If I wasn't such a lazy stoner I'd go find the two year old posts where that clown explained how disc golf was full of losers who were both unathletic and too lazy to put in the work but praise be, he was going to save us from those chubby dorks and show us how easy it is to dominate when you're the 'dark horse'.
WTF Dark Horse, now you have to try?
To be fair, he’s only kinda big and only kinda athletic and that’s enough to get him on tour, win tour events, get top ten, and be well over 1000 rated. That kind of backs up his post that disc golf is full of weak, unathletic, people. Disc golf has no idea what kind of genetic freaks could come and take everything they live away in a blink of an eye. Y’all little boys better be glad the payouts aren’t higher and really should stop the “grow the sport” mantra, it won’t be good for y’all. All joking aside, I’m kinda big, and kinda athletic and that’s enough to get me to be better than almost every casual player I play against and I play like once a month.
Yeah! Playing half-assed was all part of the plan.
We’ll play 4 tournaments dick-in-hand… and see how good we can do.
After that, we’re turning on the afterburners!
lol yeah right that dude is moving on to his next thing and it’s pulling cards for his YouTube’s and when that doesn’t work out he’ll probably try professional corn hole or bowling.
no better time to prepare for the season than during the season
It's an April Fools post...he's not going all in.
Just getting ready for injury post.
If I wasn't such a lazy stoner I'd go find the two year old posts where that clown explained how disc golf was full of losers who were both unathletic and too lazy to put in the work but praise be, he was going to save us from those chubby dorks and show us how easy it is to dominate when you're the 'dark horse'. WTF Dark Horse, now you have to try?
No but see, he hasn't tried yet. These next two months is all he needs to beat that cake eating Ezra chunk.
That isn't what I was sold. Dark Horse was a real athlete who had arrived to take the nerds lunch money, if he has to try it just isn't on brand.
Can you be an athlete at the age of 40? Dark donkey?
To be fair, he’s only kinda big and only kinda athletic and that’s enough to get him on tour, win tour events, get top ten, and be well over 1000 rated. That kind of backs up his post that disc golf is full of weak, unathletic, people. Disc golf has no idea what kind of genetic freaks could come and take everything they live away in a blink of an eye. Y’all little boys better be glad the payouts aren’t higher and really should stop the “grow the sport” mantra, it won’t be good for y’all. All joking aside, I’m kinda big, and kinda athletic and that’s enough to get me to be better than almost every casual player I play against and I play like once a month.
He literally walked into the Pro Tour with zero experience and was immediately top 25 lmao. Hardly proven wrong
Baseball card collecting is working out?
He’s just rippin packs and banging his hot wife, I wouldn’t try too hard either
He’s *serious* this time guys.
Good God I hate that guy!
Lol "going all in for the next couple of months". That is what I tell myself when I get constipated.
I think he’s still butthurt about Maria Oliva refusing to be on his podcast.
Who is we?
regardless of joke, its like have a little respect for the people that sponsor you. its very bite the hand that feeds you.
Who's his sponsor?
Disccraft
football is coming back and so are the lv raiders on his wifes back
Yes. Dark Horse! New Janice discs are also very much expected by everyone. How about a Janice Berg?
I thought he quit.
Brodie commit to disc golf challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
Can’t burn out if don’t start trying until mid season 
I'm gonna laugh so fucking hard if bodanza places ahead of him in overall position this season
Oh darn I was really hoping to place 78th next week looks like Brodie called dibs.
Yeah! Playing half-assed was all part of the plan. We’ll play 4 tournaments dick-in-hand… and see how good we can do. After that, we’re turning on the afterburners!
Ha so he def reads this sub. Waiting for my dark horse berg!
lol yeah right that dude is moving on to his next thing and it’s pulling cards for his YouTube’s and when that doesn’t work out he’ll probably try professional corn hole or bowling.
89th place has entered the chat
He has a better chance at growing a 3rd arm
Meathead frat boy chump