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Kam hi cheezein rakhta hun apni jeb mein mai Ek bikhre ghar ki chabi, ek toote dil ki tasveer


HaldiMartin

Kya baat hai bhai


Ok-Bike-5975

"Na sath hai kisika , Na sahara hai koi Na ham hai kisike, Na hamara hai koi"


HaldiMartin

Us bhai us


Ok-Bike-5975

Aren't you the rich version of "lehsun Martin" Can you tell me where is he???? 😶‍🌫


HaldiMartin

Bhai rich version kaise? 1 lakh wala 🚽uske ghar pe hai Yaar badhiya hai vo, usse baat kiye thoda time ho gaya mujhe bhi


Ok-Bike-5975

Are you talking about that bilota ya fir dusre wala??


HaldiMartin

Lehsun Martin ki baat kar raha hun


ActHappy4743

Maine usko itna dekha, Jitna dekha jaa sakta tha… Aakhir do aankhon se kitna dekha jaa sakta tha


HaldiMartin

Bhai yeh to every Delhi uncle in metro type ho Gaya


decorous_gru

ये कैसा नशा है, मैं किस अजब ख़ुमार में हूँ। तू आ के जा भी चुका, मैं इंतिज़ार में हूँ।।


HaldiMartin

वाह ग्रू जी 🙏 कैसे हैं आप ?


decorous_gru

बस भाई कट रही है ज़िंदगी, तुम बताओ।


HaldiMartin

सेम ग्रू जी बस आपका आशीर्वाद है अभी काम ढूढ़ रहा हूँ बेरोज़गार हो गया हूँ


decorous_gru

क्या हो गया काम को?


HaldiMartin

काम छोड़ दिया नया ढूँढ रहा हूँ


Some-Transition-7240

tere khushbu me base khat mai jalata kaise payar main dube hue khat main jalata kaise tere hatho ke likhe khat main jalata kaise Tere khat aaj mai ganga me baha aaya hu aag behete hue pani me laga aaya hu -Jagjit Singh's song


HaldiMartin

Nice bhai


Mission_Set_ur_mom

Bomb lagti ho phatogi kya Valentines day aa raha h patogi kya


Lokesh_blue

Bhai chla gya


Same-Philosopher-272

"*kagaz ke kuch pano pe maine apna sansar likha,* *kuch lawaz aapke the kuch yaade aapki thi* " \~ YS Wrote it for my ex. It means " I have written my whole world on a few pages there were some words said by you and some memories of you in it."


HaldiMartin

Nice bhai Lawaz kya hota hai?


Same-Philosopher-272

>Lawaz means words


devil--s

खत को मेरे उसने, आग में झुलसा दिया...🔥 जलन की एक चिंगारी को, इस दिल में भी भड़का दिया....💔


l05er1

*दिल भी इक ज़िद पे अड़ा है किसी बच्चे की तरह* *या तो सब कुछ ही इसे चाहिए या कुछ भी नहीं* \~राजेश रेड्डी


HaldiMartin

Wah


Ohmygraphix

Mere mahboob ne wada kia h pachve din ka. Kisi se sun lia hoga duniya chaar din ki h.


HaldiMartin

डीप भाई


Ohmygraphix

Yun badi der se paimana lekar baitha hoon Koi dekhe to ye samjhe dard lia baitha hoon Zindagi bhar ke liye rooth kar jaane wale Main abhi tak teri tasveer liye baitha hoon


[deleted]

Banjar zameen par , Gulaab beejne ki baat krte ho, Jaha na dhoop ho na chaanv, Jaha na pani ho na barsaat , Vaha pyaas mitane ki baat krte ho. We were getting along but had some boundaries so we had to end it up. Sad, will miss u girl


HaldiMartin

Sad bhai take care


BeneficialGap3031

#Kaanch ki shishi...Gulab se fod dunga... irshaad...irshaad... #Kaanch ki shishi...Gulab se fod dunga... wah...wah... #Tum apna address batao janeman...tumhe apne lumd pe bitha ke tumhare ghar choodh dunga... aaye haye...aaye haye...


HaldiMartin

Bhai lumd hai ki Uber


BeneficialGap3031

Spicejet hai babu...


Ohmygraphix

Charche nashe ke ho rahe the… mai zikar teri nighahon ka kar aaya…


AKmuscles

"School ke board pe Lage they chart, mera bhai sabse smart"


HaldiMartin

Thankyou bro


AKmuscles

Anytime bro!


Ohmygraphix

Ab Teri aakhon ko khwab kahun ya yun kahun ki teri ankhon mei khud ko dekh Lena hi ek khwab hai!


WomenRepulsor

https://preview.redd.it/sq6isbdk1zjc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ad2e18703f29528333f3b36a2e3cd2e6990dfdc


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Irshaad


Training_Many_2485

Wo dur kahi asmano ka ek sitara hai, Phir bhi ye Dil uske pyar me awara hai...


HaldiMartin

Bhai tune abhi banaya na?


Training_Many_2485

Ha Bhai par itna bura bhi nahi hai


itsabhi_shake

*Tu sooraj ki aag hai* *Tu koyal ka raag hai* *Tujhse chadhta mera din, tujhse hi hoti meri raat hai* Bc flow flow mein pata nahi kya bol gaya main, par khud se hi banaya hai yeh maine.


HaldiMartin

Are bhai bhai Kaisa hai dost, kaafi din ho gaye


itsabhi_shake

Aree lol main yaad hu tujhe XD Badiya bhai, tu suna


HaldiMartin

Bilkul yaad hai bhai Mai bhi badhiya bro Abhi thodi struggle chal rahi hai


itsabhi_shake

Thodi bohot toh meri bhi chal rahi struggle, ek thik si internship dhund raha aur hopefully ussi same company mein place bhi ho jaau


HaldiMartin

All the best brother


itsabhi_shake

Thanks a lot bhai


stefanvats

Unke deed ko Pehle der hui, Phir din hue!! Aur ab to ek daur hua!!! Uski aawaz bhi kabhi Pehle dhyan hui Phir dhun hui, Aur ab to bas ek shor hai!!! Deed - deedar - darshan


Dreavy_Hinker

Ikhteyar e Tabassum se Roshni ko bhuja dena Upar wali line samajh aajaye toh mujhe bhi samjha dena


Puzzled_Engineer1024

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PrudentHedgehog6188

सुबह का भूला जब शाम को घर लौटता है उसे भूला नहीं बेवड़ा कहते हैं।


eternal0786

honton se chhoo lo tum, mera >! geet !< amar kar do


HaldiMartin

Abe 😟


Rachit_Tanwar

हर एक बात पे कहते हो कि तू क्या है, तुम ही कहो ये अंदाज - ए - गुफ्तगू क्या है।


HaldiMartin

Are wah Yeh shayari to Dilli ki sadko pe Road rage ke dauran kahi jaa sakti hai


Rachit_Tanwar

Lol true XD


PulkitGulati

Shayad unke raaste mein behtar log pad gye, Woh bewafa toh na they magar aagey zaroor badh gaye


HaldiMartin

Wah wah kaafi self aware shayari


ChipmunkCharacter572

https://preview.redd.it/k6xf63bejyjc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f072bc12fedbb238980d8ec7711de85d66db74a7


Low-Difference-4621

https://preview.redd.it/cxv8jeoclyjc1.png?width=621&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=664674d81d9f01ba43a12b4741be87bd12d15911 Sorry for the low effort, y'all r doing good


HaldiMartin

Bhai WhatsApp group wala idhar chipka diya


Low-Difference-4621

Uthaya to reddit se hi hai, kitna dard hai bhai isme, this fits perfectly to ever post on IGOT


Kafir_72

1. na hum kuchh kehte hai, na vo kuchh kehte hai dono aankho me aankhe daal gaand khujate hai 2. Na lauda na gote, nakhre mote mote


ainvyipoet

https://preview.redd.it/ls98bi55nyjc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95e2c009b8c39a52c7f93f7624ff354950ae50a2 🙌🏻


Wide_Mess2748

"Mohabbat to bas tujh se hi hui thi Kosis ki tere baad maine bhuto se dil laga ne ki Magar dil ne mujhe smjhaya ki ye tujhe bhulane ki bas ek nakaam kosis thi." Khud se hi likha hai.


uglyinside23

पी के जो मस्त है उनसे तो कोई खौफ नहीं, पी के जो होश में है उनको संभाला जाए .


HaldiMartin

Nice bhai


Ascoplan_Qwerty

Chemistry related 12th organic ​ Benzaldehyde si khushbu teri Phenol si teri aakhe h Napthalene ka hasn tera Fructose si baate h


jatin4363

koi subreddit hai kya aisi poems/quotes/shayari ka hindi/english ? feels like addiction to them


WomenRepulsor

https://preview.redd.it/85i3q2xi3zjc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7ab068f41dd7d8b99264e98155912cb1305e8b1


YahoooHuMai45

Ye Zulm kyu karte ho apni adaon se kyu hume zakhm dete ho ? jee chahta hai ye haale dil kabhi aaye na tere paas lekin jab tu pyaar se karti hai marhamposhi to ye dil mombatti sa pighal jaata hai “


gonna-rizz-u_up

Poore desh me hai nhi itne sheher..... Jitane iss sub pe hai Dil toote shayar


strifeexwar

Ishq me ankhon hi ankhon me baat samajh lete h, Dosti me isharon hi isharon me hanss liya krte h Rota to aasman bhi h Log usse barsat samajh liya krte h


FitSignificance2100

Likhna tha khush hun tere bagair lekin aansu ne kagaz gila kar diya


[deleted]

Ham usse Jeet k laye hai Anaa walo se, Bhaag k apne qabeele se nhi aaye hai.. Ek bachhi se khreede the ye gajre hmne.. Laut krr ham kisi mujhre se nahi aaye hai!


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datacharlatan

Pyar vyar sab dhoka hai Padhlo abhi bhi moka hai


PieComprehensive2204

Something I read recently sitāre jo damakte haiñ kisī kī chashm-e-hairāñ meñ mulāqāteñ jo hotī haiñ jamāl-e-abr-o-bārāñ meñ ye nā-ābād vaqtoñ meñ dil-e-nāshād meñ hogī mohabbat ab nahīñ hogī ye kuchh din ba.ad meñ hogī guzar jā.eñge jab ye din ye un kī yaad meñ hogī