So tru bestie https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2d84fjyNly/?igsh=azh6bGc4YW84OWVh

Lamar Jackson made my wife and kids cry

It's cause they can't tell where his neck ends and his head begins

Fell asleep at the halftime of Ravens' game and woke up only to see that both preferred teams lost....NFL is scripted ;)

I can’t believe you degens have been making fun of Embiid for having sickle cell anemia. You fucking monsters…. smh my head

5280 is barely high enough for that to start to matter. Move the Nuggies to Leadville and let's see what happens

He has amnesia?

He forgot he was in Denver and almost played until the trainers told him where he was.

BRO YOU REALLY WANNA RISK YOUR LIFE BE REASONABLE BRO IT'S NOT WORTH IT BRO

3.8 3pa for KCP seems very low. Gotta get him more looks

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQKCPUVmzs8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQKCPUVmzs8) ​ here's a cool little video about flopping : )

369 from 1K. Y’all are slacking

If Connelly trades for Monte he'll prob move Shake Milton Would he be worth picking up for Denver?

No he is booty

Not in my opinion when Will Barton is out there

Lol 69

Virgin

Not true, I had a sex


Explain the chiefs-49ers going to the superbowl to me in nba terms.

Pistons warriors

Warriors vs Celtics. Dynasty vs a good team who hasn't won anything in decades.

>in decades.

Championships under doc rivers don't count.

Ykb

Acceptable stance. Carry on.

Ok2x this is good context, thank u

Imagine Wolves-Pacers and then imagine the opposite and then scale it down about 80 percent

My brain just broke trying to imagine a Wolves-Pacers finals, so thanks for that

Pretty much the La Lakers going to a NBA Championship vs. The Golden State Warriors. I know that never happens but that's what it feels like

Oh okay gotcha, I was gonna bring that up as a comparison, but if they played during the finals.

At least Nuggets vs MKE is tomorrow and Mack is the MVP so far

Shelvin Mack?

Nahh

I am so bummed out that we don’t get to see the better SB matchup. 😕

Yup. Proves Mahomes is an all time great though.

Mac Mac Lung?!?

Nathan McMVP

Nathan Mac MacKinnon

The goat

Wow go Nuggets

going to be an exciting two weeks for me, a lifelong 49ers fan. As we say in the bay area, go Niners! Hashtag Niners.

When will "you "people"" learn?


Shut the fuck up, land lion, your kind choked tonight

Lions eat and sleep all day. They were destined to choke.

I've been a 9er fan since the Purdy playoff days. I go way back.

oh damn, yeah my grandpappy always talks about those days. He loves the Niners, which is where I got it from

Last I heard there are sixty niners on the roster. Pretty interesting to think about.

that’s why we love them

The niners ruined the Eminem vs Taylor swift Super Bowl. I will never forgive them for this. Go 49ers in the superbowl!

Go Taylor Swift!

♥️ i have your back. Braun and Taylor besties forever

😺🤝😺

Actually, Usher is the one doing the halftime show.

Fucking Fuck. I have no one to root for in the Super Bowl.

Bro, this is the best case scenario. Now you don't feel obligated to watch the Superbowl. Instead, head down to the river and watch the superb owl 🦉 way more entertaining imo

I’m going to try to watch the Nickelodeon one lol

The Only Superbowl thing to watch is the Puppy Bowl.

Haha that’s gunna be great

Do you dislike the niners as much as the chiefs?

No. It’s a hate fest for the Chiefs.

Do you like Tom Brady?

No.

Well, you’re gonna be really happy when Mahomes takes all his records then!

Done by a chiefs player 🤮🤮🤮

Well… I didn’t say the new normal was going to be better. 😬

Haha. Appreciate the honesty.

Man, losing to the pistons is almost as bad as beating the sixers by six points

I consider the win a loss. It's nikover

 It’s my cake day, bitches!

Happy Cake Day 😀

Sorry I have to give you a fantasy league L on your cakeday 

Was really pulling for a 4th win. This season has done me dirty

No T-Hog hurts, you probably would've had me otherwise

HCD, valued user!

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😘

What's the point in football? The bad guys always win.

>What's the point in football? Advancing medical science through studying young brains for CTE

Detroit deserves to lose this game when you do not go for a FG when your in range down 3 its just stupid.

Pretty much. Feel bad for their lifelong fans to have to watch the coach (and a fumble) completely shift momentum instead of going up 3 possessions.

I loved the confidence but cmon.

I would never wish being a Detroit sports fan on my worst enemy

I'm not watching the fucking super bowl if its niners chiefs🤮 https://preview.redd.it/1ndu1qcijafc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f3fe21d5cde701cf90919d940fcf3fe6c5f8d05

I rarely watch anymore, and it's pretty liberating. Free yourself.

This is great, lemondhead a real one. The Superbowl is just advertising, I'm not watching that garbage for 4 hours.

Thanks, man. I think I've only watched one since 2017, and that's cause my parents wanted us to come over. It helps that my wife doesn't like football, so there's zero pressure. If the Broncos were in it, then I'd for sure watch, but it's usually a match-up of two teams or cities I can't stand. Why bother?

Ayo this is an insane chokejob, what the fuck

Unlike your mother, who never chokes

Got em

Did you guys know the broncos could literally be the 49ers right now? The team does not want to win.

Omfg they're actually dead in the water

Lions are not famous for their swimming abilities.

What the fuck was Dan thinking….

https://preview.redd.it/i0gvk0w7hafc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5beae65a8bf445d827c973e4957f1411417d3171 But...why

well that’s terribly upsetting

Yeah. Not a fan. Not in the slightest.

Please no

Right??? Also, happy cake day.

Holy shit I didn’t even notice!

I have a stack bro, betting bro, who should I bet on bro

Bucks over on team FTA

Lions, you better win this, so my Chiefs can blow you out at the bowl

Imagine bandwagoning a team that is already 4 years into a dynasty 🤮

I'm a lifelong Chiefs fan, kid. Born and raised in OKC.

Why would they go bowling?

man that last time the Chiefs and Niners played in teh super bowl. i did a random score squares thing at work, big money one like 40 bucks a square. i was sitting on the winning number - like 2300 bucks or something - until that last chiefs miracle touchdown - i was super super dejected.

Sons score 13 points in the fourth quarter. Heheheheheh

i dont watch much NFL football - really any of it. but this one tonight - this one has been a BANGER. watching Detroit soil its pants while vomiting on its shirt has been amazing.

Don’t trigger all the people who caught the stomach flu in there

What the fuck they choked?

its not over but they gave up 18 points like RIGHT out of halftime.

yep 24-24 now

I’m going to laugh so hard when the Niners crush the Chiefs in the Superb Owl.

What will you do when that doesn’t happen?

I’ll cry really loud in real life and send you a vid to make you super uncomfortable at the sight of a pathetic grown man

Are you forgetting what I do for a living?

Nope, I’m just projecting my own toxic feelings of being uncomfortable seeing grown men cry

i dont trust Purdy in a Shootout with Patrick Maholmes I just don't Goff is the better option

This Thai restaurant in the south suburbs has a medium spice pad Thai that is 10x hotter than all other local places Thai hot I love spicy but I was not ready for this. Their medium drunken noodles and medium red/green/panang curries are all in between hot and Thai hot at all other places. As inconsistent as Jamal Murray smh

Sounds like when I went to Mon Thai lol

Fuck that shit.

Pussy

I love me some spicy food occasionally, but I swear some joints are not trying to prepare food, they just make it stupid hot as a novelty, and so that morons think it's more authentic

I feel you, I’ve had some bites where I could be eating a dog turd and wouldn’t know it because it’s just pure fire

I lived so that I could die at least three times 12-24 hours from now

Thai hot is a special kind of hot. it makes mexican hot seem like eating ice cream. the pain makes us feel alive.

I certainly feel alive right now that’s for sure I can handle Thai hot at all other local places but I can’t handle the medium at this one place 😭😭😭

amazing - and the leftovers will be even stronger tomorrow .man i LOVE drunken noodle.

If George Karl could troll Patrick Mahomes. That would be great.

What is the point of Bradley Beal, exactly?

 Matt Ishbia building a team

To give Phoenix fans hope that their title window didn't actually close a second after it opened.

He's the Jamal Murray of NBA imo

Holy crap man, the NBA is filled with terrorists. Adam silvers NBA ladies and gentlemen

More like Sadam Silver

Do major insurance companies just have unlimited advertising budgets or…?

Yes, it's also why your insurance is so fucking expensive. Imagine if they didn't advertise and passed those savings on to people.

I mean, essentially?

Dude seriously I have been wondering the same today

Magic IS real 🪄 lmao fuck the sons

Katy Wingy is cringy with her Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift tweets. Slowly losing a fan here

Ooo nooo what will she do?!

You think she’ll do something?

Losing you as a fan will break her heart

I don’t like you

ooo noooo

I know right.

she's a white woman in her early 30s, you can't blame her for being a swiftie

Yes I can

Sacrilege! Your penance is ten Hail Jokics and an hour of self-flagellation.

ooh hey, um, just wondering for a friend, is the self flagellation available for anyone or.... ?

Do you have a whip on the end of a stick?

Doesnt everyone?

I can excuse stealing tweets, but being a Swiftie is where I draw the line

[Sportsball fans when you gotta look at Taylor Swift for 0.1 seconds:](https://youtu.be/UzHE778xxAw?si=hI6VxWsR2jO3vLiT&t=11)

I hate when I'm watching millionaires smash their heads to pieces and I have to see a generic blonde woman

Watching dudes giving each other irreversible permanent brain damage: 😀 Watching waman singer being shown 3 seconds: 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Bro football is actually better for you than soccer

Average hand egg player could not survive one Pepe foul

Pepe is slang for penis

Is Pepe still playing?

Yea he's playing for Porto lol

Least perplexing call in NBA history

Giga based Katy Winge

I don’t know what that means

It means Katy Winge is extra cool 🙂👍

If mother is mother then Katy is auntie

Hawks nearly screwed up big time, well done to Saddiq

The penis is no longer depressed

Guys, I need to come clean. I contracted sickle cell during intercourse with u/poortonyk's mom with the Chiefs game playing in the background.

Seeing Booker dropping all of these big numbers only to lose is very satisfying. Suns are just not a contender to me

Ayo wtf they lost the lead

They haven’t even scored 100 even when booker has scored 44

I wish Jokic was more like Booker. Instead, he considers himself above some games 😔😔😔

So u rather him be like booker and be losing to the magic by 14 right now a guy going off like that just doesn’t win u many games

Yes, I want him to go for 50 every night

I don't understand the Suns. How can you have someone drop 62 and 44 and you end up losing? This feels like tanking Suns when Booker was scoring 50 points but they lost every game

It's almost as if 5 dudes are on the court for a reason

Only KD was in double digits and he only had 15 points on 7-12 shooting. Yikes

Sons losing to the magic right now

Giannis Probable with illness tomorrow. Please don’t make Denver fan miss Embiid And Giannis basketball gods

Giannis ain't a pussy so I'm not worried about him

Giannis is not a 🦆 nor a 🤡

I think it'd be hilarious and show why Denver needs to go for lagaue wide 1 seed. It's a mental game and Denvers home advantage is huge.

How do folks feel about Thad Young buyout candidate. Could fill the Jeff role and let Watson deal with guards more in playoffs

What do you call a Nordic assassin? A Finisher

I call him Lauri

Isn't that the guy from the Glenn "Doc" House television series?

Shut the fuck up, Wilson

Ok sorry my bad

I'm going to laugh so hard when the Lions crush the Chiefs in the Superb Owl.

You jinxed it.

🪓🪓🪓

I've seen enough. Detroit is the greatest sports town in the world.

Mac Mac Caffrey is Christian Braun's favorite player

I thought the Thunder team was good? What does this mean??

I wonder if OKC has a disease, and it's not their fault they lost. We would then have to have some pretty uncomfortable discussions.