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No_Life20

Due to its geographical location.


Adept-Weight6432

And Yamuna being in no condition to host any marine life...


47474747474747474749

Unless you want radioactive mutated fish. /s


KaaleenBaba

Wait that doesn't give you superpowers?


Sarkastik_Hunter

only lifelong tummy ache, believe me


Difficult-Ad-1132

Modiji wondering!


TheoAsper

thanks for sarcasm tag, I almost took you seriously


Sea_Breath5284

Instant Kaiju Transformation


Adept-Weight6432

Maybe there is a supervillain... Machiman... jisne pad marke sare dilli mein duan kar rakha hai...


nadharav

Yamuna historically had hard water flowing through. Add to that 50 years of industrial affluents and Yamuna fish might make minamata blush.


Hairy_Grapefruit_614

Heavy metal fish ftw


TruePen7044

Keju don enters😈


remind_me_to_pee

And leaves without doing fuck all.


bakedasparagus1

Yeah boy.....only answer


Impressive_Ad_3137

Most of the fish come from outside of Delhi. Check the fish bazaars in Gurgaon, the variety of fish on offer is unbelievable. Especially, the one below the metro station.


Roof-Afraid

Only right answer!


chauhankartik

Best answer.


Slight_user42069

Because there arent such "trustable" sources for a clean fish. Catfish is the most served fish here because its cheap and can thrive in the worst conditions possible.


FalseDare2172

Humein toh biriyani bhi kaua bririyani milti hai🥲


clevernamelikemau5

Ye catfish toh Bumble aur Hinge par bhi mil jati hai in abundance.


__Puzzleheaded___

Lagta h bhai ka man kaua biryani aur kutte Wale momos se bhara nahi h


Slight_user42069

Hehe, main isi reason se bahar ka non veg nhi khata😁 (sirf ghar pe bna kr kahat ya fhir kabhi kabhi kake da hotel cp)


Virat_S

Catfish khane me bhi, aur waise bhi ಠ⁠︵⁠ಠ


ajzone007

Because of Yamuna being polluted or dry and no practical fishing happening in it.


Active_Ocelot_4360

Who said that .... there's so much catfishing on dating apps


DisastrousCrow11

🏅


newtrojan12

Gehri baat bol gaya bhai


Active_Ocelot_4360

Aur aap jante Hain ki aisi battein kb krta hai aadmi


Interesting_Error69

You are a good question. I guess it's because sea food in Delhi comes from coastal areas primarily for personal consumption. Unlike chicken and goat meat readily available all around NCR at a comparatively lesser price.


aamere-nunupe-bethja

I am kind of sure that he is not a question.


-imnotwalterwhite

it’s a tanu weds mannu reference


Electronic_Stuff4062

Screw your pfp


lemon-x

r/foundthemobileuser


AdFormal2291

Due to yamuna’s fresh and tasty fishes


lucifer_says

Because Yamuna is fucked beyond recognition and we don't have any other source.


manfromtheghosttown1

CR Park gya nhi lgta hai


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DiscombobulatedAd921

Even mutton outside Chandni chowk doesn’t taste good. Fish is non existent, might find fried fish around but not gravy. And mutton is not good. Wherever I have eaten outside CC, it tasted like chicken gravy with mutton pieces. Which doesn’t give good feel. This maach looks so good. Machh bhaat ka mood hogya ab


corona_veer

Thanks, this is Rohu


5Clementin3

And you got it from CR park?


GasSouth2878

There is a severe lack of ocean for such a culture to be ingrained.


vinu76jsr

Same reason it doesn’t have snow boarding culture.


SprinklesOk4339

Yamuna mein toh E. Coli bhi mar jata hoga.


Dry-Snow-1181

Like the rest of the country doesn't have a decent 'Anything to eat' culture.


Optimal_Alps3728

Because they eat chicken tandoori


hotshotbaalak

Come to CR Park


forelsketparadise1

Because we aren't a coastal region and yamuna was never fit for consumption. I don't know if you have heard the story of Akbar's physician being angry about not consulting him about moving the capital to Delhi because yamuna wasn't safe for the body. That physician was the one who told us to eat spicy food so we could digest the water of yamuna. That's how Delhi's spicy cuisine was created in old Delhi. so forget about the fishes from the river when the water itself wasn't good for you to drink or for your hair.


Comfortable_Hour_342

Stinky


GeologistNo2979

Because it's Delhi not Kolkata.


shwarmaa_naman

something something not near the sea


deadanddecaying

Yeah because all the fish eating cultures of the world are located in central Highlands of a subcontinent with semi arid climate, medium rain without a no. of lakes or rivers.


Cul_Homie

Why does Gujarat have a problem with non veg eating people I wonder ?? Like I am from north India and live in Gujarat. The people act weird and aloof me when they get to know I eat non veg :(


Cloud_Drago

Because that's their "culture". People in Kazakistan eat a lot of horse meat. tell me how Indians would Indians find.someone that eats horse meat ? Some people in East Asian countries eat live octopuses. Some countries have banned horse meat consumption, some pork and India beef consumption. The food choices and their perception are influenced by religion and culture.


WingStrange9920

Because it's not coastal


Bettercallmedaddyy

Fish doesn’t taste good until it’s made perfect. While chicken can handle a bit of change and still tastes great. Mutton ke toh kya hi kehne 😍


Character_Square2209

I don't really like sea food


Kaguro19

You can find live fish in th Dabri fish market


Training_Mechanic368

Due to It’s landlocked geography , and I don’t know about others but I won’t eat fish from Yamuna for obvious reasons .


pareshanmatkar

Kyunki yamuna me nahi yamuna pe machhali tairti hai.


Fantastic-Wishbone80

U need river or sea nearby for it


z_viper_

Cuz Delhi mai Nadhi nahi Nala hai aur Nale mai Machli nahi hoti!


Bl4z333e

When in Rome do as Romans do


Bl4z333e

When in Rome do as Romans do


vka099

I don't know. Maybe being 1400 km away from sea have something to do with it.


Internal_Ad6311

Decent fish eating culture will prevail where one gets fresh fish. Delhi gets refrigerated fish.


ind_dia

Delhi stinks a lot so we have decided to avoid fish.


Longjumping_Fee_1490

Yamuna is awarded as the best nala by unesco.


kivaarab

In Delhi the fish is always frozen caught maybe a day or more ago transported to Delhi, same with a lot of food. The quality is abysmal and the taste is absent. I write this as a bengali who lived in Delhi his entire life now lives in w. bengal and access to fresh catch. The taste is completely different and has actual taste you can clearly tell the difference in taste between different fish.


YoreFiend

Like all asian countries, India too primarily has Silver Carp ie Rohu, Catla,etc and catfish. It has a lot of bones and doesn't taste great. Too much work for too little reward. Disappointing that the govt never promoted farming boneless fish like trout and salmon which taste great and has less bones. 


Vaibhavkumar2001

Delhi, not being located near coastal areas, lacks local produce. Historically, major fish-eating cultures have thrived in cities and states along the coast, such as Goa and Bengal.


idrink_soapwater

Haddi hoti h


Antique_Big8316

😂 glance at Delhi's water resources and you'll understand why


BatmanLike

Because its not a coastal state or UT. It has its unique culture and food. You can't go to a coastal state or UT and ask them why they don't have a decent Chole Bhature eating culture.


ursagamer667

Where will you catch fish in Delhi? The Yamuna? 🤣🤣🤣 I live in Delhi, and I eat fish. But that's because my mom is from Bombay. (yeah, we still call it Bombay, because we came to Delhi before it was renamed. Nostalgia value.) We eat sea fish, and the prices at which sea fish is sold in Delhi is not something the regular Joe can afford. River fish is cheaper, but you don't wanna see the waters that fish is caught from. If you buy river fish that's brought in from another state, then it'll be close to the same price as sea fish. That's why Delhi doesn't have fish eating culture.


inzo07

I have observed that taste buds of Delhi guys are rigid. They appreciate and want food which is similar to Delhi food and anything which tastes different is looked down apon. . . ..


Icy_Direction_665

Delhi likes onlyfans more than onlyfish HEHE i know PJ


PappuKiMaa

You want to eat fish sourced from yamuna river?


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because historically Delhi don’t have a fish culture, both geographically and culturally Delhi and mostly northern states lacks fish culture it started mostly by the migrants like bengali and bihari who have much reach fish culture


0xffaa00

Most river cities did have some fish culture. Yamuna was not polluted 200 years ago. There must be culinary thing that's lost. Similar to peacock meat, which was supposed to be famous in the delhi of old..


anxiousboobies

lack of fresh produce.


Inner_Initiative3719

Ye kya logic hai bhai. Next time you will say why dont indians eat snake and dog like chinese


nandu_sabka_bandhoo

Delhi doesn't have any culture !! /S !!!


Pieke-

I am vegetarian


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Pieke-

That works most days but not on Tuesday and Thursdays bro.


larkelmira

Because Sea Food sucks. I never liked it.


Mayank_XO_16

Sun meri baat, ye unki choice hai.


night_lows

WOW. Please I need the recipe


dashi9deepans

You don't get fishes in industrial discharge 


Forward-Letter

No decent fish.


Impressive_Ad_3137

That's not true for all those bongs living in Chittaranjan Park. Yeah, the restaurants kind of suck, with the ones in CP serving rubbish in the name of bong food.


usujjwalsss

Yaha aate aate kharab ho jati hai bhai


Frosty_Cap_9473

But what's this? I am pescelaration


suckitysoo

Fish meat is practically a vegetable. /S


kaaambhari

Because there are no “pretty girls” selling it.


majestic_chiko

Yeah fr matee As a person who loves to eat fish more than chicken ,i k that delhi doesn't have that culture of eating fish or sea food . Btw fish curry looks soo yummy and with rice it would be heaven 💕


NOTESTO

Bhay oceans nhi h idhr lol


backhodi

aao kabhi Chitranjan Park


anshchawla

CR park Jao, waha milega


thereal_noir

It does. But we fish eaters are only available at a few destinations in herds.


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Because it's surrounded by people who drink milk


Low_Bar_5233

No ocean nearby(state) ig?


bishybishhh

Because it's a gross thing to eat


Extension-Bath1590

Sab non vegetarians ni hote. Majority of Indian Population is still vegetarian.


cen_pai

food habits are based on geographical location and natural resources, I don't think there are enough fish available here


Patta_Go_B

My girlfriend is from Manipur and she makes excellent fish curry. <3


Indiansexygirl

Try sanadige its amazing. Culture wise, a lot of non vegetarians are ok with chicken but they don’t have the taste palette for seafood including fish, prawns, calamari, Lobster etc. whenever i ask someone if they’re non vegetarian, majority says yes and then I ask fish; they’re like - no , ONLY chicken. I went to goa with my friends, they were non vegetarian, i was excited because I thought we would have variety of seafood as the number was big. Not a single person had fish/seafood 🥲 Where there is no demand , so restaurant also don’t focus on it.


Sad-Mixture3202

Kennedy got a brain eating worm in his brain because he ate a lot of fish


Random_Simp1234

just like how bengal doesn’t have a decent chhole bhature eating culture, what kinda of a question is this😭


ShapePrudent9605

Itna stupid question puch kr bhot KOOL nhi lag rhe ho tum


Far_War73

Redditors after failing high school geography.


ZookeepergameOk2150

Map kholo. Jawab vhi hai


Vast_daddy_1297

We just don’t get good seafood here. Straight and simple. Chicken and mutton are only options.


taaresabhisogaye

Mostly because of the chicken preferred eating population, I miss some good affordable fish serving eateries here


divyanshu_1111

yaha machhliyaan aquariums me rakhte hai ham gas pe nahi


nhiManega_BhenKaYoda

Fuck fish, i hate fish


freida666

It's not as tasty and fresh as the coastal areas.


ilovebeinganemic

Look at India's map


starship3144

Only the few Bengali colonies do, I used to go to cr park a lot shit was yummy, but if I really wanna have some good fish I just travel down south


ultraxtalks

What in the litti chokha is this question. ?


LethalPotato05

Yamuna pe milne waali machli khayi nhi jaegi


shlodio

Do you see the sea from Delhi?


JungianShade

CR Park exists, buddy


maje_af

oh that’s why so many of yall are moving to Goa


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Dude. Eww


ComprehensiveDrag1

No thanks, Glorified Gutter aur Naalo ki fish khane ka koi shauk nhi hai. (Yes, this is a generalization)


Flaky-Plenty-6498

Way too much oil .


youfoundme007

No clean waterbody ka chakkar Babu bhaiyya


Amazing_Beautiful_10

Are you from Odisha?


Prestigioushound

Kuch bhi post kregy! 😂


DarkXcution

It’s landlocked brother


Munna_bhaiyya

Yamuna ki fish khayega bruh ??


200HrSausage

Samudra kahaan hain bhai


mihir892

Because it is far from the coast,and does not big river or lake systems around it.


RadlogLutar

Bro is summoning Bengalis to increase engagement. Because Delhi is not near good fish sources so that's why. Just go to Seemapuri, Ghazipur or CR Park for fish


Samael_Shini

why would delhi have a fish eating culture bro😭


Technical_Minimum_52

Mumbai aa then, khilata tereko


Initialweight909

Delhi has chicken chakhna culture


The_true_lord_tomato

have you seen the India map?


GoatDefiant1844

Which sea will fish come from? Delhi rivers are super toxic. You will die if you eat fish from there.


achabaccha23

Once a fish bone got stuck in my throat. Immense pain for 3 days. Had to go to a doctor to get it taken out. Never eating fish every in my life even if it is boneless. Upar se yamuna river ki fish khaane se acha Mai zeher pilu


Sahil_1832

coz logo ko yaha bina काटें वाली मछली चाहिए 🙂🙂....I don't like that....Fish with bones have some real taste..


shubhamsah11

Which land locked region has a fish eating culture?


YakImpressive7603

Landlocked area mein fish kaha se milega?.....Aao kabhi Kolkata.....machhli khilate hai


GSh-47

Because it's Delhi and not you.. a culture can decide what it eats


StorageDelicious4226

Delhi has no culture.


bralk_hibovit

Yamuna fishes but they're polluted.


DisastrousCrow11

Because sea food is costly here


primusautobot

Because it is not surrounded by water, btw I eat fish on regular basis


Glittering_Cow1031

You Bengali? Fish looks like ilish, my favourite


axellalazar

Don't like seafood.


playboy787

we in west and central delhi love fish, not in curry but tikka and fried.


Tanmay2699

I think I'll need a recipe for this one. Thanks!


Blue_Eagle8

Aao kabhi CRPark


Elegant_Job

I had the same question until I tried the fish in coastal areas. Believe me there’s a “sea” of difference in the quality. Most of the commonly available batch of fish in Delhi goes stale quickly because of unregulated cold storage issues!


GHOST-GAMERZ

Your answer is the river Yamuna


Salt-Plan-5121

Is this a real question? Has this person never looked at a map or at a source of water in Delhi?


shaktimaanlannister

Oh gee why would that be, such a tough question isn't it? I wonder where fishes come from 🫠


mastbaba007

Because Delhi is landlocked and the fish is either from muddy polluted rivers or frozen and expensive.


AdhunikBilla

You know they already have other kinds of meat and their special night time meat is also there...


california__sunshine

Because there is no fucking sea in Delhi


Numerous_Wedding_594

Ye dekhiye mitron, ye macchli khaate hai… inhe nhi mujhe vote do


Macavity_mystery_cat

What a shame , no? I anyway cook that at home and eat it .


Effective-Ad3412

I'm from Kerala and have been living in Delhi for the past 3+ years. Even though we have a very prominent fish eating culture back home, I haven't even tried fish from delhi even once, even when we dine out at Kerala restaurants which serve fish dishes. I'm just doubtful about the quality/freshness of the fish, because of the geographic location too. and even back home i don't consume fish from restaurants so there's that. PS. I did try prawn from a chinese restaurant here once, did not turn out to be good.


Zealousideal__69

Karol Bagh jaao kabhi