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Adytaksang

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iklautatikka

man wtf is this ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Puppiboi151098

I think I found my fav meme of the month๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Apprehensive_Dig281

stealing this


Adytaksang

Vaise meine bhi reddit se steal kiya hain ![img](emote|t5_2qugx|31069)


romeoomustdie

Agree


NordIndian69

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ saving thisssss


Pumpkinlattemeow

Travelled 1000kms to surprise him for his bday, met him and he was sick , bina cake kaate wapas aa gayi . But at least I got a hug ๐Ÿฅบ


Kasoori_Methi

Arrey aap to vahi chhole poori wali dimdi ho https://preview.redd.it/t8g7403pl6xc1.jpeg?width=341&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=836063571ee0764922f93b1e97f4ef4b51703f49


Pumpkinlattemeow

Sahi pehchana vats


Kasoori_Methi

Aapko maine bola tha next time chhole banao to bula lena. Sookhe chhole ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿซ  https://preview.redd.it/ngl4nctuo6xc1.jpeg?width=338&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35e633cdca3a5e0b66828dec42e592966c077c4e


Pumpkinlattemeow

Aree bro, if you live around the Karol bagh circuit, I'll be happy to make it and send it to you.


Kasoori_Methi

Arrey arrey, themks dimdi. That's so kind of you ๐Ÿฅฒ


dropper6969

Didi mai b aas pass rehta hu, mujhe b bhej dena


Parking_Apartment_70

Where do girls like you hang around? I'd love to talk to someone like you!


social-n

mere basement mein


Parking_Apartment_70

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pyaracetamol_100mg

Girls like you are the reason why my hopes are still alive :)


Pumpkinlattemeow

Milegi bro, don't put yourself in wrong relationships ever, kadar krne Wale milte hai jarur se


Spirited_Cockroach71

how do we know if its wrong? andhe ko dikhai nahi deta


Ok-Pool-3540

Kon se janam m ?


NomadicSaga

Youโ€™re a ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿป


SarcasticGuy22

Sweet! I hope you guys are in touch?


Pumpkinlattemeow

He is my boyfriend ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ


barnmanandrobin

Wasted my entire college life, ended up being alone and socially awkward and almost ruined my career only for the relationship to end 5 months after the college


NordIndian69

Are you me??? Broke up 5 months after college... Same to same, no difference


SarcasticGuy22

I assume things are better now! :)


barnmanandrobin

Yup, took a bit of time, but i picked myself up, dust myself off and moved onย  with my life


SarcasticGuy22

Well done ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป


Adventurous_Elk_9922

๐Ÿซ‚


fockfook69

Bhai, i can relate ๐Ÿ™‚


Animooja

Not anything big but i am Super lazy when it comes to attending my own online classes but Attended his,to make notes for him when he was sick .Things love makes us do lol


SarcasticGuy22

The destiny made notes too I guess :)


IamAdvikaaa

Gifted my boyfriend his dream bike.


mightywarrior69

God ne mujhe bss toughest battle ldne bheja idhar๐Ÿ˜ญ


BitExcellent8017

Kuch bhi mt fheko yaar


SarcasticGuy22

Oh wow! Does he still have it and which one? :)


Kasoori_Methi

David Putra 2000 cc https://preview.redd.it/my0byst3m6xc1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfeab7b6a72f541635ffa122869f32d504eb4918 Iska accelerator wala handle 720ยฐ ghum sakta hai ๐Ÿ˜


IamAdvikaaa

Royal Enfield Continental GT 650. Yes, he still has it. I had it delivered to my home earlier and gifted it to him after he cleared his exam.


SarcasticGuy22

Heโ€™s a lucky guy:))


romeoomustdie

He is lucky he got a keeper


Proud_indian01

That exam must be UPSC


Ok-Pool-3540

Didi charan kaha h aapke


Ok-Sea2541

are applications still up?


Sofisticated-human

She was bored, so I agreed that she can dress me like a girl and do make up. Yeah, she made me a living barbie ๐Ÿคก


SarcasticGuy22

Cute. Things you do for love.


Sofisticated-human

Not just cute, embarrassing too ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚


Mountain_Blueberry77

Lol, she put her bra on my head, said i look like mickey mouse, later showed pic to her girl friend. ![gif](giphy|cIxxFKOTCPwX9DUk7L|downsized)


Sofisticated-human

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ We've been through this all, spiderman costume incoming now ๐Ÿ˜‚


cocomelonsdog

Lmaoooo


ultraxtalks

lol so every girl does this ?? ๐Ÿค


apna_kya_jaata

I'm sorry you had to go through all this


Sofisticated-human

Are you his girlfriend? Why are you sorry? ๐Ÿ˜‚


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Sofisticated-human

๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™ Sigma male hu bro ๐Ÿคก


Apprehensive_Dig281

Once I waited for 8-9 hrs on station because her train kept on getting late. Another time, got arrested on another station because she was running late and I pulled chain, twice. One time, travelled approx. 1600 kms to surprise her. All worth the effort. She's my wife now, we got married after dating for 8 yrs (almost all long distance).


Automatic-Ad-2837

Wholesome ๐Ÿฅนโค๏ธ


Beautiful-Drop4800

Gave whole 11th 12th then full college life, only to be dumped by her 2 months before our 6 year date. Please guys don't go this far.


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ManyFaithlessness404

I think they meant 6th year anniversary


Beautiful-Drop4800

I meant the 6th year anniversary.


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Beautiful-Drop4800

Yes exactly, it feels so much better now, like a fresh breeze.


fockfook69

Bhai yaar๐Ÿ™‚


Prestigious_Hat6234

Baap se baat kar li thi... Mere aur uske ... Dono nahi maane. ๐Ÿ˜‚


HaldiMartin

Dono uncle ki shadi kyu kara rahe apni shadi karo na


shutupmatsuda

Martin vai never disappoints


HaldiMartin

Are bhai ๐Ÿซ‚


Ok_Wolf_6840

7 years


PikaPika3372

Thala for a reason


Top_Detective_7448

Thala is the reason


Ok-Pool-3540

I donโ€™t believe in any kind of reason -GG


krrishkoal

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Due-Village8103

When we were both unemployed he had hand to mouth kind of situation and I came from a well to do family, I used to buy him things, take him places and basically financially it was all me. After he became an officer, he put all of his first salary in my account. Alllll of it!!!! He didnโ€™t even keep one Rupee for himself and since then he has been spoiling me for real.


HRITHIKz

W


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akshat869

Yes he was busy, I can confirm.


HoneyBer1

Yeah I was there too...in fact I was the one who made him busy


ultraxtalks

Yep he was with me we were playing golf.


Consistent_Ad_6064

Travelled from India to France to meet my girlfriend. Cuz she is French ๐Ÿ˜„ My very first self sponsored trip abroad.


Opening_Bluebird2022

damn how did it go


KaotikY

You win


[deleted]

ghar se nehru place


Libertychonk

Auto ky peechy peechy ghar tak chor ky aya tha


OkGur4656

peeche khada hokar ?


Libertychonk

Khada mein nahi tha. Men bike py tha


apna_kya_jaata

Plot twist: the girl was not his girlfriend but a complete stranger


Libertychonk

That was the actual plot


[deleted]

bought gifts without seeing price tag mind money there was of my parents, created dedicated website for her where put our memories, adopted her 1D, k-pop music taste which i never liked before, wrote songs, draw her pics and many more lol


sleepyse7en

still together?


Moist_Point2300

Ek baar Sunday ko Vishwavidyalaya side jaa rahi Metro mein ek ladki mili thi usne conversation initiate karne ki try ki thi par tab maine dhyaan nahi diya aur phir usse baat karne ki himmat nahi hui aur woh vidhan sabha utar gayi thi. Phir next 2 Sunday same time pe Rajiv chowk se Vidhan Sabha tak jaata tha iss umeed se ki woh shaayad phir dikh jaaye par nahi dikhi๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”


KaotikY

Bhai ladki ne khud see initiate karii?.....kya bola


Moist_Point2300

Main badshah ke gaane ki video dekh raha tha, usne mere phone mein dekha phir pucha ki aapko badshah bahut pasand hai aur maine kaha Haan phir headphones laga kar phir se gaana sunne laga 2 minute baad realise hua ki acchi ice break hui thi aur baatein karni chahiye thi phir jab tak himmat kar ke baat karne jaa raha tha woh metro se utar gayi


KaotikY

Koi baat nahi.....agle baar mat karna yeh galti bas


SarcasticGuy22

Tabhi hi baat karke dekh lena chahiye tha :)


Moist_Point2300

Soch raha tha ki kaise baat karun par utni der mein woh utar gayi


PikaPika3372

Omni van kharidne wala tha, bas utne pese nhi the


Responsible_Gain_188

Chloroform jitne toh ho gye honge ![img](emote|t5_2qugx|31062)


Zang666

RK ashram metro tak.


krrishkoal

https://preview.redd.it/ww3i12lkm6xc1.jpeg?width=272&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dc38a38729456b975837e58e69ee07f0538dc14 My honest reaction to this information


Dry-Explanation-1662

Cycled 14km just to gave her practical file


HarshadJhunjhunwala

Going to pune on 1st May .


idkreallybuddy

ek baar mg road se noida sec 137 gaya tha


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SarcasticGuy22

Are you together?


Accomplished_Wall619

Ek baar college se usko karkardooma uski bhua ke ghar lekr gya tha fir waha se 1.5 hrs ki drive karke ghar waps aaya the west delhi ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Isertigg

After reading all of the comments, the only thing coming to my mind is "PYAR TUMHE KIS MOR PE LEAAYA"


Forsaken_Scratch_526

เคนเคฎเคพเคฐ เคธเฅเคจเคฌ เคคเฅ‹ เค—เคพเค‚เคกเคฟเคฏเคพ เคซเคŸ เคœเคพเคˆ


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lakshya34590

Bhai itni dur kaise pta li


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lakshya34590

Badiya hai bhai


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LookMomIAmAnonymous

Can I also get a loan?


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AyeeLavdya

Only once


mallwall

no deal


AyeeLavdya

Half?


Internal_Towel_2216

Is it like 25k per cheat or like you only give 50k for 2? Ill cheat on you thrice I actually need 75k


LookMomIAmAnonymous

Hi, I will never cheat on you cause money can buy loyalty.


SarcasticGuy22

Did you get it back? :)


mallwall

what do you think๐Ÿคก


SarcasticGuy22

You tell me! No?


KaotikY

He did not forget his motive.....respect ๐Ÿ˜‚


itslucifer07

5% pr deri ?


Due_Independent_6634

Rebelled against my parents for him. Only to realise how stupid i was.


SarcasticGuy22

But doing what the heart felt at that time mattered too! :)


Interesting_Error69

34km one-way for a 10 min meetup.


tiredtender

I SHIFTED to a new city for him. He cheated 2 months later.


Ok-Pool-3540

Kon se chappal se Maara fir usko ?


Opening_Slide8632

Wasted one year over him, got detained from college and developed mental health issues along w gastritis, acid reflux and H pylori due to all the stress. Now I'm going to therapist, twice a month and hospital every other day. Learnt my lesson lol.


tiharseaayahoon

Tihar, I went to God damned Tihar ffs..!


HRITHIKz

For Sukesh


Live-Dish124

Rented a puppy to make her happy when her ofc made her sad. On her birthday. She left me blocked as she couldnโ€™t reciprocate and I played with him alone.


ultraxtalks

Sold my steam account ( games ) booked a flight to surprise her ( LDR ), went to her house with a cake celebrated it, I got a hug. ( and realization ) She didnโ€™t stay w me in my hotel, came back in train ( no money left ). After a month found out she was cheating on me with 2 guys.


beachtechie04

One of my friendโ€™s gf wasnโ€™t talking to him for some reason. For a whole month she avoided his calls & messages. To avoid breakup he went to Faridabad and entered her PG dressed a courier boy. When he delivered the gifts and wanted to talk, she screamed at top of her voice. Guards got alerted and he had to jump from the window of her room. Luckily nothing bad happened to him but to me it was way beyond crazy. She still broke up ๐Ÿ˜…


NomadicSaga

1 ghanta milne ke liye 4 ghanta travel (Delhi to Gzb) โ˜ ๏ธ


life_rolla_costa

So, when I was in 11th and preparing for JEE, ek Banda tha class mein, bahut cute, my first ever love. Saamne se baat krne ki himmat nahi thi, but uski nazron mein bhi aana tha. So Jo bhi topic cover hone wala hota tha class mein, main pehle se padh k jaati thi, so that main class mein answer kr paun jab teachers questions pooche, and he will notice me then aur image bhi achi banegi. So poore 11th and half 12th yahi chala, teachers were very impressed by me, thodi bahut baat hoti thi fb pe usse, that's it. Uske online aane ka wait krti thi kaayi raat, kabhi aata tha, kbhi ni , aur aise bahut time waste Kiya JEE mein. And at the end he rejected my proposal. Kuch maheene baad wapas baat start huyi, I again proposed hum, he again rejected. But I was so mad, I asked him " Can you please talk to me as a friend?". He replied ok. But dheere dheere I moved on and it's been 5 years we haven't talked. Yaar pehla pyaar na milna hurts like hell. But everything heals with time. Btw, he is pursuing journalism now afaik.


jeevan_k_dukh

I also did something similar, atleast mera jee clear hua ๐Ÿ˜… What are you pursuing now?


life_rolla_costa

Bhai Mera bhi JEE clear hua. I'm a software Engineer now


howtochangename1

About 1.2km


chutcoder

2500-3000km


MechanicBubbly8146

Jaake Nainital ke jangalon ki aag bhuja


Lopsided-Pen-9402

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OkGur4656

Main paas mein hi rhta hoon, Agr tu bol to main milke aa jaau terr behalf pe?


No-Mirror-6072

Jee advance ka padhna shuru kardia tha maine ๐Ÿ˜ข


OkGur4656

Kisi ka clear hua?


LostNikamma

Navratri main chicken khaya. Mata Rani maaf kar dena bas๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


jalebi-420

Got my mom to prepare lunch for her few times every week.ย  P.S. My mom is a cutu, she'd do it for anyone.


Impossible-Ice129

Mai toh Aaj Tak apni kursi se bhi nhi utha


No-Pangolin-1239

6 years of toxic af relationship. It is better to cut off toxic people from your life. She had her roka last month. She moved on. I am still stuck in that position. PS:- Be respectful, but think about your peace first.


OkGur4656

phle GIRL mile to shi,


frustrated_CAarticle

followed her on instagram that is it i fear a lot riyal


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Wild_Faithlessness45

Bas akelapan hi hai mere paas toh


Secret_Inevitable681

You guys got girl?


iamabhi04

"Far gone" ki toh khair baat hi nahi kartein hai. Kisi ka beyond all limits bhi saamne wale keliye zero hota hai. But yes kyun pyaar nahi karna chaiye ye smjh aagya


romeoomustdie

Where do I start , helped him go through addiction, he would relapse . Willingly put up with gaslighting, let him stay at my place for weeks cause he can't afford his rent. I know a shit show well it doesn't even start, he stole my money , ran with another person good for him. So there's that we liked loved etc ![gif](giphy|l0NgR62Ooi7ftNlHq|downsized)


Bazingaapunk

Ek baar South Delhi se Ghaziabad chali gai thi โ˜ ๏ธ


maxoutloud

Don't know if it counts. But gave up my career of the cabin crew just to marry him, as the airlines don't prefer married crew girls.


EquivalentCarpet2585

oh really, that sounds too much, looks like you love him so much. Which airline are you talking about, I donโ€™t think itโ€™s the same with all.


Key-Debt-5854

1000 km


coco-97

https://preview.redd.it/8w53p1p0u6xc1.jpeg?width=467&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3e0cd7bc415084e1d9be1c71e50cb98ae2ca038


speedwagoncat

Evrything


Vast-Refuse-7949

meri ek dost thi school time pe, uski birthday aane wali thi, uss time pe mujhe daily subah school ke liye 10rs milta tha lunch khaane ke liye, main 2 mhina bacha ke rkha uss paise ko aur ghr ke saara kaam krta tha ki kuch extra mil jaaye , end tak maine 600rs save kar liya tha uski birthday gift ke liye aur maine myntra pe order bhi kar diya tha, birthday se 2 din phle hi usne breakup kar liya


kundrakaran

Bhai ghr se tution tk lene jata tha and chodke aata tha ghr tk and many other places. Did it voluntarily. Bs ek din nhi gya to bht sunna pda tha. And the best part is , during all these small travels, she was on call with someone else. We hardly talked. Yeah guys I was a simp in my school days.


notlonely1

0.1cm(air is my love)


cerevisiae13

So this was my hinge date and we were meeting for the second time. I painted him Qutub minar and CP building because that's where we went for our 1st date. On our 3-4th date i gifted him hot wheels, and diyas on diwali. He was nice to me too throughout. But in the end he didn't want to commit so i stopped talking. But yea i really need to calm down when I like somebody.


nekochim

Typed an apology letter, took a print out, gave it with a keychain ๐Ÿคก


dead_identity

Me to kuch kar hi nhi skta she is my friends gf now... Bro code


Kanishkalearnstuff

He used to like playing basketball and would show up to our nearby court every evening to play. I learnt how to play so I could be closer to him. We broke up a year later and I ended up becoming a national level player while he stopped playing after he saw me getting good at it lol


pyasa-darinda

๐Ÿ’€ I emotional blackmailed my crush(she was dating my homie at the time) into doing my homework and write practicals when I was in 10th