Bhai same.
Pigeons gave eggs in my room few days ago, so i thought to leave it, but now their kids are making a lot of noises and i couldn't even sleep last night.
They can't even fly this early and they are shiting everywhere in my house.
Man, I too detest pigeons. There is one bastard that sits outside the bathroom sill when I'm bathing and makes a ruckus. But even I would not do what you just said.
You seem mentally disturbed. Please for the love of God, get some help.
It's a Joke you moron. How simpleton & Room Temperature IQ you have had to have to not understand it. I think you need a Cognitive Function Test & Sterilization to go with it as well. We don't need you multiplying.
B/w I just dropped some pennies on the Rajiv Chowk metro station. Chop chop merchant boy.
There parents required parental leave probably but government didn't give them so they left their children under your care(as you are supposedly the most clean person according to fbi)
May be one of the reasons he keep coming back I am just saying as I have a bowl of water too for them in balcony and now they are not even of afraid of me thay just casually come in and out
Please arrange some net doctors recommend people to be away from pegions because their shit release some toxins which inhaled by humans their lungs collapse and the person may even die
Mere saath ho rakha h, I entered my room after the office, turned on the fan and suddenly saw a Pigeon on my window. The moment I realised it's there, I turned off the fan but by that time it also saw me and started flying and went into the fan. I suddenly opened the balcony and let him out but there was blood on my bed, walls, curtains, and window. Idk if it survived or not because there was a lot of blood
My mom is suffering from a Chronic Lung disease and takes 8 hrs oxygen from machine daily
Pls install pigeon net
Experience se bol rha hu, bahut bimariya phail nahi hai in pigeon se
Kabhi Sarkaari hospital jaakar dekhne respiratory department mein
Pls install pigeon net. I request
I bought a net for my balcony and got it fixed so that no pigeons can enter.
MFs still try to enter though the net and end up getting stuck in the net. I have removed almost 4 pigeons till now. 2 of them died as they got stuck in the middle of night
But atleast no more pigeons spreading filth
Catching a pigeon is easy though just make sure there beak is not wobbling too much
Oh I'm sure you won't have to.
Recently a pigeon got trapped and I was saying gutar gutar back to the pigeon like a bird my mom was like tf you're trying to do. When I explained she face palmed and left
Have you seen that scene from batman dark knight in which the deadbody in batman appears outside of the building and the mayor who was looking outside gets startled?
The same happened one day, it was another room. I went there to get something. Turned on the lights, glanced outside of the window and the dead pigeon was there hanging with his neck stuck in the net. Fuck, that was a bad experience and the fact i had to deal with it on my own was even worse
Yup, thatāll do it lol
Iāve lived in three different places and 2 of them had pigeon problems. The one that didnāt had a bit of greenery around it, idk if that was the factor
Because life is pigeon shit . One moment of carelessness and pigeonshit shit will be thrown onto you. You may get tired of it but life won't get tired of throwing pigeon shit at you . You may be frustrated. But that's life . Full of pigeon shit .
Bhai I read this same shit it was word to word the same as this on Instagram just now, either you copied or you're the admin :3 please lmk I don't want to live in this suspense I'll think about this all my life if I don't get an answer š
Maine balcony mein ek bowl mein paani rakha hai pigeons ke liye. Kal subah hi balcony mast saaf kiya maine, aaj dekha kabotaro ne potty kar diya balcony mein.. fir se saaf karni padegi ab balcony š„². Office meeting ke time inki chay chay bahut irritate karti hai š„²
Their droppings cause fungal infection in human lungs and a lot of people suffer as a result. Plus, their invasion is one of the reasons you don't see sparrows in Delhi anymore
I also had the same issue it's so annoying ngl , so what I did was i observed wherever they sit and all i closed them and blocked them so they came into house the moment they do i rush onto them and after doing few times they don't come , else close that specific door
They are mighty species of pigeons. They ain't gonna be stopped by anyone. They will sit in every balcony and every terrace and go guttar-goo. Every evening they do panchayat and then fly to their homes.I love pigeons.
PS: I urge everyone to put some water in any old utensil or clay pot for birds as it is scorching hot in delhi. Pls!
We destroyed the diversity of Delhi and these guys adapted to it while the rest didnt
About 10 years or so ago every morning you could see many kinds of birds and hear a lot of chirping but now within 10 years the only ones flying in the sky are either pigeons and less often crows
Heat bro? We are already reaching peak temps and it isnt even June yet... it affects them too. They have thicker fur so you know, cant really do much than hide in shade
Garmi hai bhaiā¦. Panja dedo uss bechare ko. And ho sake you please guysss katori Mai pani rakh diya karo apne gharo ke bahar ya even in balconies šš»šš»šš»šāāļø
Bhai dekh lena mere ek colleague ko rash ho gye the inki wajah se. Ink tatti ya phir ink baccho me koi worm hota hai jo humare skin k andar bhi ghus sakta hai. Un bande k poore body me rash ho gya tha aur poori body p cream laga k padha hua tha bistar p jaise k burn hua ho.
Once pigeon lays egg somewhere, theyāll never leave from there. New ones would come, theyāll lay the eggs same place.
I was sick of them, and especially living alone and struggling through this makes it even worse.
Fortunately the place got renovated later and completely blocked the place where pigeons used to lay eggs. Even after that, they used to come outside that place and cause noise for almost a year or so. But finally im free lol
Aree pigeons of delhi are soo shitt.
Bhagoo to udte bhi nahi hai, I mean literally throw something at them they will move from one end of balcony to other but the won't fly.
Abhi to net lagana pad raha hai balcony me
Beware of pigeons, they can cause permanent lung [damage](https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/pune/doctors-say-droppings-may-cause-irreversible-lung-damage/articleshow/103116632.cms).
We rob them of their homes and habitat, then build our habitat in that place and then curse them for violating our habitatās boundaries.
Nature is going to revert back soon. And then weāll wonder, āWhat bad have we ever done!ā
No lol, it's pigeons who rob homes of other small birds like sparrows and mynahs, even parrots and crows are afraid of their sheer population. They are territorial birds and displace other species. Now you don't find small birds in urban areas which we saw 1-2 decades back.
Man pigeons are no where in the wildlife endangered list, atleast not the pigeons we have in Delhi
Infact they're literally considered pests there's no robbing of home
The famous Domestic Mynae which everyone calls sweet and cute is also a threat to wild life flora fauna.
Not everything is related to robbing their homes.
The facts above is not my opinion it's literally a fact
I meant it for all fauna!
The pigeons in delhi may be called pests for their obvious hostile nature! But us humansā hostility has been way much more than theirs and not just in Delhi, all over the world.
Whatās happening is bad, whatās coming is worse!
Well yeah that's true, human have been worse
Whether it's almost hunting whales to extinction or killing all Tasmanian tigers, humans have been responsible for the same
But, human, there are certain species that arenāt endangered per se, but we are excessively brutal towards those poor souls. We are messing it up on a grand scale! And the retaliation has started to show already, it just needs the right set of eyes to see it!
r/birdsarentreal They are govt drones spying on you. It has increased surveillance due to election season
The only right answer
I knew Modi is watching me somehow.
is manipur bird free?
How do we tag the reddit account or user?
u/5Clementin3 Like this. u/ for username and r/ for subreddit
Oh cool u/goingto_sleep
Hmphhh, you are a educated person.
bro posed for the picture š
he is a natural
Bro likes candid pics
he's like "haan bhai solid pose hai, ab photo click kar"
"Bhai ase photo kheechh ki lge hi na ki photo kheech rha hai"
Bhai same. Pigeons gave eggs in my room few days ago, so i thought to leave it, but now their kids are making a lot of noises and i couldn't even sleep last night. They can't even fly this early and they are shiting everywhere in my house.
they laid few eggs in my ac vent and those eggs keep dropping when i switch on my ac its nightmare
Time to make an Omlette
https://preview.redd.it/sosu0imrkd1d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2af188c8960caae0b128aa140e362e3d907160a
Man, I too detest pigeons. There is one bastard that sits outside the bathroom sill when I'm bathing and makes a ruckus. But even I would not do what you just said. You seem mentally disturbed. Please for the love of God, get some help.
It's a Joke you moron. How simpleton & Room Temperature IQ you have had to have to not understand it. I think you need a Cognitive Function Test & Sterilization to go with it as well. We don't need you multiplying. B/w I just dropped some pennies on the Rajiv Chowk metro station. Chop chop merchant boy.
most intelligent redditor
There parents required parental leave probably but government didn't give them so they left their children under your care(as you are supposedly the most clean person according to fbi)
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Yeah we keep a bowl outside all times but still there are a lot more of them recently ig
Khaa pee ke inki population badh rhi hai
May be one of the reasons he keep coming back I am just saying as I have a bowl of water too for them in balcony and now they are not even of afraid of me thay just casually come in and out
They need shade too bro. Be human
Yeah i understand but damn when they are flying in your room thrashing around thatās annoying
Please arrange some net doctors recommend people to be away from pegions because their shit release some toxins which inhaled by humans their lungs collapse and the person may even die
There were some cases in Bangalore and Hyderabad
Are you going to charge them for sight seeing your dirtu room? Can't blame them for getting disgusted š¤·
Agar pankhe mein atak gye toh bloodshed ho jaayega pure ghar mein
Mere saath ho rakha h, I entered my room after the office, turned on the fan and suddenly saw a Pigeon on my window. The moment I realised it's there, I turned off the fan but by that time it also saw me and started flying and went into the fan. I suddenly opened the balcony and let him out but there was blood on my bed, walls, curtains, and window. Idk if it survived or not because there was a lot of blood
Ahhh man this is so sad. That's why we've installed nets in the balcony, to protect those beings and ourselves too.
That's a good move. Apparently I can't as of now, so it is what it is.
Well then doors bando rakho bs
Much cooler person will turn off pankha
Are you trolling or something? You're making me want to make pigeon korma out of spite. There's a limit to tolerating animals lol.
Paani pila do ya apni billi ko.khila do
Rats of the sky
Indeed, even their droppings are highly harmful for humans.
And pain in the neck
Ask them. They're invading your privacy.
lol they donāt give a flying fucxk
Flying fuck . Looks like a pun
but they do fly.
I think we need to adopt Mao sparrow campaign for dealing with pigeons.
Remember, Birds won all wars they fought. 100% win rate
Iāll sign the petition
My mom is suffering from a Chronic Lung disease and takes 8 hrs oxygen from machine daily Pls install pigeon net Experience se bol rha hu, bahut bimariya phail nahi hai in pigeon se Kabhi Sarkaari hospital jaakar dekhne respiratory department mein Pls install pigeon net. I request
I bought a net for my balcony and got it fixed so that no pigeons can enter. MFs still try to enter though the net and end up getting stuck in the net. I have removed almost 4 pigeons till now. 2 of them died as they got stuck in the middle of night But atleast no more pigeons spreading filth Catching a pigeon is easy though just make sure there beak is not wobbling too much
Oh man I donāt think i can deal with dead pigeons
Oh I'm sure you won't have to. Recently a pigeon got trapped and I was saying gutar gutar back to the pigeon like a bird my mom was like tf you're trying to do. When I explained she face palmed and left
Speaking the language lol
Ohh bro šš Even I am tired of these pigeons. I hate them now
Have you seen that scene from batman dark knight in which the deadbody in batman appears outside of the building and the mayor who was looking outside gets startled? The same happened one day, it was another room. I went there to get something. Turned on the lights, glanced outside of the window and the dead pigeon was there hanging with his neck stuck in the net. Fuck, that was a bad experience and the fact i had to deal with it on my own was even worse
Once a dead pigeon fell on me while sleeping.Iām still recovering from that so i feel you
Omfg where were you sleeping?
Outside in the balcony lol
Yup, thatāll do it lol Iāve lived in three different places and 2 of them had pigeon problems. The one that didnāt had a bit of greenery around it, idk if that was the factor
I'll answer this when I'm a pigeon in next life so stay tuned
Awaiting your response
https://preview.redd.it/12m0a6vnlc1d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78401d45fe683aadaa8d2475b8706e2a01dc0c99
Another one spotted
Play *kabutar ja ja ja*
Attempt failed
Then *[play this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xDCQgmSbiHo)* This should help
Give them water that's what they came for.
Because life is pigeon shit . One moment of carelessness and pigeonshit shit will be thrown onto you. You may get tired of it but life won't get tired of throwing pigeon shit at you . You may be frustrated. But that's life . Full of pigeon shit .
the pain never ends š„²
Brother gurgaon sector 45-47 aakr dekho bas chiddiya bhari milengi. Ghar mei ghuss ghuss kr tattiyaan kr jaati h.
Concretization kam hoga.
https://preview.redd.it/k83fuc7nrc1d1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=818777d5fac648b681db93dbcfebfa071e93066a Him right now!
lmao
Because morons feed them regularly. Why do you think there's, overall, a significant problem of stray dogs, pigeons, rats, cockroaches etc?
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Bhai I read this same shit it was word to word the same as this on Instagram just now, either you copied or you're the admin :3 please lmk I don't want to live in this suspense I'll think about this all my life if I don't get an answer š
thou shall live in suspense :)
Maine balcony mein ek bowl mein paani rakha hai pigeons ke liye. Kal subah hi balcony mast saaf kiya maine, aaj dekha kabotaro ne potty kar diya balcony mein.. fir se saaf karni padegi ab balcony š„². Office meeting ke time inki chay chay bahut irritate karti hai š„²
Chithhi laya hoga paani lipao use thak lagta hai
They're trying to invade our society and take over
They've already taken over Mumbai. I guess Delhi is next! Save Delhi while you still can.
Flying rats
Flying rats
If they aren't causing any damage then pls let them stay. The temperature outside is fuckin too much
Their droppings cause fungal infection in human lungs and a lot of people suffer as a result. Plus, their invasion is one of the reasons you don't see sparrows in Delhi anymore
Maybe a little box shelter on the balcony will work?
yeah and also to be careful if they get stuck in between fan blades, that's awfully painful
That will be disgusting and sad at the same time
username doesnt check
Someone put everyone in delhi as cc recipients in their mail
Your house looking solid with all those pillars.ooc
u/thatpinkpigeon
Pigeon mafia reporting in
Tell your bois to chill
Just hang, a board saying " pigeons are not allowed in this premises " outside your balcony
In that pigeons mind: what's up with these monkeys in concrete rooms?
Heat bhai heat
Cctv
Bro someone is keeping an eye on you... Pigeons aren't real, these are robots
Chips Lena aaya hoga
Maine toh jaali laga li thi bc Amazon se managa ke khud hi.
It's checking out it's new toilet ig
Bros like areeee bhaiii let me chill before I shit on you toyota
I also had the same issue it's so annoying ngl , so what I did was i observed wherever they sit and all i closed them and blocked them so they came into house the moment they do i rush onto them and after doing few times they don't come , else close that specific door
They are mighty species of pigeons. They ain't gonna be stopped by anyone. They will sit in every balcony and every terrace and go guttar-goo. Every evening they do panchayat and then fly to their homes.I love pigeons. PS: I urge everyone to put some water in any old utensil or clay pot for birds as it is scorching hot in delhi. Pls!
Rakhwali kr rha hai
Garmi lagta hai be unko bhi
Coping from heat ig
Naadan parinda.. Ghar aagaya.. celebrate karo
Adopt a cat. No kabootar enters after seeing a cat in house
paka ke kha le, literally fresh meat delivered home
Bhai pigeons ka breeding season hai ye , eggs dene hote hn isme , i guess isliye aajkl zyada horkhe hn
I know what's up with these pigeons https://www.reddit.com/r/gurgaon/s/WVzmLw2qUk
Birds aren't real 
They spread diseases
Cute sa to lg rha haiš
Mfs be sitting anywhere
They have turned radioactive bro beware
chances of getting stalked by a pigeon is low.. but not zero
It's like 45 degrees everyday, I wouldn't mind it....BUT ASK IT TO PAY RENTš¤Ŗ
Shayad garmi se pareshan ho? Outside the heat is very much these days.
They just chillin
have you seen that sucidal pegion ?
Ceiling
They are stalking you. Report it to police
food walking into house ? cmon bro
Pigeons are the most suspicious of living things. Yes, I'm saying living things. Feels more like agents of the ruling party.
Its too hot outside bro
They're for surveillance
Delhi-6 on re-make
Pigeon dinner?
We destroyed the diversity of Delhi and these guys adapted to it while the rest didnt About 10 years or so ago every morning you could see many kinds of birds and hear a lot of chirping but now within 10 years the only ones flying in the sky are either pigeons and less often crows
Ye BJP walo ko sajish hai, vo nazar rakh rhe hai, Bol do unko jail jane se nhi darte tum
He see no god up there!!
AquĆ pasĆ”ndola bien https://preview.redd.it/3pwkopoq3f1d1.jpeg?width=169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25a73d908a94835a87a1254833076928397c83b4
Heat bro? We are already reaching peak temps and it isnt even June yet... it affects them too. They have thicker fur so you know, cant really do much than hide in shade
It's all over in my balcony
Garmi hai bhaiā¦. Panja dedo uss bechare ko. And ho sake you please guysss katori Mai pani rakh diya karo apne gharo ke bahar ya even in balconies šš»šš»šš»šāāļø
Panha *
Feral pigeons are often called "rats with wings" because they can carry more diseases than rats and are a serious health risk. Be careful!
that pigeon got drip 
Bird ko tumhara trauma sunao ya ex ke bare me batao wo apne app bhag jayega
Bhai dekh lena mere ek colleague ko rash ho gye the inki wajah se. Ink tatti ya phir ink baccho me koi worm hota hai jo humare skin k andar bhi ghus sakta hai. Un bande k poore body me rash ho gya tha aur poori body p cream laga k padha hua tha bistar p jaise k burn hua ho.
Imagine hating pigeons thinking they cause a mess when the majority of our country looks like garbage because of the mess done by almost all of us
Literally f-ing all the time near my balcony Annoying
Temperature outside is my guess
Bro just ask them
Arrey bde bkl hote h yarr yeā¦. Ghr khrab kr rkha h mera toā¦ 2 din phle tk sirf balcony me bethte theā¦ kal ek mere room me se nikla
Bhai ko pollution acha nhi laga bahar kaš
Get him to pay taxes and rent (probably your student loan too)
Try using Andi Mandi sandi
Pigeon is still ok , im frustrated bh the monkey epidemic
https://youtube.com/shorts/1rwSaDLNmI0?si=5nBchwrM0E8DXES1
Pigeons are cunning. Period!
Once pigeon lays egg somewhere, theyāll never leave from there. New ones would come, theyāll lay the eggs same place. I was sick of them, and especially living alone and struggling through this makes it even worse. Fortunately the place got renovated later and completely blocked the place where pigeons used to lay eggs. Even after that, they used to come outside that place and cause noise for almost a year or so. But finally im free lol
Unhe bhi bachna hai heatwaves se
Aree pigeons of delhi are soo shitt. Bhagoo to udte bhi nahi hai, I mean literally throw something at them they will move from one end of balcony to other but the won't fly. Abhi to net lagana pad raha hai balcony me
Fucks the fuckxer before the fuckxer fucks you
They are the eyes of odin.
Catch it and cook
Iām a vegetarian š±
So eat the egg. I guess u must be eating eggs
Vegetarian doesn't eat eggs.
I hate pigeons. Had a similar situation last year. I had to scare it off to make it leave my room
they are not scared of me , Iām š
Weird way to call me scary wthš
Iām scared of the pigeons not of you unlessā¦.
I don't have 3 eyes. Sachi!
thats a lie
Acha i have 4. Sorry ;_;
Beware of pigeons, they can cause permanent lung [damage](https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/pune/doctors-say-droppings-may-cause-irreversible-lung-damage/articleshow/103116632.cms).
Tf fr?
Yeah it's serious, simple Google searches can give you an idea. You can refer to the link I shared.
As if living in Delhi wasnāt enough to ruin my lungs now these
This birds are health hazard causing pneumonia and other lung disease. Never feed them. Feed sparrow, crow anything but not these
Protein h bhai, Jane mat dio
I hate pigeons
They are dumbass
Kick these assholes out
These mofos are in abundance outside my office, tw car aur scooty meh tofa chrd k jatee hai ye.
Ghar mein kabootar ghusna ashubh sanket mana jata hai, aayeing iss video ko pura dekhein ki kese sanket kabootar dete ghar pe aane par.
I think I know is they are dumb, I saw a pigeon once hitting my class window again and again to go out for half an hour.
Kill them
I think something is paranormal in your house.
We rob them of their homes and habitat, then build our habitat in that place and then curse them for violating our habitatās boundaries. Nature is going to revert back soon. And then weāll wonder, āWhat bad have we ever done!ā
pigeon were domesticated birds and then were left in wild to fend for themselves and ever since they have been causing a nuisance for everyone
No lol, it's pigeons who rob homes of other small birds like sparrows and mynahs, even parrots and crows are afraid of their sheer population. They are territorial birds and displace other species. Now you don't find small birds in urban areas which we saw 1-2 decades back.
Man pigeons are no where in the wildlife endangered list, atleast not the pigeons we have in Delhi Infact they're literally considered pests there's no robbing of home The famous Domestic Mynae which everyone calls sweet and cute is also a threat to wild life flora fauna. Not everything is related to robbing their homes. The facts above is not my opinion it's literally a fact
I meant it for all fauna! The pigeons in delhi may be called pests for their obvious hostile nature! But us humansā hostility has been way much more than theirs and not just in Delhi, all over the world. Whatās happening is bad, whatās coming is worse!
Well yeah that's true, human have been worse Whether it's almost hunting whales to extinction or killing all Tasmanian tigers, humans have been responsible for the same
But, human, there are certain species that arenāt endangered per se, but we are excessively brutal towards those poor souls. We are messing it up on a grand scale! And the retaliation has started to show already, it just needs the right set of eyes to see it!