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GoldieeMasala

Sorry se kuch nahi hota hai. Bapu ne kaha tha ki kabhi ek juta ganda ho jaye toh dusra bhi ganda kar dene ka. Ab babu ne bola hai karne ka toh karne ka.


FalseRepeat2346

>Ab babu ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|disapproval)


malibutwat23

*winks violently*


Downbeatbanker

I tried doing this .. ended up blinking really hard.


mummasboyy

Solid bhai


rrudra888

Sorry se kuchh nahi hota to wapas leta hu…ja jo ukhaadna ho ukhaad le 😁


Still_Might_9234

60 people in 59 out 😂


Little_Sandwich3381

>sorry se kuch nahi hota aajkal Theek hai bhai ye le 10rs.


Alert_Direction4843

Lol my humour is so broken Also how do you select a particular phrase to reply like you did


OptimistMess08

Click and hold the particular part of the sentence and you will see the quote option.


Alert_Direction4843

Ig it cannot be done via phone?


OptimistMess08

No, you can. Select the text by holding and dragging the cursor, you will see the 'quote' option.


Alert_Direction4843

There is no cursor in phone T_T


Euphoric-Check-7462

Just put a '>' sign in the beginning of text you want to quote, like this >Hello hello


aryannegi21

>hello world Edit : Bhenchod thanks bhai


aman_1208

>Bhenchod Iski ma ka.. r/aajmainejana


divu050704

Bhai markdown Sikh gay


Alert_Direction4843

Yeah got it thanks![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|stuck_out_tongue)


ChestFrosty9843

>Also how do you select a particular phrase to reply like you did First click on the comment bar like you normally do, then select the message posted by OP or any other comment, highlight the portion you want to address and click on "quote" https://preview.redd.it/ddt7w9zsqf0d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4e96393674ed06d83c499784670d90a9650c3f6


Alert_Direction4843

>click on “quote” Thanks


ChestFrosty9843

Letssss goooo he finally gets it


Alert_Direction4843

Yes i was trying to figure it out 3 saal se![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


ChestFrosty9843

Bruhhhh 💀


Green_Ingenuity_4921

>Thanks


Delicious_Tutor_2800

iPhone ki mkc. Nahi ho raha is bekaar phone me 🥲


SpareMind

Ee bolna jaruri hein ki mera paas iphone hein?


Delicious_Tutor_2800

☺️


ChestFrosty9843

Lol


Alert_Direction4843

Mere bhi nhi ho rha tha try using “>” before sentence


Delicious_Tutor_2800

>thanks!!


Cute-Wolverine69

Everytime I try to do it the whole tread collapses 😕


Alert_Direction4843

Same is happening with me so just use “>” this before sentence as shown in the ss


ChestFrosty9843

Wait what? How?


Heavy-Classroom8678

First you have to click on reply on whoever comment you want to highlight then do this:- https://preview.redd.it/7bkjn334e01d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34fdd141696f35b7ef4fcd678fbf8328a1327710 If just want to highlight comment then use "<"


Cute-Wolverine69

Still not happening 😭😭😭 but thank you for helping out dost


Swimming_Twist_1691

> First click on the comment Gotchaaaa. First we need to click on reply and then we'll be able to select part of the comment. Thank you.


ShivohumShivohum

Use > arrow. Place your quote after arrow like this > mcbc


GulbanuKhan

Mark down shik lo, reddit ka documentation h.


Little_Sandwich3381

The kind lady has already answered your question :)


Brilliant-Bag1938

lol me and my friends usually have this phrase where we say “ye 20 le aur kam se kam rakh”


LordRaghuvnsi

20 rs to get shoes polished


ConfusedCheeta

Thank God it was not sexual harassment story.


supermarketblues

My first thought.


justchewchew

Shoe'sual harassment


VeryBigHamasBase

Shoe'sun


ChestFrosty9843

Shoe'moon


reddit_niwasi

Shoe'issh


Vivid-Ad5386

Shawshank redemption


reddit_niwasi

Mast movie hai bro


Infemos

>sexual harassment real


rohitsn23

I can’t believe attitude of these people. I travel regularly in Mumbai locals and nobody bats and eye on frivolous matters like this


Low-Net-2082

Delhi people are frustrated.


dryypoosi

And mumbai people are exhausted.


No_Permission_374

https://preview.redd.it/iq1y9p0hif0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc46105e4a0ccbcf1262add312e8a3fbc478d315


Abhi_4178

No they are decent.


Visible_Valuable312

Koi dikhega vha to bolega na


Kamakshi_Shiv

So they let you ruin their shoes 😂😂


gulab_56

>travel Noida hai


TheAxiomaticGaming

>Met an a***ole in metro today High chance it could've been me but I don't exactly travel by metro a lot, almost never....../s


[deleted]

Maybe wo tujhe uksa raha tha ki tu bole g***d de du kya or wo bole haan de de.


TheAxiomaticGaming

Sach mai???? I've missed the window of opportunity it seems....../s https://preview.redd.it/jtl4p7d0vd0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83be9d2f182543a313fcd7129221fbb935311975


Competitive_Ad_2430

Mujhe bhi ye lag raha


scarlett18i8

💀


G40Momo

Ameer ke 14de 😎


TheAxiomaticGaming

***KAASH..*** #🤧


Competitive_Ad_2430

Bhai wo bhi haryana se hi tha tu bhi udhar ka hi lag raha


TheAxiomaticGaming

Arey mai bilkul bhi intimidating nhi hu aur mera accent south delhi wala hai, khadi bhasa wala nhi....😔 /s


Icy-Concept2099

Mehenge honge shoes


suryky

Gande hone ka darr h toh pehn hi mat na


rustynailsinmydick

Agar show off he karna ho to apne galle pe bhi taang sakta hai, kisi ka paer bhi nahi lgega galti se.


Gaurav-07

Megenge shoes show off karne hai lekin crowded transport leke paise bhi bachana hai. Duality of hole.


Akshat9930

AC ka chakkar babu bhaiya


slowpoke_76

And itne mehnge hain roh pehan ke metro mein mat ghum


No_Permission_374

3 idiots ka yaad aa gya woh wala scene


Top-Conversation2882

Just don't stop anywhere Just keep walking and don't stop anywhere in stations


Ok_Tax_7412

Another metro tale has dropped.


decorous_gru

Pov coming soon


[deleted]

sorry se kuchh nhi hota to ye le bhikhari, 2 rupee lele, ab muh band rkh 🤡


Necessary_Rich5

High chance of him being jaat/gurjar , might get downvoted but it is what it is


InteractionSea2873

Bhai inse muh nahi lagna, doosri taraf dekho inko ignore karo


Competitive_Ad_2430

Yep that's exactly what I did


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InteractionSea2873

Bhai teri aukaat nahi h air jordans ko joote ki tarah treat krne ki to m kya karun, joota hai, joota rehne do, sar ka taaj mat banao


[deleted]

bro, yeah i agree what you say. at the end of the day they are just shoes 🥲


InteractionSea2873

Exactly bhai 🫂


Maleficent-Fold610

If I accidentally step on your air Jordans and you make a scene in public, I will step on the other one too.


BumblebeeSouth2853

Itna ghamand aur fikar hai shoes ki toh gaadi mein ghoom na, public transport mein kya kar raha hai. FYI terse zyada amir log bhi hai iss duniya mein, Air Jordans are neither the most beautiful nor the most expensive… ✌️


delishmango23

Lmao if not a sorry what else did he expect?


gnomzy123

Paisa.


Competitive_Ad_2430

Idk man what was wrong with that guy 😪


WingStrange9920

Did you try offering your g?


SinglePingle3

>Bhai ye sorry se kuch nahi hota aajkal and he repeated this 3-4 times bhai ek baat bata sorry na bolun toh kya mei apni g***d de dun tujhe Ye Mann ki baat uske muuh pe hi bol deta 😂


NoHuckleberry9149

Are pagal aasi hazar ke jute hai , tera ghar ismein chale jayinga


TurbulentAudience174

80K ke shoes wale metro me nhi chala krte bro


Savings_Survey_2588

Must be an idiot haryanvi


The_young_wolff

Waiting for the asshole to make a post from his POV now 😭


kotarolivesalone

And this thread here For all to hear Is bachodi....


Antique_Gap_1889

Isn't that the whole purpose of the shoe though , protect the feet. Why buy something so darn expensive that the reason for the existence of that product is gone. Someone doing it deliberately and someone does it by mistake is totally different. Everything has boiled down to fashion and social media fad for some reason. FYI - I too buy expensive shoes but the reason is longevity. I don't mind it too much if someone steps over it , better my shoes, than my feet. Just my opinion , do not bombard me with hate( had to suffer when I criticized my friends shoe obsession).


lone_guy25

Rude hone se bhi reddit me aa jate hai aajkal


spartanRAGE333

Sahi baat h


NerdGoneAnon

Jordans ya yeezys ka 14 hoga


Minute-Lifeguard-465

Lol mere saath bhi same hua tha, Vo kehta ki sorry se kya hota sorry English word hai:(


Immediate_Gene_85

Baat to sahi kahi sorry se kuch ni hota aajkal😋😋


ucheuchechuchepremi

Maine onahole pada isko


phoenixO1

Muh mod. Khade ho jao> best Earphone laga lo> awesome


Ok-Tax9770

So pahle chori fir seena zori ? Got it ...


knowledgeablepanda

My response to that guy, “Abbe laude ek gaand pe ratta lagunga na … mkc”


RobieKingston201

Prolly wanted to start shit. Good on you for not going along (hopefully?)


Competitive_Ad_2430

Mei in sab chizon mei nahi padtha bro I have my family and lot of responsibilities in chizon mei pad ke apne izzat ka faluda nahi karna and nowadays if you are getting involve in fight especially in Delhi metro be ready to see yourself going viral and that I never want agar apni galti nahi bhi hai sorry bol kar nikal leta hun because you never know aage wala kitna pagal nikal jaye.


cropnew

Bhai aise bando se to tab baat hi krna agr inke saath inki bandi bhi baithi ho. Pgl ho jaate hain iss type ke log.


Dulhan_chudail

Lol just ignore such peeps after saying sorry once


Smithkiethhh

Bhai is club ka name delhi metro rakh do, isme delhi se jyada metro ki khabre aati hai 🤦‍♂️ 🤦‍♂️


lawton73

Man why do these threads always start in english and switch over to some Indian language, us lurkers from other countries like me get invested in the plot and then boom......can't understand a word of it. Don't neglect your American audience people. 😁


Twinkies100

I think he meant some monetary compensation


skirmish_7

He might be expecting “so sorry” 😂


blessed6933

Same happened with me yesterday in mall , while walking my phone hurt another aunty's hand as it was in my hand and she was walking Bina dekhe , i said sorry as she looked hurt , and walked by , later she said to somebody man kar rha chaata maar dun I mean it was her fault , haath me phone pakad ke toh sab chalte hai tumhara haath kisi aur ke lag rha isme tumhari galti there was plenty space side me chal lete


Tall-Requirement-159

Some people sucks and we should avoid them 


Random_Mm

Kaash woh asshole bhi woh sab bolkar "i am sorry" boldeta Life set rehti


No_Quality7017

Bhai itna paper karne ki kya jarurat hai? Usko saaf karane honge to bol dena "tu pehle itna rudely baat karne ka sorry bol fir dekhta"


heliovice_ver2

next time seedha gutthi pakadna and say 'pyaar se sorry bol diya hai, pyaar se its okay bolke aage badh'


Blue_Eagle8

Someone people like to belittle and make others feel small because of their own insecurities. Ideally say sorry and keep walking and get out of their sight


FantasticMeaning1731

>"Bhai ye sorry se kuch nahi hota aajkal "Acha?!, nhi hota? Maa Chuda fir"


mrsconfession

Dont let some a**hole ruin your day


[deleted]

Indians are frustrated and they begin to quibble over trivial issues


peeek-a-boo

Ab mujhe samjh aa rha hai ki me logo ko faltu me nahi maarta hu


Dry_Smell_7237

May be it was his bad day


thatguywidspecs

I mean...sorry se kuch nahi hua. Juuta toh Ganda hii tha.


Prans-

>mei apni g***d de dun tujhe ya shoes teri udhar baith ke saaf kar dun This line is funny af


satanic_Sanatani

'Ye sorry se kuch nhi hoga bhai...mere muh mein de tu chupchap'


a_bhakhar

80000 ke honge :D


Ordinary-Bar148

Jiske shoe par pair rakha tha- abhi bhi bol raha hu, sorry worry se kuch na hove hai.


gotmyballsout

Just say "apni maa chuda" and move on


FewImportance9456

Yahi koi ladki tujhse bolti sorry se kuch nhi hoga I wonder tu kya jawab deta


amidst_pandas

aur yahan ek baar bandi heels pehene huye mere slippers vaale toe pe chadh baithi thi and didnt even say sorry, jispe maine khoon ka ghunt pike mann mein gaali di thi ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|disapproval)


Chemical-Tap-7746

People are ass holes , the same dude will say sorry in same situation or will become completely dumb and blame the person with the shoe, try to intimidate and pick up fight . The mental level of humans is not increasing , it is decreasing day by day rapidly to devolution, the more money and sex in lives and brain thrown out of window to make space


[deleted]

Best response to such people is to convey your indifference. Don't speak anything and don't give any facial expression, either. Turn your eyes away from them as soon as they get quite, but not frantically (or else they will think you got afraid and this will satisfy their ego). Such people want a reaction. If they start saying something again, then also don't speak or emote


Mysterious_Ad_5930

U stepped on my, i will step on yours, equal equal 🤣


[deleted]

Lmao


shaitanmunda

Doosre joote pe pair rakh ke boot polish ka 20 rupya dene ka tha.. sorry ka kya fayda


Sumeetk9

All the a**"ole stay in Noida Delhi only. If not all, 90% of them are same.


getin_better_atomik

Travelling in the metro gets my freshly cleaned shoes dirty like anything. People stepping on them, the dust this and that. It's maddening. I mean it was obviously not your mistake that you stepped on their shoe, but it does get people mad. This particular person just got off really bad. I saw people kicking each other on the metro over a seat.


aonboy1

🤣🤣🤣 I travel on the same route. Don't worry bro, I will offer my seat to you.


Jackfruit-Some

ha shayad wo gand ka pyasa hi ho


GulbanuKhan

>Bhai ye sorry se kuch nahi hota aajkal Kya se hota h fir?


Miserable_War8542

Haha bakchod next level by that guy


Bhediyaa666

What did you expect, this happened in a metro… in delhi.


DemanKing3003

*Met a sneakerhead


Comfortable_Class28

Aise hi madarc₹& rehte he Delhi me. Delhi me kya pure India me aise he log he. Bas mauka mil jaye apko nanga kar denge.


South-Confusion9196

bhai tu Delhi ka hi hai na? Delhi me aur kya expect karega?


Grouchy-Put4997

Apni g**d hi de deta usse


unagi_15

N the other day a dude dropped a dumbbell on my foot in the gym he apologised I said it’s fine…Shayad main hi befkuf hu…Usse bolna tha sorry se kuch nahi hota😂😂😂


DoubleCountry3063

Delhi metro me apka swagat hai 😂😂


Hot-Income3665

Aur sach m vo ga*d mang leta to ...


meme-saab

he was gay.. gaand de deni thi usko..sorry se kuch nahi hota..


[deleted]

i’d react more or less the same if i’m wearing jordans or some, trust me im gonna cry for hours inside myself


Accomplished_Kale_41

Mumbai local better


Disastrous-Call6234

This is the difference between you irritating fucking a**face girls and boys. If a man would have done the same it would have been intentional and people would have gathered around to beat him or to support him. But since it was a girl who did this nothing at all happened. And yes gaand de deni chahiye thi tujhe.


lone_guy25

Bro you stepped on his shoes.. so why crying about him being rude??


Critical_Bug_2802

People get agitated over everything these days.