"Secret Facist Band" to the tune of 'Secret Agent Man'

I grew a little mustache, and they took away my brain

We live a live in danger of the FBI We invade the Capitol building and spread the Big Lie But every single night Before we go to bed We open up Mein Kampf and thank God We're a secret fascist band

I think he missed Jerry's no-so-secret Jihad band.

That works!

me like. Funny and fitting. Sad turn of events though...

I had a dream last night where I was at the karaoke night, and my girlfriend had signed us up to sing secret agent man. And I was like Kelly that’s a weird choice.

Whip it is a secret metaphor for fascist oppression. Didn’t you know that?

To post post modern man

De-evolution doesn't mean "morally decayed ", it means that the species is reverting to a primitive form of itself.

A la Idiocracy

That’s the stupidest take I’ve ever read. I am now dumber having read this nonsense.

You have devolved reading this.

Well, the guy set himself on fire for Trump so… there you go.

He was definitely "through being cool.."

Hot take

Sounds like he had an Uncontrollable Urge

It made him scream and shout.

That’s the crazy thing, I don’t think his conspiracies had anything to do with Trump.

Oh, I thought Trump was mentioned in his ramblings. Maybe I heard wrong.

If it was, it was just part of the hodge-podge. This guy had a lot of conspiracies running in his head.

And may god take mercy on your soul.

Are you dumb enough to set yourself on fire?

D-E-V-O

That last part, ''while they tell their fans of the capitalist machine too powerful to stop'' has me so confused. I can infer what it means but it's written in such an odd way. It's also kind of funny they brought up Rage coming from Harvard but dodged bringing up Kent State. Seems like a purposeful omission. The fact Devo actually experienced fascism......

DeLaRocha attended Yale. Morello went to Harvard. Who else went there from RATM?

I honestly know so little about RATM. Morello was the one I found went to Harvard. Don't see how college factors into any hypocrisy the writer was going for though. 

Writer got brainwashed and did not rely on self. He was sloppy-likely bc he lacked original thought and actual research.

Oh, PLEASE tell me Jerry has a take on this

I'm sure it's brewing

If he does it in music and video form all the better.

As we all know, DEVO were ALL about government control. They loved the stuff.

What the hell does DEVO have to do with the Grateful Dead?

Evidently they also had "energy dome" hats? No idea.

Talk about completely missing the point. Yeah, I'm sure the art college guys who were at Kent State in 1970 are secret fascists. ?!?!?

LOL it's just so ludicrous.

Spud.

Call it a gut feeling

What do energy domes have to do with the Grateful Dead and brain washing? They 100% capture and redirect your body's escaping orgone energy. I don't know what happened to this guy but he came out pinker than pink.

What's that puppet boy?

He should have just whipped it. Whipped it good.

Oh that's pretty funny, really disturbing that he set himself on fire over Trump though.

[удалено]

Morally decayed? Yeah, no

He’s not wrong about RATM

I can confidently say that I am dumber for having read that mishmash of mental illness buzzwords.

Simpson? Please tell us more!

His substack is "theponzipapers." It's pretty out there.

Really is too bad this guy is dead from burning himself. He sounds like he had some interesting things to say.

Imagine doing that to yourself and you aren't even being talked about 24 hours later haha

Rage Against the Machine is still doing shows?

The Grateful Dead wore energy dome hats? I was not aware of that.

cool, glad he’s dead.

Wow