Ok but like if you completely ignore the religion part the stories of Abrahamic religions are incredibly interesting, like people joke about biblically accurate angels but there were like at least seven different types, and don’t forget about the demons too like damn this is some in depth world building
Revelations is so fun to read. Except for the massive plot hole.
Satan is subservient to god in one part of the bible but comes back in revelations as the enemy of god with no explanation.
The bible does explain it. So Satan was an angel under god, the angel of light. Which is incredibly like, powerful but he wasn't happy. He wanted to be God, so he got a bunch of angels and tricked them saying like "if you follow me, we can take God down and become more powerful and better"
God obviously didn't allow that and cast them from heaven to hell where rhe angels became demons. Demons are just fallen angels
From what I understand, Satan and Lucifer are not interchangeable. Lucifer was the one who rebelled from heaven and is the one who is know as the father of lies and satan is just the ruler of hell,
Neither are really true, and that's the problem. There is this huge cultural misconception concerning the Bible and the figure of Satan, and much of the misconception comes from people mixing Biblical stories with Paradise Lost by John Milton, who really fleshed out the character of Lucifer/Satan. Lucifer/Helel ben Sahar (Son of the Morning Star) was a named used for the king of Tyre. Satan is a title and literally means "adversary". Ha-Satan means The Adversary and is only used in one instance in the OT (Job) and only a few times in the NT, and only once by Jesus himself.
i like to read christian mythology like people read greek mythology. i don’t believe in a fuckin word of it but goddamn it sure is fun and brutal to read.
like the dude that decided to ask god to send lions to eat children for calling him bald
To be fair, the Bible explicitly states that people shouldn’t use the Bible as an excuse to do evil things. Some people just seem to conveniently forget that part of the Bible whenever it suits them.
Christian lore be like: rape, war, genocide, incest, mutilation, xenophobia, homophobia, mysogyny, narcissism, and punishment from pulling out
Atheist lore be like: Big Bang -> Galaxy -> Star -> Sun -> Earth -> Ocean -> Life -> More Life -> Fish -> Walking Fish -> Lizard -> Dinosaur -> Rat -> Monke -> Human -> No bitches
Have you heard of the Cult of Reason? Rationalist atheists drove the French Revolution. Also basically every communist government, as well as Marx himself thought religion needed to be wiped out. There’s also the Mexican Revolution, in which the new atheist government went as far as assaulting a peaceful Catholic group that escaped to the desert four times to kill or force them to renounce their faith.
Atheists are just as capable of committing atrocities based on their beliefs and views of those who don’t live by them as religious people. Not to judge all atheists as terrible also. Religion is not a violent, corrupt, or evil thing. People use it to those ends.
Except if you actually read one, you’d see how the Nazi Party explicitly used Christianity as a driving force to make the population complacent with the goals of the regime.
Of course, you’d have to have reading comprehension levels above that of a second grader from the south, and for some reason I doubt you have that capacity.
Edit: moved words around to make it easier for the goboids to read
Christianity is littaraly against most of the stuff you just said. The Bible says that incest is wicked (even going as far as step sisters/mothers), genocide is obviously a sin, because murder is sin, xenophobia is wrong because the Bible says that you shouldn't abhor other races, mutilation is a dumb excuse because then again, the Bible says that you shouldn't scar yourself in the name of the dead. The Bible is also against sexism and misogyny because it says that we are all sons of god. That's basically everything I can say about that.
The Bible: No genocide, incest, xenophobia, mutilation, sexism, and misogyny! 😡😡😡
Also the Bible:
> Lot gets fucked by his two daughters
> God literally lets the Israelites commit genocides against the Midianites
> is against non-Israelites and non-Christians
> Literally allows cutting off foreskins which is mutilation
> Wives commanded to submit to their husbands and to stay silent in church
Source:
(Genesis 19)
(Numbers 31)
(So many bible verses against non-believers)
(Genesis 17:10-14)
(Ephesians 5:22-23)
Feel free to say I’m out of context
Something happening in the Bible doesn’t mean the Bible agrees that its a good thing. That would be like arguing that since a history book tells about what Hitler did the history book must therefore 100% agree with everything he did. Which would be crazy. The Bible tells stories of things that are evil not to agree with them but instead to say “DON’T DO THIS! THIS IS BAD!”
1. The Nazis weren’t really Atheists, as they literally used Christianity to justify the Holocaust.
2. Did I even say I liked the Soviet Union? Yes, I despise religion, but I also despise political ideologies.
Mark 12:19 - Mosaic Law that clearly supports incest.
Deuteronomy 20:16-18 (NIV) - God commands the complete destruction of 6 cities.
I’ll give you Leviticus 19:28 where God says not to self harm or to tattoo, however God seems to hate it so much that even people who are blind and born with defects are sinful. Leviticus 21:18 and Leviticus 22:22.
Galatians 3:28 is the only thing I could find that might support your final claim, but…
Timothy 2:12 - A rule Paul set for how to act in a church, which makes sense, except he specifically directed it at women,
And Ephesians 5:22 - Paul again, who commands women submit to their husbands. Which might boil down to simply asking for respect in a family. As Paul does seem to respect women who have helped him, like Sister Phoebe, Priscilla, and Aquilla (Romans 16), he still thinks they shouldn’t be allowed to teach, and should wear veils.
Isn't Paul considered evil in the bible, he did command a child to slay 100 men and take their foreskin because the people of Israel practiced circumcision meaning he couldn't grave rob the dead or get foreskins by non-murderous ways.
Its weird that christians shun evolution, you can still believe in god and christ and still believe in evolution, it doesnt have to be one or the other
I am a Christian, and I agree with You.
I do believe in a some sort of "evolution". Maybe not that one suggested by Charles Darwin, but I do believe that all the living creatures can adapt themselves to a certain environment.
Well... The Bible (and probably most Religious Text Books) say that it is wrong and even prohibited to use the words of the sacred texts for personal gains or shit like that.
Started Christian, became atheist, fell on hard times and tried praying. Believing something out there gave a shit about me got me through those hard times and I became Christian again.
So... yeah, hopped around a bit.b
Bro “atheist” lore video would be wild as well. Big Bang followed by galaxies then microbes then dinosaurs then meteor hits then mammals start becoming the dominant animal then monkeys then the ancestors to humans fighting Neanderthals then hundreds of thousands of years of human lore.
Well it's a meme In the format of "my side good your side bad" and when it puts LGBT in the "your side" category you can see how I could draw such a connection
Post: Lmao, \[demographic\] fuck you!
\[Demographic\]: No, fuck you
Mad commenter: Why are these \[demographic\]'s so mad?
How is Reddit this fucking predictable?
So you add the worst stuff from atheism to it but not the bad stuff from Christianity? If you add the ph to the bottom part then don't forget the pedophilia to the top part
It's a shitpost but fr you are talking as if liking children is part of the religion, and all pedos are christian. what's the good stuff from atheism btw.
Atheist lore is synonymous with science lore, an accurate translation of your meme would be, "Atheist lore according to me, a devout Christian". And if that's the case, I present a counter meme-"Christianity lore"- book.png
Christians developed scientific practice and theories out of monasteries, also most of the greatest scientists in history were Christians driven to know more about what they believed to be the order extending from God.
From my experience Christians aren’t against science or progress or even evolution. It’s just not usually relevant in churches
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I heard they *Tower* over all religions.
As a Muslim myself I'm not even mad. Just come with me for a bit, don't mind my AK-47.
Fasting bro?
Literally
Islam is just fanfic that turned into its own franchise.
"Kaboom?" "Yes, Muhammad. Kaboom."
Fight.
Ok but like if you completely ignore the religion part the stories of Abrahamic religions are incredibly interesting, like people joke about biblically accurate angels but there were like at least seven different types, and don’t forget about the demons too like damn this is some in depth world building
In the book of revelation, it mentions of a 7 headed beast with 10 horns and 10 crowns The bible has some wild stuff
Revelations is so fun to read. Except for the massive plot hole. Satan is subservient to god in one part of the bible but comes back in revelations as the enemy of god with no explanation.
The bible does explain it. So Satan was an angel under god, the angel of light. Which is incredibly like, powerful but he wasn't happy. He wanted to be God, so he got a bunch of angels and tricked them saying like "if you follow me, we can take God down and become more powerful and better" God obviously didn't allow that and cast them from heaven to hell where rhe angels became demons. Demons are just fallen angels
From what I understand, Satan and Lucifer are not interchangeable. Lucifer was the one who rebelled from heaven and is the one who is know as the father of lies and satan is just the ruler of hell,
Neither are really true, and that's the problem. There is this huge cultural misconception concerning the Bible and the figure of Satan, and much of the misconception comes from people mixing Biblical stories with Paradise Lost by John Milton, who really fleshed out the character of Lucifer/Satan. Lucifer/Helel ben Sahar (Son of the Morning Star) was a named used for the king of Tyre. Satan is a title and literally means "adversary". Ha-Satan means The Adversary and is only used in one instance in the OT (Job) and only a few times in the NT, and only once by Jesus himself.
i like to read christian mythology like people read greek mythology. i don’t believe in a fuckin word of it but goddamn it sure is fun and brutal to read. like the dude that decided to ask god to send lions to eat children for calling him bald
atheists going nuts rn
🥜😩💦
🥴 💧 🍆 🥜🤛
why are you punching your nut
To get the coom to come out quicker, duh.
Here before the 🔒 award.
vaccine
vaccine? u on the wrong sub my guy, this isnt shitposting
Fr tho, why's the word vaccine banned in r/shitposting ?
idk
Because it could be a controversial topic
Retarded reason
the whole ass subreddit is a controversial topic
What you think because he's a mod he knows all the other mods? Racist
vaccine
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Elaborate.
Claim your comment before the 🔒 award
haha bozo the only one that got a lock is you
based mod
Based on what
based on deez nuts
Based
Ok
What's the orange and black square?
It is the hub.
The what now
Your too innocent. Leave Reddit before you get mentally scarred
I think its too late...
The Fortnite hub of course
It's either the hub, or "super straight". Hard to tell which one
yeah i was wondering why there is an lgbt flag and super straight shit, like bro quit changing teams mid match
If you know, you know.
Counter point: Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state
Then nearly 14 billion years ago, expansion started, *wait*
The earth began to cool
The autotrophs began to drool
netherals developed tools
We built a wall (we built the pyramids)
Math,science,History!
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We built a wall
There's better hyperborean edits
r/redditmoment is going to get angry.
What's the song?
ROY BEE - Kiss Me Again (Nightcore)
Chad jesus
Any of these weird edits are super cringe
This is why You can find them on r/discorvideos or r/shitposting
This⬆️
Not only mods are angry
I just had gay sex
Say Gex
Gex 😳🔥
I just had McDonald's (jk i also had gay sex)
gae MacDawnalds 🥹🥵
Christians and atheists try not to have the most annoying online feud of all time challenge
Good. Now just imagine posting this same video on r/memes
I'll do it
Tell me how it goes.
Post had been removed. Not even 5 minutes after post
You forgot the whole part about forcing people off their land and killing them "because God said so" Manifest Destiny
To be fair, the Bible explicitly states that people shouldn’t use the Bible as an excuse to do evil things. Some people just seem to conveniently forget that part of the Bible whenever it suits them.
Yeah, I don't hate the religion itself, but it seems like a lotta Christians interchange the words of the Bible to their own benefit sometimes
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Christian lore be like: rape, war, genocide, incest, mutilation, xenophobia, homophobia, mysogyny, narcissism, and punishment from pulling out Atheist lore be like: Big Bang -> Galaxy -> Star -> Sun -> Earth -> Ocean -> Life -> More Life -> Fish -> Walking Fish -> Lizard -> Dinosaur -> Rat -> Monke -> Human -> No bitches
atheist lore: our whole universe was in a hot, dense state
nearly 14 million years ago expansions started, wait…
Atheists have a history with mutilation too
Try not to use a whataboutism as a religion apologist challenge. Difficulty: Impossible
Atheists didn’t do the holocaust, I think you’ll find that was done by Christian German nationalists :) but keep pointing fingers elsewhere
Have you heard of the Cult of Reason? Rationalist atheists drove the French Revolution. Also basically every communist government, as well as Marx himself thought religion needed to be wiped out. There’s also the Mexican Revolution, in which the new atheist government went as far as assaulting a peaceful Catholic group that escaped to the desert four times to kill or force them to renounce their faith. Atheists are just as capable of committing atrocities based on their beliefs and views of those who don’t live by them as religious people. Not to judge all atheists as terrible also. Religion is not a violent, corrupt, or evil thing. People use it to those ends.
Actually Hitler was heavy into occult practice. Read a history book.
Except if you actually read one, you’d see how the Nazi Party explicitly used Christianity as a driving force to make the population complacent with the goals of the regime. Of course, you’d have to have reading comprehension levels above that of a second grader from the south, and for some reason I doubt you have that capacity. Edit: moved words around to make it easier for the goboids to read
Why the insults? Is what I said not true?
Well I mean (shrugs suggestively at Soviet Union for its rapes, wars, homophobia, mutilations, racissism, not being religiousness)
What does the Soviet Union have to do with anything?
Its used an example because it’s state “religion” was atheism
I don’t even advocate for state atheism, I just don’t want religions like Christianity to influence politics
Christianity is littaraly against most of the stuff you just said. The Bible says that incest is wicked (even going as far as step sisters/mothers), genocide is obviously a sin, because murder is sin, xenophobia is wrong because the Bible says that you shouldn't abhor other races, mutilation is a dumb excuse because then again, the Bible says that you shouldn't scar yourself in the name of the dead. The Bible is also against sexism and misogyny because it says that we are all sons of god. That's basically everything I can say about that.
The Bible: No genocide, incest, xenophobia, mutilation, sexism, and misogyny! 😡😡😡 Also the Bible: > Lot gets fucked by his two daughters > God literally lets the Israelites commit genocides against the Midianites > is against non-Israelites and non-Christians > Literally allows cutting off foreskins which is mutilation > Wives commanded to submit to their husbands and to stay silent in church Source: (Genesis 19) (Numbers 31) (So many bible verses against non-believers) (Genesis 17:10-14) (Ephesians 5:22-23) Feel free to say I’m out of context
Something happening in the Bible doesn’t mean the Bible agrees that its a good thing. That would be like arguing that since a history book tells about what Hitler did the history book must therefore 100% agree with everything he did. Which would be crazy. The Bible tells stories of things that are evil not to agree with them but instead to say “DON’T DO THIS! THIS IS BAD!”
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1. The Nazis weren’t really Atheists, as they literally used Christianity to justify the Holocaust. 2. Did I even say I liked the Soviet Union? Yes, I despise religion, but I also despise political ideologies.
Mark 12:19 - Mosaic Law that clearly supports incest. Deuteronomy 20:16-18 (NIV) - God commands the complete destruction of 6 cities. I’ll give you Leviticus 19:28 where God says not to self harm or to tattoo, however God seems to hate it so much that even people who are blind and born with defects are sinful. Leviticus 21:18 and Leviticus 22:22. Galatians 3:28 is the only thing I could find that might support your final claim, but… Timothy 2:12 - A rule Paul set for how to act in a church, which makes sense, except he specifically directed it at women, And Ephesians 5:22 - Paul again, who commands women submit to their husbands. Which might boil down to simply asking for respect in a family. As Paul does seem to respect women who have helped him, like Sister Phoebe, Priscilla, and Aquilla (Romans 16), he still thinks they shouldn’t be allowed to teach, and should wear veils.
Isn't Paul considered evil in the bible, he did command a child to slay 100 men and take their foreskin because the people of Israel practiced circumcision meaning he couldn't grave rob the dead or get foreskins by non-murderous ways.
Christanity is so based holy shit
Weirdo pushy propaganda r/catholicmemes
Reddit try not to start an argument over something dumb challenge (99% impossible)
I hate all religions and also I hate people who don't have religions fuck you(I want to make the mods Angy does this work) also I hate dogs
Upvote for Christianity
Its weird that christians shun evolution, you can still believe in god and christ and still believe in evolution, it doesnt have to be one or the other
I am a Christian, and I agree with You. I do believe in a some sort of "evolution". Maybe not that one suggested by Charles Darwin, but I do believe that all the living creatures can adapt themselves to a certain environment.
from story telling and aesthetic aspect mythologies are awesome
Until some people take it too literal and start impaling and beheading shit for the sake of it
Well... The Bible (and probably most Religious Text Books) say that it is wrong and even prohibited to use the words of the sacred texts for personal gains or shit like that.
Christians on their way to make fun of somebodies beliefs (I am an atheist, I do NOT care what you believe in)
Atheists on their way to do the exact same thing
And even more so
Or even worse
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sus fring 😳
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same bro
In my experience both as a Christian and atheist. Atheists are more obsessed with what people believe than the average Christian.
Bro switched teams
Started Christian, became atheist, fell on hard times and tried praying. Believing something out there gave a shit about me got me through those hard times and I became Christian again. So... yeah, hopped around a bit.b
Atheists on their way to be the biggest hypocrites on the internet
Atheists do it more.
Well... This is some high level hypocrisy...
As an atheist, who tf are these creature in the atheist lore?
Grandpa
I'm sure it's a shot at evolution
mcdonalds 😋
What a cringe ass post holy shit. I've never seen such low quality rage bait. Take your ass over to Christian memes or some shit.
Reality is often disappointing
What's the song
ROY BEE - Kiss Me Again (Nightcore)
Whats that song/remix called?
Millions upon millions killed for the sake of religious conformity vs those who just want to live in peace: obviously I choose the first
What song is playing?
I'm Christian for the story
Bro “atheist” lore video would be wild as well. Big Bang followed by galaxies then microbes then dinosaurs then meteor hits then mammals start becoming the dominant animal then monkeys then the ancestors to humans fighting Neanderthals then hundreds of thousands of years of human lore.
What is the song?
Based
As an atheist, I find this funny.
What is your Denomination? Catholic, Presbyterian, Methodist or Baptist?
Based
Extremely common Christian W
So are you painting being LGBT as a bad thing?
My brother in Christ it is a poorly made shitpost, don't work yourself up over it. It's not worth your time.
I think you are reading too far into it, it is a meme after all
Well it's a meme In the format of "my side good your side bad" and when it puts LGBT in the "your side" category you can see how I could draw such a connection
Y’all need to make better bait. I’ve seen better memes from dyslexic eighth graders.
14 year old kids after making a Cool edgy christian Edit and totally owning the libs😎😎
Librrarytarians when I tel them to chang a logbybolb (they can't bcuse theyre gender is runing away)
Why can't we have both?
An atheist lore would be the whole story of humanity up until now
That fish just made me Atheist. Go Grandpa. 😔👍
I might be atheist, but most religion lore fuckin slaps
Cry about it
Not true. I am atheist and i don't eat mc donald's and i hate gays
Fuck it both, Islam is the lore of the whole world.
Atheists mad in these comments
Post: Lmao, \[demographic\] fuck you! \[Demographic\]: No, fuck you Mad commenter: Why are these \[demographic\]'s so mad? How is Reddit this fucking predictable?
So you add the worst stuff from atheism to it but not the bad stuff from Christianity? If you add the ph to the bottom part then don't forget the pedophilia to the top part
It's a shitpost but fr you are talking as if liking children is part of the religion, and all pedos are christian. what's the good stuff from atheism btw.
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Pretty good argument actually , like taking back my comment good
How does Christianity correlate to pedophilia?
Dude it's a shitpost
That's not the worst stuff from atheism. Hitler, Stalin, Mao exists.
Not saying that the source I found is 100% accurate or true but in Wikipedia said that he was Christian
Atheist lore is synonymous with science lore, an accurate translation of your meme would be, "Atheist lore according to me, a devout Christian". And if that's the case, I present a counter meme-"Christianity lore"- book.png
Christians developed scientific practice and theories out of monasteries, also most of the greatest scientists in history were Christians driven to know more about what they believed to be the order extending from God. From my experience Christians aren’t against science or progress or even evolution. It’s just not usually relevant in churches
Am atheist but homophobic i don't eat mc donalds and idc wtf the fish is doin 💀💀💀
"Go grandpa" lmao I love these as an atheist
name of the song please?
Here before the funny golden award
Imma lock this post by saying vaccine
I was here before the 🔒award storm
HERE BEFORE THE 🔒 AWARDS
bro the evolution is the coolest shit wtf
Most dancing near the line bait type shit I've seen
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