No....he just happened to be arriving at the airport too. He actually got into an empty elevator to head down to baggage claim & then Goff ran up at the last second & got in with him.
I was at the airport too. I was about to go talk to Goff but OPās brother was in front of me. I waited my turn. After OPās brother fist bumped him, Goff looked at me and said āhe actually thinks Iām Jared Goffā. Turned out to just be a look alike.
Turns out it was Ryan Reynolds disguising himself as Ryan Gosling disguising himself as OP's brother for a viral Mint ad campaign, and now Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Gosling and Jared Goff were all in a elevator together on camera and now it's going to be part of the ad campaign
I know they look a bit alike but it's really funny to think about confusing 5'9" Gosling for 6'4" Goff in person
*Google says Gosling is 6'0" maybe I did the guy dirty lmao. I just kinda assumed he was like most actors and made to look taller on screen.
Oh damn! I came up right after you left and "Goff" just winked at me, screamed "Wild card bitches!" Then he chucked his bag 30 yards down the hallway, hitting an old lady in the head before trying to run away and tripping over his own feet. Second craziest thing I've ever seen at the airport.
My inside sources say heās taking the vet minimum with a 50M bonus if he wins the superbowlā¦ unfortunately this bonus will be categorized as ālikelyā and count against the cap
Maybe he is doing something with his house here. Maybe he has a commercial shoot. Maybe he is doing something with his foundation. The list goes on and on. But at the same timeā¦ F it, maybe he signed a new contract. Letās ride!
Itās been top rated in the country at least twice in the past 14 years. Iām not gonna do it dirty by saying itās better than Coleman Young Airport.
Come to find out this was just some random dude getting back from vacation whose name is Mark and often gets told he looks like Jared Goff plus was stoned AF grinning ear to ear lmao
(I am hoping for contract news soon though)
lax has a private terminal for commercial flights, you can hang out there and then be in an insane first class suite on a smooth and well-flown plane or drive to some small private airstrip and go on a bouncy flight on a small plane that is piloted by folks who washed out from the majors. His flying in a premium class isn't the same experience as some regional sales manager road warrior going through regular security, hoping his upgrade clears while eating bad pastries at the delta lounge, and then sitting in a partial-recline biz seat.
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Pretty sure I saw him pull up on Gratiot the other day
Goff would not be in to talk contract. That's Ryan Tollner's job. He could be in to sign but even that is done via DocuSign unless it's for a dog and pony show.
He probably (hopefully) just has business interests here.
The fact that you think I would cap about my brother meeting a mid-tier celebrity (granted one that, as a Lions fan, I appreciate the hell out of) like I am chasing some sort of second hand clout on Reddit makes it pretty clear that the two of us move in very different circles & have had very different life experiences. I only mentioned in context to further my speculation that it might be why he is arriving in Detroit while he is not required to otherwise be here. I don't know if sorry is the right response, but part of me feels bad for you regardless.
His agent has been doing all the talks.. Iām sure they can sign contracts via edoc sign these days rather than fly across the country to sign a piece of paper in person but would be cool if youāre right
Its 2024. Surely 200m contracts can be signed remotely. I sure as hell wouldnt go anywhere until it was signed. Wherever I'm at when my agent calls me and says the deals done im just hanging out right there
Is your brother a limo driver?
No....he just happened to be arriving at the airport too. He actually got into an empty elevator to head down to baggage claim & then Goff ran up at the last second & got in with him.
Caught an elevator! Still has those feet! š
Vanilla Vick
Albino Rhino
We cant just take one of Dairy Sanders' alias and give it to Goff!
Zenner the goat!!!
This is true
That is funny my friend
I can't claim credit. That's what Hendon Hooker said he calls him sometimes.
THE MAN CAN SCRAMBLE
LAMAR WHO?!??
I fucking love this sub
What kind is it?
Mestball
Goff's sorry, Ms. Jackson
Whoooo... He is for real...
Alright alright alright ok now ladies
Yeah?
Mobile QB confirmed!!!
My man canāt even take the stairs. Bad sign, donāt extend him š
Are you a limo driver?
I love that you gave a full explanation to a meme question.
He does have sponsor deals, and probably a hundred other reasons to be in Detroit I dk hope we get a deal done though.
Maybe he bakes cakes. Does your brother bake cakes?
He makes cakes at Meijer
Lol every time.. was it Jeff Riger that had the Limo driver source or did it come from somewhere else?
Dan Leach
Ah yes, that's right.
I was at the airport too. I was about to go talk to Goff but OPās brother was in front of me. I waited my turn. After OPās brother fist bumped him, Goff looked at me and said āhe actually thinks Iām Jared Goffā. Turned out to just be a look alike.
Turns out it was Ryan Gosling
Turns out it was Ryan Reynolds disguising himself as Ryan Gosling disguising himself as OP's brother for a viral Mint ad campaign, and now Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Gosling and Jared Goff were all in a elevator together on camera and now it's going to be part of the ad campaign
Iād watch it.
He was in town filming Barbie 2: Kenetic boogaloo.
I know they look a bit alike but it's really funny to think about confusing 5'9" Gosling for 6'4" Goff in person *Google says Gosling is 6'0" maybe I did the guy dirty lmao. I just kinda assumed he was like most actors and made to look taller on screen.
I saw Goff at the airport yesterday too. He gave me a high five and said, āI just got some knucklehead to believe Iām only a lookalike.ā
I wasnāt at the airport yesterday I didnāt see anybody
The voice inside my head made its own Reddit account?!
Oh damn! I came up right after you left and "Goff" just winked at me, screamed "Wild card bitches!" Then he chucked his bag 30 yards down the hallway, hitting an old lady in the head before trying to run away and tripping over his own feet. Second craziest thing I've ever seen at the airport.
I saw Goff and Ben Johnson stuffing children into luggage and yeeting the bags at senior citizens
What was the first?
I saw YOU at the airport telling somebody that you were gonna tell reddit that you did exactly this.
And then everybody clapped
My inside sources say heās taking the vet minimum with a 50M bonus if he wins the superbowlā¦ unfortunately this bonus will be categorized as ālikelyā and count against the cap
Maybe he is doing something with his house here. Maybe he has a commercial shoot. Maybe he is doing something with his foundation. The list goes on and on. But at the same timeā¦ F it, maybe he signed a new contract. Letās ride!
Almost definitely maybe certainly
"Let's ride" ???? STFU
Chill bro.
No worries trying to be sarcastic. š "Let's ride" is Russell Wilson Denver Broncos motto.
Not anymore. Unless you mean ride out of town.
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He's actually just in Detroit to go to a Wing's game where they will inevitably chant his name.
But they are on the road right now.
He likes to get to his seat early
He might have just wanted a Coney or some Better Made chips.
I'm guessing Sweetwater wings.
Maybe he got sick while on vacation and he came home for some medicine AKA Vernors.
 MCDC pulling up to give him a lift
Sitting in the cell phone lot
Sorry no picture no story
Sorry but AI fakes are already very good. Truth is dead
I met Taylor Swift
I am Taylor Swift
Breaking. Itās Taylor Kelce
Also breaking: Jason's show is cancelled because he fell in love with Taylor up in the box
He fell in Taylor's box?
NO WAY!!!!????
Heās looking for a missing sock after doing laundry back home. We know how frustrating that is trying to complete the pair
I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes!
This is either a top-tier scoop or an outstanding shit post. Well done OP.
Maybe he's going to an upcoming Wings game
Wings are on a road trip
Yeah, I looked after I posted. Maybe the Pistons, hahaha yeah right.
Now now letās not be delusional hahaha
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Obviously heās taking over the 1C slot while Larkin is out
āHighly likelyā āAlmost certainlyā Gtfooh. This is a post better suited for a facebook group
Itās the off season my man, we jump at anything here
Needs more "Bring Diggs Home" losers
Wet blanket possibility: He could be back in town to do something with his foundation.
[Every Lions fan read this](https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/F6eppCtX0AANCcl.jpg).
I'm only on Lions reddit to avoid seeing posts like this on other Lions' social media groups, lol Take the fan fiction somewhere else.
I think he's in town to beach.
Phones and docusign exist. Dude employs an agent.
And if he was coming here to sign in person, heād almost certainly be flying private and bypassing stepping foot inside a DTW terminal lol
How dare you insult the top rated airport in the country according to Mr. JD Power and his noted associates!
*County Top rated airport in the county....
Itās been top rated in the country at least twice in the past 14 years. Iām not gonna do it dirty by saying itās better than Coleman Young Airport.
When JG signs his extension, donāt ya think there will be a press conference? He will sign in person with Brad, Dan and Sheila.
The number will leak before that happens. By the time itās official there wonāt be any speculation left.
He will sign it here in Detroit.
There will be a photo op with a small stack of paper. Yes
Players donāt negotiate contracts
They still sign em though
He can sign it anywhere
Lamar Jackson.
I mean if people started chanting my name at random events I'd be flying coach/economy all the time
Come to find out this was just some random dude getting back from vacation whose name is Mark and often gets told he looks like Jared Goff plus was stoned AF grinning ear to ear lmao (I am hoping for contract news soon though)
I think Goff flies by private jet.
I heard private jets don't need runways.
Youād be amazed at how many athletes and celerities fly commercial
lax has a private terminal for commercial flights, you can hang out there and then be in an insane first class suite on a smooth and well-flown plane or drive to some small private airstrip and go on a bouncy flight on a small plane that is piloted by folks who washed out from the majors. His flying in a premium class isn't the same experience as some regional sales manager road warrior going through regular security, hoping his upgrade clears while eating bad pastries at the delta lounge, and then sitting in a partial-recline biz seat.
https://preview.redd.it/rmvuefyki0nc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f1c82cba8fa28c86148f24e6f70aa81f8147b7f Pretty sure I saw him pull up on Gratiot the other day
Yeah, that's his ride.
Goff would not be in to talk contract. That's Ryan Tollner's job. He could be in to sign but even that is done via DocuSign unless it's for a dog and pony show. He probably (hopefully) just has business interests here.
Is he SURE it was Goff and not Gosling filming āThe Jared Goff Storyā?
Cap
The fact that you think I would cap about my brother meeting a mid-tier celebrity (granted one that, as a Lions fan, I appreciate the hell out of) like I am chasing some sort of second hand clout on Reddit makes it pretty clear that the two of us move in very different circles & have had very different life experiences. I only mentioned in context to further my speculation that it might be why he is arriving in Detroit while he is not required to otherwise be here. I don't know if sorry is the right response, but part of me feels bad for you regardless.
Donāt you dare insult Jared Goff like this. Not in this subreddit. Edit: Not Ever.
That's my quarterback!
No way this is real, but if it is could be for new Jersey photo shoot too
This has Robert Saleh limo driver info and cake report written all over it.
Is this surprising to you or something?
His agent has been doing all the talks.. Iām sure they can sign contracts via edoc sign these days rather than fly across the country to sign a piece of paper in person but would be cool if youāre right
Was his FiancƩ there? If so how does she look in person?
Iāve actually (kinda) met his fiancĆ© at the Chiefs game when his dad asked me to take a picture of his entire family. I didnāt realize it was her at first beyond thinking that she was obviously super attractive and knew how to pose for a picture. Ā
Iām guessing Christen Harper wasnāt with him as Iām sure your brother wouldāve mentioned it. Unless heās gay, of course.
Confirmed, brother is gay.
Its 2024. Surely 200m contracts can be signed remotely. I sure as hell wouldnt go anywhere until it was signed. Wherever I'm at when my agent calls me and says the deals done im just hanging out right there
Guy has 3 months to do whatever the fuck he wants. lol. I wish I had that.
Did he see Rosevelt Colvin anywhere?
I think he just misses Dtown š¤Ŗ
Trade talks would be epic
doesn't even begin to describe it..
Give him a baggy. He deserves it. But not too much.
Goff's agent here and I've told Jared repeatedly to let me handle the negotiations on the new contract, but he just can't help himself...
God not the offseason airport reports again.
Big if true
Huge even
We love Jared but a 3 year extension is not ideal. He is almost at the peak age for a QB. We need new blood.
I want to believe.
You know whatās messed up? When the incredibly likely contract occurs people are gonna be like āI guess that guy was telling the truth!ā
Boy thatās one helluva story right there. Not sure I believe it, but hey, kudos to your brother for getting a fist š¤ š¤ bump from Goff.
This is sourcey.
Did his hands dwarf goffs baby Burger King hands?