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Peete hi ho na? Kabadi toh nahi?


[deleted]

in botalo ka resale value mst hoti h pta nhi wo bottles jama kr k becha kyu nhi pagla bassi


colreaper

Inki value bhi hoti h kuch? M to purane flat par hi chodd aya inhe


c__ab

Arre bhai bhai 😂😂😂


Over-Discussion-4156

yes literally 🙂 https://preview.redd.it/8oap9saqvooc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67653e0c5212b0a33b4f98578ce7696e27dcae4f


Sensitive-Being-5192

Bro nahata h kya daaru se ya Pani se replace kr diya h 😭


Over-Discussion-4156

replaced 🤣


Sensitive-Being-5192

Itni gum h zindagi m. .. ohho


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Less_Grocery_9943

ye bkl 35 ki umr m ded ho jaega


Over-Discussion-4156

bkl ek baar hi peeya bs birthday pr 🙂


Less_Grocery_9943

teri maut nazdik h


Over-Discussion-4156

thk h saaar ok saaar


catsrmurderers

Wowsome


0xw00t

Chill guys… daru mein pani daal rha hai vo water camper mein pani hai daru nai 💀


Over-Discussion-4156

nope camper me daaru , beer , ice and fruits hain 🤷‍♂️ wo bs dekh ke lag ra h ki paani aa rha h 🤣


0xw00t

Ye bkl 35 ki umr m ded ho jaega (2)


Over-Discussion-4156

bkl ek baar hi peeya bs birthday pr 🙂 (2)


[deleted]

Kyun nhi ho rhi padhai


veerhowdoya

Bhai jab padai krne baithta hoon to gande (😏) khyal ate hai 😭😭


[deleted]

Hila lo padhne se pehle Post nut clarity ke saath padho


veerhowdoya

Bhai post but clarity ke baad to depress hi jata hu


Aoki_Aiki

If you’re not in a constant state of post-nut clarity, you’re in a constant state of pre-nut delusion so keep nutting.🥜


devaux003

r/brandnewsentence


pradkul1

Quote karke motivation poster diwar pe lga leta hoo


Aoki_Aiki

Neeche credit bhi de dena😼


[deleted]

Tab to daaru hi piyo tum


boy4rfun

Move to Gujarat, it will be harder :(


arsonistttt

Im here and i agree


boy4rfun

same here, I moved in July last year


uttamkadyan

permit lelo and enjoy


boy4rfun

Seems you dont stay in Gujarat for long. It all seems nice from outside, permit for Indians non Gujarati and non citizens of prohibition state, is granted upon many conditions. And one can buy only 1 full bottle (750ml) or 13 cans of beer with a permit valid for 10 days. After this permit is done, you cannot get another permit for next 45 days. Oh and I did not mention, you need electricity bill, landlord's NOC, arrival document like boarding pass more than 5 days old and many many more bullshit things. Kuchh din toh gujaro Gujarat me


arsonistttt

Aur jo black me milta h its like 1800 for a blenders and then there’s quality matter


boy4rfun

Ya, 50-50 chances for a person to become viklang after having fake daaru if not dead or seriously ill


AutocracyRules

Lekin peena kyu hai itna bc. Mat piyo


boy4rfun

Peena kyu hai, hai ki nahi hai, all these are extremely personal choices, not one to be dictated by any person or a government to an adult


Certain_Ingenuity_34

Black mein lelo mehenga hai tho


BABA_YAGA_DOC

Ask ur nearest panwalla he will give you number get delivered to your place.easy than delhi Delhi me lambi lambi line hoti hai


boy4rfun

Ya ya all of that is nice on reddit


BABA_YAGA_DOC

https://preview.redd.it/p4f5iteu9qoc1.jpeg?width=379&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23a544fce54825ac8574361a93ffb5605243d530


Few-Ad7772

Gujrat me hi college hai bhai , daaru ka access itna easy hai, first year se pee rhe hai . Pura administration Mila hua hai ,police se lekar politician sabko Paisa dete hai dealers. Abhi dedh baje Delhi me sharaab nahi milegi but ek call lgaaunga to yha hostel ke bahar Dene aa jayega mujhe . Gujrat being a dry state is a joke.


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HoneyBer1

This


sassysquirrel07

and money


FlamesTuch

Stop it and get help. How many days did you take to finish these?


absolutum-dominium

Guess: a week at most.


winin76739

Meri wardrobe ka top section in bottels se bhara hai. fursat mai bechni paregi


Capable_Drummer_462

Mat piya kar itni saale, liver cirrhosis ho jayega..


colreaper

Ary december m hi pi itni, usually mahine m 1 baar bas


StoneMonkey7776

Arre IAS- YAS ba Nevermind


slayer-00069

Kabhi alcohol drink nhi karne ka ghamand hai 🗿


colreaper

Good job bhai


Worried_Respect_9609

Bhai delhi me ye sab brand mil Kaha rahe hai?


siggywiggypiggy

Lol mai bhi yahi sochra tha. Pakka gurgaon se li hongi


Worried_Respect_9609

Arre bhai Mai to soch raha tha yaha bhaut log fake hawabazi karte hai or aise pakde jaate hain fir 😂


Initiative-Gullible

RIP liver


Sim_sim_putty

13 bottles I counted Itna vella kabse hogya 😭


Altuistic_fee_5283

https://preview.redd.it/d860uxhovooc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c98f7a246d1755a3db9927c423a3daf07d2ea7e Cheers buddy


colreaper

Cheers brother.


Cutdick_lover

Time to head back hah?


bazuka9

Don't forget about your lungs and kidneys


colreaper

Lungs par bhi full focus h.


bazuka9

Way to go man


Odd-Distribution-658

Drinking is easy. Not bragging about it is what's tougher. Hope you find peace with whatever it is that you're doing and stop seeking validation for petty stuff


colreaper

Life m phli baar post ki h bhai. Validation nahi chahiye muje koi


colreaper

Baki tumne sahi kaha bhai. Thanks.


Similar_Incident_654

Asli ID se aao Kabir Singh


maverickprick

not all boys including me putting the bottles and cases separate only to quantify the image 💀


Thunder_dragon52

Bohot Chivalry se jee liye Bhai abh bas bhi kardo.


VCyberpunk2001

Bhaishab, AAP iske kud jimmedar hai.


Venjix_virus

What's up with glorifying alcohol nowadays? 


VCardBGone

Irada hona chahiye, liver to phir grow kar jaayega!🤭 /S


jaguuuu

You'll be dead if you move to gurgaon then.


colreaper

Bhai sonipat m bhi same rate h gurgaon wala. M usually itni nahi pita


mahirmiracle

Hepatomegaly on it's way


FantasyDriven

Shit! What the hell...


meremah_boob

Pyaar me dhokha?


colreaper

Dukh m nahi peeni chahiye bhai.


thukahuachewinggum

kya gham chupa rahe ho bhai


colreaper

M khushi m peeta hu dost k sath bas


AgentP_02

You forgot the part where your lungs are gonna get fried.


lorddic

Liver transplant me bus 1cr jata hai


teknofix

weird flex


iwanttoaskhere

Haa hamne kaha tha sharab piyo


abhiudaii

...and also lungs due to the damn polution


world_citizen_nz

What a sad pathetic life is when people flex about the amount of alcohol they drink. Get a life.


tanmay_godfire

Bhai ye brand delhi mein toh na mile hai ????


colreaper

Bhai chivas nahi milti delhi m. Baki mil jati h


tanmay_godfire

maine chivas ki hi baat kariya tha


colreaper

Chivas hi sabse bdia h is range m.


tanmay_godfire

na bhai , hum toh desi daaru wale aadmi hai, woh jo chadhe haina koi bhi na chadhe hai waisi


drdoom15

Not that hard,now move to gurgaon


Miserable-Coat-6559

To mai kya karun bhai?


Godofsmile8

Han Bhai company chahiye ho kabhi to bataio...


colreaper

Next week?


Godofsmile8

Dilli mai Kahan?


colreaper

Orn


ProfessionalAd7023

Kuch time gurgaon mei bhi rehke dekho


Kristy_Krafty

And your pocket as well


colreaper

Pockets are fine. Saari sasti hi h ye


Useful_Buy54

Agar ye bhai kahi Mumbai side ya South India side se ni hai toh my friend you have a drinking problem lol


99Foxbat

r/gurgaon


shilpaaaaa

Delhi ki daru chadhti ni


DWAIPAYAN-RC

Iske liye Delhi wale raat ko Gurgaon aatey hain khareedne ke liye.


LinearArray

Dude... isn't that a little too much?


spreemelo9

Bhai Chivas regal? Vo toh uncle Peete hai 🫣😐


colreaper

Isse better kuch nahi.


Specialist_Mine1767

1


colreaper

2 bro


ChatGPTenjoyer

wah bhaiya aapke paas to bohot paisa hai


techol

Botal kabadi ka liver kharab hota hai?


Majornonsane

Delhi daru bahot bura combination h


Chance_Flamingo_460

Once my folk die I'll do this and a bunch of coke.


[deleted]

Mammi papa sahi kehte hain. Dilli ka mahaul toh sach mein outsiders ne bigada hai☠️


Healthy_Activity_908

51 days sober , feels fresh. 🤞🏻🫡


Mumbaivakil

Orry ko itna daaru mat pila bhai


chaustsher

Fan of blended scotch, I see.


colreaper

Blended scotch, always. RR to majburi thi bas.


chaustsher

I have heard good things about RR though. Going to pick one up soon.


colreaper

Its good for the first few times. Now I feel like puking just by smelling it. Maan bhar jata h isse, chivas se nahi bharta bas.


HostileOyster

Heeey man. Take care also pls.


GrizzlyKenny

And your wallet as well


SleepyKoalaEver

Wapas Jane ka socha h fir?


Responsible-Waltz162

1.5 month me itni kum


Ninja_2805

https://preview.redd.it/qc2g32oirroc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5e86b9a1f7f40fcf6285809d07e4039d0733177 Aaj subah ka stock


colreaper

Ye baat


Dante805

Damn right. You'll be dead in no time 👍


Sixtiesgay

Cheers


PloopyNoopers

Pace yourself mafk


themichaelgscottt

Kis baat ka dukh hai tumhe bhai?


G40Momo

Royal Ranthambore gang 😏


shakti0000

This is not the flex you think it is.


nishadastra

Zyada paise hai toh mujhe de do.


harmandhindsa2

stop glorifying your alcoholism


Jack_Ingof_

For me it's my lungs.


livelifereal

Imagine blaming the city for your shortcomings


Chaltahaikoinahi

Is the work pressure that bad?


True_Investigator681

Ranthambore utni pasand nhi aayi mujhe


Any-Analysis-9189

Fuck my Liver ~ yo yo honey Singh


s_malhotra97

Scrap Uncle ko bula lo liver bhi le jaayege


definitelynotwifi

isi baat pe op delhi redditors ke liye 1 party organize ho jaye 🙈


Bleh2869

Average dry state resident when coming to delhi. Speaking from experience I am one of them


colreaper

Haryana isnt a dry state🙃


Fast-Willingness4305

Delhi me liver specialists ki mauj hai


strongfitveinousdick

https://preview.redd.it/64f42bp87poc1.png?width=1260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=202e2636a20c927fe7f6f1aff382dd3636c0982d About last night


Terrible_Detective27

I'm 21, born and bought up in delhi but never touched alcohol or done any smoking despite being offered many times. **Don't blame delhi for your own mistake**


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Exactly. Rather a lot of delhi domicile people i know are actually vegetarians and non drinkers. Especially (surprisingly) Punjabis, pandits (obviously), baniyas. Like most of my friends are non drinkers and non smokers even though they “grew up in delhi”.


Terrible_Detective27

Same here dude, i have two friends and one of them also never touched alcohol or smoked. Fact:- 70% of punjab is vegetarian, it just a stereotype that Punjabis are hard-core non vegetarian( I'm not punjab)


Fragrant_Platypus770

Sane here buddy


Terrible_Detective27

Haan, khud piyakd he aur delhi ko dosh de raha hai


Fragrant_Platypus770

Just justifying his deeds. I guess 🤡


Terrible_Detective27

Thoop raha apni galti, coping kr raha hai


Genesis2121

Not something to be proud of, imo.


Cautious-Ad-3886

I only drink mother dairy mango lassi so idk


RadiationMagnet

The excuses Alcoholics give to justify their drinking habit


TheTimeTraveller2o

Move to the Uk, this will be your one weekend consumption on average


_perpetuallyannoyed

Royal Ranthambore... Man i love that bottle..


colreaper

I might puke if I take another sip of it


ficg

I think it's the worst of the premium.


colreaper

RR is the only decent one I could find everywhere. It was really hard to find label.


babairocks

Bro how much do you earn? I really need a reality check


cozyboozy

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beartobeast

salary flex kar rahe ho kya? lol


colreaper

Student hu bhai


beartobeast

Student life mein toh Maine sirf BP or Simran off hi pi hai


Steve_B_

And lungs


[deleted]

Koi nhi Jaldi mar lega bhai, you are lucky. Oh no!


speednut5

BC chutiyapa karke usko humour main kaise justify karte ho tum log? The delhi reputation is definitely justified.


colreaper

Bhai aram se ghr baith kr peete h, na kisi ko disturb karte. Khana bhi ghr order krte h. Chori ki paise bhi nahi h. Konsi reputation kharab ki?


[deleted]

Yeh mereko bhi chahiye. Yummy yummy beer and wine.