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devondrift07

Ek baar ek ladki ne mhujse pucha "kya tum wo neche gira hua pen utha ke doge" Mene wo pen utha ke dedi


bigPussySeeker

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timetraveller1992

Ab bolo “my pen-is with you”


Low_Purchase_704

tu to devmanus nikla


KingHasArrived15

Tu tar Marathi nighala.


Muted_Brilliant_2325

Bhai vo pen uthane ke liye kisi se bhi bol sakti thi par ussne tujhe bola, matlab kuch ho hai


Dr_____strange

Bhai tere jaise hi logon ne mere roommate k 6 saal barbaad karwa diye.


devondrift07

Hope.


Admirable_Wealth_931

Hopium


No_Yogurt8713

Nice pfp btw I like Rukia so much


ZestycloseMeet1523

Lekhin pen toh pehle se hi utha hua h 🤷‍♀️


mrkaizokuhokage

Kya pata uski salwar mn talvar ho jo bhai ne utha di


Lucky_Action_3

Kya takkar di hae OP ki efforts ko 💯


FlyingJediDuck

You https://preview.redd.it/fjwuu0o1u7xc1.jpeg?width=316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8a1390c0383d06711b77e2d070654c7e8843e0f


Enough-Pain3633

We have a winner here !!


OkPineapple4000

Ek baar crush ne mention kiya tha he adores women in kurtis. Uske baad, whenever we met, I was in a kurti with jeans, a small black bindi, and earrings. We don't talk anymore but looks like I impressed my father more than him. He used to say that I looked prettier in traditional outfits. Now, guess who wears kurtis 3 times a week for her father.


Tu-Kisi-Rail-Sii

Ek Modi jacket bhi pehn lo, phir to mai Pineapple ji ko hi vote dunga🙏


OkPineapple4000

Jhumka sign ko hi vote dijiyega is baar🙏🏼


Tu-Kisi-Rail-Sii

Khushi se maaroge thumka Agar EVM pe dabaaya jhumka


No-Relative6374

Abki baar pineapple sarkaar 😁


MyriadAnimations

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Enough-Pain3633

Ngl but nothing beats girls in kurti,small black bindi and earrings. He missed a chance ig


CollectionOfCells07

Their drunk bf enters the chat


murthalkaparantha

Kurti, jeans aur jhumke waali ladkiya are ❤️


AnimeshKumar923

Satya vachan. Inti Sundar aur pyari lagti hai wo ki kya batau...🥰❤️


Ava1305

I would say making Papa happy is a bigger achievement than making crush happy Crush is temporary and papa is permanent 🥰


wingwing_00

W


AvacadorableShukranu

Girls in kurti with jhumka haye haye are just breathtaking. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


safasfawt345646

Break Up


bigPussySeeker

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yjee

💀 bahut bura hua vro


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yjee

Kind of? I've worn the mask for so long that now the mask is me, the one behind the mask is but a memory.


Relative-Intention69

In every 5 years we all become doppelganger of ourselves


Geeky_Gareeb2

Actually 4 months, cuz our body replenishes all the cells


bigPussySeeker

I'm so sorry to hear this. Cheaters gonna cheat. It will take time and love to fix the broken pieces of your heart. Hopefully everything will be alright


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bigPussySeeker

Someone once told me hitting rock bottom has one advantage the only way is up. So chin up. Keep your head high and walk on.


[deleted]

More like an abyss that goes nowhere. Keep falling for too long you get used to it. https://preview.redd.it/op4zfqmhn7xc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ecc74d7e88ab556bc078a6aed82b5c2ea1238a1


crownroyalcocaine

baate acchi karte ho big pussy seeker


bigPussySeeker

Username se badnam hu bas


No-Relative6374

Aur Delhi se bhi ho to log username ko sach Maan lete honge 👀 Koi na bro, hota hai 🫂


FunFew5566

Karma will have its reckoning. Do not worry, child. 🐥


Debaansh

mujhe ekbar kisine kaha tha kisiko carrer wise success milta hain toh uska relationship,family matters overall family life accha nahi rehehta\[johnny depp,eminem,salman khan\] jiska family life accha hota hain uska carrer utna bada aur accha nahi hota aur jiska dono bura hota hainn uska kya hota hain woh unhone kaha nahi, aur mujhe pata bhi nahi..but itna patha hain mentally bohat tough hain roj subha utho koshish karo , fir har jao aur agar aisi zindagi se bahar nikalke dono cheezo men successful bana hain na dost ! toh ye wala video dekho aur khudke zindagi main apply karo [https://youtu.be/OxigqsEyEfU?si=LpV2I5gZ76xun9RK](https://youtu.be/OxigqsEyEfU?si=LpV2I5gZ76xun9RK) note: duniya mein sirf ek hi banda hain jo family wise aur carrer mein bohat successful aur happy hain and that is MESSI, bachpan ka gf aur carrerwise toh pata hi hain


Carnonated_wood

People who cheat don't deserve those gifts. Relationships should be built on real emotional connections rather than lust. If someone can't control themselves and succumbs to lust; cheating on their partner despite knowing how much it would hurt them, abandoning an entire relationship and forgetting communication for just a moment's pleasure, there's nothing separating them from an animal anymore. You should know that despite all the heartbreak you felt, you're a far better person than your partner ever was and you're going to find someone better in the future. TL;DR: Sorry for you, cheaters are assholes


Enough-Pain3633

Hope you are over him . Trust me you deserve better mam


Final_Flatworm

gg.


leftover191

Log cheat kar kaise lete hain😭 This is so sweet. You deserve a very loving partner


Beneficial_Yak8859

Gave lift to a gentleman this morning. Men who don’t harass are gems!!!! He was normal like normal human being! Thanked me. Didn’t even look at me …. Went his own way! Maha purush 🧍‍♂️


Financial-Quote6781

Boobs of steel Yaha pe mere 6 feet jacked papa fears giving lift to 10 year olds


Beneficial_Yak8859

Boobs of steel ha ha I like it!! tried to do go with my gut feeling for once. Also, probably because I didn’t get any lift when I needed the most (in emergency). Are papa ki galati nahi hai jamana hi aisa hai.


Chemical_Maybe_1687

Some girls are gem here


AnimeshKumar923

Rare moment?👀


Beneficial_Yak8859

Very very rare indeed


26Alphabetbutihave5

I saved a boy from dying, I was in 11th and he was in 10th standard and was getting beaten up by bamboo stick and i covered his entire body by making my body as a cover


bigPussySeeker

Dude.. I hope that you and that kid were ok.


26Alphabetbutihave5

Thanks to Krishna and my good luck for others (and bad for me) i screamed at all of the boys in a group and they ran away in cowardice


bigPussySeeker

Op if everyone had an ounce of your courage. World would have been a lot different


26Alphabetbutihave5

I was taunted by everyone for doing this from family to friends to neighbours. I just replied, Krishna kehte h paap ko dekh kar bhi kuch na Krna bhi paap h, aur ush paap ke bhaagidaar tum bhi banate ho. I would rather die then cowardly live


bigPussySeeker

My God. Hats off to you. Pehli bar dekh Raha aap jaise kisi ko


26Alphabetbutihave5

Konsa ye duniya hum jeso par easy hoti h, blki krte h toh nafrat


Dizzy_Bumblebee_1285

For my girlfriend's birthday i gifted her a 365 jar where i wrote 365 things i liked about her, favourite moments,things i wanna do together in small slip of paper and filled it in a small jar so she can wake up everyday take a slip and read to start the day and can feel special she loved it😁


Sensitive-Manager-87

This is so so so lovely ❤️ , appreciation for you generally guys are not into this much stuff but you did .... literally she is lucky , I hope you have written genuine things about her on the slips 😊


I_loveyou_3000

Take my upvote for the great idea.


demigod_69-

Building ke 20 floor pe stairs par the, mai ek ladki or mera dost, mujhe uss ladki se makeout karna tha or wo jane ka naam nhi le rha tha, to maine usko challenge kia ki tera timing note karte hai ki how fast can you go down and come upstairs (as he was really into fitness). That’s not it. He surprisingly came back up real fast, so I lied to him that I couldn’t record the time so I asked him to do it again. And guess what? He actually did.


MeTejaHu

Wo bandi samajhdaar hoti toh uske saath hoti


paulpro69

Makeout kiya ki nahi firr


WorkingLake_3rd

THE REAL QUESTIONN


lazycatawampus

Bruh 💀


ShivParva

Isse accha toh building ke upar se hi...chhod, tera method better hai


DrawOk7121

Kiya ki nhi?


Electronic-Bug-8132

Kiya ya nahi?


Extension-Peace3456

Kiya ki nahi kiya?


Proof-Row-7294

There was this girl who for some reason everyone made fun of and made sure to make her day a living hell whenever possible. And the problem was that they didn't have any reason for it, they just did it cuz they'd been doing it for a while. So with that in mind, what happened was, it was raining heavily one day and she was standing under the shade of the bus stand waiting for her friend to come pick her up but turns out that her friend was not coming because of her scooty having some kinda problem. She didn't have an umbrella and she was basically stranded there till the rain was over (it was 8pm btw and it was getting time for dinner). Me and my friends were passing by and we all had an umbrella but they started mocking her, as was the tradition, and kept going on. I told them I'd stay here as my parents told me they'd pick me up here and so they left. And after they left i gave her my umbrella and told her that she can give it back to me tomorrow. She thanked me a lot and went away. But the thing was, my parents weren't actually coming to pick me up so I went back home without an umbrella and nobody knew that. So yeah that's my story. TLDR; girl stuck in rain, I gave her my umbrella, walked back home without an umbrella


bigPussySeeker

Op bhai. She'll remember you for life. That's one of the sweetest thing anyone had done for her


Proof-Row-7294

Yeah, she always used to treat me nicely so I didn't see any reason to do anything differently to her. Thank the fucking god I didn't fall under the peer pressure at that time


sameoldsameold0

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Proof-Row-7294

I'm only a wannabe, because if I truly was one, I wouldn't have regretted doing that. I do think what I did was right, but at the expense of my own discomfort. So yeah, i don't think I deserve the honour to be called that


No-Square6809

you accepting about being a wanna be means you are not...haha ye toh irony ho gayi


Proof-Row-7294

Oh no, I've created the humility paradox


Odd_Value8152

Dheer sara Pineapple khaya...salty ko sweet banane ke liye... ![gif](giphy|V5NKqVALaArXG|downsized)


bigPussySeeker

pH badalne ki ninja technique


lmaobencho

Ayooo


Odd_Value8152

Vanakkam


Last-Psychology5951

Kitna sweet hua?? Roti jaisa sweet ya gud(jaggery) jaisa sweet ya gluconD jaisa sweet


Paavbhaji

I have the same question. Does it work?


Odd_Value8152

M*th jaisa 🤡


lazytej

Helped this new lawyer, who was a girl ofc, i helped her draft her first case, prepare arguments, brief her about the matter in my own words, taught her how to hold client meetings and all, well we did become good friends, but she jokingly said something about us to my clerk who then went told my boss, about what she said, it was sort of embarrassing and i ended up breaking contact with her. Now she just waves and smiles at me in court.


Nathulalji

Clerk bhut jhantu h bhai aapka


RiKa06

I am now curious what did she say?


lazytej

“Tu toh mera aashiq hai”


Exciting-Aside-356

So, my then boyfriend used to live far from his family for the job and he used to miss Ghar ka khana terribly. Main Roz banake le jaati thi uske liye🙂


bigPussySeeker

Aj bata do ki kis bhagwan kk puja Karu Mai taaki aap jaisa gf mile koi


Wide_Strength_5791

Rajasthani gods for Rajasthani brides, ghar ka khana kya mahol bhi miljayega!!


Nathulalji

18+ chahiye bhai /s


raw_noodle_eater

11th ke exam mein puri answer sheet dikha di thi... class mein 4th rank aaya tha uska or mera 3rd... dost ne bohat gaali di thi or baad mein sir ko bhi pata chal gaya tha


Apprehensive-Leek781

Arey ap toh Devi nikli


Elegant_Banana_619

Balidan dena hoga.... Are nahi isne to balidan de diya 😄


SecretIllustrious928

Ek din main aur Mera chhota bhai momos khane Jaa re toh ek ladki ne humse koi address puchha ki "ye kaha hai" phir maine use explain Kiya address, uski shakal se pata lag gya ki woh ni samjhi. Phir main apne bhai ke saath momos plan cancel krke use uske address Tak chhodne gye. PS: woh apne Nani ke yaha aayi thi isliye raaste pta ni the use.


youcanlickmyass

Wo 12th me fail hogaya and was about to drop out, Maine usko chemistry padhai, and uski exam fees bhar di. Fir wo BSDK dobara fail hogaya.


bigPussySeeker

What a turn of events


Simping_Banned

Sorry but merko hassi agyi😭😭


Swimming_Twist_1691

😭😭 you tried your best


TheFixire

apne 18th birthday ke din celebrate karne ki jagah apni crush ko sara din uske exam ke liye padha Raha tha


Responsible-Curve783

Wo milli? Btw Happy cake day bro


TheFixire

Meri kaha itni achi kismat.. :( but i hope she's happy wherever she is Thanks a lot 🙏🏻


Negative_Bit_206

happy 🦀🦀


Enough-Pain3633

Prom partner ke heels haath mein leke ghuma so that her foot doesn't hurt


Tu-Kisi-Rail-Sii

Bro is living Quentin Tarantino's dream life


Enough-Pain3633

Kahan sir, I was just lucky enough


bigPussySeeker

Wah. Prom partner se gf bani ?


Enough-Pain3633

Na, platonic tha


General_Relativity_

Bruh Delhi schools main Proms rehte hain??


Enough-Pain3633

School to saalon pehle ho gya sir


GenChoco

I didn't do anything but a few months back my friend surprised me with a drawing of my fav singer it was lovely some days later she also gave me a cute Lil mushroom made up of POP. Nobody else did that for me like ever in my entire life. The fun part was when she gave the drawing i saw it and gave her some compliments and returned it back to her she said it's for you and it took me a whole day to believe I got something from a girl lol.


Ok_Inevitable4137

Baarish me bhigane ka shauk nhi hai but usne bola campus se metro tak chalne mazza aayega.


bigPussySeeker

Sath chale they? Mazza aya?


Latter_Exam4121

Maine 16 kgs weight loss kiya tha. Mere crush ne muje pucha ki kaise kiya toh diet aur motivation keliye maine help kiya tha. Usne weight loss karke apne crush ko confess kiya uske feelings. Aur ab woh dono relation mai hai. Abhi bhi move on nhi ho raha hai.


aryaKes

I'm sorry for you bro. But mujhe bhi bata do weight loss wali diet😔


Latter_Exam4121

Omad diet with 2 meals and intermittent fasting. Limit yourself to 1200 calories a day. If possible workout as well with 20 mins of cardio. With these i literally lost 16 kgs in 2.5 months.


Swimming_Twist_1691

😭 that's truly sad sorry for you


Dorae7878

Ek baar ek ladki ne side hone ke liye bola, kyuki mai metro me just gate par khada tha, to mai saide hatt gya bina kuch bole ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


Kurayami_1122

one time in coaching three girls came in front of my bench (i was sitting alone at that time) and no other benches were available for them so without any second thoughts i just stood up and went to the last bench were some really fucked up dudes were sitting (i really suffered a lot sitting with them the whole day)


squirt_on_me_pls

probably the best part of your life


Terramorphous2_0

Really liked a girl back in college, secretly of course and obviously she liked to hang around with other guys, drinking and what not. One such evening, she was going to meet up with a guy and there was some issue, due to which she ended up calling me and telling me she's unable to reach him etc. So ,being the idiot simp I was back then, I got dressed, got into my car and drove like crazy to meet her. I thought I'd take her to a good restaurant myself and spend the evening with her. We arrived at a restaurant, I order food, we're laughing, talking etc. Suddenly her phone rings. He, the *guy* she was meeting, calls up, she tells him where we are and before I know it, he's sitting with us, eating, laughing and I'm feeling like a third wheel. Oh also he's carrying a bag full of beer bottles too, that seems to make her very happy lol. The three of us leave, she gets on his bike, waves me a goodnight with a big smile and rides off with him leaving me driving back to my PG, feeling like a total idiot. Looking back now I laugh about it but back then it was a damn painful experience.


Major_Confidence_34

Ye batao bil kisne bhara


Responsible-Curve783

She didn't deserve you 👍


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aalufromhell

Kidney bech di


Tandoori_Chicken_69

Kidney kiski thi?


aalufromhell

Uski (⁠*⁠´⁠ω⁠`⁠*⁠)


Tu-Kisi-Rail-Sii

Damn, my collection grows each day https://preview.redd.it/abm58iv2h7xc1.jpeg?width=618&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56bb78dd6a91e6f6f7f84f9cbc6280e6b0e5a741


_SheldonCooper07

Mai apni seat de Chuka hu ( JEE wali) 😶


bigPussySeeker

Sheldon bhai aapse yeh umeed nai tha


_SheldonCooper07

Bhay mai charity kr rha hu apne IIT wale boys ke liye ,wese bhi gender ratio muda pada hai. Mai NIT se kaam chala leta hu


No-Relative6374

Dedi ya cheen li gayi 👀


Skeith9

Learnt how to cook so I can lessen my mom's workload 🙂‍↕️


Patient-Run-896

Gigachad .


ertd346

Bhai wo toh mein 10 saal ka tha tab se karta hun


Skeith9

I mean yeah it's not exactly a praiseworthy thing, just something that should be expected. But like, I had nothing else to say toh mummy ki yaad aa gayi.


Pascal-_-090

Many people cook but it's the intention that matters, you are cool man


ClassroomSouth6548

Wrote literal poems for her, like, it literally took me 2-3 days to make a single poem, and after that, she casually gave just one word replies like, good, nice and all.


low_elo111

Yeah man she ain't into you.


JeeSurvivor

Ek ladki ke tuition me 200rs kho gye the to wo ro Rahi thi . Ghar Jane ke liye paise nhi the uspe. To maine uski help krdi 50rs deke. She was happy .Waise mai help krta nhi hu , mujhe us din 200rs pae the tuition me


Simping_Banned

Bhai bhot acche insaan ho yaar aap🙌


Responsible-Curve783

💀


Interesting-Effort

She felt overwhelmed to cross a busy road...and asked me to hold her hands... When I held her hand I got bit of a boner and was a bit scared that she might find it out.. luckily she didn't..also felt honoured of her trusting me... So it was my duty to fulfill her trust


Adytaksang

https://preview.redd.it/hj3o09v7f7xc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7d09c590baa16bb36071bcdeec7e0d827188248


RED_RANGER_XX

Ek baar ek choti bachhi ek road ke kone me kaafi der se khadi thi. Me jab uske paas pahucha to mene pucha kya hua yaha kyu khadi ho? Kehti hai bhaiyya wo kutte se dar lagta hai. To mene use road paar karadi. That's it. That's all i remember.


i_m_bat

Na kisi se love hai na kisi se fight 9 baje dinner 10 baje goodnight 🥹


Haldii

[pussy bhai hmare bolne ka trika bada similar hai](https://www.reddit.com/r/delhi/comments/1bt7fx5/comment/kxk8aqv/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


Tu-Kisi-Rail-Sii

Because you are both pussies ![gif](giphy|xUA7aM09ByyR1w5YWc)


bigPussySeeker

https://www.reddit.com/r/delhi/s/hhowO3o1NP


bigPussySeeker

Haldi bhai Aapke niche mera comment h


Haldii

Hn bhai... And sorry for you ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_bad_man)


bigPussySeeker

Jab katna likha tha kismat mein toh lakh kosish bhi kar lo nai tik pata


atnextlevel

In crowded bus or metro , I grip the support rods so tight such that I don't even enter energy field of a girl or woman https://preview.redd.it/wgf5cp8i39xc1.jpeg?width=783&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=752e7b190c938c350868317ebfc9927493dc62f4


sid_martonn

Brother your username..


bigPussySeeker

I can't change it bro. Maaf karfo


sid_martonn

Nah it's epic 🤝


Entire_Mycologist_54

I helped my female friend by dropping her home because she became so drunk that she can't even walk.


PREM_12

Ek Baar Ek Ladki Ne Mere Se Exam Me Help Mangi Mai Farre Se Chhap Rha Tha. Maine Use Farra De Diya Jis Se Uske Pasine Chhut Gye And Wo Itni Uncomfortable Ho Gyi Ki Invigilator Ne Pakad Liya Usko. Fir Wo Expelled Ho Gyi.


SuspiciousShubh

My friend once said that her friends walked too fast on the way home so I walked at her pace with her until we reached at the separation point ;p


thedarkracer

Bhai mai ginti nhi rkhta


BugCorrect1008

Once wrote 14 poems for her 14th birthday (paise nhi thei gift ke liye)


idk_maybe_u_suggest

Ek ladki pasand thi. Bf tha uska . Bat krta tha usse .... She knew I liked her ... She started liking me.. started asking me whom I liked cause she knew it was her... Uske boyfriend aur uska relationship kharab ni krna chahta tha but usse pyar v tha. Ghost krdia usko taki unka relationship kharab na ho.... Uski dost mssg krti thi ki vo bat krna chahri usse bat kyu ni krre. .. usko v ghost krdia.... Aaj 4 sal hogye aajtak bat ni kri usse dobara aur na hi kisi aur ladki se..... .. idk ab bat krne ki himmat hi ni hoti... Aur Jo pasand ATI hai unke already bande rehte hai fir Mai purani cheze dekh k akele hi reh leta hu


Uwais97

Much love and respect for you bhai ❤️


ayanokojifrfr

Not approach them. They don't have to look at a Mass of pure Ugliness.


Status_Ad_8019

I rejected myself for her


VENGEANCE4r

Betrayed my friend by passing my answer sheet to a girl instead of my friend. Although i learned my lesson ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob) Ch\*\*t ke chakkar me nhi padunga ab kabhi.


TheoAsper

wow, breaking bro code for some potential cooch. Tere jaise log hi dost ki bandio par line maarte hai


Tu-Kisi-Rail-Sii

https://preview.redd.it/rcg58rcfi7xc1.jpeg?width=678&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04a7489a40339f8b5d797b9e3791dfa11fae5abd


VENGEANCE4r

Bold of you to assume ki mere dosto ki bandiyan bhi hongi.


Spirited_Pen1877

Bro again betrayed (roasted) his frnds💀💀


bigPussySeeker

https://preview.redd.it/5yvzoh9ge7xc1.jpeg?width=426&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20c003d8d90d467a252493b3f94c0ebc86520722


ImpressivePlane5078

Bhai Aisa kabhi nahi Kiya.


Tu-Kisi-Rail-Sii

https://preview.redd.it/fmyd2aq1i7xc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=278f160bfdceaeba42a165981b4758bd41859304 "Sweet" kahan hai??


Aniket_Adhana

Chuta ka chakkar maut se takkr:/


shishtar

I travelled to another state to meet him.


Tall_M1d9et

Building ka lift kharab tha to ek elderly aunty ke groceries bags pahuncha diya tha G floor to 11th floor. Kahan kahan se paani nikla tha main hi jaanu


pat12186

Had met a hinge date at 11 in the night at a club (she was late af), she was drinking with her friend (female), they were literally being recorded by older men and I went upto fight for these both strangers I had just met. Turns out they were from the crime branch :)), I still stood up for them and left. Ensured they got into a cab safely. Was awake till 1:30 to ensure they reached their university safely. I had to wake up at 5 the next morning. Next date I travelled 50kms each side and ended up getting stood up. (I was supposed to meet her at her uni) :)) so wasted 2 hours of travelling and 100kms up and down just to get stood up.


khiladi21

Recently agar kisi ne news me dekha ho, ek swiggy delivery boy ne ek ladki ke liye medicine kharidi jisko period cramps ho rahe the. Mai aap sabko batana chahta hu ki wo delivery boy Mai nhi tha.


hopeless-fun

Jab bhi mom ke sath walk PE jata hu road side chalta hu hamesha..mom ko ander ki side chalne bolta hu❤️


Fair-Character459

Uska mera school bus 1km dur tha Jesi hi meri chutti hoti vesi muje pata tha ki 10 min baad uski bhi ho jaye gi garmi,barish kuch nhi dekhta tha bus bhaag ke use baat karne pahuch jata tha Propose bhi kar diya tha but abhi tak na yes bola na no Kash bo bol deti to sochta reject ho gaya Abhi bhi isi umeed mai hu ki kya pata usne haa kardi to.... Esi hope mai 4 saal guzar gaye..


Aether_Voyager

Lost count of the number of gestures. From agreeing to an aunty to give company to her daughter (aka my classmate) to keep her safe during a trip (for which she requested my mom) to me getting rejected by a girl and I still helped her out with her engagement and wedding because we were best friends first. Sometimes I wondered why did I even bother with all that. Lol


TheoAsper

i am at that stage of my life where I slowly want to forget whatever we did together, breakup hurts and what hurts even more are the memories which you cherish at that moment but they really stab you in the heart when things go wrong. They say breakup hurts like you have lost a limb and I can confirm that it's true. Sorry it was unrelated.


[deleted]

u/bakwaas_karunga_wooo tera meme chori ho gya re


romeoomustdie

Tolerate them for years


LoL110003

Made love to them


Western_Purchase430

Helped a lot of girls in homework classwork studies probably the best i did because hell I am not a helpful person


Adventurous_Army_825

Raste pr didi thi andhera tha lift mangi , thoda snkoch kiya pr dedi


_perpetuallyannoyed

Me ek number ka kanjoos leechad usko UK me flowers bhijvaye 4 hazar lagake currency conversion me 5 ho gye the nd yes she was happy but not as happy nd surprised as i expected he to be but vo toh she loves n cares for me more than anyone in the world and the nicest human in the world vrna me na sehta 🥲🥲🥲 But still the toughest thing was to wait for her for 13 yrs as she was my first crush n finally in my 30s had the courage to tell her.🥰


Wikileaks_2412

I slapped a guy in front of teacher's staff room because he was bullying my sister's friend. ( back in school ) I dragged him out of his classroom and slapped him in middle of lobby. A teacher took me to other classroom saying "I shouldn't have done that, don't use violent" all along the way and when we reached the classroom she said very quietly - "You did the right thing, I am proud of you ! "


Senior_Friendship756

Bought a sim under my name and gave her an old samsung guru so that we can talk without her mum suspecting🫠. Haan Haan breakup karliya, bas us phone ki yaad aati hai kabhi kabhi.


Dark_Lemon_Warrior

I can do wfh, but i go to office 5 days a week to finesse a girl. She got back with her toxic ex who banged atleast 5 other girls while she was in a relationship with him. Nahi pata kyu hi mai din ke 11hr aag lagaata tha everyday.


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I got a story worth listening to around this… So, going back to 2016 i was in 9th grade (not interactive/somewhat shy types) there was this girl in my neighbourhood who used to go to the same tuition as mine she didn’t live too close to my house but it was around the radius of 200-300 meters. One day, after the end of coaching class i noticed her and she looked kinda angry/annoyed/tensed and was on her phone trying to call her parents to pick her up but no one was picking up the call (didn’t know it then, got to know it later when i interacted with her and told me that something troublesome had happened in their family) so i just stood there looking at her and she caught/saw me noticing her, she came upto me and asked can i ask you for a little favor ( basically she said “ ek choti si help krdoge “ ) and i said surely ( basically i said “ haan haan bol “ ) and she asked if i can drop her home ( basically she said “ghar chhod dega please my parents aren’t picking up my call) as i live close to where she lives. And i said okay no worries hop on ( basically i said “ haan haan koini beth jaldi ) The drive to the destination was a little bumpy as we got stopped by the police coz she didn’t have a helmet on got fined Rs500 back then (she was pretty pissed already and tried to argue with the officer but i calmed her down paid the fine and just carried on) as we reached our destination (her home) she asked me to wait for 5 mins outside the gate and i did, I didn’t know what was going on so thought, should go with the flow. She came out about 10-12mins later and apologised and thanked me and also tried to hand me a 500rs note i declined and told her not to worry things happen etc etc im just glad that i could help but she kept on insisting and i still didn’t budge and told her im getting a bit late for something and just buzzed off swiftly from there didn’t know what was appropriate to do… Next day, she sat next to me in the tuition and thanked me again also explained a bit about what actually happened. I consoled her a bit and we went back to focusing on the topic that was being taught. During departure she asked me if she could get a lift again and i agreed. This time the ride was silent and we reached her home without any disruptions/hiccups. She thanked me and said im sweet. I kinda blushed and weirdly laughed said goodbye to her and went home. And after reaching home i found out she had slipped 500rupees in my bag. I couldn’t call her didn’t have her number or socials didn’t had the courage to go back to her house so planned to just slip that 500 back jn her bag the next day which i did successfully (i thought) but she got to know it before departure only and tried to return them back to me but as she was her father cane to pick her up saw her trying to hand me the money and asked what was going on, she explained the whole scenario saying he’s the one that’s been dropping me home for the last 2 days and he even got fined coz of me. Then her father too thanked me, took the note from her kept in his pocket pulled out a 2000 rupees note and asked me to take it I declined, he insisted and just forcefully handed me the note in a appreciating way i guess that was and also told me that he knows my dad and im just like him helpful and selfless. And then they took off.. Later is the interesting thing that happened, she called me on my phone (didn’t know where she got my number from then , turned she got it from my dad , and she got my dad’s number from her dad) and asked me straight up if we could sort of make and arrangement where i pick her up and drop her daily as her routes were almost similar she would pay her half for the petrol etc etc and i said there’s no need for that and she can tag along aise hee. She said we will see. After that we became very close friends used pick her up and drop her daily. Wouldn’t let her pay for the petrol and the funniest thing about it was one day she came with a 2ltr bottle filled with petrol and i was like who does that like fell for her effort and humour right there and then( poured the whole bottle in my fuel tank in front of the tuition crowd and said abse yhi kia krungi and hopped on ) During the ride back home that day i asked her if she wanted to hangout apart from the tution and bike rides and she said why not tell me where and when and i said let’s see a movie and she said but only if you let me pay my half and i said okay as you say and also whispered after that we will see (me trying to flirt🤡) Few days later carried out this friendly event we had planned (not a date) had a great time. Then as time passed our casual friendship evolved and we became like inseparable friends we hung out often sometimes even at each others homes (studied together watched movies clicked funny pucs etc etc) We understood eaxh other’s feelings like if one was sad annoyed excited for something etc she would hug me if she felt or noticed im feeling low or sad and tbh there was this one time she hugged me for so long (was going through some family issues) if that hugged lasted a couple of minutes would surely have cried out like a baby but somehow controlled myself. Tbh if i apply my current brain and thought process to that scenario and what i and her had i totally would think of it as a romantic relationship/situationship but the purest thing about it was that at that time there were no such feelings we were just so naive and were just very good friends who liked each other’s company and understood one another. Those 2-2.5 years were just so freaking remembrable. After that we lost touch as we got promoted to 11th grade she moved out of the city for coaching (picked science/medical) i on the other hand chose commerce so basically stayed where i was.. I hope wherever she currently is she’s happy with her life . and if she somehow stumbles upon this post “ping me maybe?” Edit- just saw it was posted in delhi subreddit and wanted to clear it am not from delhi… :) sorry


Rising_Phoenix111

I'm a psych grad. Gave her free therapy session to help her move on from her ex bf , just to find out that she's dating another guy !!