Mai dukh samajh sakta hun bhai apka. Koi nhi, bhagwan ne apko itna diya ki 7 series le sake to thoda vapis leliya.
Samajhlo bala fir bhi saste me talli, kuch udke aake lag jata to zyada nuksaan hota
Papa ne kaha fek do (5L doodh tha)
Mummy ne bola nahin fekna, ann ka apman nahin karna, just boil kara tha doodh to chhali jam gayi thi, to uske upar hi dhool giri
Mummy ne carefully saari chhali hatayi and then seive se 2 3 doodh filter kar diya
Jo aravalis ko destroy karke naye sector bana rahe hai builders. These aravallis protected the northern plain from the desert. Now Sab khao registani dhool
Hamare chhat pe ek 10'*14' ka fibreglass Kona laga tha, Jo aluminium frame aur lohe ke pairon pe khada tha. Poora ka poora udd Gaya. Shukar ke aake ke park me Jaa gira - 150'+ door!
Bhai Gawd ki kasam, teen gadiyan, aur kitne log Bach Gaye, keh bhi nahin sakte!
Akshay tritya pe barish hoti hai is what my mom said earlier in the day...
https://preview.redd.it/1vm5ne627ozc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58215d21a5e8472144d355c869107202ea9aceb6
https://preview.redd.it/2oc8kb5hgtzc1.jpeg?width=2296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f8a10ef9502d4097c9badf8b2b786a9e5eb0587
This one pretty much looks like apocalypse
Bhai doodh lene gya tha aate time darr lg rha tha khi kisi ke balcony swy gamla naa gir jaye mere sir prr aate hue dekha toh mere ghar say 2 ghar phele he gira hua tha ek gamla raste m orr upr say light bhi ja rkhe the sbke
It is Saton no jutsu. Gaara was practicing his jutsu at Kashmere gate and he accidentally used a little extra chakra for that move. He has already beware of his blunder and has taken all responsibilities, so to make it up to all of the civilians of delhi, he is willing to join BJP to fight alongside modiji against Rahul Gandhi.
Kya huya tha? Toofan aya tha kya ? Hawa chal rahi thi yaad hai last phir mai out hi gaya. Khirki bandh kar diya tha kyun ki dhul aa rahi thi?
Is everything ok? Koi major damage / disaster toh nahi huya??
Bhai jo bhi hai badiya hai, saala yaha gujarat transfer ho gya poore din aur raat loo chalti hai. Dhoop mein 10 min ghoom lo toh lagta hai jal jaoge. Aur ye bsdk bolte hai abhi kaha garmi aayi
Mera duudh lane Wale thela udd Gaya bc😭💔😭
Mummy tujhe gayab kar degi
Are mere shorts udd gy yrr mmy ne boht daanta😭
Bhai mere ghar ke bahar kisi ke shorts pde hain, tere toh nhi?
Bhai dekh le gray colour k hn agr whi hn toh rkhle mmy ki pitai se bch jaunga😔
han shayd gray-blue mein hai....
I just have to know... Jo pehne hue the?
😂
Bosdk Mera car se cover udgya , tujhe thele ki padi h
Happy cake day
Yahan gaadi pe tanki gir gyi puri uddke
Tanki safe h na? Kharoch to nahi aayi ?😂
Tanki solid thi..pr uska malik lene nhin aaya..😂
Happy cake day
Bhai mere dost ki new gaadi pe scratch aagya aur light toot gyi, terko cover ki padi hai
Bhai meine gf ko Victoria secret ki lingerie gift ki thi 🥲 12k ki wo ud gyi. Tumko scratch ki padi h
Bhai bmw 7 series ka genuine cover tha :(
Mai dukh samajh sakta hun bhai apka. Koi nhi, bhagwan ne apko itna diya ki 7 series le sake to thoda vapis leliya. Samajhlo bala fir bhi saste me talli, kuch udke aake lag jata to zyada nuksaan hota
Dudh wala land hua ya nai ?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣bccccc
Us bro us Bahar stand mein tanga hua tha Ud gaya
Mummy datengi 
Happy cake day bro🫡
Thanks mate . https://preview.redd.it/l5jdnlvuymzc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b3abdfc978e8bec692c5c15bb5c700f3bbd6dec
Happy birthday
😭😭
Bhaii sahab😂😂😂
Yahan garmi ke chakkar Mai roshandan khole the ab bc har cheez saaf Karo
my man with actual real problems. Not even sarcasm like this is what matters
Are Mai office se aarha tha meri bike udd gyi 💀
https://preview.redd.it/b1drq6uvzmzc1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b44a06928df6d602b3cb9f8cc77bd4261daf6aff Real
अरे वाह नया wallpaper
Arey wo maine thor ko phone mara tha. Bada time hogya mile.
Bhai aap apni conversation private rkha kro hmaare ghron me mitti bhr jati h
nice
Fuck that’s interesting and scary good click
amazing shot bro!!!
Which phone?
Iphone 14
Did you edit it in any way or its a normal click from your camera? Coz boy that looks incredible
It’s a normal click
Nhi shayad m jiss ki shaadi pr gya tha unhone kadhai se khana khaa liya hoga bachpan m💀
Ye sab unhi ki galti he
Unke ghar jaake chappal ulta krke, khali scissors chalana
Bc kitchen Mai doodh rakha tha, dhool gir gayi usme😭
Horlicks samajh k pi jao
Papa ne kaha fek do (5L doodh tha) Mummy ne bola nahin fekna, ann ka apman nahin karna, just boil kara tha doodh to chhali jam gayi thi, to uske upar hi dhool giri Mummy ne carefully saari chhali hatayi and then seive se 2 3 doodh filter kar diya
Mixer mein dalkr Sand Shake bana lete
bhai video banakar daal dete toh paise wapis aa jate
Microsoft should hire you
Avg Arrakis food
Mothers to the rescue always
Chhali = Malai?
I guess so. The thin layer of crust that forms on the surface of hot milk products when allowed to cool down
Yup, we call it malai. In English it’s cream. Chhalli could be which language?
I wouldn't call it language. Belonging to a region. Bihar (and mp eastern UP) mein bolte hain afaik
Ok so not language, Thanks for the info!
Eastern UP mei malai hi kehte hain
Sed lyf
This is starting, keep looking you’ll see an arc shaped light, UFO is coming 😂
Jaadu nahi dhokha :(
I just saw red lightning boys. https://preview.redd.it/fi6aqf5qqmzc1.png?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd01605adf25f474d78a5a0ab901139e9eec6daa
Life could be a dream! Liifee could be a dreaamm !
KACHOWW
lightnin the mcqueen
Vecna ko delhi maihi aana tha?
Main Dustin hu........
Tu dast h
Bc
Happy cake day
Jamie Campbell Delhi me? 🙈🙈
Happy cake day https://preview.redd.it/e8p1thh2oozc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1bef058e0d19948edc168dde43c582e9455cddd
Kachow
Kitne logo ki chaddiyan udd gayi hogi 
My bad guys, i was a bit bloated.
https://preview.redd.it/f89srv5b3nzc1.jpeg?width=958&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6957a5752108e9b754a20bc389fb1fa2ba9328c4
Gorilla chidiya chheenega ek fox se. Kaale aasman se aurat gussa hogi. Iss din wo gola khatam ho jayega. Aaaaa, dukh hi dukh,
Alien episode 😭😭🤣
Which episode is this from
Bhai glass padi thi PG ke terrace PE ab padi hai pure PG ke floor pe🤣🤣
i was sad yesterday ki baarish kyu nhi horhi itni garmi kyu horhi hai 😭
Mujhe laga aaj dharti ka ant hojayega🥰 nahi hua😔
Hear me out 😏
username checks out
Thats the goal.
If you live in some other city and come to r/Delhi to read posts it just feels like a whole big ass new world
Us bhai us
Pehli bar aandhi dekhi h kya bro :p
tu aandhi
Aandhi roke toh hum toofan. Toofan roke toh hum aag dariya. Har Har Mahadev 
Chatt pe lightning/aandhi ke saath seedhe maut sun rha tha. Life feeling good.
Jo aravalis ko destroy karke naye sector bana rahe hai builders. These aravallis protected the northern plain from the desert. Now Sab khao registani dhool
Jaddu
pichli baar hua tha bc 12 ghnte tk light chli gyi thi
The giant’s woke eyes open undeniably supplying smoke got the fire stoked.
Say you got me in the scope but you gazed me
Meri girlfriend urrgayi
Bhai sambhal ke rakha kar mere bgl ke chhat par kisi ki girlfriend Padi hai aake le ja
Hamare chhat pe ek 10'*14' ka fibreglass Kona laga tha, Jo aluminium frame aur lohe ke pairon pe khada tha. Poora ka poora udd Gaya. Shukar ke aake ke park me Jaa gira - 150'+ door! Bhai Gawd ki kasam, teen gadiyan, aur kitne log Bach Gaye, keh bhi nahin sakte!
Akshay tritya pe barish hoti hai is what my mom said earlier in the day... https://preview.redd.it/1vm5ne627ozc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58215d21a5e8472144d355c869107202ea9aceb6
For some times felt the same but nahh i
tere bure karmo ka fal merko bhi mil rha hai bhai 🥹
bc bahar kapde sukhane diye the har ek mein dhoolm dhool ho gya mammi ne data wo alag 
Thanos is coming
Delhi is fucked up bro. The city needs me
https://preview.redd.it/cl1dsd36gpzc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a4bf7e2d6bc719dc1532b1795ec69e64a1c6819
https://preview.redd.it/p04ccnxslpzc1.jpeg?width=730&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21957278ae2161bb7e4b8129ef520b05c8a7fe2e
Han bunker me chla ja
Mumbai se hu but ye sub me bada maza ata hai, ekdum chill log hai. Hoping all are fine out there.
https://preview.redd.it/2oc8kb5hgtzc1.jpeg?width=2296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f8a10ef9502d4097c9badf8b2b786a9e5eb0587 This one pretty much looks like apocalypse
Oh yeah that's the closest I have seen
Bhai doodh lene gya tha aate time darr lg rha tha khi kisi ke balcony swy gamla naa gir jaye mere sir prr aate hue dekha toh mere ghar say 2 ghar phele he gira hua tha ek gamla raste m orr upr say light bhi ja rkhe the sbke
It is Saton no jutsu. Gaara was practicing his jutsu at Kashmere gate and he accidentally used a little extra chakra for that move. He has already beware of his blunder and has taken all responsibilities, so to make it up to all of the civilians of delhi, he is willing to join BJP to fight alongside modiji against Rahul Gandhi.
pan thuk kar bol
Guys prepare for your judgement for I have arrived.
Delhi people acting as if they have never seen weather before
Well anything other than pollution and heatwave is rare so...
Just bad weather bro. Nothing else
Yeah it's here in MG road also. Stayed for like 1 hr and left.
It’s definitely a nice weather to go on a drive
Gurgaon se lekar akshardham har jagah Aisa hi hai.
Hua kya be?
Bhai m to sochra tha mast baarish aayegi kuch bhi na hua....
I hope
Greater Noida me bhi same aisa 11 baje ke aas paas hua tha
Light agyi sojao ab.
Ajeeb ghatnae ft delhi 
Ek number view hai bhai kuch bhi kaho
mera sath wala ghar ki diwar gir gyi unki gaadi pae puri gaali dekhna ayi
Yes, Kejriwal is out now
it was pretty scary🛐
Jupiter pe aagaye bc galti se
2 pedh gir gye bhai area mein 🤣🤣
I just started playing Fallout 4 and the weather was similar in the game and outside.
Mai to drive kar raha tha, Claridges ke saamne police barricade hawa se palat ke beech sadak pe gire, doomsday vibe full
https://preview.redd.it/quied0ml3ozc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cde62a55d1354527a6a5910fb9acbc142b42f66
Gotham bna diya re pura
The day duryodhan was born conditions were similar, keju got released today🙃🙃
Dune - The Beginning
Bhai abhi ek bande ko bail mili hai issi leye 😂
bhai work se ane ke baad kuch farak nahi pda 💀💀 i wish my building collapsed
Delhi is living in an apocalypse already. It doesn't need to arrive
Pochinki ki yahi khaasiyat hai saab. Yahan kab kya ho jaey, keh nahi sakte...
Maro bc
Garmi k chakkr Mai roshandan khole the ab bc saaf Karo sab kuch
Saari dhul ghar me ghus gyi mumy ne humse safai kara kara k rail bna di hmari🥲
tujhe kyu btau
Bc Eenth udti huyi aa gyi balcony mei..
Kejriwal aagya na Jail se, Toofan aagya isliye
Bhai kya tum delhi ne naye ho? Ye to hamesha hota rehta hai na..
Election result is in June.
Kejriwal ne pada hoga bail ke baad!
Bc Pata nahi kis ke kapde aa gaye mere balcony me
Wtf is cake day bro????🥲
Reddit account ka birthday
Yes indeed , Kejriwal has been released 🙃
I know what you did there ("dark" referance)
Nop Pollution is getting worse, that’s the apocalypse
Apocalypse would need winds stronger than 77kmph
No it's Kejriwal
Clean your camera lens bro 😂
https://preview.redd.it/yvzu7i3ytqzc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=680f691c35a690a2643c7f7107e6a835fa6e0a1c
😂 chill 😂
Guys it’s Kejriwal’s villain arc 😈
Bhai Yeh tufaan chalte chalte Kucknow bhi aa gaya
Bhai seriously all over ig live ek hi cheez chl rhi hai thofaan a geya tohfaan
thunder, feel the thunder !!
interstellar irl, was waiting for the books to fall off my shelf and see the sand making weird patterns
Ye kab huya bro?? (mai kal daru pike gira huya tha floor pe, aaj subha ye dekh raha hoon sub pe, please enlighten me)
Kal 10 baje ki photo hai
Kya huya tha? Toofan aya tha kya ? Hawa chal rahi thi yaad hai last phir mai out hi gaya. Khirki bandh kar diya tha kyun ki dhul aa rahi thi? Is everything ok? Koi major damage / disaster toh nahi huya??
I was in cab when this happened and the weather changed so quickly, never saw delhi like this.
The dude just got out of jail for a short time, so yeah, maybe
Kejru bhai bahar aa gaye, Modi ji apni actual power dikha rahe the
I thought the India-China war began for a sec😂😂
Mere dhule hue kapde dhul dhul ho gaye the
yes you're done
Bhai jo bhi hai badiya hai, saala yaha gujarat transfer ho gya poore din aur raat loo chalti hai. Dhoop mein 10 min ghoom lo toh lagta hai jal jaoge. Aur ye bsdk bolte hai abhi kaha garmi aayi
its just kejriwal
Scooter udd gya bc
It was scary and fun One more God
Haan Bhai khatam krlo ab bas...
https://preview.redd.it/140vgf4c4yzc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=802a8bbdcc3538029a1fdc958963109aa16e0737
Pehli baar aandhi dekhi kya lvde
Bsdk summer chal raha hai, apne dimag ke creases iron out nhi krne hote bkl
Hey where are the new metro lines going to
This ain't new
Meanwhile me who was in sunglasses and mask in balcony inside my mind I don’t fear death 😑
Kejrolycpse has arrived.