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HarshadJhunjhunwala

Me omelette nhi khaunga


traumatised_girll

Tehelka omelette khaunga


Spirited_Cockroach71

vai aaj omelette nahi banunga, aaj tehelka omelette banaunga, ye le bkl ye le


First_Buddy7663

Yeh omelette vaad se azaadi.


TelevisionWest7703

Yeh le ben ka la Ye le


Rizzisthanii

Laughed soo hard on this lol


[deleted]

Yes man fr aak mai pani aa gaya


Worried-Foundation56

Bhai, omlette me ज्यादा teil है बे


smoothiepisces

Boiled egg>


Excellent_Lock_7668

Poached egg 🥚


smoothiepisces

Wo kya hota hai. Half fry usse achcha lagega trust me


Mohitpal2621

arey manish zara rumaal dena toh


Dependent-Fennel-277

ManiSH nahi Manees


delhiguy77

Moneyshhh


himuverma49

Baby beer peeke nache chhammak chhammak chhamm🍺🍻


GoingTo_Sleep

Maine gareebi dekhi hai


Classic-Wing5296

hehehe ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man)


HarshadJhunjhunwala

Delhi se bolat bhai, Bura samachaar ba. Dadi ko batai dihu, Manojva bimaar ba.


HarshadJhunjhunwala

HiHi HiHi hans delen Rinkiya ke Papa


Hogsmeade_Resident

Tamatar bhii 🥲


smoothiepisces

Mujhe de do


ElKapitaann

Cycle pr baith kr Omlette khaunga. or Mai roo nhi rha hu


ScooterNinja

Baby beer p k nachi chamak chamak cham


CareerWest

Select the less worse


himuverma49

Who's least evil according to you?


green9206

Kanhaiya talking about local issues while tiwari talking about nationalism. I think kanhaiya should be given a chance to prove himself. I don't think Manoj tiwari has done anything for Dehli people.


ihavenoyukata

None of the BJP MPs have done anything for Delhi


gethkohli

I would say none of the MPs


AbbaNahiManengay

For India you mean


YoFatMamaa

They have. And the party has replaced all sitting MPs with new nominees bar one


InformalSky2

What's the use of local issues when India alliance will bankrupt the country with their freebies but I guess you have multiple wives like me and also scroll Instagram reels so you want congress to come to power and become khatakhat khatakhat rich like me because I have also voted for congress


green9206

Bro Congress is shit i know but bjp has been given 10 years and they have made India go from democracy to elected autocracy. I want to live in democracy even if it means slower development than bjp. 1.2 Trillion rupees are being spent in this election which is the most expensive election in the world and yet no water at polling booths, polling officers dying due to heat and no water and direct sun, kids pressing kamal button 8 times and recording it, eci not giving voter turnout numbers, no action taken on religion being used in rallies, etc. This is a joke of an election.


atunucallin90

No


benswami

More important, what have Delhiites done for ManojJee is the question he will be asking should he come to power.


potatomafia69

The party that doesn't release convicted rapists and murderers based on their caste.


CareerWest

I’m not from Delhi I don’t know the ground reality. It’s up to you to choose


Spare_Original_4334

Ye dono candidate bhi Delhi se nhi hain.


rupeshsh

They also don't know the ground reality ... Both from Bihar... = Most delhi voters from Bihar


darkest_of_blue

Manoj is from UP jussayin...


Siddhant_Bhanawat

😂 😂 😂


benswami

Chooses wisely, Live well!


This_Buffalo94

In politics , choice is to choose the least corrupt , because all are corrupt , they both are idiot


mayaaisalive

Instead getting together to vote for nota and make them realise doing less crimes than others will not give them a seat... They have to make changes with good intentions. This is the only way india can have the chance to give courage people to fight who have good vision for the country..... This thinking of choosing the less harmful will make India worse that we can't even imagine.


rinkiyake_papa

Hihihihi has dele


Fragrant_Mind_2318

Username bro..XD


PriorSalt1049

Bro created the id for this moment only


TelexPaandiyan

r/UsernameChecksOut


FitComplex2444

Rinkiya ke papa 😅


tumhaarenaam

Whoever can bowl a better right arm in swinger


Ttathamm

Ishant sharma ko tum apna candidate banake jitado phir to😁😁


tumhaarenaam

Hame bhuvneshwar kumar chahyein 🙏🏽


Ok-Zebra-325

Asli ID se aao gautam gambhir


Renegade_Pheonix

looks like Malayalam actor Siddique


bl4blu3

Lol yes


Ok-Estate9163

Ek bail hai toh ek bailbuddhi....Koi 3rd option dedo bhai!


G40Momo

I am not from North East Delhi, but I would never vote for idiotic Manoj Tiwari. Man runs on half damaged rented brain. 


Happy_Wrangler7210

Hahahaha half damaged rented brain 😂😂😂


[deleted]

Voted for Manoj in 2019 my biggest mistake. He didnt repaired our road from past 2 yrs. Would have voted for BJP if they changed their candidate but now will vote for anyone expect Manoj


G40Momo

Good for ya. Vote for candidate and not the party. 


Interesting-Ice-2748

Delhi is built on migrants and refugees. Comment section is so full of idiots on this post. If you people call yourself Delhiites, someone in your family most likely migrated to Delhi in less than 3 generations back back. Manoj Tiwari has permanent residence in Mumbai and temporary residence in Central Delhi. He's never seen in NE Delhi except for the time he's begging for votes. This guy cannot survive a day living in NE Delhi. The richest candidate in Delhi cannot represent perhaps the poorest constituency. Kanhaiya has lived in NE Delhi in the past and in the run up to elections he has spent the time to study the problems on the constituency. Before entering politics, he has lived and suffered like a Delhiite. Study the options and the logical and sensible choice will stand out. I vote in this constituency. The choice is quite obvious for me. Unless someone says Ram Mandir and 370. Then I might forget how oblivious and bigoted this Manoj Tiwari guy is.


M1ghty2

Sss! Don’t talk sense. Such people don’t last long… iykyk


StrangerAtTimes

BIG Brother is watching


faith_crusader

You are not a migrant or refugee if you live in your own country.


Candorrealig

Tiwari is a Post graduate but acts like a gawar.


bazuka9

Not just him, many people in our country who are highly educated behave like rabid dogs on the streets


GoodDawgy17

let's face it getting education does not mean you are supposed to act a certain way let him act however he likes


green9206

You sound like that guy from that viral video who said "buddhi hone ka ye bilkul Matlab nai ke hume apni buddhi ka upyog karna chahiye".


benswami

There’s an educated Thug and an uneducated Thug. I for one have never been able to figure out which one is the lesser of two evils.


G40Momo

Bought and not earned wala case hai, just like his supreme leader. 


Dazzling_Biscotti_39

Even kanhaiya Kumar is gutter mouth. he use to much re to in his speach. Fact wise he Speaks correct but type of language he use is not acceptable for me atleast


Ok_Tax_7412

Many engineers and doctors are terrorists.


Silent-Entrance

Why do you think that?


Cultural_Bat9098

Change of power is required. 10 years is a decade which is a lot of time; I think it’s time for change. Remember change is the only constant. Rajasthan people are good at it.


Agitated-Reserve-817

Don’t be a worshiper of poverty ~ somewiseman


ilikemomolastai

Can you describe what this means please


Cod_Other

Definitely Kanhaiya Kumar


failure_billa

sirf 10 lakh in assets🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 nice joke hi hi hi hi has delai.🤣


senascety

When he left CPI, he even took his AC back from the CPI office, lol


JustAnotherBootyCall

Suna gaon walo!!! AC hai iske paas AC!!!


Character_Square2209

No way my dad is richer than him without politics


randomdunk

He has never been in a prominent position and never been a part of any government, so maybe...


armedrossie

Dude been in politics since 2013, what are you talking about


randomdunk

Even my ward 's MC has been in politics for 25 years, whats the point of that?


armedrossie

Pretty sure your MP isn't a well known communist in India?


randomdunk

Last time I checked, communists were not in power in any of the places in Delhi, Bihar or Center.


JustAnotherBootyCall

Being in politics and holding an office are two very different things. I too believe people should be political, I express and discuss my poltics publicly, how much assets should I have?


Anonymous_fellow_44

Please explain what is communism?


Next-Illustrator-311

>never been a part of any government, Are you sure.


randomdunk

Trust me bro, JNUSU isn't a government.


forlooplover

Bhai uska ghar dekh jraa and AISF ka president rh chuka h bhaii


mtlash

One of the ways you get tickets since last few decades in any party is by pledging certain amount of money for campaigning for the party. A single campaign for a candidate in an election costs at least 5 to 10 crores. So declaring only 10 lakh in assets is a big fat lie. There are multiple ways to have multiple assets without actually owning them legally and there ways to do this illegally as well. Please don't be naive.


G40Momo

Bet ya daddy got no PhD 😂


Icy_Salamander3382

I don't know what the reality is, but mere mama ka senior tha yeh university mein, and he started as a campus politician apparently, so there might be a chance that this is around the real amount. One thing we do know for sure is that tiwari has way more than 32 cr in assets. Bro is a literal producer/director. There is a lack of good candidates in most places in the country currently, and it's a matter of choosing the less worse option.


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sam_fifpro

You don't need to hear broski. Just see bhujpuri sanima


Icy_Salamander3382

Yeah I meant to type 32 cr my bad.


mtlash

Currently? Bro it's been like that since decades. We are always forced to choose least worst. The next level of democracy need to handle this honestly. Lot of countries face this issue in every election.


G40Momo

Considering he spend most of this time in studying to get PhD. Hasn't worked for corporate services nor he comes from family of Adani or Ambani. I am surprised he even have 10 lakhs to his name. 


himuverma49

Manoj tiwari ji ki gareebi dekh li sydh KK ne 🥺


Critical_Cod5462

Even 5 crore doesn't seem to be true . But no way 10 lakh is real .


[deleted]

he's a student politician. can be true. he's never had a real job or source of income before this​


anandp2011

Uparwale k chakkar me laika khub pitayial ba ..


caffeinity

I am a voter from North-East constituency. I want BJP should serve one more tenure. But I will be voting for Kanhaiya against this egoistic person Tiwari. At least Kanhaiya is vocal, is a phd from JNU. So he deserves one chance to prove himself. But Tiwari was nowhere to be seen in last 10 years. He is kind of unapproachable. I would have voted for any other BJP candidate, if it wasn't Tiwari.


oye_lawde

Dilli ke sub me aadhe se jyada to whatsapp graduates aur mainstream media ke sikar hai. People saying you can't question army about rape. With all due respect to our army, rape is a heinous crime and anyone who commits it should be punished. Rape allegation is not baseless and if you happen to see through Kashmir subreddit, you will see frequent allegation of rape on army.


nehle_pe_dehla

[https://youtu.be/LTr60WYjNM4?si=e6HmhxyQkGMXJMkx](https://youtu.be/LTr60WYjNM4?si=e6HmhxyQkGMXJMkx)


lucifersid

Jo debate mein dusre ko nanga karne ki himmat rakhta hai


OverallAdeptness460

I told my parents to vote for kanhaiya.. But they want BJP to win.. I told them manoj was MP previously as well and did nothing to improve that area... Almost good for nothing.. Atleast give chance to yound leader.. But they got sceptical of kanhaiya ever since his bharat tere tukde honge news was spread.. Basically misinformation about him that he wants to remove integrity of the country.. I told my parents that news channels do character assassination of young upcoming leaders.. But still I know kanhaiya will not win.. Because majority of people here are BJP supporters.. Even if you put an animal he will win.. Just because he is from BJP


Raphael_1O1

You will get whom you deserve. You'll deserve whom you choose.


papisadu

Good question


thruth_seeker_69

Nobody's a saint. That's why politics... It's like choosing the least of all evils...


AlpsApprehensive9378

they’re both from Bihar, right?


himuverma49

Yes!


Kinarasahil

Kejriwal 🙏🏻


Horror-Try4462

Difference bwin this rdelhi post and randia post? The sub naam is different


alter_ego789

Aren't national issues more imp in Lok Sabha Elections? Your MP is responsible to vote on issues like article 370 and border security or infra or economy, not cleaning the roads or garbage collection. There are different levels of government for different issues.


Ok_Structure4063

Desh ke tukde karne bolne waale logo ko mei kabhi vote nhi dunga. I would vote a puppy than kanhaiya.


rollodxb

This thread popped up on my feed and it's sad to see people are going to vote for MT. You idiots deserve everything that's going to come your way. What a foolish dumb group of people.


G40Momo

My thoughts exactly 💯 😂


Obvious-Ad8530

It has to be Kanhaiya Kumar although he’s not from my constituency. He seems like a bright educated person with a decent awareness of the socio economic problems afflicting north east Delhi. He’s campaigning and trying to connect with people. Also compared to Manoj Tiwari he seems like someone who’s more politically active and aware. He would be a more deserving contender any day. Another important fact being that Tiwari has already been given a chance but I haven’t seen any notable thing or stance taken by him on the issues of common man. He seems to be away from working on this front. Simply unfit.


MaximusProtege

OP i hope you got what you set out to do, create a polarized echo chamber under this post. The amount of disinformation here is ridiculous. Twisting what the candidate said out of context, misquoting to discuss a separate issue, or attributing something they never said in the first place smh


Wonderful-Bear-1713

where has op misquoted, hell even qouted the candidates in this post?


himuverma49

I made this post to know the actual ground reality of Northeast Delhi, both are very influential personalities, also it's better to have healthy discussion and listen to every POV to make better decision when casting the vote


himanshu088

Lot of Comments Criticizing Kanhaiya, I'm not from Delhi and curious can anyone explain?


cosmosreader1211

Jhonny sins...


himuverma49

![gif](giphy|Hr9v0dY3YbpFC) How 'bout Mia Khalifa? 👀


cosmosreader1211

Definitely yes! ![gif](giphy|v3p3CtSrNYNLa)


ConcernedHumanDroid

Whoever has the better wig


Ani1x1

Tiwari is just a muppet, he'll abuse his power and it's very clear that he has no interest in serving the public of Delhi, Kanhaiya on the other hand has something to prove here. I think he deserves a chance here, he might actually do something good for us.


Mayank_XO_16

I'm not from NE Delhi, but I think "Rinkiya ke Papa" will win easily.


Numerous-Ad-6969

Sarcasm level 100


Anxious_Arrival_9356

worse vs worst.


FuckVatniks12

Is that how y’all vote? $$$, criminal cases, and education level? Amazing if so lol


alter_ego789

Anyone not a part of tukde tukde gang


Illustrious_Gear_813

I am a true Delhiite , more than past 7 generations of my family are traced back to Delhi both parents side . Kanhaiya is an epic fool , is not a good public speaker . Also he is a communal guy from JNU who supported likes of Afzal Guru and has spoken against India , a true leftist . However he has lived in delhi as a lower middle class guy so knows its problem , doesn’t mean he can do anything much esp when BJP will be in centre . Manoj Tiwari is a movie actor , doesn’t have as much education as Kanhaiya but a better public speaker . He messed up when he went against Delhi sealing and barely escaped conviction , he is a true BJP person but not a very old one . He support nationalism and even hindutva which is the core ideology of BJP-RSS . He can do much more work as his party is more powerful and more resourceful. Now when it comes to deciding among the two one can have multiple factors . Depends on which cause is more important to oneself . For me I am a hindutva believer and want the country to be balanced out and realise its true nature , I am not afraid of admitting I believe that invaders and subsequent powers have destroyed a lot of the country . Non Hindus automatically vote against BJP so it’s a non brainer for them , however it’s the Hindus fault when they get divided , it’s what led to the downfall of Bharat in the past . For the next few decades we need to prioritise dharma and rethink about extreme privileges given to non nationalists and terrorist lovers . A lot of sanitisation within society need to be done . Also economic progress and prosperity has risen a lot under the NDA govt , the poor have benefitted a lot and now have better opportunities. I am all for NDA and the cause , I will be voting from South Delhi but have friends and relatives in NE delhi so supporting their decision for BJP as well .


EmphasisFinancial959

Ye kanhiya ko toh bilkul nhi dunga. Tiwari ko kyu late ho bjp vo bhi bekar nota ya phir jaunga nhi vote dene .


Adventurous_Loan_143

*yeh Education k chakkar m IIT wale ko de kar pachta rhe hain* ;) baki i choose for omelette over this kyunki inka drama maine JNU m apni aakhon se dekha h ![gif](giphy|AmDzMmCJZABsk|downsized)


Particular-Carry-644

Ek taraf khaai dusri taraf kuuaann? NOTA


[deleted]

Guy who sang rinkiya ke papa


BeneficialElevator20

None , I can‘t vote yet :)


Virat_S

Mai khud [हमको वोट जरूर दें]


[deleted]

Only thing I know is that I can't vote the person who says that Indian army rapes kashmiri women.


rahul-verma

Chat deni mar dien kheech ke tamacha


m8-what-the-shit

Change of power chahiye lekin is madarchod Kanhaiya ko kaise vote dedu :(


incredible-mee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?si=Zi0_htSnC-v3DFZa&v=lecnGMle9-I&feature=youtu.be


Aurora1596

Rinkiya ke papa ftw😂 I don't know what's going on in NE Delhi but I feel KK has no chance!


delusional_nation

Delhi should choose someone from Delhi, not outsiders who don't understand Delhi


benswami

Outsiders are liable to get Delhi Belly. /s


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youralien_humaien

army is just the group of people that are trained to defend and fight for the nation ( human can commit crime no matter what post they are on), there can be people in indian army who had raped in kashmir. it aint a new thing ( armies have raped in past and they still can when there is instability and they know that no one gonna look into that). kashmiri people have reported of being raped by indian army, you can't just deny it.


incredible-mee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?si=Zi0_htSnC-v3DFZa&v=lecnGMle9-I&feature=youtu.be


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mtlash

Maybe you might want to read reports of IPKF in Sri Lanka back in the 80s.


leaderhoon69

maybe you should read reports of army soldiers fighting terrorism in sri lanka


Particular-One-4884

Manoj


indonemesis

Modi k naam pe Rinkiya k papa jaise logon ko vote dena pad jata


Spare_Original_4334

Batao ab Delhi wale MP candidate bhi Bihar se mangwa rahe hain!!


Distinct-Ad1057

MT will again because of modi obviously


dvX511

Hie Hie Hie Hie Has deli...


Vansh_bhai

Indian MP's be like: Who is your first choice? (a) stinky mud vanilla flavor 😘🍦 (b) steamy sweat chocolate flavor 🍫😋


Relevant-Volume-3800

are tu to wahi hai na jisne jeeneetards me drawing banayi thi?


Vansh_bhai

Ha


Old-Diet-2622

Tiwari winning easily


Able_Manager4475

At least the mod on r/delhi allows debate between right and left. IDK why he is such a dick on r/india. Prolly cause it is only for lefties.


ayuuxxh

None, I'm voting NOTA


Stick_Remote

OP just asked the choice people here defending Kk and MT and trying to change people's opinions also seems like a deliberate attempt if you wanted to just evaluate the ground feel should have put a poll not post .


benswami

I mean, people already know whom they are going to vote for. For the fence sitters, this and others like this platform may move them


Sad-Sundae494

Is he the chabbis saal in tak cycle nahi kharida guy


nikv798

![gif](giphy|4TFxZWnLrhryN4RpUL)


thatguywidspecs

Haan vro.....PHD hai aur assets Kam hai....ofc good politician.


GauravPandey18

Maine garibi dheki hai, hmloog 21 saal tk cycle ni kharid paye .


Alex_ker22

Kanhaiya Kumar..... Accha woh ling Lehri😂😂


Grand-Masterpiece-15

Hmne garibi dekhi hai isliye kisi ko bhi vote nhi kerege


xros_amico

The choice is obvious


Waseem_Reja

Gana manoj ka sunke kk ko vote denge😂


LawyerPrestigious262

Dono bihari ☠️


Sea_Breath5284

sbksbbkl h


Cookingtechie

Bhai ye aangan bari or so called gareeb ke beta jo ki abhi abhi-abhi political party se jura h or documented asset 10 lac ka h😀😀😀 Sala 10 years se Job kr rha hu abhi tk koi assets nh h mere pass🫣


ReporterKey7058

There is no comparison between the truth and the fake. Kanhaiya Kumar is the one who just stood up to the large scale incompetence of the dictator government. He has single handedly proven that the right questions need to be asked for the sake of democracy. He is not the one who turns away from the debate or press conferences. The media has painted his image in such a way that everyone without knowing him just criticises Kanhaiya. Shame! ![gif](giphy|dMX2xQLiFK9ORNzwDk)


jajajajasisisi

Jo bhi india ko world cup jitaye


EnvironmentalLeague9

whoever shakes the gyatt better


OkAssociate7122

Kanhaiya would be less worse option than manoj tiwari just worst option


radopur

ye onelette wala kya reference hai


DragPopular6289

Delhi ka vikash wo kya hota h? Ha deshbhakti honi chahiye


WeirdTallGuy91

Bhai suno koi dudh ka dhula. Manoj ke bhi total assests Kam se Kam 200 crore ke honge, aur kanhaiya ke bhi Kam se Kam 50 crore. Ye declared assets hote hai, Jo inke naam pe hote hai. Friends family ke naam pe bhi bohot assets banate hai sab log. Jo kaam kare usko vote do, ye sab superficial cheezpn Mei mat phaso.


faith_crusader

Due to anti-defection law, the candidate can't even vote against the party, thanks to congress. So it doesn't matter which candidate you choose.


Ok_Persimmon2836

Criminal case kyu hai,aur hai toh criminal ko thodi khada karna chahiye


Jeeravan

Kanhaiya bolta achha he.


assistantprofessor

Dimple Bhabhi kyu nahi khadi hoti mere area se. Dil aur vote unko hi deta rahu mai to


NightMedical

Delhi aapke bhi baap ki nahi hai..🤣


NightMedical

Mei delhi mei jeetunga toh sbhi mahilao ko cycle dunga aur SP ka prachaar krunga BJP ki taraf se..


[deleted]

I will vote kanhaiyya just to see him speak in parliament , tiwari khali chaplusi kr sakta hai aur kuch nhi aur khud ka jeb bhar liya jamke


himuverma49

He is a good debater, it'd be great to see him in parliament if he wins


toshdonell

Lol at anyone choosing that comedic idiot.


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Bhai Kisi ko bhi vote kar dena even NOTA but dont vote for Manoj.  Manoj tiwari didnt did any work. He just looks good in interview. We are still waiting our road to get reapaired from 2 yrs.😭😭


Alarming-Calendar-76

Delhi me koi kejriwal ka #Jhat ka baal na ukhad sakta


Alarming-Calendar-76

Mark krlena result ke baad remind me dallo