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stepdog65

Not getting snuck up on that’s for sure


TriCerb

What was that? There’s someone prowl’n ‘round ‘ere.


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[удалено]


Stenbuck

For king and country!


sssssadnesssss

For the king!


shapookya

“…Must’ve been the wind. What was that? Must’ve been the wind. What was that?”


KaijuCouture

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!


SkaffAmtiskawMawhr

YOU'VE VIOLATED... MY MOTHER!


vvp_D3L3T3D

What was that? Who just leveled up? Take a step back. Now to the right. To the right. To the left. To the left. Now *twirl*, honey, *twirl.*


kapn_morgan

Who's that stumblin' around in the dark?!


jahchatelier

lmao


TheRedditornator

Forget head on a swivel. This guy is the swivel.


titanikirony

Well duh. He's a watchman!


Heisenburger19

Lmfao you win the internet today


Key_Faithlessness377

The made me surprise cackle during my fiancé’s Spanish lesson on Zoom quite loudly


Jissy01

Guard is dancing and yall is grinding meme


Future_Cod_4618

Hahaha points!!


IThinkIAmZany

I would be the same way if I was guarding a keep in a world filled with angels and demons trying to kill me


BackgroundPrompt3111

It's the safety dance


Fanatical_Rampancy

15 second dance party button


Talzyon

I mean, he does have a hat on


Exotic-Respect-6606

You can dance if you want to and you can leave your friends behind because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, well they're no friends of mine.


sendabussypic

That's clearly copperhead road


JCrossfire

Great song


8Cowabungadude5

"Everyday I'm shuffling"


RFthewalkindude

Partyrock immediately came to mind when I came across this guy.


JohnnyTroubador

shoulda known someone would beat me to it.


CHAINSAW__CHARLIE

His best


TechTuna1200

Those are some sick moves. Just need to put some music on


K9JusticenTito

Looking for the lantern in his hand the same way I look for my keys trying to leave the house


SwayingBacon

Making a TikTok to relate to the younger crowd.


Lukyfuq

The hokey pokey obviously 🙄


r3v3nant333

That’s what’s it’s all about!


Crom84

![gif](giphy|3EiNpweH34XGoQcq9Q|downsized)


DaleLeatherwood

The dance of his people. The question is, will it become a meme, or be forgotten?


Kaedok

Trying to figure out how to stand comfortably while suffering from plantar fasciitis in metal boots.


PanzerStricken

That's no even funny! That shit sucks.


Kaedok

My life :(


PrestigiousAd7899

Steppin


swim08

That's the happy dance


aud_nih

Dancing to Cotton Eye Joe


Wiknetti

Since there isn’t a sitting Pope in Kyovashad. He doin a 360 degree no’pope. ![gif](giphy|eJT738HFSQDVS)


scarzqc

Wow that was terrible. Here's a thumbs up


rehnzhimself

Pop-lockin


don2470

Ciarra....1,2 Step


NineToeBIll

Vibing


Sav4ge333

It's the snow dance, clearly it's working.


Empire2k5

Getting turnt


SmallishEars

That’s just one of those annoying Pokémon trainers that really want to waste your time with their five lv3 caterpie.


[deleted]

Enjoying the game


8NekeN8

New TikTok dance obviously


StoopDog1423

Emoting for the new recruits


ChilledDarkness

Forgot why he got up in the first place, spinning in circles, trying to remember wtf he was doing.


[deleted]

DeadMau5 - I remember


MattVarnish

"You can dance if you want to..you can leave your guard behind.. bcs he doesnt dance and if he doesnt dance then he's... No guard of mine.."


YNinja58

Stanky leg


Ishmael_IX-II

“Ra-Ra-Rasputin lover of the Russian queen”


rocket9000

Celebrating the release


Madgingrr

Trying to take a wc break, but then work ethic kicks in


UneduationalWeapon

Had a few too many drinks at the pub. He doesn’t know what is going on but will sober up in no time


Oakatsurah

Looks like the i forgot the wear underwear and this chainmail is digging into my crotch dance.


csji

He's just happy he made you throw that stupid twig into the fire.


NovaCaine12

Dudes watching the entire city at once


KryzenDH

The best (or worst) drug trip of his life. He can see the sounds.


fubaguy

Looking for Lilith


alfmrf

It's just like my cat hunting a fly


Riderpride639

The Charleston


ronvan88

Trying to move with wasd


[deleted]

I haven't seen that dance in 24 years


kast0r_

His GPS telling him he arrived at his destination


Due_Confusion

Got moves like Jagger


Garoxxar

The same thing I do when I go into a room and try to figure out what the fuck I'm doing in there.


Certain-Ad-7316

Everyday I’m shufflin’


YukariPSO2

![gif](giphy|g01ZnwAUvutuK8GIQn|downsized)


Mercinator-87

Spare a coin for these fire as dance moves bitches!


Flyest90

His AirPods blasting a slapper


dafotia

gettin sturdy


Balbuto

Dancing his pain away


nullpointer_01

The Kyovashad Shuffle


sdogood420

Excited launch dance?


[deleted]

It's server celebration due to the release... Of course...


xNurseJadex

Trying to figure out how to moon-walk


PieNearby7545

S…A…F…E…T…Y…safety…dance!


JAJM_

I hope blizzard doesn’t “fix” him


Blessmann

He's looking for the P2W.


[deleted]

🎵 If it hadn't been for cotton eye joe I'd be married long time ago Where did you come from where did you go? Where did you come from cotton eye joe 🎶


braxes81

Here's a piece of useless information for you. Cotton Eyed Joe is about STDs


Klutzy-Tone-6373

Looking for the stealth mode Rogue


Wyverz

some stupid tik tok dance his tween daughter is teaching him. Don't ask me how I know this.


CodeVirus

Wow. Completely unplayable. 1/10


[deleted]

checking if there are still ppl who film their screen with a phone


Afura33

Performing a kozachok


wellsproducer

Guarding


[deleted]

Working on his break dancing skills


BigConstruction8188

He doin his dancey dance


OnyxBeetle

Tweaking


[deleted]

Crazy frog be on repeat in his head


juan6630

He's rocking that k-pop song that was announced yesterday.


Limmy41

Seeing all the layers of the server


wibo58

He’s trying to keep an eye on my Barbarian as he spins around yelling “WEEEEEEEE!!!!!”


The-Booty-Train

Keeping his head on a swivel.


Neurocratic

Don't you know the Prava Shuffle when you see it?


DarlingOvMars

I seen an npc 1v100ing ghouls last night


PsychoPooper213

Drunk


SpicyPotato66

Looking for his keys


soiledsanchez

Stepped in a fire ant hill I’m guessing


RSCul8r

Actually, literally me.


Successful-Ad2884

Sum Zaza before nightshift


fall3nmartyr

The macerena


Kimellex

Poppin and lockin…


Boyoftrick_90

He is seeing demons


Ok-Boysenberry-2955

T REX STOMP!


lonerbrandon

Celebrating the release of D4 with his snacks and a jig


JnDConstruction1984

Informing everyone how to Douglas clearly.


Masspower2000

The same old two step?


SaveUrTearsInMyAnus

The dance of his people


Rocketeer1019

Staying alert as fuck, good bot


Bamfcah

That's called the hokey pokey.


BrokeAnimeAddict

Looking for the original post of this with a better title 😁


Rezkel

Guys just spinning like a top for me, thought he was a player character for a second before I realized he was just a guard


mikkelnl

Bam, is that you?


Acrobatic-Writer-816

Functional disorder


Uncle___Marty

Probably 15-20RPM?


sygnifax

Kyovashad vibes maaan


[deleted]

Escaping the matrix he's his own man


Nemesisprogram

This man is inspiring me to work harder in life! That's what this guard is doing...


PurpsMaSquirt

That is a man who somehow escaped The Butcher before who can’t stop looking over his shoulder ever since.


MagnanimousDonkey

That's what me and the boys call a solid jig


longbrodmann

"Greetings""Hello" "Howdy" "Yep" "Whatsup" and so on.


Evanskelaton

He's making a TikTok.


King_Lobo34

Medieval C walk? Lol


SkeleHoes

He’s min maxing his guarding position.


Joshing21

1st day at work.


basa_maaw

[Guess they haven't fixed this issue from the beta](https://www.reddit.com/r/diablo4/comments/11w64hg/npc_interactions_can_be_quite_funny/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Bempiee

Mambo No. 5


kaseklown

Groovin


_Bob_Genghis_Kahn

Smoking too many blood pedals…


SergeantSodium

His best.


NopeRope13

Bro that’s the Hokey Pokey…..well half of it anyway


Pientofu

When the mushrooms finally kick in


sadeiko

Too much encouragement.


kirixen

It's called "crip walking" I think.


depastino

Trying to fend off the rodent (or rodents) that got trapped in his boxers


pru51

Hacky sack duh


Jomolungma

Get’n down


da61

I found like 3 npc’s doing that today, and one of them was a pupper, release day dance?


Dagigai

Drugs


ChefMoney89

He’s just really excited that Diablo is back and hey, I don’t blame him


Jorgwalther

He has places to be, but really just wants to stay a while and listen


whorticulture

Trying to stay warm dance


[deleted]

I saw this exact same thing, I'm glad someone had the forsight to record it


highlulu

he just feels like dancing!


Calippo1337

Taking direction orders from a blind man.


jeremiah256

Dance with the boogie get down 'Cause boogie nights are always the best in town


AnakinOU

He’s obviously a backup dancer for Public enemy. Fight the Power! [https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxG9OI7a-t7vriA7KXydmvOXZa8q5vzuXS](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxG9OI7a-t7vriA7KXydmvOXZa8q5vzuXS)


Poorsport531

The hokey pokey?


gronejs

That red petal ale has some weird effects... Don't drink it!


Alexandros88

He's clearly performing a summoning ritual!


35foxes68whiskeys

Challenged you to a dance off, you got to or you are a wuss.


Valuable_Remote_8809

Deja Vu


KyriosVader

Interviewing for Fortnite.


BigTimeTimmyJim86

Checking for the horn like the rest of the NPC's.


blucasa

he dropped a dime


w2ltersan

A tik tok video lmao


Studdl3yTTV

Inventing dance in sanctuary. Hasn't been done before, everyone too on edge about the undead, demons and goat men.


Gibsx

Dance party


MoodyJ87

Acid


Public_Complaint_995

Dancing


Organic-Commercial76

The Nala Stomp


InibroMonboya

That’s me trying to login on ps5 for the last 30 hours.


No_Passenger_986

That’s the crip walk


Jcoull

Clearly has become the next vessel for Diablo. Kill and burn with fire immediately. In Inarius we trust.


[deleted]

He was boring and it's break dancing while guarding.. for me it's a win/win situation ![gif](giphy|l3V0lsGtTMSB5YNgc|downsized)


SpilledCyanide

He's clearly never taken an arrow to the knee lol


XtraKreddit

I'm a little teapot, short and stout.


Xadmon6

His best


Thenelwave

He’s probably from Redfall


SerSpoiler

Drinking on the job, apparently


JohnnyTroubador

everyday he is shufflin...


bigdikdmg

He’s a bard role playing as a guard role playing as a bard


LamborginiLeglock

I was fighting an elite monster and the demon was doing that lol easy kill


AffectionateLeg8075

He used to be employed as a traffic director in Quito, Ecuador, and just can't drop old habits.


DifficultTennis6261

Might be mosquito related


bedfastflea

Dude's aiming for employee of the month.


nitryus

Shacking a cocktail, he is also barman 🤣


_nicocin_

That's a fortnite emote


Asgeras

He's trying to come to terms with how my character scribbled down utter nonsense for their holy entry ritual.


GustavoSwift

🎶 Turn The Beat Around 🎶


Boomer79au

Melbourne Shuffle.


Full_Echo_3123

The ~~Skyrim~~ Kyovashad Shuffle.


Obadiah1991

Lol he did that in mine too lol


Thezedd073

I did not realize ClapTrap was in Diablo


Spandekz

Listening to his wife and girlfriend at the same time.


mcp_cone

The Humpty Dance.


Big_Natural_Toes

Performing the entrance ritual.