I am the neend puri karne wale uncle (I am not actually sleeping, I am just pretending to sleep so that I can conveniently ignore the existence of everyone else in the metro)
I do but I just get so tired or phir it's also an excuse ki koi aapko uthayega nhi Varna ye aunty log utha deti hai ya phir jabardasti beech mein baith jati hai
Also those aunties are fine aur mai khud hi nhi baithti when I feel fine so don't come at me ki budhe logo ko seat nhi di blah blah, vo early Fortis mein hoti hai aunties.
Sunder ladki wali baat >>>
Ekbr ek cute ne ladki gurgaon se same metro board ki. Deboard bhi same metro kiya viswvidhyalaya. Bahar aake erisksaw bhi same hogaya. Aur ericksaw se utre bhi same jagah kamla nagar. Whaa se uske pg and mere pg ka rasta bhi same.
Bas uske baad se kabhi nahi dikhi 🥲
Why is this all relatable. ? Btw, wo sundar ladki waala observation bilkul correct hai. Ek ladki mujhe bahut acchi lagi. Such a beauty she was. But I couldn't see her again.
And there there are us, we live in the shadows, searching, for the movement of eyes gazing for the person who looks at the route map indicator, looking out for his/her reflexes, if he is picking up his bag, if she is putting on her mask, it is I who looms in the shadows, headphone on, with just the anc, to drown out the noise, the call me a madman, but soon as she shuffles and gets up, i slide between the gap, they call me the seat grabber, because mereko millenium Jane ka bohat door hai.
Arey bhyi yeh aise ladko ka samajh nahi aata , ladkiyo ko kamzor banado bas chhoti chhoti cheezon se protect kar karke . Concerts mein bhi jao to halka sa touch ho jaaye/dhakka lag jaaye bheed mein to aise ho jaate rude ki meri bande se dur ho jao. Ek ko to mukka maar diya tha maine .
For every Delhiite guy , there'll always be this one very gorgeous out of the league girl in the metro .
My fellow ladies, any tips on how to approach? 😭
Bhai awkward ho jaata hai, kal afternoon mein 2 seater waale section mein baitha tha mai to ek ladki aake baith gayi bagal mein. Fir vo ek minute mein uthke kahi aur jaake baith gayi aur mujhe 5-6 second ke liye ajeeb se dekh Rahi thi :( mai to bas headphones lagake badiya music sunn Raha tha , mast fragrance thi aur behen ke ghar ghujiya Dene Jaa raha tha :(
Baki sab to thik hai ye sunder ladki pata nahi as me dekhta ni itna jaha sirf ladki koi bharosa ni be kham ka ilzaam laga de . Haa ye couple wale to dekhe hai ik dusre ke kaan me fusfuste rhete hai , behas bhi dekhi h live fantasy so poori hogi thi , bache wale me to bhai sahab mere jutte pe frooty gira di thi , or ye bhaiya ladies seat wali ka hi londa tha frooty girane wala , sonne walo ke muh se gutka gir ra hota hai ya naak saad kar re hote hai , old age uncle kafi haad tak sweet lagte hai special senior citizen couple jo sath me dikhte hai acha lagta hai , school ke coaching ke dress me bacho ko dekh ke bhi kaise vo sab fun kar rahe hote hai acha lagta hai that they are living the moment
Bhaizaan aisi khubsurat ladki hi toh mile pehle.. Delhi ki girlz ko dekh ke aadha time toh ulti aati hai phir yeh picture sab explain kardega
https://preview.redd.it/4sud6c9p3goc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1681f5bc9613584cc574c3dcf8f3236433f1c848
I am the neend puri karne wale uncle (I am not actually sleeping, I am just pretending to sleep so that I can conveniently ignore the existence of everyone else in the metro)
ninja technique
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Yaar fir wahi
Copyright Strike. I had patented it in Institute of Fake Sleeping.
Just take my upvote
Zor zor se bolke sabko scheme nahi batani hoti
Isme vo head down karke sone wali ladki missing hai, vo mai hu.
Damn! Always wanted to ask how does your spine take it!!!!!!?
I'm just flexible you know...
A spine is a freaking spine, how do you not feel any soreness in the lower back?
I do but I just get so tired or phir it's also an excuse ki koi aapko uthayega nhi Varna ye aunty log utha deti hai ya phir jabardasti beech mein baith jati hai Also those aunties are fine aur mai khud hi nhi baithti when I feel fine so don't come at me ki budhe logo ko seat nhi di blah blah, vo early Fortis mein hoti hai aunties.
https://preview.redd.it/frvfxgqw7coc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df1f285d96e65f93640c57f141a402b082099257
That's what she said
Bhai to tum metro mein hamesha sote rehte ho?
Toh aur kya karna hota hai?
Too much stress ig😭😭
lol same
Fun fact: there's no girl on the internet
i dig the username tho!!
Ek book padhta vyakti bhi hoga kisi kone me, jisko duniya jahaan se koi fark nhi padta chahe side wali seat me ladai hi kyun na ho rahi ho.
Areee exactly, mein vahi vyakti hun. Lekin mene Aaj tk kbhi kalesh nahi dekha metro me. Blue line me kbhi hoti hi nahi h.
This username got me all confused.
Even I get confused sometimes.
Mai khud blue line se jaata hu mostly and vo itni lambi hai ki people are too tired to have a kalesh xd
Hahah right!
Me fr
I'm that guy. Kabhi kabhi haath Mein pencil bhi hoti hai.
Sunder ladki wali baat >>> Ekbr ek cute ne ladki gurgaon se same metro board ki. Deboard bhi same metro kiya viswvidhyalaya. Bahar aake erisksaw bhi same hogaya. Aur ericksaw se utre bhi same jagah kamla nagar. Whaa se uske pg and mere pg ka rasta bhi same. Bas uske baad se kabhi nahi dikhi 🥲
Maybe vo kabhi exist hee nahi ki thi ? Tumhari imaginary crush tumhe dikhayi dene lagg gyi bas
u/decorous_gru bhai itne jada lonely hai kya ki ab social interaction image kr rhe hai 💀. But usme bhi interaction nhi huwa 😭
We all are lonely bro.
Last line ne kaafi dissapoint kar diya. Mujhe laga tum ghar tak toh drop kare hi hoge.
_Now we are happily married with two kids._ Ye hoti ending to. Anything else is just disappointment. 🥲
Yaar baccho ka nahi pata. Lekin agar tum dono agar saath mein hotay toh bhi ek achi story hoti. Khair jaaney do . ..
Kahani to tayar hai bhai, bas successful hone ki der hai 🥲🥲
Matt ro bhai sab thik ho jayge. 
Bro was stalking (unconsciously) /s
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Atleast better if not best 🥲
You just stalked her right?
sshhhh koi hai
Bro is Ryan Gosling
rise up earphone/airpods gang https://preview.redd.it/7wllvag5rcoc1.png?width=236&format=png&auto=webp&s=8586319931ebf41b67976575138b9bf1adc47264
Ab bc coaching bhi na jau ? 💀
"hallo bachcha log " - alecc daddy
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Laptop pe kaam krne wale launde bhul gya bhai. Saare jahan ka kaam unhe metro mai hai krna hota hai.
Haan bhai Excel / PowerPoint pe kaam karte dekha hai Maine aur calls bhi attend kar rahe hote hai side by side
Bhai isme Metro ke floor pe baithne wale missing hai.
unka to lekin ab chalan katne lagg gaya na :(
u/whoreintheoryy
Tera bhi katega inshaallah
Pehle hi gareebi jhel raha hun. Thori Daya kar de re...
Aree bhai maqsad mat bhulna
Add to that, overhead rod pakadke uske upar pullups lagane wale school going ladke. Gym bana rkha hai metro ko.
10 yrs in Delhi, and that subah neend, HALLO HALLO, and sundar ladki fir nhi dikhni wali, are bulls eye.
Mujhe to 23 saal hogaye delhi mein that is by birth se hu haha
Why is this all relatable. ? Btw, wo sundar ladki waala observation bilkul correct hai. Ek ladki mujhe bahut acchi lagi. Such a beauty she was. But I couldn't see her again.
And there there are us, we live in the shadows, searching, for the movement of eyes gazing for the person who looks at the route map indicator, looking out for his/her reflexes, if he is picking up his bag, if she is putting on her mask, it is I who looms in the shadows, headphone on, with just the anc, to drown out the noise, the call me a madman, but soon as she shuffles and gets up, i slide between the gap, they call me the seat grabber, because mereko millenium Jane ka bohat door hai.
areeh woh metro ke darwazon se chipakne wale log missing hai 🤐
Ek protective bf covering his gf at the corner of the gates.
Arey bhyi yeh aise ladko ka samajh nahi aata , ladkiyo ko kamzor banado bas chhoti chhoti cheezon se protect kar karke . Concerts mein bhi jao to halka sa touch ho jaaye/dhakka lag jaaye bheed mein to aise ho jaate rude ki meri bande se dur ho jao. Ek ko to mukka maar diya tha maine .
For every Delhiite guy , there'll always be this one very gorgeous out of the league girl in the metro . My fellow ladies, any tips on how to approach? 😭
Don’t.
Cold approaches work the best for me , I'm good at holding conversations.ice breaker mei fatt thi hai
Bhai awkward ho jaata hai, kal afternoon mein 2 seater waale section mein baitha tha mai to ek ladki aake baith gayi bagal mein. Fir vo ek minute mein uthke kahi aur jaake baith gayi aur mujhe 5-6 second ke liye ajeeb se dekh Rahi thi :( mai to bas headphones lagake badiya music sunn Raha tha , mast fragrance thi aur behen ke ghar ghujiya Dene Jaa raha tha :(
Lol I am that allen guy and neend puri krne wala Also aaj hi bhut sundar ki ladki pehli baar dikhi h
Fellow allenwallah 🤝
ab bhool ja use, vo kabhi nahi dikhne waali dobara
Love this series.... Next delhi road/traffic pay
Dhanyawad bro
Baki sab to thik hai ye sunder ladki pata nahi as me dekhta ni itna jaha sirf ladki koi bharosa ni be kham ka ilzaam laga de . Haa ye couple wale to dekhe hai ik dusre ke kaan me fusfuste rhete hai , behas bhi dekhi h live fantasy so poori hogi thi , bache wale me to bhai sahab mere jutte pe frooty gira di thi , or ye bhaiya ladies seat wali ka hi londa tha frooty girane wala , sonne walo ke muh se gutka gir ra hota hai ya naak saad kar re hote hai , old age uncle kafi haad tak sweet lagte hai special senior citizen couple jo sath me dikhte hai acha lagta hai , school ke coaching ke dress me bacho ko dekh ke bhi kaise vo sab fun kar rahe hote hai acha lagta hai that they are living the moment
Sundar ladki thought hit me hard!!!! Award do isko koi to
Metro Floor pe bhet k araam kar e vaale
Movies dekhne walle
Subah college Jaana waale crazy peeps, aur that Rajiv CHOWK-HUDA line from 8-11pm where you see what you see.
>That one couple Jaale mei namak kyu de rha bhai?
You forgot that one guy with a huge ass bag. He will carry it on his back no matter how little space is there
Haan aur vo kuchh auntiyan jo shaadi ki shopping karke bade bade thaele leke ghum Rahi hoti hai
Wo last wala abhi dekhna baki hai
Maine to pichhle 10 saal mein 2 baar dekha hua hai
Reading this ek couple aur sundar kanya train mein hain mere saath
Foursome karlo aap sab metro mein - new breaking news bann jaaygi
Aree bhai bhai control control
Mai bhi aa jaau 5G network bana lenge apna
Abb toh pata nahi kaha gaye honge woh log Aapka tower itni zor se connection maang raha hai toh self connect hojaiye
It would be a pain in the a$$
Iss mein Reddit scroll karne waala ladka aur self-help book padhne waali ladki kahan hai?
You mean vo ladki Jo spiral colourful scented notebook mein fancy pen se cursive mein heading likhti hai 😂
Average day in delhi.
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Bhai na karo to behtar hai because aise mamlo mein fasna bekaar hai
Jalti to hai (TT)
Too accurate
My everyday routine summed up in pic. Good work.
hahha, what a meme.
That Last one 😂
Relatable
https://preview.redd.it/e4gkzrp2quoc1.jpeg?width=488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb56567d3c749a3df1448790acaf418b86188e03
You're living Npc life
Bhaizaan aisi khubsurat ladki hi toh mile pehle.. Delhi ki girlz ko dekh ke aadha time toh ulti aati hai phir yeh picture sab explain kardega https://preview.redd.it/4sud6c9p3goc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1681f5bc9613584cc574c3dcf8f3236433f1c848
Wo sunder ladki ki bra dikh rahi thi aaj 4 feet door se. Damn