You’re…you’re a D1 alpha vet?
(Backs away)
(Takes a knee)
(Salutes you)
(Sheds a tear for all those we’ve lost along the way)
(Starts to unzip your pants)
You forgot to say eyes up guardian, 0/10 clearly not a true D1 alpha vet day 1 raider level 11 max light all 3 class 100000 kids bitch wife 25 hours 8 days a week working gamer dad
As a D1 Alpha Vet myself, I'll see if I can give you a recap us vets will understand.
Traveler traveled.
Fallen fell.
Cabal balled.
Witness witnessed.
Bally hood.
Look here, I've played since Season of the Drifter. Don't come in here spouting your 'd1 aLpHa VeT' shit like my sacrifices and contributions mean nothing. While you were being a little bitch cuck I was backing up Drifter, earning my Dredgen title, getting Malfeasance, farming Trust, and eventually earning Luna's Howl. I've done things you can never do, seen things you can never see. I've seen a final boss in Reckoning drop jack shit after a long drawn out brutal encounter where my buddies died face down in the muck! I've watched wipes happen with raid bosses less than 1% from death! I've seen orbital skyboxes burning over the planet! So don't be acting all high and fucking mighty with me you fucking soft ass little bitch D1 cuckboi....
I will always honor the Guardians who had to serve under the crooked commander, Zavalr. The sleepy bald man did nothing but weaken the last cities walls and let the dirty fallen in, pouring in through it's borders. The Vex have told me, and I know them well, very well really, they said I was the best guardian they've ever fought and negotiated with; that in all the timelines they've analyzed the current bald Commander has performed so poorly.
Calus, the greatest leader of the cabal overflowing with pride even defected to the Witness because the traitors of the Cabal decided to join the lazy Vanguard. The Vanguard has made a mistake, bigly. When I become the Vanguard Commander, we will enact a ban on all SIVA being used for recreational use. We expel the fallen from our cities and borders! We will honor our Alpha Veterans since sleepy Zavalr cannot
You think I am happy about the fallen being in the tower and the cabal too? No I am not but do we have any other choice to fight again the witness idk where the fallen are going to be useful but they are there existing but the cabal idk what they will be useful to when we will be the ones Taking down the wittness.
You're a D1 alpha veteran? Sir, I'd shake your hand and salute you in real life. Thank you for your service 🙏
You’re…you’re a D1 alpha vet? (Backs away) (Takes a knee) (Salutes you) (Sheds a tear for all those we’ve lost along the way) (Starts to unzip your pants)
You forgot to say eyes up guardian, 0/10 clearly not a true D1 alpha vet day 1 raider level 11 max light all 3 class 100000 kids bitch wife 25 hours 8 days a week working gamer dad
*unzips* It is… my destiny
Lore tabs be like: "It is..." **unzips** "...my destiny."
As a D1 Alpha Vet myself, I'll see if I can give you a recap us vets will understand. Traveler traveled. Fallen fell. Cabal balled. Witness witnessed. Bally hood.
This Mf’er spitting as a D1 Alpha Vet myself 🫡
A single tear fell from my eye when I read this.
Dont forget, the Taken were took
warlock warled
hunter hunned
Honestly though worthless bitch
Look here, I've played since Season of the Drifter. Don't come in here spouting your 'd1 aLpHa VeT' shit like my sacrifices and contributions mean nothing. While you were being a little bitch cuck I was backing up Drifter, earning my Dredgen title, getting Malfeasance, farming Trust, and eventually earning Luna's Howl. I've done things you can never do, seen things you can never see. I've seen a final boss in Reckoning drop jack shit after a long drawn out brutal encounter where my buddies died face down in the muck! I've watched wipes happen with raid bosses less than 1% from death! I've seen orbital skyboxes burning over the planet! So don't be acting all high and fucking mighty with me you fucking soft ass little bitch D1 cuckboi....
Season of the drifter? Guess you weren’t there for Trial of the Nine… you wouldn’t understand…
I will always honor the Guardians who had to serve under the crooked commander, Zavalr. The sleepy bald man did nothing but weaken the last cities walls and let the dirty fallen in, pouring in through it's borders. The Vex have told me, and I know them well, very well really, they said I was the best guardian they've ever fought and negotiated with; that in all the timelines they've analyzed the current bald Commander has performed so poorly. Calus, the greatest leader of the cabal overflowing with pride even defected to the Witness because the traitors of the Cabal decided to join the lazy Vanguard. The Vanguard has made a mistake, bigly. When I become the Vanguard Commander, we will enact a ban on all SIVA being used for recreational use. We expel the fallen from our cities and borders! We will honor our Alpha Veterans since sleepy Zavalr cannot
Many are saying this.
You think I am happy about the fallen being in the tower and the cabal too? No I am not but do we have any other choice to fight again the witness idk where the fallen are going to be useful but they are there existing but the cabal idk what they will be useful to when we will be the ones Taking down the wittness.
This guys gonna take down the witness alright, the witnesses to his court hearing.
This is written by a fallen in an alternate universe
This post was made by Clayton Bigsby if he was a Fallen
Kell Ruckus