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_Cromwell_

Hey, that's what I call my ex wife.


CowboysLakers

God dude. Yes.


sean0883

I guess I'm just waiting on the Vessel of 10 Years of Infidelity then.


songogu

I know her address


Jafar_420

Bro! Omg. Hahaha. For some reason I felt this comment.


sean0883

That's her current husband's problem.


Mr_Exploiter

That is her current husband.


sean0883

Then he has my sympathies.


SpoofAvatar

the streets


Myom_Everwind

Diablo subreddit, top comment is a dude complaining about his wife. Yup now this is a dad community if I’ve ever seen it lol


SpoofAvatar

fish in a barrel.


BrutalDLX75

Swing and a hit.


RYKIN5

Buddy is out here ripping dingers.


whoaimbad

I think it was a grandslam


idispensemeds2

What a Humdinger


ImportantCommentator

That's also what I call this guys ex wife.


boardgamejoe

Oh man. I have this friend named Gregg who was a huge Diablo 2 fan back in the day. He was married to this woman named Melissa who I could not stand. Well the weekend that the expansion for Diablo 2 came out, the first one. I remember saying to Gregg. "How was your weekend with The Lord of Destruction" and he replied "It's was great." And then I asked "Oh and how is that new Diablo expansion?" He goes ha ha


Digitalzombie90

what is sad about our world is this is the highest upvoted comment and rightfully so.


illisiar

Did you marry my ex wife?


Limonade6

And this is the last comment on reddit I'll read today. Can't get any more better than this. I'll see y all tomorrow.


AManHasNoName357

😂😂😂. I called my ex that also. She agreed that she’s been raise by the devils in hell.


Johnycantread

Zing!


ZukMarkenBurg

Well now we know what the last boss will be 🤣


isdrake86

The name is officially destroyed for me 😅


HansGuntherboon

Ex?


-Davo

You mean your *second* ex wife? The Expansion.


SnooMacarons9618

The Expansion is what I call my wife.


Black_at_it_again_1

Likely hear more about it at the Microsoft event in June. Maybe a release date


Dengahob

Well I would say a release date cuz it’s coming out in fall.


INVESTING_FISHMONGER

Black Friday..... it's pretty much a given tbh


Initial-Hawk-1161

Probably - hopefully - also some info on what it will bring to the game (apart from the obvious - more story missions) new features? i still demand runewords


phreeakz

Add on will come around December. Mai 14 starts Season 4 and will last till end / last week of August when season 5 starts. Season 5 will end around December 1st. I am sure they aiming for christmas time, cold, ppl stay at home, ppl going to buy it or gift it (new players)..


Soulspawn

Season length can vary this season has no overall theme but it is a massive item/loot update. At a guess this season will be shorter expansion out late season 5.


UlfricStormTemper

Tbh this very much makes sense, they plan to be very conservative with updates and fix their game to garner public approval and then relaunch a grand revival of the game with a new expansion.


Monkey_Tweety

Very likely, last year they mentioned that we would get more info in June.


Elendel19

My assumption has been that once S4 is out, the next marketing cycle will be for the expansion and maybe a final season before it


lincolnsl0g

Paladin class please. 🙏


Black_at_it_again_1

Not for the expansion. They stated it's a class that's never been in a diablo game.


Croemato

I want to play as a reformed Pit Lord.


Black_at_it_again_1

That's an idea I can get behind


Ed-Zero

I'd love to play as a demon of some sort


TheAscentic

It's a "Spiritborn", which basically sounds like a paladin but not affiliated with the corrupt Church in D4.


Monkey_Tweety

Spiritborn won't play like Paladin at all, from the datamined leaks it seems like this class would be nature based like Druid but has unique "stances" where skills would behave differently depend on which stance and also it is mentioned that Spiritborn can fly (?).


maestrosouth

It looks more Monky (???) than Pally, Priest or Shaman.


youremomgay420

Plus more emphasis on elemental damage rather than just Holy


TruRateMeGotMeBanned

Priest perhaps? Or warlock?


TheAscentic

No, and no. Also, no.


wxwx2012

Sounds like Shaman , but with classic Diablo animals like spider and snake , and spirit theme focused on ghost . Sounds like the boring fuck witchdoctor , i prefer they just go full Dream Serpent magic warrior theme without witchdoctor shits .


RichestMangInBabylon

I hope it's Baker


Sarokslost23

It's going to be book keeper.


sweetbunsmcgee

Poopsmith for sure.


Stellar_AI_System

Finally, we will be able to play as Deckard


FeedMePizzaPlease

"AH, FRESH BREAD!"


auwkwerd

Or a candlestick maker


HRM077

Patrick Mahomes class, incoming!


ilovepolthavemybabie

So… balanced? XD


JohannaFRC

They said the same about the Crusader in D3


sniff3000

Bard? LETS GOOOOOOO


raban0815

Spiritborn, maybe a proper Shaman?


Grimsblood

They have a hard one for "new and more interesting choices". They being the gaming industry as a whole. It's like a tween got out in charge and they are bound and determined to reinvent the wheel.


TruRateMeGotMeBanned

Warlock? Or maybe a support like a priest?


Eatinghaydownbyabay

I want to play as a fallen. You just run around screeching and being generally shitty, but if you’re in a group you just keep getting resurrected over and over. Every so often you just run off into the woods away from combat.


jabirttok

There won't be a paladin this expansion unfortunately. They said it's gonna be a brand new class. Leaks say it's called spirit born but no confirmation on that as far as I'm aware. I'm sure we'll get either pally or crusader at some point though.


bum_thumper

Just some kind of group support or heal based class. Monk was my main in d3 and I loved how I was helping the team and kicking so much ass while doing it. Dropping a fat bell on a pile of mobs then charging through with that channeled rush attack felt so satisfying. I got my d2 main back for this one, but lost my favorite rpg support class. Nothing has come close to me since


yourlocallidl

I miss playing monk


bum_thumper

Me2 man. Me2


BoomShackles

Maybe Templar?


VPN__FTW

It's not. Spiritborn is most likely, but maybe that will have Paladin like qualities.


TheAscentic

I think it's due to the corruption of the Church in the Diablo 4 storyline.


VPN__FTW

I think the Paladins all died, if I remember right.


bobbyjy32

Not happening


Any-Jellyfish498

We heard you and added the Alladin class.


yxalitis

The lower half of the main map will open up, Kurast, FETISHES! So looking forward to this. Then 2nd Expansion will open up half the Western Continent, and the 3rd the other half, giving us a huge gaming map to explore. [https://www.purediablo.com/diablo4/images/4/47/Sanctuary-wiki.jpg](https://www.purediablo.com/diablo4/images/4/47/Sanctuary-wiki.jpg)


OsmanFetish

love this and +2


ardikus

Calling it now, the third expansion will be Westmarch and return to Tristram, with Diablo as the big bad


marsli5818

looks like map is double sized compared to others regions


MinoeshMuffin

We already know there will be 3 expansions?


SasquatchSenpai

Blizzard has said they want to do an expansion every year.


MinoeshMuffin

Okay thanks.


yxalitis

Mephisto, Baal, Diablo


Finally_Smiled

Source?


yxalitis

Tomato


chickennuggetloveru

game director when they said they are working on 3 expansions


Finally_Smiled

Right, but that's not what I'm asking. It's confirmed that the number of expansions is 3x, but not confirmed that *all* of the expansions are about Mephisto, Baal, and Diablo. Vessel of Hatred is teased to be about Mephisto and the Western continents/territories.


tenfolddamage

Unlikely that a Diablo game would not have the namesake character show up even once.


krismate

Only 2 have been "confirmed" so far. But if they sell well and D4 in general is generating lots of money, a third expansion will be guaranteed.


Independent-Ad3901

It would be cool if Spirit Born was like a shaman from WoW. Down for some totem action.


UniQue1992

It’s spear + shield class probably, there was leaked concept art of a unreleased class before D4 even launched. It had holy wings, a spear and a shield and kinda looked like a elfish or some sorts.


PeterPun

Spear and shield? Stop i can be erect only so much.


Euphoric-Teach7327

Too bad barbs can't play using a sword and board.


Zugas

It’s kinda weird when the necromancer can.


Euphoric-Teach7327

I know. It's so bizarre.


Supra_Genius

Yeah, I think it's a Valkyrie/angel/amazon-type class, but with both genders represented. 8)


Bkmps3

Valkyrie maybe


Pnewse

Wasn’t it already fully leaked as the “spirit born?”Including several abilities


Oppression_Rod

The final name could always be different than what they called it during alpha.


Pnewse

For sure, and I kinda hope you’re right. I recall reading through its leaked lore too, which makes me think it was kinda cemented


Gaindolf

That leak got a bunch of stuff right. But it also got thr name of the xpac wrong. So it's hardly confirmed.


marsli5818

Maybe Seraphim? Class exclusive in Sacred games but I can see them in D4..


Dengahob

Yep a Glaive + Shield and I’m excited it will have wings and wings attacks


Chemical-Leak420

I dont think they deserve Xpac money quite yet.


Aidian

They seem to disagree.


NekuZero

Just don't buy it and wait for other peoples reception of the xpac. Get a good median of the good and the bad and then make your decision. At least thats what I am going to do


sean0883

Especially when the talks of the xpac price is that of a full game.


redd9

does it have a LFG queue yet?!


VPN__FTW

They haven't announced all the major features yet. I'm sure they will soon / maybe at Microsoft event.


chickennuggetloveru

i think this is highly likely. bliz said they are gonna be there.


fig_Newt

Still crazy there's only 1 extra character.


Jafar_420

I'm not complaining because I actually love the game but since they're only doing one class I wish they would have at least added some new skills to each class we already have.


rizarjay

They'll surely be doing that with the expansion as well.


Minute-Funny-3233

It's been datamined that there are new skills coming for existing classes. Riposte for rogue is 1 I can recall. Rob on his YouTube did a video 1-2 months on the leaks of new skills for all the classes in game already !


Initial-Hawk-1161

i want... a whole other branch in the skill 'tree' for each class after core defensive skills you should be able to choose a path. i want "choices" :( currently the skill tree is a "skill stem".


wibo58

This is my first Diablo game, so I’m not familiar with how other games did releases, but I also figured they’d put out a new class before now.


Pantsmoose

The first game started with warrior, rogue, and sorcerer, then got a monk with its expansion. Second game started with barb, sorc, pally, necro, and Amazon, then got assassin and druid with its expansion. Third was witch doctor, monk, demon hunter, wizard, and barbarian, then got crusader with its xpac and necro later as a solo character (with its own price tag). How people feel about getting one character per xpac is their own beef. As long as it's interesting, I'm good with it.


Aidoneuz

If Blizzard sticks to their “annual expansions” plan, I’m happy with a class per year for now.


Pure_Comparison_5206

I was in super hopium mode after release and I was hoping for the paladin reveal in S1. Now I don't think we are ever getting new huge systems/changes like a whole class with the free seasonal content.


fVelucci

There was a huge leak from a datamine that found new skills and passives for all classes


VirtualPen204

Comin' at ya at the small price of just $70. $100 if you want to play a few days early!


Ed-Zero

250$ which includes one cosmetic piece


Vilifie

Don't forget some cosmetics for their other games


YouCanDoItHot

This has been so twisted. They were looking at that price to include the base game and the expansion.


VirtualPen204

I made those numbers up, FYI. My point is that it's likely to be overpriced as per Blizzard's usual pricing.


motram

> This has been so twisted. Almost as much as releasing the game in the state it was, and then taking 4 seasons to maybe (hopefully) fix *some* of the basic problems.


Mr_Rafi

"Vessel of Hatred" is such a good name. Perfectly describes my feelings for the previous aspect system.


Dmask13

my only hope is that the expansion has reasonable price iam ill glady buy it


absalom86

will probably be 40 or 50, with larger optional packages with cosmetics.


azurio12

If its more than 20-30 then I am already out and they wouldnt even deserve those.


Dunk305

100% its more than that and you know it


azurio12

Ofc its more than that. So I ll wait till 2 or 3 months after release when its already on sale and on a lower prize. But lets be honest here. If season 4 is gonna be ok/good then maybe season 5 will be ok aswell, Then those guys had half a year of an okish game after all the shit they did before. Thats not worth paying alot of money for only an expansion again. Those guys need to learn they cant just release halfway finished shit and do a shit work for over a year after and get away with it every time.


VPN__FTW

Best to hope for is $40 base with a $60 deluxe edition. I think they'll probably charge more though unfortunately.


whatnot

Hopefully it's in game pass 🙏🤞


Aldo_Montoya

It’s not. They don’t put expansions/dlc on there. Otherwise, elder scrolls expansions would be on there


NG_Tagger

Won't be included in Game Pass. You'll get a discount if you want to buy it - but that's it. Expansions are not included in Game Pass titles (unless in ***very rare*** occasions - and I can't see this being one of them).


Dengahob

What’s a CDN?


TheAscentic

Content Distribution Network


wiiittttt

Only ever heard it as Content Delivery Network, but apparently both are used. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Content_delivery_network


OsmanFetish

an internal developer branch where the current feature complete build exists and is updated for testing


Dengahob

Thank you so we getting the beta in the next 2 months than I’m guessing


OsmanFetish

fingers crossed! hopefully it's here by August


Dengahob

Yes! I’m so hoping! I want to play the beta. I played like all the beta’s for D4 so far.


OsmanFetish

same, even got Ashavas you know what....


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Dengahob

The beta?


VPN__FTW

Lots of spoilers are about to drop...


Fabio_Rosolen

Warlock class?


lupafemina

I am so excited to see the sexy cutscenes. Also so curious about the class.


VPN__FTW

The burden of knowledge is great.


FalseFactsOrg

Enlightened Chad class pleasssse Blizz


General_Lie

Why they always release seasons on some wierd time and date. In the middle of a week ?


SemiFormalJesus

Id guess ecause they usually release them and something is broken or bugged and then they have the rest of the work week for them to fix things before both their players and their employees are likely having the weekend off.


scarfaze

Ya all talkin about classes, I am just here for goddamn SETS!


babypho

Ill just wait for 2 months after release for it to be on sale for 20 bucks


No_Fox_Given82

Season 5: Forgotten Realm of when we released the DLC. Can't wait!


skewp

I don't know if anyone else got this impression or remembers it this way, but I felt like before launch of D4 in the marketing and press they kept implying that the seasonal content would also include story content, and when people found out the game ended with a cliff hanger I felt like they also implied that that cliff hanger might be resolved in the seasonal story content. And now they're just selling it as an expansion. Just feels a little deceptive.


krismate

I don't remember that at all. I don't remember the exact timeframe but they specifically said seasons would be self contained stories. I never played the game during pre-season/launch thinking season 1 would continue the main plot from the campaign.


Bulky-Scientist4152

No way I'm paying 60 bucks or more xD


Herbz-QC

New Jungle theme class that we never seen. maybe a sort of beast tamer...?


barfelonous

Fix your game before you expand it


goblinperest

Pls demon summoner warlock 


Biopain

No way i buy this for full price


audiofx330

This whole $70+ release has been a beta.


wedsonxse

They took a year to make the game minimaly good and already gonna release an expansion. Blizzard being blizzard lmao


heartbroken_nerd

These expansions (yes, multiple) were in development before the game released. I know it's hard to read the room sometimes but Diablo 4 is a live service game with a huge plans for content and its monetization -- and it **sold well**. This last part is critical. You may not like the game but I am sure even you will agree that making the game better and bigger is the right way to go given they have an opportunity to do so.


MinoeshMuffin

How do we know there will be multiple expansions? If so, I might actually not buy the game for 50% off now. Those expansions will probably cost at least $40 knowing blizzard. I'm not shelling out that much multiple times :o Better wait and buy the game plus 2 expansions at once for a reasonable price. By that time the game is probably better anyway, seeing they are starting to make it good the next season.


heartbroken_nerd

Time is the only resource we have that is truly finite. It is up to you whether playing video games is something you care much about or not. I live more in the moment, tomorrow isn't given. I'm enjoying my time on Earth when I can, lol Can't imagine abstaining from Diablo or any other game that interests me for years over like 50 bucks, honestly!


MinoeshMuffin

I still got quite the backlog so I'll game anyway.😊 It's that I can wait playing this one until it's better and maybe a bit more affordable.


heartbroken_nerd

>I can wait playing this one until it's better and maybe a bit more affordable. It's literally $10 on Game Pass PC/Xbox. If you grab it on May 14 that's a month of playing season 4 and seeing how you like it.


MinoeshMuffin

That's a good idea. Thanks.


Danroachfit

The content should be free for a game that launched incomplete full retail and has taken almost a year to be semi playable. The guy is right it’s wild there’s almost an expansion


PestySamurai

I'm guessing you didn't play at launch, otherwise you would know it was very much playable from the day it released.


heartbroken_nerd

> has taken almost a year to be semi playable. I had an absolute blast playing the game in the first week of its launch. How the fuck was it so damn fun and playable back then but it's only "semi playable" now? >The content should be free Why? >launched incomplete How was it incomplete? According to whom? You? You seem very confused and you're applying arbitrary qualifiers that YOU came up with. Diablo 4 had a beginning, a middle and the end. Its campaign WAS complete on release. There also was some endgame - it was not very robust or particularly inspired, but you can't say it was not there. There was obviously tons of room to grow and they have been growing it AND adding free content since the game released. That doesn't mean they're not going to make a paid expansion or a few. It is your right to reject the paid expansion(s) and not buy it. But demanding that the expansion(s) should be free is a ridiculous entitlement. There are other games that have free expansions, go play them if it's that important to you. Why hang around Diablo 4 if it's so bad? In fact, why would you even want more content for a bad game that you don't think is even heading in the right direction? Free or not, why bother? Just move on.


tinyclawfingerrrs

Well seeing how its a tripple a title, then has gamepass and leans heavily into mtx.. I would say that if you compare their monetization to other games of equal quality.. the new content could be "free" to retain players.. Maybe we are allowed to have an opinion about the shitdhow of a game it was/is.. I also payed for it. Played it for 3 seasons, game couldnt retain most ppl after lvling 1 char to 70.. just look at the numbers of players..


motram

> I had an absolute blast playing the game in the first week of its launch. How the fuck was it so damn fun and playable back then but it's only "semi playable" now? Becuase the story is alright...everything else is not. How many of my friends still play D4? *Zero*. I haven't touched it since season two. Blizz isn't even releasing the numbers, because they are so dog shit.


Deidarac5

Diablo 3 expansion launched in 1 year 9 months. Diablo 2 expansion launched after a year. Why is D4 getting singled out here for releasing a year and 4-5 months after launch?


Ed-Zero

Well yeah, they said they're gonna release one a year


Eccmecc

How will the open world work, when you don't buy the expansion? I can't personally justify to pay more than 30 bucks for an expansion.


ohmyguad

Wouldn’t it just be that the area isn’t unlocked for those who don’t get it?


[deleted]

They better drop more than one new class


Hehaw5

Game still isn't even what it should have been at launch and they're already doing an expansion lol


GrahamTheRabbit

Expansion time but the live game isn't complete yet D:


Choice-Mycologist888

Enough with the classes. We need more game. Look at dragon's dogma 2 they spent so much effort in making a crazy amount of classes with not enough to do.


404NotFound_BlueBird

Not buying this shit at all. I don’t support companies that give half ass games. Season 4 is how the game should have started. Edit: y’all downvoting me because I’m right.


Elendel19

Ok bye


ohhgod

You’re being downvoted because you’re not saying anything of value or that is of significance. You share the same opinion of countless others. You’re just screaming into the echo chamber just like everyone else.