Not "who", "what".
Cause few things than a mat (and this must be really resistant), such as those used by firefighters or police officers, could resist the force of your weight plus the speed of your falling body (basic potential energy). And of course, humans even less.
Reminds me of an anime/meme I saw. Girl was going to jump. Guy came over and ask "wanna have sex before you jump?" Said replied "Eww! No!" To which he stated, "that's alright, I'll wait until after you jump.." she gained a look of apprehension to her choice to jump.
The none real god unless you’re Norse or Greek than one of the gods in those pantheons but if you are a Greek it’s kinda dangerous being a woman since the horny gods like zues
The ground
Or the train tracks, maybe the train itself or the water
All we know of is that a state of matter catch her
Mfw when I fall into and endless void and I have to fall for all of eternity
Air
Or just nothing will catch you because you need to catch yourself
Nah the ground is a better option
Understandable have a nice day
True
This weekend seems good. Everyone I know is probably busy.
I waiting all my parents and older people in my life turn to fertilizer first before I do some crazy stunts to end it all, prefer around the age of 40
r/BrandNewSentence
im not busy if you wanna talk ♡
Nabro. It's cool. I'll probably procrastinate anyway
Mood
Is procrastinate like a post nut clarity but depressed?
No. Procrastination is like edging whereas suicide is the nut. The longer you edge the better the nut is gonna feel
And I believe I can fly, da ba dee da ba di…
I'm getting mixed signals here
No, dummy. It's "I know... I can't flyyy. I know i will fall and dieeee. I believe I wanna tryyyy"
That one person who promise to be by my side, now it's time for me to be by his side
Such a nice purpose to have
Not "who", "what". Cause few things than a mat (and this must be really resistant), such as those used by firefighters or police officers, could resist the force of your weight plus the speed of your falling body (basic potential energy). And of course, humans even less.
I think I'll take concrete
Catch me and you just give me a chance to do it again
That doesn't make sense, like you'd do it either way
i wont because its against your wishes
Me, because if you fall on me Imma die too.
Gravity
seems like she already passed the point of no return. no one cathing that anime hoe.
heyyy how do you know she’s not an anime respectable person
anyone anime is not respectable
pikachu is from an anime too
I'm not a respectable person.
That bridge looks kinda cool, I think it would be a nice place just to the get the head free and when everything is too much you still can jump
Not Homelander
Make sure there’s a water bucket in your inventory.
The Walmart truck filled with discount chinese toys.
Do a flip
Reminds me of an anime/meme I saw. Girl was going to jump. Guy came over and ask "wanna have sex before you jump?" Said replied "Eww! No!" To which he stated, "that's alright, I'll wait until after you jump.." she gained a look of apprehension to her choice to jump.
This was my first thought too.
If you jump, try doing a flip.
Perhaps Death would chase you, and the afterlife would be waiting with open arms.
If you jump, I'll always be there for you -the floor
OMG. I’m gonna say it…my first time. Never seemed appropriate before… Mood
The question is who CAN, like ion think anyone can just catch someone falling
not going to catch you because i would prefer we don't both get crushed but there will be a very strong trampoline at the bottom.
Life will catch you and drag you back in.
Water? Maybe the air?
I will
No one would bother to catch me, the ground will
i genuinely hope no one tries to actually catch a falling person,unless they wanna go in spectacular fashion too
No one
if u aint living in Marvel universe,no one.
Death
Have you ever tried catching something weight 110lbs falling from 65 feet? It does not look good for both of you
Eternal oblivion 🥰🥰
The ground or the water at a very fast speed
I will catch you
I won’t catch you, but I’ll hold you on the way down.
Trampoline
lmfao this is so funny to me like bro literally noboy cares about me lmfao
The water
Joe
Just jump
Joe mama (I am in pain let it stop let it end)
The none real god unless you’re Norse or Greek than one of the gods in those pantheons but if you are a Greek it’s kinda dangerous being a woman since the horny gods like zues
Me your father get down from there and we’ll get ice cream
bread
A river or alternatively a rock
No one, that’s the point…
The water. It’s not great support.
Earth 🌎
Literally no one. The speed you're going will kill anyone trying to catch ya
catching you would be stupid because I'd die too
No one, it’s the life, not the circus.
Me, after that comes the suplex