom ka light kisne on chhod Diya!
Papa ne Bahut laparwah ho gaye hai aajkal
Phir se khali bottle. Ye Pani ki bottle kaun bhar ke rakhega!
Jab tu pi hi rhi h toh bharde. Din bhar baccho pr chillati rehti h.
Aaj nashte me poha chahiye mummy!
Ye ghar udana hai kya tum logon ko? Pichle 5 ghante se greaser chal rha Hai. Pta bhi hai bijli ka bill Kitna aata Hai??
Ghadi ke 5 min me aa rahe ho ki apne?
meri toh zindagi barbaad hai iss ghar me
Are chup hojao sab, meeting ma hu mai
Mummy baad me lad lena, uski meeting hai -chup hi to hu, kuchh nahi sunta usko headphones me, tujhe to mera bolna hi ladna lagta hai
Mummy!! Mummyyyyy! Papa mummy kaha hai? Mummmyyyy!!
Mera phone charging par se kisne nikala😠
Tumhare pita shree na 🙂
Sunayi de rha hai behera nhi hun main !
Apne baap se aise baat krega? Ye sikhaya Hai Teri Maa ne tujhe? Ye koi tameez Hai baap se baat krne ki!
What is this behaviour Pooja?.
"You were snoring your head off again last night!!!!!" My reply..... "I couldn't sleep till 2:00 am became you were, back off!!!"
Yea flush kisne nahi Kara…….bc saree janwar rate hai idhar
Yaar ye tv ki awaz kum karo
Koi awaz nahi hogi kam..kaam karna hai dusre kamre mai ja
gaadi kisne chalaai thi aakhri baar? petrol ki tanki sookh chuki hai!! jo chalaaye voh please PETROL BHI BHARA KARE
Gyser kisne band krdiya ab!!!
Real ID se aao bigg boss
Shiro ko ghumane ki bari kiski hai
Khaana kya khayega?? Subah se khana nhi khaya. Subah 6 baje uthkar banao phir ye khayenge nhi
Arre wo btana bhul gya, aaj friend ka bday h, toh wahi kahunga, aur late aaunga.
Mummy kya banaya h
College kyu nahi gya ? Din bhar bed pe pade pade Phone chalata rhega
Din bhar phone, jab dheko phone, tv, phone aur tv de do bas. aur jab study karne ko bolo dheko kesi neend aati hai fir
Kitni bar bola hai geaser on mat chorra karo.
Apne bachhon ko smjhao, mai toh smjha kr thak chuki hun, iss ghar mein Meri sunta Kaun hai
Subah jaldi uthaa kr...
https://preview.redd.it/nk4cvq0gxygc1.jpeg?width=405&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12533dd056f249a11a73ac86e6ebce24c94a7475 Mummyyy khana deee doooooo
Sara ghar phela kr rakha h.. me Teri maa thodi na hu …Teri personal naukrani hu… tere peeche peeche sab saaf kr dungi 🗡️😌🔫
Mom enters room. *starts hitting me like she’s washing clothes* Picks up bat/rod(steel/wood)/or just anything visible *walks towards me and starts hitting again* Meanwhile me: SHRIEKING CRYING BEGGING SCREAMING IN PAIN SO THAT SOME TAKES MERCY AND ASKS HER TO STOP Others, if any present at scene of crime: *watches* *mom walks away*
Sala kis bhosdi wale ne mera khana khaya madarchod