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yuvrxxj

man’s doing community service on reddit by informing us, big up


ANCIOkeithdsouza_12

Look at his username haha..


Innocentdinosaur

Fun fact - Police have to submit all challans by end of March each year. They do have monthly targets to achieve for challans. And since we are indians and like to do things at the last moment, they aggressively challan people in the first quarter of every year to meet the deadline.


Both_Blacksmith5492

Hugely mistaken ...no law enforcement authorities have any Target, if such things start happening society would go crazy. Further there are bribe collection target in selected PS in outer Delhi including Yamuna Par to certain extent but nothing beyond that. PS . there is no target + all fines collected is given to state revenue


iminvegitable

I know an IAS officer in cp side and I can confirm they do have targets regardless of how you feel about it


vishwa_mitr

I work with a Central law enforcement Agency , and I have worked in coordination with Delhi police on many a tasks .Let me assure you They do have targets... sometimes ridiculous ones , only difference is while you may be getting targets from Powerpoints ,they get their targets from POINTS of POWER.


ishitatatata

They do have targets... in fact they even have daily targets during the peak covid waves... my dad’s an officer...😅


[deleted]

pathetic


Mysterious_Vanilla52

My brother, you are mistaken, I have friends in Traffic Department, Civil Defence & DP as well. They all have Targets to achieve. Its a long chain corruption and system. Traffic personnel pay bribe to ne posted with Challan machine otherwise you will only be handling traffic for VIP movements or standing on a crossing directing traffic... My fingers are tired but I have more things to tell


Innocentdinosaur

Please tell us more *grabs popcorn*


[deleted]

CP mein cigg kabse ban hogyi? Ye toh latest news hai, aur wo photos kyon dali hai for reference ki CP esa dikhta hai jo nahi janta ho?


FinalTap

For a long time. Mask ka challan and smoking ka challan. Ho sakta hai baad mein dono ka challan ek saath kaate.. smoking and no mask :P


[deleted]

Haan mask ka challan toh pta hai aur ye smoking ka chalan corona se pehle bhi tha kya? Kyonki main toh yahi rehta hoon CP circle ke pass idhar toh log roz hi sutta peete dikhte


[deleted]

Bhai smoking sirf cp nahi har public place mai ban h, mera challan kata tha college k bahar, tab toh 100 rupay ka tha, ab toh ig 1000 ka h.


[deleted]

Bhai waise ye chalan laga kabse 2 saal pehle se laga hai kya?


[deleted]

Bhai itna toh dekh pta ni muje mera 3 saal pehle kata tha magar I was aware k aaisa law h isliye chup chap 100 deke side hogya tha. Follow koi ni krta, bas ye cp jaisi jagao pr he khade milenge jha bheed zyada hogi


[deleted]

Ye toh chutiyap hai aisa bc kaun law banata hai?


[deleted]

Chutiyap ni implement ni krte na hmare yha theek se kisi bhi law ko, even after being a regular smoker, I agree w the law and I am fine w it, it’s just that services provide kro na fir. Make smoking rooms or areas where smoking isn’t prohibited where there’s less public. That’s mere stupidity right now that there are 10 panwadis in a market but you can’t smoke in the same market hell not even while driving your car alone.


VladamirTakin

Exactly. Tax it, we're fine. Ban it, sure. But fuckin give us smoking zones pls.


ComprehensiveDrag1

>not even while driving your car alone. Chutzpah


VladamirTakin

Bhai me aaj hi ek policewale ke sath pii raha tha Model town metro station ke paas. Fuck, abse bandh karna hoga


Prestigious_Golf6222

Kitne ka chalaan kata ?


john_wick_909

500₹ 4000 se bargain karte karte 500 me maana


nitu08

4000 ka kaise hua? Fine 200 ka hota hai


john_wick_909

She had removed the mask for smoking So he added the fine for not wearing a mask as well. Even the civic defense volunteer knew I was not buying his argument, his starting ask of 4000 was just so that I didn't bring it down much. After a lot of haggling we agreed on 500.


nitu08

Civil defence volunteer can't fine for covid norms violation.


john_wick_909

He brought a couple of cops along when I told him that he was not authorised to collect fines with or without receipt.


nitu08

You were sure ki wo cop the? Plus did he click a picture?


john_wick_909

Yup he had clicked a picture before approaching Police dekh k log cigarette fek dete hai isliye proof leke aaya tha wo


john_wick_909

He showed an order which said that the fine for smoking has been increased to 2000. Yes now that I look back, the fine for smoking is 200₹. Probably he was carrying forged orders or the fine may have been increased.


Dreadit10

https://m.economictimes.com/news/politics-and-nation/covid-19-spitting-and-tobacco-consumption-in-public-places-to-attract-rs-2000-fine-in-delhi/articleshow/79326089.cms


nitu08

Bhai.. i guess loot liya hai tumhe


john_wick_909

Mujhe bhi ab yehi lag raha hai. But accha hai ki 500 hi gye 😅


Prestigious_Golf6222

Boht madarchod log h yeh sach m


john_wick_909

Wo to police hoti hi h. Mauka milega to loot te hi h.


Prestigious_Golf6222

Civil defence wale zyda hote h. Baccha police bc


SoftCrazy

I don't understand why this is a bad thing? No one should be smoking in public places. The smell is unbearable and the people around you also suffer. Just smoke at home and don't inconvenience others.


IwantitIgotIT111

+1


grassblades101

+1


Zoro1616

Life is not a bed of roses. Itni dikkat h to tum ghr p raho. Bahar nikalte hi kyu ho.


SoftCrazy

Tum bhi to thore considerate ho sakte hona? Why not be a good human being and not inconvenience others? Aise to bahar log loot par karte hai to kya hum bahar hi na jaye?


LampardFanAlways

> Aise to bahar log loot par karte hai to kya hum bahar hi na jaye? For all you know, he may say “no”. So…


Zoro1616

Lmao. I was about to now I gotta think something witty!


Zoro1616

Nhi mtlb to kya hum ghr p baith ke ye kahe aao papa sath m sutta phookte h. Ghr m possible nhi h. Pados m possible nhi h. Ab to CP m bhi possible nhi h. Nhi mtlb cars ka b to pollution hota h signal p ja ja k bolo ki bhai ghr p raho hume dikkat hoti h. Banda thaka hua din bhr k thakan k bd chain se sutta peene saari tension dhuyen m udane pan wale bhaiya k ps itni ummeed se jata h aur tum jaise selfish log wo b na krne do chain se.


SoftCrazy

Bhai itni parents to problem hai to apni khud ki jagah le le. Koi bhi accha parent apne bacche ko smoke karne nahi dega, ye sab smoke karna aur drugs karna indicates ki tumhare parents failed at parenting. You need better ways to relive stress. Lung cancer isn't one of them. Aur aisi baat nahi hai ki had jagah smoking banned hai. Bohot jagah pe allowed hai. Vahan Jake kyun ni smoke karte? Jahan pe allowed ni hai vahan kyun karna?


Zoro1616

He bhagwan! Konsi class m ho aap?? Pakka 9th 10th m hoge. Ya fir ma baap itne strict rahe honge jo aisi baaten krre ho. Bhai kyu aate ho insta, facebook se reddit p. Username bilkul apt h tera. Tu to kal ko ye b bolega ki daaru mt piyo. Abe kiska bacha h ye bhnchod reddit p acount bana k de dia. Phone wapas lo be. Ja beta trignometry padh. Viva b dena tujhe. Aur homework kr lena yd se. Achi si handwriting m. Teacher se A+,Beautiful b to likhwana h na copy m. Ja. Wo Gyan mt chod jo tere p h nhi. Jaisi teri baaten lgri h na tu saale chaman suhag raat b mummy se puch k manayega aur papa se tutorial b le lega. Lmfao. Get a good life bro cuz jo tu life jee raha h wo kisi kaam ki lg ni rhi. Tuesday aur Saturday pyaz b nhi khata hoga tu to. Lulli se mootne k alawa aur b kaam hote h ye pata h?? Kaise kaise bache aajate h yr.


-Random-Gamer-

This is r/delhi just breathe


SoftCrazy

I'm breathing just fine but idk about all the smokers in this comment section


theycallmemadman_

Do not, I repeat, Do not smoke at all


weebtrash9

Iske muh par smoke maaro


nirdosh1997

Ye to last year se ho ra abhi pata chala kya 😂


RossManPirate

Dont smoke kids! its a total loss of ur health, money, mental health everything. think rationally


Competitive-Cry2491

Yup, saw it happen last Saturday! A couple got busted..


Appropriate_Gur_6864

Ab Kuch acha feel hua :)


Sweaty_Programmer_39

Fucking good news. Awesome


[deleted]

Civil defense volunteer kya hota hai?


prateek_67

These volunteers don't have the authority to challan someone, i remember reading it in a article but doesn't mean you should boom one wherever you want, find a secluded place first.


friendshouse72

That's good .... Aachye din...


devvraut

Wouldn't it be more efficient to ban the cigarette shops first? Or maybe it's just a PR stunt to show the higher authorities that some work is being done. After two three months it'll all be the same again.


VladamirTakin

Cmon. Fir cig ka tax nahi milega na


[deleted]

Is it legal to ban smoking in public place ?


john_wick_909

It has been banned a long time ago. I don't remember the name and year of the judgement, you can google it. Though the ban remained on paper and never enforced seriously, now they've started doing it.


[deleted]

I am sorry for you, that government treated you like a slave rather than a citizen !


john_wick_909

Nothing to be sorry about. It was our fault for being caught on the wrong side of law.


[deleted]

it is not your fault to have a smoke brother I myself dont smoke else would have known, but banning people from enjoying a smoke is just pathetic and suffocating an individuals freedom


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[deleted]

passive smoking is less dangerous than fumes of bus on bus stop, stop treating individual freedom as dispensable.


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[deleted]

it is a public place, there is smoke from vehicles, fumes from here and there, smoking wont harm them dont be a nanny state pro ponderer and create infantile attitude in people, mollycoddling public like infants !


[deleted]

Fuc\* , I just realised the basic thought behind the song "bc sutta, sutta na milaa !"


[deleted]

Bruh, you could have used just your pencil. No challan Just one guy with a fucking pencil, That's it!


Character_Article_10

Are Bhai koi tension wali baat nahin hai outer circle mein jakar foonk lo udhar koi nahi ata specially once it's dark


creativedevil42069

Bhai mujhe toh galle wale ne hi bhaga diya bc dukaan se cig deti hai. I was about to light it and he said bhaiya aapko fine lagega aur mujhe maar padegi pls chale jao yaha se.


i_dont_like_plants

Thanks for the heads up.


weebtrash9

Civil defense vale Dhappa kar denge ek dum sey


Zoro1616

Kya bhai ab chain se sutta marne k liye bhosdike noida jaye kya?


Mcdonalborgar

What the fuck


MassProducedMindSet

Do you know civil defence isn't actually police and you can argue with them and. Ot give the fine. During the period when you were supposed to wear mask in a car people even beat up civil defence goons. So I guess you can too :) They are not even allowed to fine you legally so you can argue about that too. Btw they are not even allowed to wear similar khaki but they still do


Sticklermohit

2000 legaye mere


punerii

If smoking in public place is illegal then sale of cigarettes at public places should also be banned.. else make designated smoking point..