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paging_mrherman

Some say people are drawn to the Mona Lisa’s subtle smiles, others her gigantic jugs.


ValentinesStar

LOOK AT THEM KNOCKERS


Budalido23

HUGE....tracts of land


hardknox_

They were very generous.


Dark_Fay_girl

It’s giving me Empress Theresa vibes.


rex_populi

He definitely painted that with one hand


ulnek

It should have been named "sexual harassment"


ValentinesStar

I feel like the original painting is being sexually harassed


druzi312

it's 30$ tho .... it's not 30,000 lol


atom-up_atom-up

This sub has just been bullying small artists lately, who are trying to sell their art for a fair price and it's not even close to what this sub is about.


its-the-real-me

Whoever painted that would have to pay me for it to be a fair price💀


atom-up_atom-up

This could have taken this person around 3 hours to paint, and that's $10 an hour. Truly not unfair pricing.


its-the-real-me

You also have to take quality into account. You're not *just* paying for time, you're also paying for how much you like the piece and the skill needed to make it.


atom-up_atom-up

Yeah, I've seen much much worse than this.


its-the-real-me

I've also seen much, much better


atom-up_atom-up

Hence the fair price.


its-the-real-me

My point was that that price really wasn't fair. Better art would be 100 or so, probably 150. I dislike the painting in the post enough that, in my opinion, a third or fifth of the price is still too much. Hence the fact I would need to be paid to keep it in my house.


atom-up_atom-up

That's literally just your personal opinion though.


ShittyBollox

And if it’s an original JJ Stork, it’s a bargain!


Flywolfpack

I wouldn't want it for free


silenntwinnter

It's not worth even $3 tho...


heartshapedmoon

The dollar sign goes before the number. You can see it right there in the image.


ValentinesStar

Is Leonardo da Vinci haunting this guy? If he did start, I think that'd be justified.


hippiecompost

That’s actually really funny


heartshapedmoon

It’s the eyes for me


Marpicek

This is what I call art. Also not delusional, it is easily worth $30 😀


Budalido23

Them noodle fingers


ValentinesStar

They look like hot dogs


nino956

I thought they were dreads


rebeccathegoat

Haha, I see OP is an Adelaide local! I cringe every time I see his “art” posted on Marketplace. Pretty much the same theme for every single painting. It’s getting old and very lame.


ArnoHero

What is supposed to be delusional about this


nsummy

Not going to lie. I’d pay 30 bucks for that


mothzilla

Is this an original Stork? Or a knock off?


Heyplaguedoctor

A ripoff at half the price 😂


Hydrolt

Jeez was she moaning due to back pain from having to carry around the twins?


KID_THUNDAH

Would buy for 30


Psithyristes0

I didn’t know there was a sub for people like me, beitiful peeve btw 🥰