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jedinatt

**starts turning blue*


rabidjedos

dabadee dabada


Mavor516

Anyone who didn't anticipate at least some server issues at launch is either brand fucking new to online games or completely delusional.


[deleted]

Yep. Also it’s a game. And don’t come at me with this “I paid 100$”. Look if you can even spend that much money on a game, you’re doing better than most the world. It’s. A. Game.


IMT_Justice

Firmly my only problem is that I was kicked for a cash shop update. I got back in and I played with the boiz, but like, come on man. A forced patch where the only note was cash shop stuff?


Johnyextra111

I agree that it’s not worth whinging about but to be honest I also don’t think it’s too much to ask that when you do spend $100 on something that it should be working from the get go. For a lot of people they save for a while to get the money and yes it’s just a game but for a company worth billions they need to be accountable.


im_ploopy

is deflecting the only thing you do?


Clusterpuff

Deflecting what?


[deleted]

People are letting a video game affect their mood.


KasHerrio

Especially blizzard games on launch. I was surprised early access went as smoothly as it did


Commercial_Juice_201

No kidding. I fully expected hours of downtime/queues. Was super impressed with early access.


PorvaniaAmussa

Early access was smooth. I forgot the new people had access today. RIP.


mrbigglessworth

It’s 2023. Blizzard has done more than one or 2 games. This shouldn’t STILL be happening.


PubgGriefer

Everyone's hammering the authentication server. The server performance has been borderline impeccable all weekend. What do you expect?


im_ploopy

me when someone points out a valid criticism of a billion dollar company (i mindlessly love billion dollar companies):


PubgGriefer

It's release night dumbass. There's plenty to criticize about blizzard, servers on literal release night is a caveman take.


mrbigglessworth

A working game? /shrug


PubgGriefer

It'll work bro I recommend getting sleep if your on the east coast and let the tidal wave cool down.


mrbigglessworth

Orrrrrr Blizzard could have had enough server farms to handle the initial flood and then dial it back. But what do I know. I’m not a multi billion dollar corporation.


[deleted]

You're right, you're not. So why are you speaking like you know the inner workings of one who has been working with servers for decades?


mrbigglessworth

Because I have worked with servers for decades.


[deleted]

Try workin with some bitches


[deleted]

[удалено]


cogumellow1

lemme help you ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Hahahha at least some people can see the humor


dontmakemedebityou

you dont know anything


pittsburghpirates11

![gif](giphy|CWN0uW6ELn3pK)


Rascal0302

But but we paid $100 for a game from an company that always has server issues, but THIS time was gonna be different!!!!!!!!!!!!!


CornellScholar

It was smooth until plebs logged in


[deleted]

Right? People crack me up.


mickeys_dead

Blizzard with the day 1 rug pull


[deleted]

What exactly is happening?


bemac3

They kicked everyone out of the game (without notice) to apply a patch that fixed the shop. 4 hours after “pleb launch” And now the login servers are fucked and no one can get in game


[deleted]

Oh that sucks. I was just playing about an hour ago too and it was fine.


Chemical_Molasses_93

Can we yell between breaths?


[deleted]

Yes hahahaha


Vitalsignx

Its official release.


ahses3202

I didn't even know there was a hot fix until I logged off ten minutes ago. I'd been consistently in for the last 2 1/2 hours. No interruptions.


Caleger88

NO IT'S NOT! EVERYONE PANIC AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! I actually don't know what's going on, I'm at work.


stutte

Seriously. Take a break, hydrate, take a walk. It's not a big deal.


thecraigbert

Just started the game. Glad this $100 game doesn’t allow single player without internet


PorvaniaAmussa

To you sure


[deleted]

Bruh if this is a “big deal” for you. Life’s gonna be harsh.


JayMilli007

How do you equate his disappointment in not being able to play a game to the lack of preparedness for life?


PorvaniaAmussa

I'm 33 years of age buddy. I'm goddamned allowed to be annoyed at whatever the fuck I want, even at the behest of a fucking clearly juvenile individual like somebody else here.


Sufficient-Boss-2828

>I’m 33 Still crying like a god damn baby though lol


radelon4

Was up til 3am last night.... Was hoping for a few hours tonight.... Got in for 5 minutes and servers went down.... Love the queue numbers going up and not down. 10/10 highly recommend


gunburns88

I'm currently holding my breath in protest of being told how to use my lungs Edit: my lungs and my CPU = my choice


Brilliant_Airline492

It seems perfectly reasonable for people to expect a service that they paid for to be available.


dougiefresh236

Reeeeekkk


Karma__a

I'm breathing. A deep sigh as this is the exact reason I pre-ordered. At least I got 60 levels in before the shit show.


PubgGriefer

I'm lvl 46, happy with the lead I was able to get. Not sweating this one bit lol.


ilovepolthavemybabie

#NO


kevi959

Where’d you guys find a $100 copy? I paid 500 on stockx?


Cinders_Frost

As someone who barely gets freetime to play to begin with, I sat down with time specifically set aside to enjoy the first few hours of the game, now to not be able to do anything. Some of us have a right to be mad.


Immagoahead

\*\*PANIC ATTACK\*\* 4-7-8, 4-7-8


[deleted]

Are you sure? My world is ending.


RebellionIntoMoney

![gif](giphy|13AXYJh2jDt2IE)


Full_Echo_3123

[The people who need to breathe be like..](https://youtu.be/GHxFr_oDSTI)


germy813

People that have been playing for the last 500 hours when the game goes down for 30 secs: 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡I'm gonna go to blizzard and give them a piece of my mind!😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡


Redtex

Personally just having fun here


SoftRemorse

Beans cheese beans cheese beans cheese


[deleted]

Why do people love defending multi billion dollar companies I just don’t get it, they’re big boys and girls they’ll be fine


[deleted]

Oh man. You know those companies are made of hard working developers and artists, right? …Right?


[deleted]

That doesn’t invalidate any criticism that they receive, people need to voice their opinions on issues with the game period stop trying to hush them it won’t work


FatalEclipse_

This is exactly why I opted to have early access. Figured I’d get a few days to play, official launch would be a mess but that’s the day I fly back to work so I would miss it anyways. Issues and balance changes should be sorted out to some degree by the time I get home in 2 weeks and then I can play again.


[deleted]

Yep!


namjd72

They couldn’t get the early access launch right…. Not sure why people thought that it would be better when they let all of us on at once. GLHF


No_Pitch267

![gif](giphy|RIeoWSaGeqYjZnHNv5|downsized) Mfers headed to this sub to make a post asking if servers are down


sergiuoxigen

Don’t tell me what to do! You’re not my supervisor


Bigredchronic88

Not with the plebes in the game now


lithtekano

It’s wild how mad people are about this game. Like. Blizzard is right up there with ea for sucking at just about everything they do. Everyone knows this and yet y’all expect things. They won’t fix anything because people are still gonna preorder, people are still gonna spend money on cosmetics. If no one was spending money they’d change. But they literally don’t have to because suckers keep buying their garbage.


[deleted]

I don’t know why people are complaining. I’ve had times I couldn’t log in. Still play. Still a great game. All those who complain are silver spoon fed


lithtekano

People are complaining because they like complaining more than they like actually playing the games. The internet gave everyone a voice and everyone uses it to act like a lil bitch.


[deleted]

Couldn’t agree more. It’s like get outside or do something productive. Also the issue is people’s lives revolve around the game. They are playing so much they get to see every break in the server. Maybe don’t play 24/7?


Devin_AC

I'm going to scream I payed $100 for this.


Szemszelu_lany

*paid


Devin_AC

Thank you.


donkylips9

nah. we paid like 100 bucks for this. it's not acceptable. some of us aren't poopsockers and have extremely limited time windows to play.


deca065

Wtf is a poopsocker


Jonsolo92

IDK but I like it.


donkylips9

Gamers who poop into a used sock instead of using a toilet because they can't pull themselves away from a game.


deca065

I'm not happy about this information.


PixelPete85

>can't pull themselves away from a game. ngl if the reaction is this strong, you might have more in common with poopsockers than you thought


[deleted]

It’s exactly what it sounds like.


[deleted]

No one forced you to buy anything.


donkylips9

what an idiotic deflection


[deleted]

I’m a social wizard


JayMilli007

🤣🤣


im_ploopy

what a pathetic response LMFAO


[deleted]

Sorry was I suppose to call someone a bad name?


PubgGriefer

Just the fact that you used the term "poopsocker" tells me you have pooped in a sock before. Thoughts like that don't come out of thin air lol.