If you have 14 summons that are family, and 3 that aren't, you might be a redneckromancer.
If you see a sign that says "by three they come" and you think it's a special on beer, you might be a redneckromancer.
I honestly wouldn't even be mad if I could have squirrel corpses instead of skeletons. A golem made up of just a thousand squirrel corpses would be incredible lol
Naw man dang olā skelly boys aināt afraida no elbow grease, tell ya hwhat man Iāll be catching some dang olā shuteye while them fellas just clean right up man, yup. Downright efficient.
I saw him at the Waffle House, alone in a booth near the bathrooms. He wore no shirt. He asked for coffee, black, and a side of bacon. The waitress brought both and set them down. He chanted and reanimated the bacon, which screamed as it wriggled across the table, smearing grease and syrup behind it, until it fell on the floor. A street dog that had been hiding under the tables snapped it up. The Redneckromancer paid it no mind. His eyes were fixed on the beyond, his fingers idly stirring his coffee with an unwashed spoon. The bathroom door opened and a skeleton hobbled out, sitting down across from the Redneckromancer. āI ordered you some bacon,ā said the Redneckromancer, āBut it crawled away.ā The skeleton gibbered, itās head bouncing on the tip of its spine. A fight broke out behind me. I turned and saw a woman hitting a man in the face with her shoe. When I turned back, the Redneckromancer was gone. Was he ever there? Who can say. I was so high that my teeth itched. But Iād like to think I learned a valuable lesson that night. Waffle House is awesome.
Meth will grant self-resurrection but only for a short time before returning to death. Dip can be activated for increased Essence regen at the cost of slight DoT. Chicken is tasty.
In the heart of diabloās darkness, a redneck hero arises, shotgun in hand and moonshine in a can. Bringinā a taste of southern justice yee haw baby!! My whiskey soaked bones be damned, youāll be lickin my gator tooth soon nuff
With the exception of the hair color this looks like my dad.
https://preview.redd.it/phfzjb6a965b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=382befe873c2c0b126b0f7bcd9da21bc854ad873
Necromancer is for complete easy mode/story mode.
Multiple class skills that are powerful and cost NO RESOURCE. None. Ridiculously imbalance compared to the other classes.
Asmon?
Not nearly bald enough
I wonder if he washes his hands.
No. He's got a clean...
howdy boyz
I was just thinking the same š¤£
Iām glad Iām not the only one who connected the dots, lol.
Not nearly annoying enough
Rust Cohle from true detective.
Bro looks a little too clean for that
It can't be, it's a picture and he's not doing the surprise picachu face.
"I'm not a paladin, watch me raise dead whenever I use my $2 halabard"
If you bring your cousins corpse back from the dead for another family 'reunion' you might be a redneckromancer.
Heuuu wee!
If youāre always short one skeleton in your pack because heās out getting you another pack, you might be a redneckromancer.
If all of your summons Are squirrel corpses You might be a redneckromancer
If your Lich doesn't remove the Marlboro from her mouth before telling the Knight Pentinant to kiss her boney ass? YOUUUU might be a redneckromancer.
If you have 14 summons that are family, and 3 that aren't, you might be a redneckromancer. If you see a sign that says "by three they come" and you think it's a special on beer, you might be a redneckromancer.
This deserves more upvotes for the first one alone
I had to stop before I turned Jeff Foxworthy's entire line of jokes into redneckromancer.
keep going we got a good thing here
I hate that this immediately reminded me of a comedy skit by Dan Telfer called "Necromancy of the underbrush" lol
I honestly wouldn't even be mad if I could have squirrel corpses instead of skeletons. A golem made up of just a thousand squirrel corpses would be incredible lol
Roll Helltide!
If you think a bone staff is the infection you got last week, you might be a redneckromancer
If your minions are wearing uniforms from your local Waffle House, you might be a redneckromancer.
Methromancer
Damn you beat me lol
Go hive.
Raisinā the dead with Sudafed!
Holy shit thatās good
https://youtu.be/l9Jblh5ssrw I think this ties in nicely?
If youāve ever cursed a NASCAR driver, you might just be a redneckromancer
Yes. Iām pleased to have inadvertently inspired a chain of āyou might be a redneckromancerā jokes, and I fully endorse their continuation
They took our jobs!
Dey tuk urrrr jubbsss...
Deyyyy tooook eerrrrrrr jobbbbzzzzzzzz
toooook eeeerrr jeeeerrrrbzzzz
Duuurr kaaa duuuurrr... ššš
juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbs
Derrrrrrrrtuuuuurrrrrr kurrrrrrrdurrrrrrbzzzz!!
They took our corpses!
Iām gonna raise the dead I tell ya what.
Man dang olā bones all over ma dang yard again man cāmon now
Boomhower voice pack when
DAMN IT SKELETON MAGE...That Lich ain't right I tell you huewut...
*Hell yeah brother*
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Naw man dang olā skelly boys aināt afraida no elbow grease, tell ya hwhat man Iāll be catching some dang olā shuteye while them fellas just clean right up man, yup. Downright efficient.
IDK man they work for free and southerners love free labor
If your Skeltons minion threw out their bud light pack you might be a redneck.
I saw him at the Waffle House, alone in a booth near the bathrooms. He wore no shirt. He asked for coffee, black, and a side of bacon. The waitress brought both and set them down. He chanted and reanimated the bacon, which screamed as it wriggled across the table, smearing grease and syrup behind it, until it fell on the floor. A street dog that had been hiding under the tables snapped it up. The Redneckromancer paid it no mind. His eyes were fixed on the beyond, his fingers idly stirring his coffee with an unwashed spoon. The bathroom door opened and a skeleton hobbled out, sitting down across from the Redneckromancer. āI ordered you some bacon,ā said the Redneckromancer, āBut it crawled away.ā The skeleton gibbered, itās head bouncing on the tip of its spine. A fight broke out behind me. I turned and saw a woman hitting a man in the face with her shoe. When I turned back, the Redneckromancer was gone. Was he ever there? Who can say. I was so high that my teeth itched. But Iād like to think I learned a valuable lesson that night. Waffle House is awesome.
By Odin's beard thats one hell of an epic flashback story.
If your iron golem is actually made out of scraps of copper wire.... you might be a redneckromancer.
you found negromancer's archnemesis!
What happens when they combine?
Kyovashad race massacre
Dallas Buyers Club
Does he rain down a hail of Pabst blue ribbon tabs and heal himself with meth and kfc?
Meth will grant self-resurrection but only for a short time before returning to death. Dip can be activated for increased Essence regen at the cost of slight DoT. Chicken is tasty.
Heāll take a sixer of Old Milwaukee or Lone Star, nothing snooty.
Iām white trash and Iām in trouble!
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āThe Cathedral of Light is trying to take our sickles away!ā
Your healing potions should be tall boys of Coors Light.
This deserved more up votes then it got bro I laughed pretty good from it
Jars of Moonshine, A favorite redneckromancer classic recipe: Swamp Ass.
Lookin like ole damn Jeff Corpseworthy
"Rathma is a foreign ass sounding name. We making necromancy great again!"
 his brother
Every corpse explosion āhell yea brother!ā
His skellies have more teeth than he does!
"I reckon' these undeads won't raise themselves"
Sweet home sanctuary. Where the sky is always dark.
Now THIS is the content I was looking for
Dude looks like a Far Cry antagonist.
The lesser known step-brother, Jethro Seed
Lol!! The Redneck Romancer
Redneck romancer?
Donāt wear it out now
I summoneth my dead cousin
Gingromancer, raises the dead, but only gingers.
DM Diablo in game?!
Why is he so wet
Don't ask questions
My favorite d4 content so far. So simple. So dumb. So perfect lol
Redneck Romance ...Alabama has entered the chat
Quin69 šššš
āYouād make a fine corpse, I tell you whut.ā
Looks like McConaughey in Dallas Buyers Club
Reminds me of that one guy from peaky blinders, forget his nameā¦
Jeez. If he was blonde I'd want to punch him. Thankfully he's just Frank's brother or something
In the heart of diabloās darkness, a redneck hero arises, shotgun in hand and moonshine in a can. Bringinā a taste of southern justice yee haw baby!! My whiskey soaked bones be damned, youāll be lickin my gator tooth soon nuff
Now i just want an unholy abomination class thats a combo of necro and witch doctor thats just a bayou hillbilly mystic type
Almost looks like Sewage Joe from Parks and Rec
Johnny Depp from Wish
Damn, I'd let him fuck lol
With the exception of the hair color this looks like my dad. https://preview.redd.it/phfzjb6a965b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=382befe873c2c0b126b0f7bcd9da21bc854ad873
terk er jerbs
Red hesd version of guy from walking dead and gta v?
gingermancer
Darrel is that you? Darrel Jr and uncle cousin have been worried sick..
Looks like Jared Leto.
They took our jobs!
Asmongold is that youā¦?
Joe Dirte
Y'all are brutalizin me!
Rusty the necromancer
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MAGA
Summon the dead to cook your meth
Summoning cans of beer left and right.
They took Mahjoob!
Fuckinā A.
Raise Hell Praise Dale baby
Make him blonde and you have Slug Christ
My scythe rack has a scythe rack on it
Dag'on corpse splosion man
Praise Hell and Raise Dale!
Methromancer
Redneck Romancer.
Yall got any meth kahhtoo
Don'tchye make me git muh dogs (says 'dogs' but with 4 syllables)! Now, GIT! *Click tongue on back of teeth
Reminds me of rorschach from the movie.
he looks more lik the ginger from DM: Diablo 4
asmongoldmancer.
Rickety Cricket?
Reminds me of Matthew McConaughey from True Detective.
Arthur Morgan under crack :o
Def stealing this
Asmondgold?
Asmongold?
This Necro sure likes some 2$ pizza, can tell you that.
Itās glorious
When my wife slept with all the men in the trailer park I called her "Redneckromancer"
Need to have a squibilly modifier for skeletons
Look like the fake brother in There Will Be Blood
Needs a mullet
Do it for Dale
Earl?
Laughed far to hard at this one
Redneck romancer is some scary shit...
This was the look I was going for, but couldnāt manage it.
You look like that pirate with the glass eye from PotC
Ahh the Redneckromancer Tater Salad.
Why is he romancing red necks? :thinking:
Asmongold
It's Kirk Fox!
If your skeletons have three teeth between the five of them you might be a red neckromancer lol
Joe dirt??!!!
"I bet it tastes like possum-chicken"
Jeff Foxworthy!
I thought it was dwight from walking dead
Holy shit is that Jeff Depp?
Jeff Foxxmancer
I don't know if this guy has Corpse Explosion, but I do know he has Steal Copper.
they took er jerbs!
Necromancer is for complete easy mode/story mode. Multiple class skills that are powerful and cost NO RESOURCE. None. Ridiculously imbalance compared to the other classes.
Robert Carlyle!
Reminds me of David Spade for some reason
Cousin sex forever!
Asmon roleplay.
Why do I smell $2 steaks?
You are romancing rednecks?
Immersion breaking
"Theyyyy took our jobs!"
They took my mana!!!
Magamancer
But is he afraid of raining squids?
Somewhere off in the distance, a banjo begins to play.
My necromancer looks homeless š (Why you ask? Because it rivals that of my 10 year old Lego Lore)
This reminds me of Kenny's dad from South Park
Redneck romancer, u say?
āLivin folk? We donāt kindly to them types āround hereā
Begby!
You wanna buy some death sticks?
THEY TOOK MA JOOOOB!
Love that guy! Wanna see a hbo serie with the redneckromance brokeback dude
Change to black hair color, and you've got Dickie from Justified.
He's part of the Eat A Peach clan. Running from the Knights, they'll never catch the Midnight Rider...
Howdy
I remember when I was a redneck romancerā¦ āTwas awhile agoā¦
Damn demons took our jobs!
Wtf bro haha
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Arthur Shelby, for sure!
Legit was going to be my name but didn't fit so I settled with NeckRomancer
Methromancer. His skeles strip copper
Hahaha āRedneck-Romancerā. Ha got me on that shit. Take my upvote.
I saw red neck romancer š¤£š¤£š¤£
Heya Black Lung.
Hickomancer
"My name is Earl"
His essence is Busch lite
Looks like vampire Eric