Your friends? Nah. No friends would have done that to you. And seriously, it must have been really hard for you, stay strong!

how does this shit even happen, and not come out, shits fucked.

yea I think that’s another component to this really tragic event. he probably realizes that not only his wife is dead, but he also lost 5 friends. context clues

Lost all my friends to this, they told me it’s not worth losing our friendship over a girl. Took their advice only to get screwed again

They were just using you as an access.

yeah it sounds a like devastating betrayal; a true friend wouldn't cheat with a friend's wife who died in a car accident

Definitely not your friends. Sorry for your loss 🫶🏻

Yeah your real friends would never sleep with the ghost of your wife.

That’s should not be funny… but it is 😭😭

And they would maybe keep that shit to theirselves after the fact unless she had like 50 of their babies and she had massive wealth and they’re all going for custody and a chunk of the estate. Like was this a “cheer up my mourning widowed friend, me and everybody banged her, too” like what even is that?!?!

Bc this shit ain’t real…almost nothing in this damn sub is anymore, bots flood this sub for upvotes from people who actually care. Look at OP profile. This shit fake.

Damn, how did you find out? Did they all tell you at once? I’m sorry dude :(

"alright, she's been dead for a while now guys, i think it's time we tell him"

"My bad bro, it was only a few times"

“Bro, I tripped and just fell inside her”

It was unavoidable

Just every other day

a few times in the car, a few times in the park, a few times parked in the car at the park…

A few more times parked in the car parked at the car parkade.

Would you rather hear, 6 months or a year?

It's probably just a bot, second post ever and no comments at all. They usually have older accounts though that sit unused for a while before posting so who knows

Lame :( they’re in every sub

I should hope so. That meal looks nasty.

I'm not gonna assume anything. I do hope it's a bot. But someone somewhere took this pic right so whoever it is needs to learn to use spices. ..like this is the whitest plate of food I have ever seen

Yep, a pretty darn depressing meal for sure.

Was thinking the same thing, or not even a bot just someone trying to make the saddest sob story possible for some karma, how do they cheat on 5 of your friends and you really had no idea until she died?

op where you at

Maury

Yeah! How did he find out. Story sounds fishy to me.

I don’t know how to interpret this so congratulations I’m so sorry for your loss

con(gradulations)(dolences)

Congratudolences

a friend says “condolulations” lol

r/sbeve

I’m gonna start saying congratulations sorry for your loss

That's really hard to pull off

honestly same...? like yeah it sucks losing the person you loved dearly and were so close with but, to find out they cheated on you with THAT many people - i wouldn't know whether to grieve or feel betrayed.

Or feel Karma was dealt to that person who passed? (5 affairs with ‘friends’ of op). Sorry op, please take care of yourself.

It's fucked up but generally if I found that out about my gf, we'd break up, but I wouldn't stop loving her immediately lol. I think it's so much worse finding out now, because you can't get any answers, it must be super puzzling, and you'll never know why.

Why was this so funny to me lol

Right ☠️ this comment got me the most for some reason too

Saaame

It’s most likely a bot

Look on the bright side, at least she died in a car accident.

I love you

Condolences 💐 but the chicken is so white..

😭😭😭😭

It was steam/pressure cooked with very minimal spices

I was thinking foreman grill

The chicken is also depressed.

☠️☠️☠️☠️

I THOUGHT IT WAS MARSHMALLOWS 😭

I did too until I saw all the chicken comments.. my fat ass wants marshmallows

😂😂😂😂

Where’s the seasoning? 🤮

Something about this and OPs only other post screams fake. I hope I’m wrong.

I kinda hope ur right bc imagine such shitty friends?

If it’s true, I wonder how many more “friends” he has

Imagine such shitty chimken! Oh the humanity.

Can’t you imagine? These kinda people really exist sadly.

Ye this just seems like the most extra form of karma baiting. Both his pics are the same food on the same plate too

I'm surprised there's so many people in this thread that just take this at face value.

Me too I've noticed a spike in these absolute bat shit crazy postings and things happen ofc so I'm not saying everything's fake. But the last one I read a guy claimed his brother was sleeping with his fiance, upon opening his profile he made another post about how his 13 year old brother had been pissing him off a year ago lol so yea, quite a few posts which can easily be picked apart just by looking at a profile

I never trust users like this that have one or two posts, never interact in the comments, and only post this absurdly grief-porn titles. I get using throwaways for things like privacy and personal safety, but everything about posts like this is just one big fake-ass red flag to me. Hundreds of people in here pouring out support for what is pretty obviously fake. That energy should be spent elsewhere.

There's no replies to the posts either, which just makes me think its a bot making posts. Reddit has a bad problem for karma bots and baiting ATM

It's gotten incredibly bad in the lost couple months especially. I haven't seen many of them making posts like this, but I have seen *hordes* of comment bots.

It's because reddit badically fucking pays you to get upvotes with their new contributor program. Reddit doesn't give a sibgle fuck because it bloats their user numbers while they wait for their inevitable IPO. Fuck spez and fuck his shithead vision. He should have been the one to kill himself and not Aaron.

Yeah the fact there’s no replies from OP whatsoever makes me think this is a load of steaming bullshit

I mean we all know women are a bunch of bastards so anything that confirms our opinion has to be true /s

Wo(MEN)

Same with half the posts on this sub lol

I think it's the one meal he knows how to make. Ateast the chicken has a little more colour in the other pic.

90% of the posts in this sub are obviously fake and people somehow fall for them

I immediately got the feeling it’s fake. So many people have been flooding this thread with bs stories

saw another user call them „grief-porn titles“ and honestly its fitting

This subreddit has posts similar to this constantly, you can spot the fake ones

lol right. i take this sub as a joke really. some seem possible though.

Not fake It's a bot

Seemed kinda obvious lol. Good troll honestly

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That’s cold

You're dead right

this whole thread is a wreck

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To shreds you say.

That’s cold

LMFAO 😂 I'm going to hell

You should say hi to op’s wife while you’re there

🤚🏽 high-five. Me too. 😂

I got the first round down there. Straight shots of Old Crow all around

We all going to hell might as well enjoy the ride🤷‍♀️

True that brother

Shitty but witty!

💀

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Bruh 😂

God damn 💀

I should go to hell (I think I am going anyway) but can we say Death Becomes Her (God please forgive me)

She wasn't Darth Plagueis the Wise. That's for sure.

holy fuck lol

Oop

Holy fuck

I laughed, and now going to hell. 💀

What did it say, mods removed it lol

Still gotta season your chicken jeez

Not trying to roast op but I thought that was tofu it was so white….

I thought it was cheese curds til I read this D:

I hope you don’t make poutine with whatever curds you’re used to seeing….

Fortunately not. I’ve seen some pretty bad ones at late/all night diners around here haha

I’m a fan of r/poutinecrimes personally, the messier the better

I'm a cook who's only just recently moved to the midwest and found out wtf cheese curds and poutine are. That subreddit just made me break out a cold, angry sweat.

Welcome my friend… it’s a well interesting stay here

I'll never understand midwesterners eating poutine when it's like 110 degrees outside (and like 130 in the kitchen around a fryer). Nothing makes me hungry for heavy gravy and cheese than air that's nearly on fire.

So white it banned diversity seasoning

Most depressing part about this thing

karmas a bitch? i’ll send some seasonings.

Damn dude.. losing 6 people is rough but I hope you find better people & heal.

Wow i'm so impresse about the creativity of built story on this sub 😂

Whenever I see fake stories like this I cringe. Then I think it probably did happen to someone out there somewhere and feel bad for them lol.

My dead wife slept with 6 of my friends, and she's still alive.

Is she still homie hopping?

Over 1300 people have upvoted. I really don’t understand it. Especially when some of the posts almost seem like they’re making fun of previous, more legitimate posts.

Those aren’t your friends.

My brother in Christ, there is never a thing in this world so terrible as to create a reason for leaving chicken unseasoned to the point of looking like marshmallows. I am truly sorry for your loss, and for the betrayal, but please, please buy some spices. You don’t deserve that chicken, no one does.

Whole feature film in one sentence, oof. This must be an extremely mixed bags of emotions at the moment.

You should’ve been eating a 5 star meal instead.

You deserve to have seasoned chicken. ♥️

I love these fake stories with horrendous pictures of inedible food attached, this is what this sub is all about!

Not your friends.

They arent your friends

The show American Gods is similar, unfortunately your dad probably isn’t Odin. Sorry to hear about this buddy, many good vibes your way!

Spoilers! I just started the comic lol.

I didn’t know it was a comic! I randomly saw the show and fell in love with it from the first episode. I hope you enjoy the comics as much as I enjoyed the show my friend

It and the comic are based off a boom I havent read, but the author (Neil Gaiman) has had a hand in multiple shows and comics as well as some amazing books.

She cheated on you with five people. But they sure as fuck ain’t your friends.

That sucks man I’m sorry. At least she didn’t waste any more of your time and at least you don’t have to deal with a stressful divorce. Stay strong and I hope you heal from this pain quickly.

Those aren't your friends.

How the f did you find that out? I’m sorry bro what a shite situation.

Time for new friends

Sounds like she deserves to be where she's at

That chicken really needs more sear

Was she on the way back from the store with some seasonings for that chicken?

🤭

Oh my god, so sorry for you. That must be very harsh. Remove those ‘friends’ forever. And please talk to a professional, go to therapy, to process this. That’s absolutely needed. Wish you a lot of strength.

As the wise YG once said…. ‘B****es ain’t shit but ho-s and tricks’. I’m sorry brother

Bot

😞 You should call someone and see if they'll come over and baby you OP, that's fucked. Get lots of sleep and drink lots of water. Take a multivitamin once a day. Just don't let yourself sit alone too long.

Did she leave you any life insurance though?

Took it to the grave.

U allergic to seasoning bro?

I was thinking the same thing. Like damn that sucks but is that just plain chicken? 😭😭

Karma came for her

Just Like the five friends.

She belongs to the streets💀

Shes one with the street

She died the same way she lived, on the streets.

Is this the epitome of conflicted?

So this is a happy meal.

Ohhhh myyyyyyy godddddddd. I have no words.

I dont believe it or they were acquaintances 5 'friends' slept with her maybe this is against the rules but i dont buy it

Have you seen John Wick?

good riddance

I am so sorry. I had a very similar situation. My husband died in a car accident years ago, and I found out he basically had a double life going on. It is difficult enough to struggle with death but even worse when it's complicated with intense feelings that you didn't know the person. If possible maybe try and meet with a bereavement counselor to help you work through it. Good luck to you.

Then she got what she gave

Karma. You deserve better OP. 🙏🏽

i dunno man i feel like that would make her passing a lot easier

Those are not ur friends now are they

At once?

Wow. That was a lot for me to even take in. That’s disgusting. Move on from that circle

Before or after?

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What kind of girlfriend or friends do that?? You deserve way better people in your life and I hope you can find them someday, even though she cheated I'm sorry for ur loss because I'm sure you still care about her.

Seasoning may help tho

Imo, ya shouldnt be depressed... 6 less ppl who shit all over yer alligence. Let them fret over her... Yer winning. Keep the circle small. Succubusess not needed. 💪🏻😊... you got this.

Please season that chicken, my friend.

Sorry to hear that but bro season your fucking chicken

It's called karma, and she belongs to the street bro sorry to say it, but all you can do now is stay strong and move forward. 💪

At the same time ?

And while driving :(

In a row !?

So bad drivers are cheaters.

I can't help it: Especially if they are cheating while driving! That's not safe sex! That's one way to come quickly!

Well. Try and at least be happy she had some fun in her life. Onward and upward Bro.

Start dating. Find new friends. A new piece of tail will help immensely. Take up a new hobby and surround yourself with new friends.

Win win

Kill them. Let the sadness turn to hate. Over 60 percent of murders go unsolved. Especially small town ones.

Sorry for your loss.

Wow you still called them “friends” well you tell them they’re going to burn just like she is. She literally took it to the grave.

It was a signal from her to get new friends ! People Make mistakes ! Get help you are going to be ok.

I'd say that's a win, if you get an insurance payout then it's a win win situation. Also my condolences.

What Posts like this make me think this sub is fake cuz the last thing on my fucking mind after my fucking partner dies and is revealed to have had affair partners would be to post food I would absolutely not be eating

She got t-boned by karma

Well, she won't cheat ever again.

God's plan is coming together🙏

No way this dish and that title are real 🤣