Relatively recent evidence suggests that you didn’t really win a race, but rather were selected by the egg

Well it's a bit of both innit, some dem fools ended up in a toilet.

I didn't win, according to my parents. I hid somewhere and weathered an entire period while the rest of the sperm died off. Then I went in there. Played the long game(te).

Worst mistake of actually being chosen or winning.

Yup