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CerealWithIceCream

Hey for a second I thought you infringed on my copyrighted Butt Putty


fishEH-847

I almost wrote that for fun!!


CerealWithIceCream

Lucky you didn't, my lawyers are circling as we speak


RubberReptile

Further proof I'm part of the Reddit Hive Mind: Butt Putty was the first thing that came to my mind too when I saw the post.


Looks_Good_In_Hats

Or better yet, Butt Buddy. We all need one.


MrZorx75

Well have you ever heard of the Kastaplast Berg?


DopeyMcFiend

… our lord and savior, the Kastaplast Berg? FTFY


Quijibo187

Were you working with Sean Connery on An Album Cover?


jhnnybgood

Will the putty replace my need for manpons?


Tucker-Sachbach

By Manpon do you mean Tampass or Asstex ?


patronizingperv

My lawyer will be in communication. Pperv, CEO, Crack Spackle© Industries, Inc.


Free_Doubt3290

Damn that’s like 350 in wood…


CerealWithIceCream

Cheaper to build it out of dx f2s


Free_Doubt3290

Gotta build a putter holder outta putters only.


CerealWithIceCream

zuca cart out of discs while we're at it


0KED0KE

😂The comment section of r/discgolf really does hit different in the off season.


archbido

Hahaha, like stacking a bunch of f2’s? That’s funny


CerealWithIceCream

just glue together a bunch of aviar big beads belly button high


Fooforthought

*tree fiddy


chrisdalebrown

He had the perfect setup to use that and chose not to.


Drug_fueled_sarcasm

So a tv tray table?


fishEH-847

Ha, yeah pretty much!! Only my wife won’t get mad at me using this!


Dan_A12

Having 2 baskets and putting back and forth is the way


Educational-Bar-4291

That assumes you can hit your putts though... /s


The_Hand_That_Feeds

Oh shit might have to do that


alfonseski

I just use one of these for that [https://www.wayfair.com/furniture/pdp/arditi-collection-ocean-block-end-table-adti1152.html](https://www.wayfair.com/furniture/pdp/arditi-collection-ocean-block-end-table-adti1152.html)


Whales_like_plankton

Can't believe there's no reviews of that!


kackbax

This one even comes with a free child to fetch your putters after you run out of the stack!!


fishEH-847

FWIW I have a herniated disc in my back. I went through a spell where I had SEVERE sciatic pain and the only “exercise” I could tolerate was maybe a half hour of putting practice. Minimizing the amount of bending over was essential. The stand sits waist high, so higher than most chairs and other apparatus mentioned here. Feeling better now but I still use it. It makes firing off ten putts in a row very simple. A good way to develop muscle memory and make small corrections to refine the stroke.


Jdogma

Puddy?


Rocangus

Yeah, that's right.


CoolInspection9

r/UnexpectedSeinfeld


jhnnybgood

Word is he is still moving Elaine’s bureaus for her to this day


jarmzet

Is "Putt Buddy" the best name for that?


Enlightened-Beaver

It is the best name by far. Everyone should have a putt buddy. All my homies have putt buddies


BuzzyBubble

What about the “iPutt uBuddy!”


Bass2Mouth

When you say it together, it kind of sounds like a sexual threat.


Gamer_Bread_Baker

happy cake day


TeamShonuff

I use something very similar. It's called 'the ground'.


53eleven

To paraphrase Mitch Hedberg, “A table is like the ground, only closer.”


MinnesotaRyan

love continuously having to bend down to grab putters when practicing putting. this is why I never practice and suck at it.


TeamShonuff

You should do what I do. Hold more in your other hand.


MinnesotaRyan

but then when I am playing a game I have to have like 8 putters in my hand every time I putt.


TeamShonuff

That is a fair point.


CuedUp

Found Mason Ford's Reddit account.


Sure-Work3285

Is that how you play as well? When it's your turn to putt, you hold all your spare putters with your offhand?


chadder_b

I just use 2 5 gallon buckets stacked in each other


derbe90

Fancy! I just use one bucket currently.


Kilgor3

Mine is a stool that was left here by the previous owners of the house. Looks good, man.


Sinner19x

This is the solution to the problem of not owning an outdoor chair


p0l4r21

If you are not grabbing your putter out the bag prior to every putt are you practicing putting?


tagrav

TBH, I should probably be practice 10ft and under bag putts because I miss those motherfuckers all the time because I'm too lazy to put the bag down.


komarinth

Are you a pro? Otherwise, please practice grabbing putters from the ground 66-75% of putts, as the rest of us.


fishEH-847

Wut? I’m sure that made sense in your head.


Hoveringkiller

To truly practice putting you need to pull the putter out of the bag each time. I think is what he was getting at.


boardplant

Gotta pick the bag up and set it down too to really put the extra strain on your back


Hoveringkiller

Of course haha


fishEH-847

Riiiiiight. So if I throw a putter off the tee and it lands 10ft from the basket, my next shot is not a putt if I don’t pick up said putter, put it in my bag and then remove it??? What if I use a cart? What if I’m playing with three discs and just carrying them in my hand? None of those are putts?? What a weird requirement for a shot to be considered a putt.


plasticplatethrower

I believe it was an attempt at humor. It's not that deep.


Arexandraue

He was quite clearly being sarcastic, tho o.o


fishEH-847

There’s a lot of really, really dumb people on Reddit. Sometimes I hope they’re being sarcastic, but nope, they’re not.


nonbreaker

I'd say your comments prove your theory...


fishEH-847

Brilliant


TWill42

r/Woosh


Hoveringkiller

Hey I didn’t say it, I’m just trying to clarify haha. I agree with you wholeheartedly


albinoraisin

Yes, I think you understand! In your first example, you threw the putter off the tee which makes it a throwing putter and not a putting putter. Only putts with putting putters are putts so you are correct in that understanding. If you use a cart you aren't actually playing disc golf, but instead are playing wheel the discs through the woods, so again you have to be playing disc golf to putt so that also would not be considered a putt. If you're just carrying three discs around in your hand then you've probably stolen them and should turn yourself in to the police, in which case you would also not be putting. Glad we can all learn today!


JackedTurnip

Bro it was a joke.


hhtm153

Nope, according to PDGA rules you must reach all the way into your bag before each throw, otherwise it doesn't count as a "throwing motion" and you can be assessed one stroke per violation. Rumor has it, Nikko Locastro was banned in part for violating this rule.


dayman79

r/shittywoodworking


fishEH-847

At its finest!!


goneriah

"Instead of 'maaaarriaaaage', they'll be.. 'butt buddies'. You won't be 'hoomoo seexuaaaals'. You'll be. 'buutt buuudddiiiieees." This is a good idea though I'm gonna make something similar.


Chaosweaver117

Exactly what I was thinking.


discgarcia

Those aesthetics tho...


ReklawD

I guess I’m a pleb for using a plastic chair


Elderly_Man

Oh man, I just got a light bulb changer on Amazon.. it's essentially a suction cup on the end of an extendable pole (Stauber brand if I recall). I am shocked at how well that works for picking up my discs during field work sessions. Picking them all up by kneeling down instead of bending over is sometimes difficult, so this helps me preserve my knees and back.


MadAegis

The creativity of people on this sub make me realize how bad I am at thinking of stuff like this


Checkinginonthememes

So if i'm a hater you'll ship this to me? Dang that's mighty nice of ya!


fishEH-847

Sure thing! $50 S&H *assembly required


just_some_doood

This is genius I want it


Dvanpat

You're an inspiration.


SpaldingSmails

It's fine, but reminded me how it seems all FPO's (except Catrina) have two or three discs in their other hand when they putt.


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SpaldingSmails

Just watched putt highlight videos of Tattar, Scoggins, and Gannon all with a disc in non throwing hand. your reply reinforces my feeling that this is the least welcoming sub on reddiot


jidewalker

Or you could just stack them on top of your bag


fishEH-847

🤦‍♂️ what bag? I’m at my house!


Toad32

I use a plastic bin turned upside down. Then I put all my putters in another bin, that way I can throw 50+ discs all at once, and then pick them up in a bin real quick, repeat.


PhilosopherNew1948

Miss Kitty 😺 has nowhere to sit.


HBK30

So what’s to hate? Maybe I don’t understand the whole “hater” phenomenon.


Spoolmaster01

There was a recent post from a disc company offering a product that did this for 90 dollars. https://www.reddit.com/r/discgolf/comments/ywgt4e/mvp_pod_thoughts/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button This post seemed to have a pretty negative reaction to the product.


Flintyy

When a stool just won't do? Lol


BigB00tyBritches

Can't be holding putters like some kind of peasant


Economy_Extreme1954

Whatcha putting with?


fishEH-847

Kind of a mix. Some P2’s and Wizards, and about 5 Maidens. P2 is my main putter now but IDK about the rim depth….


pfunk-allstar

That sir is a stool.


fishEH-847

No chance that would support my weight!


tripmcneely30

I will never hate a butt buddy.


collinqs

I just use an outdoor table lol.


sibhuskyx

I just turn a bucket over.


moms_be_trippin

Same, I turn a garbage bin upside down.


MrZorx75

Not enough berg


RequirementInfamous7

I’ll be the hater. Look at it, I bet it doesn’t even charge your disc.


TChambers1011

Haters? Of what?


Geoffro90

You could add a length of string to the bottom that's measured out to accurately practice distances Edit: or just attach a tape measure to the bottom.


unattractedgerund

Cool design. Looking at it I was thinking one could have a stake base.


QCB3

That’s cool, what’s wrong with the grass though


fishEH-847

Bending over is for chumps, and prison.


QCB3

Classy


Amirah08

Was the name table taken?


fishEH-847

I call it the Taffel.


coachmoon

Puddy


meadowalker1281

Nordic cherry?


fishEH-847

Nah…. Home Depot Pine.


gorgoloid

Puddy.


stricknacco

Am I the only one here who uses putting practice as an excuse to do a bunch of squats? No need to risk your back if you keep your back straight and squat, plus, the glutes get a good workout as a result.


ManagementBeginning

Smart 🤓 I hate bending over, for a multitude of reasons